Jian Xiu is a big pig's hoof[Transmigration Book]

Ji Chenge didn't sleep anymore.

They sat on the sofa together until dawn, talking at first, and then only the voice of the narrator on the TV.

Whether it's Ji Chenge or Shao Jue, it's been a long time since they got along so comfortably with others.

When the sky was bright, Shao Jue rubbed his head against his leg, and said coquettishly, "Brother, can I come here more often in the future?"

Ji Chenge replied: "Yes."

Shao Jue rubbed it again: "I want to plant some spiritual plants for you."

Regarding what happened to the crabapple tree, Ji Chenge chose to accept the reality, so he said, "Yes."

Shao Jue asked again: "I can do anything?"

Ji Chenge paused: "...No, you have to ask me first before you do whatever you want."

Shao Jue gave a low laugh.

Never underestimate the destructive power of tech geeks.

In order to prevent Shao Jue from doing irreversible things to home appliances due to his strong thirst for knowledge, Ji Chenge formally took Shao Jue to know about LCD TVs, remote controls, water heaters and other common home appliances, and by the way, asked him about the correct usage of the living room phone .

Shao Jue said: "It should be according to this... yes, the third choice is the frog."

Virtual boyfriend, virtual girlfriend, virtual frog, virtual dolphin...the options are varied.

Ji Chenge is very glad that Shao Jue didn't choose the virtual dolphin yesterday.

He took Shao Jue into the kitchen, and first introduced the most important members of the kitchen: "This is used to store food, and it can keep the food as fresh as possible."

Shao Jue tilted his head, as if he didn't understand why Ji Chenge went so far as to put such a weak magic weapon in an important cave.

Ji Chenge also admitted that the preservation effect of the refrigerator is actually far inferior to the storage space, and the cooling function is even more unnecessary, because Ji Chenge himself is an ice attribute cultivator, and it is more effective for him to freeze it casually than anything else.

Putting the refrigerator here is a sense of ritual.

He calmly glanced at the refrigerator and introduced the next appliance: "This is a coffee machine, one-lever operation, mini model."

"This is a fully automatic dishwasher, with no residual water in the dry state, and one-click disinfection and washing."

"This is a microwave oven, which I use the most, but it's not recommended for heating eggs, understand?"

Shao Jue rubbed his chin: "It is not recommended to heat eggs...for example, the ball from yesterday?"

"Yes." Ji Chenge said nonsense seriously: "All eggs are not allowed, including this one."

Shao Jue asked curiously, "Why?"

Ji Chenge

The hand that was reaching for the oven paused, "Huh?"

Shao Jue was full of curiosity: "Why can't eggs be heated?"

Ji Chenge thought for a while and replied, "It will explode."

Shao Jue raised his eyebrows, glanced at the kitchen: "Here?"

"Of course not." Ji Chenge knocked on the microwave oven, and couldn't help but laugh: "The egg will explode inside it, and it will be very troublesome to clean up."

"Hmm..." Shao Jue rubbed his chin and asked tentatively, "Can I take a look?"

"... Take a look?"

"Well, look how it exploded."

Shao Jue's expression was so innocent that Ji Chenge had the illusion that he was taking the children to a small science class. Before he could refuse, Shao Jue said, "I can provide the spirit beast eggs and I will take care of cleaning them up."

It's really not that hard to pack up, a small spell is enough.

but……

Ji Chenge compromised: "Okay, you can try."

So Shao Jue took out a palm-sized egg from his storage bag and handed it to Ji Chenge.

"Come."

The spirit beast egg provided by Shao Jue has a creamy yellow shell with fine and dense red spots on it, which is an uncommon color.Ji Chenge took it over and found that the egg was heavy, so he couldn't help asking: "Will it hatch soon?"

It's not that he is like a soldier, but that with Shao Jue's temperament, he is completely capable of doing such a thing.

Shao Jue chuckled, "Of course not."

Ji Chenge dubiously put the egg into the microwave oven, and started the microwave oven.

Speaking of it, although he knows the common sense that eggs cannot be put in the microwave oven, he has never tried the consequences of putting them in himself.They watched the milk-yellow egg slowly rotate inside, everything looked very peaceful...

