Don't fight with your first love

Shi Qingyu didn't know that because of his own words, this student, who was not particularly interested in studying, almost lost the idea of ​​taking the university entrance examination, so he sat on the office chair and nodded: "Yes."

Guan Nanyi: "..."

Now she has every reason to suspect that her teacher has lived so long that his daily life is repeated mechanically, without any fun at all.

Guan Nanyi sighed, after all the talk, she had to take the initiative to find a topic: "...Didn't anything interesting happen to you in the years of your postgraduate and Ph.D. years?"

Shi Qingyu thought for a while, and his expression became a little confused: "For example?"

Isn't reading fun?

Guan Nanyi: "..."

Guan Nanyi tilted his head: "Like a relationship or something?"

Shi Qingyu frowned slightly, probably didn't like to talk about such private things with others, but because he agreed to have a good talk with Guan Nanyi earlier, he still said: "No."

A gentleman keeps promises, as long as Shi Qingyu promises, he will definitely do it.

Shi Qingyu said: "I didn't fall in love when I was in college."

Guan Nanyi was stunned for a moment, and asked strangely, "Then did you fall in love in high school?"

Can't tell, she, a teacher who looks so serious on the surface, would actually fall in love with someone in high school?

What a great/powerful character, to be able to pull someone like Shi Qingyu to have a puppy love?

Shi Qingyu shook her head: "No."

Probably because Guan Nanyi had too many questions on this topic, so she simply said, "I have never been in a relationship."

Guan Nanyi didn't know what to say next: "..."

Never been in love? ? ?

What?

If I remember correctly, her teacher seems to be 25 years old, right?Didn't even talk about love.

...Awesome/forceful.

Guan Nanyi is a person who has no father, no mother, and no relatives. In order to survive, it can be said that he has tried all kinds of things in the world. As a result, her bottom line is very low, so low that you can't imagine.

For her, if someone told her that someone fell in love with someone in elementary school, became pregnant, had an abortion or had a child, she would only "tsk" after hearing it, and she would not be surprised at all.

Even if someone told her that so-and-so plays with people/beasts/love, German orthopedics, she still thinks it's okay, although it's a little perverted/perverted, but this kind of thing has always been rare.

But someone like Shi Qingyu, who is 25 years old and has never been in a relationship, she thinks is really weird.

Because in all fairness, she herself has not been able to keep herself so clean for many years. You must know that she has received countless love letters since she was a child, and the main reason for not falling in love is because she thinks those individuals are too naive. , I am really not interested.

But when it rains?Why is she?

Don't you can't?

Guan Nanyi was really shocked: "...Haven't you ever been in love once?"

Shi Qingyu frowned slightly and asked her, "It's strange?"

She doesn't think it's strange that she hasn't been in love until now.

Guan Nanyi immediately shook his head: "No, it's not surprising."

No wonder!

You are so good-looking, but in the end you have never been in a relationship. You are really blind to the face that God gave you. Guan Nanyi complained in his heart. It is really a pity. I don’t know what God gave you. Is your face just for you to scum others to your heart's content?

Shi Qingyu is fine, pure and innocent, like a little white rabbit, guarding her body like a jade, what have she been doing all these years?How many people's hearts will be broken.

Guan Nanyi felt regretful just thinking about it.

"Why? Could it be that no one is chasing you?"

This question is already a bit offensive, but Shi Qingyu thinks that Guan Nanyi is still in puberty, and she is indeed in a state of curiosity about the sexual relationship. As a teacher, she is indeed obliged to tell the other party of.

Shi Qingyu: "Yes."

"That…?"

"I don't like it." Shi Qingyu said, "When you fall in love, you should talk with someone you like to admire, not blindly follow the trend, or just out of simple curiosity."

Guan Nanyi didn't understand that she was chatting well, why did Qingyu suddenly start to talk about the truth, she can listen to anything, except the truth, and it gives her a headache when she hears it. I have to listen to it.

"Stop it, let's have a good time like friends for two days today? Don't treat me as your student, and I don't regard you as a teacher, so why don't you come and chat for a while?"

Shi Qingyu raised his eyes: "Benefits?"

Guan Nanyi: "..."

I will give you benefits just for chatting, right?It's too tight!

Guan Nanyi felt aggrieved in her heart, but she was really curious about this teacher. She wanted to know how a person like Shi Qingyu grew up to be like this ghost, but seeing Shi Qingyu's cold and hard appearance Asking her for benefits, she felt extremely unhappy again, and couldn't help but said: "Your old man is not such a snobbish person, is he?"

Looking left and right, Qingyu is not this kind of person either, this kind of person should be a person of Gao Fengjiyue, but in the end she opens her mouth to ask people's benefits here, which is completely inconsistent with her temperament.

To Guan Nanyi's question, Shi Qingyu also answered happily: "I am."

Guan Nanyi: "..."

Well, you win.

