Don't fight with your first love

Guan Nanyi really talked a lot, so much that she even told dirty jokes later on. After all, there are not many things in the prison, but there are many morons. It is well known that morons love to tell pornographic jokes. Nan Yi is not a good person at all, after more than four years in that kind of big dye vat, he can tell pornographic jokes to the level of a cross talk actor.

The jokes she tells are vivid and lifelike, let alone a minor, even an adult who has been immersed in pornography/net for many years will probably not be able to help but blush after hearing this.

But Shi Qingyu was not, she didn't react at all, she was still sitting there with that cold, stiff appearance, quietly eating her own meal, holding the food in front of her, and responding to Guan Nanyi's series of actions. For this reason, she chose not to listen, to read, or to answer.

But Guan Nanyi didn't care, she thought Shi Qingyu was also a married woman after all, how could there be married women in the world who are not interested in such topics?

Thinking of this, she spoke even more vigorously.

In the end, who knew that the door of the villa was suddenly opened in the middle of her speech. Before Guan Nanyi had time to react, he raised his head and saw a tall man, 1 meters by visual inspection, and very handsome. The man in the suit came in.

Guan Nanyi stopped talking halfway, "..."

Guan Nanyi: "???"

Could this he/mother be Shi Qingyu's husband? !

Guan Nanyi couldn't help being overjoyed. When she thought that she would soon be able to make Shi Qingyu's husband divorce her daughter, she immediately became excited. As soon as she put down the chopsticks in her hand, she opened her mouth and said:

"Oh, this isn't the eldest brother, is it?" She stood up and said very courteously, "Hello, elder brother, please give me your advice when we meet for the first time. My name is Guan Nanyi and I am Shi Qingyu's old lover."

"But don't worry, although we are old lovers, we are definitely inseparable, not the kind of old and dead. After all, you know that Shi Qingyu looks so good-looking, and there must be a lot of them outside. Suitors.

I'm sorry, I'm one of them. Of course, I'm not pursuing it unilaterally. You can tell from Shi Qingyu's invitation to her house for dinner and overnight stay. "

"Yes, you read that right, Shi Qingyu is also interested in me, but she is always thinking about the marriage relationship with you, and feels that such a cheating/love relationship is sorry for you, so I just met today, and I will Let’s talk with you: It’s normal for a man to be magnanimous, and it’s normal for a woman to be half-hearted. Your blessings, your tolerance, your generosity, I will be happy only when Qingyu and I are together!"

The man in the suit was shocked by the long series of words Guan Nanyi said after he entered the door: "..."

It is estimated that I have never seen such a shameless mistress like Guan Nanyi in my life, who dared to ask the other party to forgive me so arrogantly after the master came to the door.

Yes, just to be shocked!

After being shocked, you must have a monstrous anger, come and beat me, not only beat me but also kill Shi Qingyu, although domestic violence is shameful and illegal, but at least you have to show your manly prestige, no matter what The one who had to slap the table and slam the bench was a good setback to Shi Qingyu's prestige of a bitch!Let her know that there are mountains beyond the mountains, and there are people beyond the sky.

Guan Nanyi thought so.

As a result, the man in the suit staggered away after staring at her for half a minute, letting out the energetic white-haired old woman standing behind him.

Guan Nanyi: "..."

Guan Nanyi: "???"

What do you mean? ? ?

Just when Guan Nanyi was dumbfounded, Shi Qingyu who was sitting opposite her got up and said to the two, "Grandma, brother."

Guan Nanyi stuck in his mouth the words "Fuck" in an instant, looked at the two people at the door in a daze, then looked at Shi Qingyu who was standing there, swallowed his saliva, blinked, but didn't react.

elder brother? ? ?

grandmother? ? ?

Fuck/Your mother Shi Qingyu actually has such a handsome brother and such a charitable grandma? ? ? ? ? ?

Even though Guan Nanyi can show off the sky, it's time to be confused by the current situation.

...So isn't her long speech just now just for nothing? ? ?

What about letting Shi Qingyu's husband and daughter separate? !

So where did her husband die? !How can she go on with this drama! ! ! !

Guan Nanyi was in a mess by himself, thinking about whether he looked like a fool/pussy just now...

***

There was silence in the venue for a while, and the last person to speak was the old lady. The old lady was in good spirits. She was estimated to be 80 or [-] years old, with white hair and a pair of silk-rimmed glasses. She looked very kind, especially When laughing.

When Shi Qingyu called her, she smiled and nodded to Shi Qingyu, then turned sideways and said to Guan Nanyi, "Are you Nanyi? Good boy, how are you?"

Guan Nanyi didn't expect that Shi Qingyu's grandma would talk to her, she immediately became nervous, and was about to speak, when she suddenly remembered that she seemed to be too busy talking, and forgot to wipe her mouth, so she panicked again Taking out two pieces of paper, he wiped his mouth indiscriminately, and stammered a little:

"Ah, hello grandma... I, I, I, I am Guan Nanyi."

