Jian Xiu is a big pig's hoof[Transmigration Book]

Ji Chenge hurried into the kitchen, and sure enough, he saw the microwave oven in operation, and a small white ball of light was locked inside, bumping around.

He simply unplugged the wire, turned on the microwave oven, and a hot little ball of light rushed out of it immediately, rushing towards Shao Jue with a murderous look.

Judging by this momentum, it seems that Shao Jue can be scalded to death.

Shao Jue himself is standing with his arms folded, leaning against the wall of the kitchen, with a leisurely posture, unhurried.

Seeing that the white ball was about to hit Shao Jue's face, a ball of black demonic energy protruded from Shao Jue's back, and slapped the little white ball aside.

It was like a ping pong ball that had been missed, and it bumped back and forth in the kitchen several times.

Ji Chenge: "..."

What exactly is the situation.

With a sound of "Bo", the white ball disappeared out of thin air, and Ji Chenge felt a carp jumping up in the system of Consciousness Sea.

"Host, look at him——!!!"

Ji Chenge rubbed his forehead with a headache, "What's going on?"

This question is not only for Shao Jue, but also for the system.

The system hummed: "I don't know, he bullied me first for no reason."

Shao Jue couldn't hear the system's complaint, but when he heard Ji Chenge's words, he showed distress: "After you left, that little thing has been following me."

Ji Chenge raised his eyebrows: "Just because it follows you?"

Shao Jue said: "It's a little hard to say... But, I think this little guy has strong hostility towards me, so I hope it won't continue to follow."

System: "..." It won't tell the host, it stays in the microwave all the time to let the host see Shao Jue's ferocious true face.

Not to mention, Shao Jue's directness is quite accurate.

Ji Chenge asked again: "Why do you use this thing?"

Said, knocked on the microwave oven.

Shao Jue was puzzled and said, "It's indeed the first time I've seen it, um...is it difficult to use? You don't need to inject spiritual energy, you can use it with just one click, it's not difficult."

Shocked by Shao Jue's strong adaptability, Ji Chenge could only agree: "Indeed. It's called a microwave oven, and it's a magic weapon used to heat food."

"So that's how it is." Shao Jue smiled and said, "No wonder it's still alive."

The system was shocked: "Host, did you hear, he wants to murder me, woo woo woo."

The crying sound of the system and the croaking sound of the audio are mixed together, which has the effect of a magic sound piercing through the ears. Ji Chenge feels a pain in the head: "Okay, okay, don't cry, he can't murder you. Tell me how you

Will there be entities? "

The system cutie stopped crying immediately: "Only in the system home, this is an independent special space."

I see.The little cutie calmed down after finishing the general knowledge of the system, and finally realized that it was not alone in the host's sea of ​​consciousness.

After a while, the croaking in his head also stopped, and Ji Chenge became much quieter.

"thanks."

Sure enough, the cutest one is the most reliable.

The little cutie of the system flipped through the background of the system, and suddenly said angrily: "The sender of the audio is Shao Jue. He touched the phone in the living room and customized a piece of audio for the host."

When Ji Chenge heard the words, he could only sigh with emotion that he deserved to be Shao Jue.

After all, even he didn't know that the system's home phone had this function.

"What's the matter?" Shao Jue took a step forward, helping Ji Chenge press his temples, and said softly, "Have a headache?"

Ji Chenge was taken aback.

Although he already knew Shao Jue's capriciousness, but as expected, he still couldn't get used to his gentle behavior that came as soon as he said it.Ji Chenge lowered his eyes and asked, "Half of the begonias in the yard have been plucked by you, have you calmed down?"

"Calm down?" Shao Jue asked in confusion, "Why should I get rid of it?"

Ji Chenge looked at him, as if he was trying to tell the truth of what he said.

Shao Jue sneered.

"Brother thinks... I will be angry because of Shaoyao's matter?"

Ji Chenge said: "Not bad."

Shao Jue put his head on Ji Chenge's shoulder, squinted his eyes, and said cheerfully: "How could this be? Such a trivial matter is not worth my anger at you. Senior brother is my precious miracle. Even if there are ten Shaoyaos, it is absolutely impossible for me to be angry with you." Not as good as you."