The explosion came unexpectedly.

boom! !

The black egg liquid exploded without warning, frying the inside of the microwave oven into a sticky mess.

Ji Chenge: "..."

This color--

He asked Shao Jue: "What kind of egg is this?"

Shao Jue had already approached the microwave oven, and was observing curiously at a close distance. Hearing the words, he replied casually: "The astrolabe lava lizard...is just an egg abandoned by the parents. It cannot hatch a small lizard. Such eggs are generally used Come for medicine."

After not hearing Ji Chenge's response for a long time, Shao Jue subconsciously turned his head to look, and saw Ji Chenge's face sinking like water.

"What are you thinking?"

Ji Chenge said expressionlessly, "I'm wondering if I should throw away the microwave."

Ji Chenge knew the astrolabe karst lizard.

Not so much a lizard as

It is more like a dinosaur, with a huge body and a ferocious appearance. When it opens its bloody mouth, it will reveal sharp white teeth and densely packed teeth. It is a specialty of the Xingpan Valley of the Yongye Great World.

He suddenly remembered that the morning glory in the Ivy Small World, that is, the No. [-] Xiaoshitou machine, seemed to have such thin and pointed white teeth, similar to shark teeth.

Ji Chenge asked uncertainly: "...The teeth of the little stone are made of the teeth of this kind of spirit beast?"

Shao Jue smiled and readily admitted: "You are very smart."

He said again: "This is the second time you have mentioned the little stone. Do you miss it very much? If you miss it very much, I can bring it here to meet you."

"Little Stone is still alive?"

"Well, during the time I was away in Fumo Palace, it ate up all the fish raised by Ye Phosphorus and lived very well."

When Ji Chenge heard this, he had only one thought.

Ye Phosphorus... is really a miserable hero.It has been really hard for him to live next to Shao Jue for decades.

Although there is half a volume of "Xianmolu" in hand, but the residents of Fumo Palace are not humans except him, they are devils, and they are forced to reshape the three views every day. My childhood sweetheart, my junior sister, fell asleep for no reason and went offline, and I haven't come back after fifty or sixty chapters.

"...By the way, where is Ye Lin's junior sister Xu Linglong?"

"Xu Linglong?" Shao Jue tilted his head and smiled: "Didn't she die a long time ago?"

After all, he looked at Ji Chenge with burning eyes.

Ji Chenge frowned, "See what I'm doing?"

Shao Jue turned on the microwave oven and made a gesture, and it was immediately clean as before, with no traces visible.

"Xu Linglong had indeed disappeared for a long time. But after returning from Buddha Heart Sea, there was another woman beside Ye Phosph. She said she was rescued on the way back, and they went in and out together every day. Forget about that little junior sister."

...It seems that Xu Linglong has really woken up. With Ye Lin's personality, there is no possibility of changing the heroine of this "Survival Immortal and Demon Record". It should be that Xu Linglong changed her appearance and accompanied Ye Lin.

The continuation pill produced by the system really has a conscience.

Shao Jue turned off the microwave oven and said leisurely, "I'm going to the world of Baicao."

"Why?"

"Go find you some delicious spiritual plants"

Ji Chenge: "..."

I always feel... being regarded as an incredible foodie.

……

Taking advantage of the darkness, Ji Chenge quietly left Chongxue Palace. He walked with his sword, and at dawn, he arrived at the teleportation formation of Chaoyang Great World.

The teleportation array connects to other great worlds, as well as with Chaoyang

The eleven middle worlds with the closest aura to the big world, when they arrived, Ji Chenge pulled Shao Jue out and told him, "Be careful and contact me if you need anything."

The world of Baicao is rich in all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs. The most famous Danxiu sect is almost all in the world of Baicao. Although Ji Chenge has never been to the world of Baicao, he has heard the name of the world of Baicao for a long time.

Shao Jue said: "I understand, don't worry."

He took Ji Chenge's hand and pulled the person towards him. Ji Chenge didn't know why, but he also leaned forward with his strength, and there was a soft touch on his cheek.

chirp.