The grandma walked over with a smile, reached out and patted the back of Guan Nanyi's hand, and said kindly, "I know you. Your name is Nanyi, right? It's a nice name. I often hear Xiaoyu mention you."

Guan Nanyi was almost not crazy.

Light rain? ? ?

Remember me often? ? ?

Fuck, when did Shi Qingyu become so insane?Telling her short in front of her grandma?

"Are you still used to it here?" the old woman asked her.

Guan Nanyi nodded blankly, and the grandma said again, "My name is Shiyou, I am very happy to see you for the first time."

As he said that, he reached out his hand to shake hands with Guan Nanyi. Guan Nanyi was momentarily at a loss for what the old lady said, and he stretched out his hand to hold the hand that the old lady extended, "I...my..."

But the old woman said, "Oh, why are your hands so cold?" She then turned her head and blamed Shi Qingyu who was standing beside her slightly:

"Xiaoyu, bring a coat for Nanyi, how did you take care of her? This child's hands are freezing..."

Guan Nanyi said nervously: "That grandma... Actually, I'm not cold..."

I don’t know if it’s because I stayed in the bureau for too long, Guan Nanyi’s body is not as good as before when he came out, and his hands and feet have started to get cold in autumn, and it doesn’t matter how much clothes he wears Relationship.

When Shi Qingyu heard this, she frowned, and immediately turned around and went upstairs. Before Guan Nanyi could stop her, Grandma Shi dragged her to sit down on the dining chair:

"Were you Xiaoyu's student before? I heard Xiaoyu say it."

The old grandma's benevolent eyebrows reminded Guan Nanyi of the person in his memory. In his memory, she had been greeted with such concern before, but when he remembered, it was already years ago.

I don't know if that grandma is doing well in another world?

Faced with Shi Qingyu's grandma's enthusiasm, Guan Nanyi could only nod and smile, trying to pretend to be that well-behaved child in front of his elders, "Ah yes, I am Shi Shi's old-fashioned... Cough, Teacher Shi's student."

The words were so smooth that Guan Nanyi almost flicked his tongue.

"You call her Teacher Shi, what a gift." Grandma Shi said with a smile, "You can call her 'Xiao Yu', everyone in the family calls her that."

Guan Nanyi: "..."

But I'm not from her family, besides, let her call Shi Qingyu, Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu... That scene makes me sick just thinking about it.

I don't know, maybe I thought they were really old lovers.

Bah, fart old lover.

She has a feud with Shi Qingyu, and she is the kind who cannot be kind in life.

So she said, "Well... Qingyu, I am Qingyu's..."

Grandma Shi looked at her with a smile like that, Guan Nanyi almost bit off her tongue, "My friend, now, um, I have something to do at home, so I just come to live with her for a few days..."

It's terrible, Guan Nanyi is really more willing to face Shi Qingyu who can't fart even with three sticks than to face this grandma.

At least Shi Qingyu's gentle policy won't make her panic.

…Help.

"It doesn't matter, you can stay as long as you want." Grandma Shi said this, and then smiled and called the man in a suit standing beside him, and introduced to Guan Nanyi, "This is Qingchuan, my eldest grandson, and Xiao Yu. brother."

It's okay not to mention this, but Guan Nanyi really felt that the man named Shi Qingchuan was [-]% similar to Shi Qingyu in appearance, and he was equally serious, which made Guan Nanyi's stomach ache.

So how did she blindly think that she was Shi Qingyu's husband just now?

...fucking hell.

"Uh, hello Mr. Shi, I'm Guan Nanyi..." Guan Nanyi stretched out her hand tremblingly, and she who was always eloquent couldn't say anything else for a while.

Conscience in heaven and earth, just by looking at her expression, you can know how embarrassed she is now.

But Shi Qingchuan didn't care, he still had a gentle appearance, reached out to shake her hand, and said to her indifferently: "Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Shi Qingchuan, and I'm Shi Qingyu's elder brother. "

Guan Nanyi: "..."

What's the matter with this whole blind date?

An old-fashioned Shi Qingyu is enough for her to toss, and now there is a male version of Shi Qingyu?So God just sees how upset she is? ? ? ?

It seems that this place can't live any longer... If it goes on, either she's crazy or she's dead.

Shi Qingyu, you are awesome, you actually called your family over.

OK, remember.

She hadn't finished complaining in her heart, when she suddenly heard the handsome guy Shi Qingchuan continue to say to her, "You can call me brother just like Xiaoyu."

Guan Nanyi: "..."

She really bit her tongue this time, and stammered, "Brother, brother...?!"

Hearing this, Shi Qingchuan actually smiled lightly, which made Guan Nanyi's heart skip a beat, what's the situation with Shi Qingyu's family? !

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