However, in the next second, Shao Jue changed the subject: "However, since Senior Brother Ji thinks I should be angry..."

He leaned over and lightly bit Ji Chenge's lips.

"Then give me some decent compensation."

Ji Chenge pushed his face away calmly: "You've calmed down. Look at the begonias in my yard, huh?"

Shao Jue hugged his waist with a smile, and begged for mercy: "So you are the one who is angry? Well, I was wrong, brother. I just want to replace you with a better Lingzhi, so as not to waste the money here. Lingqi, I don't mean to vent my anger on these mortal trees..."

Ji Chenge was unmoved and said: "Since it's a good intention, you should tell me in advance."

Shao Jue said softly: "You go to see Sword Master Nine Heavens, how dare I disturb you."

...Shao Jue like this always feels even more terrifying.

Sure enough, Shao Jue sniffed Ji Chenge lightly, and in the end, his dark eyes

In the end, it fell into Ji Chenge's hands.

"It smells so good." He pretended to sigh, stretched out his hand, held Ji Chenge's palm, squeezed it, and asked: "Did Sword Master Jiuxiao come to see you with the fragrance of Hehuanzong? "

Ji Chenge: "..."

Not only is this guy as shrewd as a ghost, he knows everything by heart, but he must also speak out to scare you.

Ji Chenge patted that hand away, and flicked it heavily on Shao Jue's head: "Don't talk nonsense. I just went to the book pavilion and came into contact with the jade slips of the Hehuan Sect. Maybe it was glued on at that time. .”

It is not a strange thing that there are secret books of the Hehuan Sect in Chongxue Palace.

The name of the bandits in Chongxue Palace is well known. Before Shi Yushu took over as the head of the sect, the bandits in Chongxue Palace were much more arrogant than they are now, but every time it was Chongxue Palace who took advantage of it and was severely beaten. The Zongmen could only knock down their teeth and swallow it in their stomachs, and did not dare to say anything when they were robbed of the secret books.

Shao Jue naturally knew this, what made him concerned was, why did Ji Chenge get in touch with the Hehuan Sect?

Shao Jue's eyes were not good.

He asked, "Why?"

"...what why?"

Shao Jue said: "Brother, why do you want to contact those heretics?"

Ji Chenge heard the words, and replied: "I just want to understand the Taoist couple's contract."

Shao Jue narrowed his eyes: "Then if you ask me, no one in this world understands the contract I made better than me."

Ji Chenge's eyes widened: "You did it?"

No wonder Ji Chenge didn't get any instruction manual that came with the Taoist companion contract when they officially became Taoist companions. It turns out that the silk-like Taoist companion contract was created by Shao Jue himself, and Shao Jue probably omitted the instruction manual. that step.

"Of course, to be precise, it is the Taoist companion contract made by Shaoyao. There are some small objects made by Shaoyao in the Hidden Immortal Secret Realm. Before I left, I ordered a few from Yueji, including the Taoist companion contract."

Shao Jue showed an expression of "come and ask me if you have any questions", Ji Chenge paused, and made a gesture of invitation: "Go to the sofa and talk, what does it look like to stand here all the time."

He pointed to the sofa in the living room. Shao Jue glanced at it, then walked over and sat down as he said, with natural movements and no sense of disobedience. He even picked up the remote control on the coffee table and played with it in his hand.

Seeing him like this, Ji Chenge quickly cleaned up the tossed kitchen utensils, thought for a while, took out two white mugs, made two cups of honey grapefruit tea, and took a cheesecake from the system mall ,use

The tray is brought to the living room.

When entertaining guests for the first time, don't be too casual.

When Ji Chenge came out, he happened to see Shao Jue sitting on the sofa, pressing the remote control back and forth in boredom.

The narration of the documentary narration is transmitted from the LCD TV.

"Love is the best seasoning..."

"If you learn a language just to communicate with the local cats, it's a big mistake..."

"Our world is full of surprises, from primitive wildness, through countless ages, life has experienced severe tests..."

They are food documentaries, cat films, and historical documentaries, which are Ji Chenge's latest play records.