In the end, it was the curiosity in his heart that overcame everything, and Guan Nanyi compromised: "...All right, what benefits do you want?"

She made an explanation in advance: "I'm not a kid from a rich family. The whole school knows that I'm poor. Don't try to trick me."

Shi Qingyu: "No."

Guan Nanyi breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, and said, "Then we can make a deal, you have to tell me whatever I ask you, and you can't lie to me."

"Yes." Shi Qingyu nodded, "As long as I can say it."

After inexplicably getting Shi Qingyu's promise, Guan Nanyi felt a lot more at ease. From her understanding, anyone in this world could lie, but Shi Qingyu was the only one who couldn't, because of her nature. In fact, it is the same as a robot without emotions.

It was cold and sour.

She began to feel that she and this teacher had a chance to turn the fight into friendship.

"Okay, so what do you want?"

After thinking for a while, Shi Qingyu asked, "Did you pass the monthly exam in the top [-] of your grade?"

Guan Nanyi's expression immediately felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly: "..."

…I'm sorry, she was wrong. She and this teacher have absolutely no chance to turn their fights into friendship. A teacher is a teacher. All crows in the world are as black as the world. Teachers in the world are equally poisonous. Exam.

"...Except for this?" Guan Nanyi asked in despair.

Shi Qingyu: "Top [-] in the final exam?"

Guan Nanyi: "..."

Taking a deep breath, Guan Nanyi's butt was finally willing to get off Shi Qingyu's large desk. She stood up, looked at the teacher sitting in front of her seriously, and said, "I suddenly feel that I don't have any questions to ask you."

Shi Qingyu looked at her, as if she wasn't surprised by her reaction.

Guan Nanyi clasped his fists together: "Farewell!"

After saying this, she turned around and was about to leave, but Shi Qingyu stopped her unexpectedly: "No. 39 Guan Nanyi."

"Please wait a moment."

Guan Nanyi felt dizzy when Qingyu called his name, he raised his hands helplessly, made a gesture of surrender, and turned around slowly, "...can you, old man, give me another one?" call?"

Shi Qingyu was taken aback.

Change your name?

Guan Nanyi said painstakingly: "I remember I told you many times, right? You old man speaks without any ups and downs. Have you seen Mr. Lin Zhengying's zombie movies? You speak like that zombie , especially when my student number and name are called together, the hairs on my back stand up."

Shi Qingyu was silent for a while: "I haven't seen it."

She really doesn't like watching horror movies.

Guan Nanyi: "..."

Guan Nanyi: "...May I beg you? Please give me another name, you just call me 'Guan Guan', 'Nan Nan', 'Yi Yi', or 'Dear Classmate' You can call me disgusting people, but don’t even call me by my first name and my student number, can I?”

Shi Qingyu pursed her lower lip, looked at Guan Nanyi, and insisted, "No."

So Guan Nanyi very rudely rolled her eyes in front of her teacher, from left to right, and then from right to left.

"All right, all right, who told you to be a teacher?" Guan Nanyi sighed, "Tell me, what did your old man ask me to do?"

Shi Qingyu said, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"…No."

Shi Qingyu nodded, stood up, took her bag from the desk, and walked up to Guan Nanyi: "Then I'll treat you to dinner."

After a pause, she added, "Is the canteen okay?"

Guan Nanyi is a boarding student, and he is not allowed to enter and leave the school at will when there are no holidays, so Shi Qingyu said to eat in the cafeteria.

Guan Nanyi couldn't figure out the situation: "..."

What is this teacher up to?Do you want to take the warm route to influence her?She really didn't understand what kind of image she had in her teacher's heart, and she could let him spend money and energy to educate her at any cost.

Should she be proud or ashamed?

The world does not drop pies out of thin air, and thinking about what Shi Qingyu said at that time, Guan Nanyi asked her a little vigilantly: "Don't ask me to copy after eating your old man's meal." 10 times Chinese?"

Then her hand would really have to be broken.

Shi Qingyu: "No."

Guan Nanyi doubted: "Or let me go to the top 50 in the monthly exam?"

Then she might really have to have her ass pierced with a cantilever.

Shi Qingyu: "No."

Guan Nanyi breathed a sigh of relief: "That will work."

She laughed, and said half sincerely and half falsely: "That would be too much trouble for you, teacher."

Shi Qingyu's expression was cold, and after hearing this, he only said: "No trouble."

The author has something to say:

Because of the sensitivity of the subject matter, there will be no emotion in the renewal of the teacher's life. I hope everyone can understand, otherwise my article will be aborted.

Cried.

也不知道明天能不能入V，诶。感谢在2020-04-0619:07:48~2020-04-0710:43:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Xia Xiaohua is one of mine;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Jiang Zhou Wenke;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Mu Xi, Yu Jin, Xiao Se Feng Ye Leng, Ling Pao Jun, and become a school bully;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Jiangzhou Wenke; 10 bottles of gualani;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!