Ji Chenge was stunned, and he stood there in a daze.For a moment I didn't know how to react.

Whispers from around came to my ears clearly, "What...is it a Taoist companion?"

"It's rare to see, it's strange, there are Taoist couples saying goodbye every now and then in the large teleportation formation, nothing to be surprised about."

"Oh my god, that's a sword cultivator, can a sword cultivator have a Taoist companion?"

Ji Chenge: "..."

Please don't discriminate against Jianxiu, everyone has the freedom to fall in love.

Shao Jue pointed to his cheek with a half-smile.

"Kiss one?"

This movement, this demeanor, is really very familiar.

Ji Chenge stared at Shao Jue who remained expressionless for a moment, then leaned over and pecked lightly on his cool cheek.

Score at the touch of a button.

Shao Jue laughed and teased: "It's really perfunctory."

Ji Chenge said with a straight face: "Go and come back quickly."

A dazzling golden light lit up, illuminating most of the sky, and when the golden light disappeared, Shao Jue, who was in the teleportation formation, also disappeared.

"System, are you there?"

"squeak."

Ji Chenge said: "Count up the points, do more tasks recently, I want to collect enough points to exchange for soul medicine as soon as possible."

The price is 38888, which is the thing that best meets Shao Jue's needs in the system mall.

The system is depressed.

"Host, don't you want to redeem the plot unlocking coupon?"

"Don't change it now, wait until I get the soul potion. Don't worry, even if I can't predict the plot, I can still live well in this world."

The system can only answer: "Okay, host."

It resigned itself to fate.From the moment it asserted itself and pulled Shao Jue into its homeland, the relationship between the host and Shao Jue was destined to go further.

"Issuing the task: "Consolidate the cultivation base"

Congratulations to the host for successfully conceiving a baby. For the next practice, please be sure to consolidate your cultivation.

Consolidation and repair: 0/1

Rewards: Points*500, Common Currency*500」

Sending Shao Jue away, Ji Chenge rushed back to Chongxue Palace with Yujian, and returned to Baixueju by shrinking the ground like a thief. It was really a bit of an affair

He arrived with him, and there was news of Bai Sisi's retreat.

In the following month, Ji Chenge consolidated his cultivation in Baixueju retreat, and when he left the seclusion a month later, the initial cultivation of Yuan Ying was basically stable.

Points +500√

Shao Jue would use the Marriage Mirror to contact Ji Chenge every now and then.

Usually just one sentence: "Where are you?"

Ji Chenge's answer was either "carry the cave" or "heavy snow palace", which fully proved his attribute of squatting at home.

He sincerely felt that this little mirror should not be called the Marriage Mirror, but the Positioning Mirror, because its only current use is that Shao Jue used it to check Ji Chenge's whereabouts.

Ji Chenge has a feeling that he has a boyfriend who wants to be in control, and has to send the location and report his whereabouts to him every few hours.

Not long after, Ji Chenge packed up his things, poured water on Xiao Duorou, and stepped into the back mountain.

Behind the mountain, sword array.

The man with silver hair like snow and sword-browed starry eyes meditated quietly in the sword array, and the Nine Heavens Sword, which frightened Moxiu, circled silently above the man, as if protecting him.

In the sword formation where no one had set foot for a long time, there was a slight sound of footsteps, and Ji Hongxue opened his eyes.

Indifferent eyes reflected the figure of a young swordsman.

Ji Hongxue's voice was as cold as his aura: "Ready?"

Ji Chenge saluted respectfully: "I have met Master. I am ready."

Ji Hongxue stood up and said calmly, "Follow me."

This time there is no golden teleportation array.Ji Hongxue was deeply tormented by the sect's rules. In the Snow Palace, he never wielded a sword, and could not easily use the teleportation array. Fortunately, he was tall and long-legged, so he still walked fast, and he reached his destination in less than half an hour.

Ji Chenge, who was out of Xiaodouding's figure, could naturally keep up with the opponent's speed.

Ji Hongxue stopped: "This is the cliff."

Ji Chenge looked down, and there was a hazy mist under the steep cliff. He knew that the sword formation left by the founder of Chongxue Palace was under this mist.

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