...amazingly adaptable.

After a few hours in the hall, Shao Jue can already use the microwave oven, watch TV and customize a virtual frog.His ability to explore the homeland is much better than Ji Chenge, the owner of the homeland. Ji Chenge still doesn't know where to place the order for the virtual frog before it can be sent to his own head.

He put the mug in front of Shao Jue, but he didn't rush to ask about the couple's contract: "Today...thank you for coming to help me in the dream."

"You're welcome." Shao Jue stared at the LCD TV and said casually, "It was my fault for not telling you the details of the Taoist couple's contract."

He turned to look at Ji Chenge, and said solemnly: "Senior Brother Ji, I have to remind you that if you fall asleep again, you will be easily pulled into a dream by him again."

"He" refers to the Nine Springs Devil Emperor.

Then he picked up the mug and took a sip.

The taste is sweet and sour, with a hint of bitterness.

Shao Jue is not very interested in food, and his mouth has been sour for many years, such strong sweetness and sourness make him feel very strange.

"what is this?"

Ji Chenge said: "Honey citron tea, with a slice of lemon added. Do you like it?"

Shao Jue lowered his head and stared at the lemon and grapefruit floating in the mug. After a while, he nodded, "Yes."

Ji Chenge forked a small piece of cheesecake and brought it to Shao Jue's mouth.

"Try this."

Shao Jue paused, and opened his mouth to eat the cake that Ji Chenge fed to his mouth.

"How about it?"

Shao Jue still nodded, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "Yes, more."

Ji Chenge gave him a bigger piece this time, but Shao Jue obediently ate it, and looked at Ji Chenge with urging eyes.

The last time Ji Chenge shared the fairy wine with Shao Jue received a cold reception, but this time the cheesecake received a good response. He has not shared food with others for a long time, so he is in a very good mood at this time.

He fed Shao Jue one piece after another.

The plate was half empty in a blink of an eye, but Shao Jue still didn't get tired of it.

The system said quietly: "Host, calm down. He doesn't like to eat cheesecake, he just enjoys the process of you feeding him, he doesn't know how to appreciate food."

Ji Chenge: "..."

Ji Chenge stopped moving, and Shao Jue did not even look at the remaining cheesecake, but only looked at Ji Chenge with a smile: "No more?"

Ji Chenge put down the fork and coughed lightly: "No more."

"That's a pity."

Shao Jue picked up the fork that Ji Chenge had just put down, "How about I feed you instead?"

system:"……"

Shao Jue fed a small piece of cheesecake to Ji Chenge's mouth, and said without a teacher: "Ah~"

Ji Chenge showed some hesitation, but he still ate Shao Jue's food to save face.

After starting this way, the rest is not difficult. Watching them finish the cake bite by bite, the cute little system feels like the end of the world.

Its cabbage, its cabbage... was arched by a poisonous snake!

The narration of the documentary narration was heard by my ears, but the two people in the living room didn't listen to a word.Ji Chenge asked: "I heard that coming to me through a Taoist couple contract will damage my cultivation, is it serious?"

Shao Jue's expression changed immediately, and he said in a polite manner: "Don't worry. For the safety of senior brother, not to mention just cultivation, even longevity is worth it."

Ji Chenge was suspicious.

Is it an illusion... I always feel that today's Shao Jue is more strange than usual.

The system cutie said angrily: "He lied, he obviously has nothing to do with it!"

Ji Chenge said seriously: "Little cutie can't breathe out fragrance."

System cutie: "..."

"Your cutie retracted a message."

Shao Jue sat closer to Ji Chenge calmly: "May I ask you, what is this place?"

This is not Chongxue Palace, nor is it a portable cave.

It’s not that he has never seen a monk with a portable cave. The hidden fairyland is Yueji’s former cave. When he was Shaoyao, he also had five or six portable caves in his hand. One of them was transformed into a ghost city, and it is still thrown in the cave. Harass the neighbors in the world of Baicao.

More importantly, something like a portable cave is not something a monk who has just conceived can control.

