After time travel, I got rich by catching ghosts and selling talismans

"Damn it!" The man reeking of alcohol looked at his phone and cursed fiercely, "You idiot, hit your mother in the face!"

He took a sip of wine, his eyes were red, and his emotions were already extremely excited. He caught a glimpse of the little boy curled up on the ground, sleeping drowsily, and suddenly became terrified, and he raised his foot and was about to kick him down: "You little son of a bitch!" ..."

Seeing that his feet were about to fall on the young boy's immature face, Tong Guohu's face showed a sinister smile, which then turned into astonishment.

"It seems...you still didn't take what I said just now to heart." A clear and pleasant voice sounded in my ear, Tong Guohu's feet were strangely stuck in mid-air, and the whole person was like a fat duck with its butt up, waiting The slaughter of hunters.

A pair of slender white hands slowly appeared in the air, gently embracing the body of the little boy lying on the ground.

Wu Xuan carefully placed the little boy on the sofa beside him, and casually took a picture of the An Amulet.The little boy's body twitched a few times, his brows relaxed immediately, and he fell into a deeper sleep.

Tong Guohu watched his movements in horror, opened his mouth, but found that not only could he not move, he could not even speak!

The extreme fear made his brain drenched in alcohol finally come to his senses. He stared blankly at this handsome young man who suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. All his previous arrogance and malice turned into fear of Wu Xuan at this moment.

"Uh, uh..." Tong Guohu took a few breaths, his whole body seemed to be lifted by someone's neck, his big greasy face was flushed red, his eyes protruded outwards, and his expression was ferocious.

Wu Xuan's expression was cold, he lifted his arm lightly, and the lingering spiritual energy was entangled around Tong Guohu's neck, and he continued to lift his body up.

"Didn't the deity tell you?" Wu Xuan's tone was indifferent, as if smiling, Tong Guohu's back felt chills, and he forgot to breathe for a moment.

"Everything is karmic reincarnation, and the retribution is not good under evil thoughts..."

"Do you think this deity is accurate?"

Wu Xuan sneered, withdrew his strength, and while he was lying prone on the ground coughing violently and panting, he directly stuffed a substitute talisman into it.

This is a stand-in amulet priced at 300 million. If Tong Guohu didn't disgust him, he would be reluctant to use it like this!

Wu Xuan felt sorry for the 300 million he had eaten... he became even angrier, pinched several spells with both hands to maximize the effectiveness of the substitute talisman, and then stopped his movements angrily.

As soon as the stand-in talisman entered Tong Guohu's body, it merged with his life and soul. Wu Xuan took a dark red silk thread from his body, and gently tied it to the little boy's ankle.

Looking at this scene, Tong Guohu couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart. He looked at Wu Xuan in horror, as if he was looking at an alien who was raw and drinking blood, and said in a hoarse voice: "You, what did you do to me?"

"I have connected your lifelines together, and if he encounters any misfortune in the future, you will bear it for him." Wu Xuan smiled slightly, "But don't worry, I have seen the child's fate, except for a few times. Apart from minor calamities and tribulations, there are no other problems."

Tong Guohu shook his head while hiding back: "No, no, monster! You are a monster!"

"How can you say that." Wu Xuan frowned slightly, his beautiful face seemed to be tainted with a trace of sadness, which made people worry, "A good boy is not allowed to swear at others."

He raised his index finger and tapped lightly between his lips, Tong Guohu's eyes were dazed for a moment, but when he woke up again, he didn't remember anything.

Seeing himself lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, while the little boy was lying comfortably on the sofa, he couldn't help feeling angry, and opened his mouth to scold——

Scolding, scolding can't come out!

He was startled immediately, stood up and walked a few steps towards the sofa. Looking at the peaceful sleeping face of the little boy, what surged in his heart was no longer the arrogance and arrogance, but inexplicable fear.

He stretched out his hand to grab the little boy's body, but his body trembled suddenly. When he fell to the ground, the door of the house was also broken open from the outside to the inside, and a gun was stuck in his chest. On the temple: "Police, hold still!"

Tong Guohu's body trembled, and he was about to grab the little boy's body in front of him, but as soon as his hand touched the little boy's body, dense tingling pain came from all parts of the body, and he couldn't bear the pain. Immediately shouted: "Ah!!!"

With a smile on his lips, Wu Xuan stood aside and watched quietly. After seeing the little boy being gently embraced by a policewoman, he slightly softened his brows and eyes, and his figure disappeared into the air.

This farce began quietly and seemed to end quietly.

Wu Xuanwo went back to his custom-made beanbag sofa, picked up his mobile phone and tapped into the completed orders, and calmly looked at the money he earned several times before washing out the 300 million he had wasted on Tong Guohu from his sea of ​​consciousness. Open Weibo and read it.

And in the short time he was dealing with Tong Guohu, the Weibo was also changing rapidly.