"This is my portable cave." Ji Chenge thought he had found an easy-to-understand explanation for Shao Jue: "You can treat the ball just now as the housekeeper here. In fact, I have already returned to Chongxue Palace. Just want to come back here to relax for a while before the official practice

time. "

"Oh? Brother, why don't you practice here?" Shao Jue said seriously: "The aura here is very clean, which is almost the same in the world of cultivation for millions of years. Practicing here will definitely get twice the result with half the effort."

Ji Chenge smiled, and said indifferently: "I prefer the training ground in Chongxue Palace. To me, it's more like a home for rest."

Family?

It is very difficult for a speech like this that cannot give up the world of mortals and is difficult to become a master, to appear in the mouth of a proud man like Ji Chenge.

Shao Jue lowered his eyes, and had a general understanding of the importance of this "portable cave".

He changed his posture and lay down on the sofa, pillowing on Ji Chenge's thigh, like a big white cat coquettish with his master: "Don't you want to achieve a positive result as soon as possible and go to the fairyland that everyone yearns for?"

"Immortal Realm?" Ji Chenge patted the furry head of the other party, and said indifferently: "If that day really comes, it's okay to go to the Immortal Realm to have a look."

His tone was calm and breezy, as if he was going to visit some mountain for a few days.

Shao Jue smiled silently: "That's right, ascension is so far away, it's not something that needs to be considered now. Then do you... have anything else that you want to achieve?"

Hearing this, Ji Chenge really thought about it: "Protecting Chongxue Palace is one thing."

Accepting him, loving him, and giving him a new identity and new fetters in Chongxue Palace are what he cares most about in his life.He wanted to protect everyone in Chongxue Palace in the coming catastrophe.

"What about you?" Ji Chenge changed the subject and said, "Don't mention Shaoyao and Jiuquan Demon Emperor, as Shao Jue, what do you most want to achieve?"

Shao Jue thought for a while, then replied, "Be free."

Ji Chenge raised his eyebrows, "Freedom?"

"Well." Shao Jue said lazily: "I no longer worry about the Devil Emperor Jiuquan, and I am no longer at the mercy of Heaven. I want to break the rules of Heaven and live in my own way."

Ji Chenge's heart moved, and he finally asked, "Why don't you want to obey the rules of Heaven?"

Shao Jue said: "Senior Brother Ji wants to know, so it's okay to tell you about it. It's not so bad now. Do you remember Shaoyao's jade pendant?"

"of course."

"That is the treasure of the town that has been handed down from generation to generation in Shaoyao's family, but now it is only an empty shell, and it has no use other than being able to sense the existence of my soul."

He uses "I" for a while, and "Shaoyao" for a while, and he talks very freely.

"They have served the way of heaven for generations, but one day, the ancestor said, he saw the fate of the family.

Luck—the blood of my generation is doomed to perish, and none survive. "

Serving the way of heaven...

Ji Chenge thought of Shao Jue's attire that was suspected to be a priest's costume.

He frowned: "Why is that?"

"Who knows..." Shao Jue's tone was lazy, no anger or dissatisfaction could be heard, only indifference: "However, many people in the clan speculate that the family is too powerful, and Heaven wants to achieve a balance."

The young people in the clan were unwilling to obey the destiny, causing one disturbance after another. In the end, at the cost of the entire family, they saved the holy son of the clan.

That is Shaoyao.

It is only natural that Shaoyao would go against the way of heaven.

Shao Jue's tone was still casual: "Actually, now, the hatred of extermination of the clan doesn't make me so angry. It's just that I've been living according to the rules set by the Dao of Heaven all my life, and I feel bored."

He smiled softly: "If I am willing to obediently obey the way of heaven, why should I survive? It is what the way of heaven hopes to die with the family in accordance with the will of heaven."

Rubbing Ji Chenge's thigh like a cat, he said, "I'm not willing to become a fairy or a god by the thunder of heaven, even if I'm a Taoist couple with a pig."

After listening to Shao Jue's narration, Ji Chenge let out a long sigh and rubbed his hair: "Who are you scolding, huh?"

The author has something to say: Today is the author's birthday!I rub candied gourds in the main city during the day, and I have to code hard at night, so please praise me qwq