Because of Tong Guohu's constant provocations before, some passers-by also expressed doubts about the so-called hair growth talisman, and Wu Xuan's last Weibo repost was even more confusing, and he quickly praised Guagua.

What is karmic reincarnation, retribution is not good?Listening to this, it seems that this netizen nicknamed "The Tiger in the Heart Occupies the Rose" is about to do bad things secretly?

And the slap in the face that the shopkeeper said...

How can you slap your face?

Do you personally go over and take a hair growth talisman for the other party and record a live hair growth video?

The melon-eating crowd held all kinds of speculations, and even Wu Xuan secretly offered 100 million yuan to let the other party cooperate with him in acting, but they didn't expect——

In the end, it turned out to be such a simple, such, and powerful slap in the face!

The little brother, the protagonist in the news, sent a clarification video.

@今日我finally not bald: Surfing the Internet today, I suddenly found that I seem to be popular... Yes, that’s right, the male tourist in the news posted by @平安帝都大兄...is me.

@今天我finally not bald: Published a video [from the video of today I am finally not bald.avid]

In the video, a long-haired young man sat upright and looked at the camera, and then pulled his hair at a disagreement: "Everyone, look out, this is real hair."

After talking, he took the mobile phone at the side, clicked on the photo album, enlarged the picture, and sent it to the camera: "This is what I looked like ten days ago."

He tapped a small corner of the screen: "This is the date watermark that comes with the camera, you can see it."

Then he exited the photo album and opened Taobao again: "This is the record of my purchase of hair growth charms at the Fuling flagship store, and the chat content between me and the store owner at that time."

He quietly put the phone in front of the camera for a minute before putting it down, and said with burning eyes: "I took this video today to clarify—for the owner. His hair growth charm is really easy to use! "

"From the day I grew my hair, I was glad, fortunately, I was not clear-headed and bought this hair growth talisman!"

"Finally, I want to say to the shop owner, thank you for the hair growth charm, I will always be your fan!"

"With such an immediate effect and such black and thick hair, don't you really want to do it?"

Xia Ge showed a complacent smile towards everyone.

With his long black hair...it's the best advertisement!

The video ends.

The actions of eating melon netizens froze.

So what kind of black technology is this!

Could it really be possible to grow hair with just a small talisman?Are you donkey me.

But the video of the Ping'an Imperial Capital is still hanging there, and even the sufferer himself came out and took a video to slap his face——

Wait, is this the ultimate meaning of "slap in the face" in the shop owner's reply to Zhan Jue Qiangwei's Weibo?

This is too... so exciting!

Indeed, what could be more satisfying than a slap in the face when the person concerned comes out and breaks the Ten Meetings?

there is none left!

The owner is really a fortune teller!

The melon-eaters ate their stomachs full of melons, their eyes fixed on Xia Ge's flying black long hair at the end of the video, and after a little thought...then began to frantically retweet Weibo.

Repost the lottery Weibo that Wu Xuan posted before.

In less than a while, Hair Growth Talisman, with this slightly feudal and superstitious name, suddenly became the top three in the hot search list, and even Wu Xuan and Xia Ge became popular.

There are tens of thousands of bald men, come and see the hair growth weapon!

Wu Xuan looked at the overwhelming heat, his eyes were deep, and when he opened the backstage of Taobao——

Several affordable talismans are on the shelves.

Well, including the cheap version of the hair growth charm.

By the way, I also sent a Weibo to inform the little angels who were reluctant to buy talismans because of the price.

@Fu Ling Flagship Store: Good news, good news!Great news!All kinds of cheap talismans are online today~ [Baby Link-Poke Me] No need for [-] or [-], just [-], and bring home the hair growth artifact!No need seven thousand eight, no six thousand eight, only eight eight eight, the rejuvenating magic talisman will help you regain your eighteenth youth! ps: You get what you pay for, these talismans are just cheap substitutes for the previous top-level talismans. The effect of the talismans is not weak, but it takes a long time and the treatment is more complicated. Please look carefully before buying~

The fans are almost used to his magical advertisements, and after a quick glance, they clicked into the link excitedly.

Good hair, here comes mom!

I don't know how many bald people weep that their barren land is about to become lush; I don't know how many people cry when they see the time it takes for this cheap substitute to grow hair.

Only one hundred days!You can grow hair!

What a sweet number that is...

Wu Xuan looked at the ever-increasing orders for hair growth talismans in the background, and sighed softly.

Why didn't everyone notice the little private goods he added later?

Or do ordinary people in this world not value their appearance as much as female cultivators in the cultivation world?

Wu Xuan frowned slightly, feeling a little distressed.

What's wrong with Huan Yan Talisman?Whitening, lightening and moisturizing, buying one can be used for three months, which is very affordable!

The author has something to say: Wu Xuan: Good news, good news, the handsome boss is selling charms at a loss, buy more and get more discounts, buy early and get benefits sooner!

Buy a talisman now and give Brother Xuan a small paper figure of the same style o(*////▽////*)q