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It's because none of them have you. "He said, pointing to Shen Yang's Adam's apple.

"Yes, because the old lady and grandma are women. Women don't have Adam's apple, which is the most intuitive way to distinguish between men and women."

"Grandpa didn't either."

"..." Shen Yang was stunned, sweating profusely.Damn it, he really doesn't know what gender Wang Ping met with Lida!

But about the Adam's apple, does it need to be said? !It's so easy to wear!

"Biological sex and psychological sex are not necessarily the same." Shen Yang thought about it and said this.All the people at the table looked at him: "..." Meaning, is it useful for you to tell a seven-year-old child?

On the contrary, Lida had already put aside this issue because he was thinking about other issues. He thought for a while, and then said: "What is homosexuality?"

"Pfft!" Luo Xiao spat out a mouthful of water, looked at Shen Yang strangely, and said, "You even taught him this? This is still a child!"

"I didn't say it!" Shen Yang scratched his head and scratched his head, Wang Ping just said it casually and told the child to listen!

He patiently explained to Lida: "People who only date people of the same gender are gay. , and people who can fall in love with people of different genders are called bisexuals—”

"Ahem!" Yin Ning interrupted him, and said, "I've talked too much, I'm sweating profusely!"

"He's only seven years old!" Luo Xiao also shouted.

Shen Yang wanted to cry, but didn't he have any tears, isn't he used to writing papers and seeking proofs comprehensively!

Yuan Hua changed his clothes, and when he entered the box refreshed, the food had already been served, and everyone at the table was waiting for him, but his position——

"..." Yuan Hua was very dissatisfied, contemptuously scorning Li Dada, beckoning him with his eyes, and walked away by himself.

Lida sniffed and stood up under tremendous pressure, but instead of walking away, he shouted at Yuan Hua: "Brother."

"..." Yuan Hua was speechless.

Soft and crispy, so cute!

No, he finally knew why when he begged Shen Yang by calling "brother", he agreed to everything.

It turns out that "brother" is such a magical title.

"It looks young and unmarried and has an Adam's apple." Seeing that Yuan Hua just looked at him and didn't speak, Li Da asked Shen Yang: "Calling brother, right?"

"Yes." Shen Yang smiled, patted Lida's head to let him sit down, turned to look at Yuan Hua, wondering how he planned to deal with this kid who called him "brother".

Yuan Hua was depressed and couldn't drive him down!

"What about me?" Luo Xiao pointed to himself and asked Li Dada, "What are you calling me?"

"..." Li Da was stunned for a while, then said, "Brother."

"Hey!" Luo Xiao was very happy, and pointed to Yin Ning and asked Li Dada, "What about him?"

"uncle."

"Hahaha!" Luo Xiao laughed tremblingly, and moved Yin Ning to the side to make room for Shen Yang.Yuan Hua happily sat down and said, "Thank you, brother!"

"???" Li Da heard another new word and looked at Shen Yang.

"Brother, he is the man who entered the school first from the same school." Shen Yang pointed to Luo Xiao and Yuan Hua, and said to Li Da: "This brother entered the school before this brother."

If Lida didn't call that "brother", Shen Yang would still call him by his name to show equality, but this "brother" was called by Lida himself, and Yuan Hua is the brother he recognizes.The two brothers have recognized their identities, and he no longer needs to call them by their names to force "fairness".

"Oh."

Shen Yang continued: "Students who graduated from the same school, no matter whether they are taught by the same teacher or not, the male who enters the school first is the senior, the female is the senior, and the one who enters later is the junior."

"Hmm." Li Da responded, and fell into thinking again.

Seeing that the children no longer asked questions, the adults chatted with each other again, they were all very familiar with their own people, and no one paid attention to "eating, sleeping, and talking", so if you don't talk now, let's wait!

Shen Yang first praised the high efficiency of X University, and snatched Han Fei back so quickly. Yin Ning laughed and said that Han Fei should be Master X. Fei Han was not happy but had nothing to say. He turned to talk to Luo Xiao about business matters. Yuan Hua pulled Shen Yang and asked him what he was doing, Shen Yang said a few words casually, about shopping in the afternoon, after a while everyone looked at him.

"..."

"I'm so sour!" Luo Xiao exaggerated: "Xiao Yang'er, I call your father, can you take me to play? Skip work and take me shopping, just go to Huimin Street, and buy me a mung bean cake to eat Okay!"

"Excellent!" Yin Ning stopped Luo Xiao, and said, "Didn't he take you to the game hall before?"

"That's right!" Luo Xiao stopped making trouble, and looked at Yin Ning resentfully, he didn't want Shen Yang to accompany him.

"Okay, okay, the old man didn't take me there before, so he threw a bunch of books for me, and I threw them there." Yin Ning said.His understanding of City X started from a pile of ancient documents.

Luo Xiao sighed, and said depressedly: "My father is busy with business, so he left me and my sister in my hometown to be bullied, and went to school when he came to the city. I don't know anyone, and I speak local dialect! If my father would have taken our siblings back then, Take a walk in the city, at least my sister won't go to school wearing a red scarf!"

It is also tied into two big bows and tied to two braids.

"Pfft!" Thinking of the red scarf that Luo Li tied on his head back then, Yin Ning laughed out loud, that's how it feels to be out of place!Seeing everyone staring at him, he said: "Luo Li is a silly girl, she looks like a bumpkin from the countryside at first glance, Fomi is a lowly person, and she bullies others with her mouth. When the two met, they fought first without saying a few words. Li has been "strong and strong Luo Li" until now. Don't look at the two of them getting married, every time we have a class reunion, we will bring it up and talk about it."

Although Luo Li and Fo Mi are not here, everyone here is very familiar with the couple and have a close relationship, and they don't think what happened to the couple behind their backs. Everyone laughed again when they thought about that scene.

Lida suddenly asked again: "What is marriage?"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone looked at Shen Yang, a little curious about how he would answer this question that almost all children asked but few children got the answer.

"Marriage is..." Shen Yang thought for a while, and said: "It means that two people who love each other decide to be responsible for each other and give each other protection. There are formal protection and legal protection—"

"Okay, okay." Yin Ning interrupted Shen Yang's long speech in time, looked at Li Dada with a smile, and said, "If you have any questions, you can ask them." He could see that no matter what Li Dada asked, Shen Yang would answer. Answer seriously.

"That's right," Luo Xiao said sourly, "You are lucky to meet a father who has no taboos in an encyclopedia!"

Where can I find such a patient and knowledgeable parent?Not only can you answer any questions, but you can also answer all questions carefully, instead of throwing a book of [-] whys to your children and letting them find the answers by themselves.

"Aren't you really envious and jealous?" Luo Xiao said to everyone, "I'm going to die of sourness! My brother-in-law is not so devoted to his two biological ones! No wonder the younger brother is jealous!"

"Right, right!" Yuan Hua immediately got excited.He didn't think so much, he just felt that Shen Yang was only good to him in the past, but now he is not only good to him, but also good to Li Da, he feels that the love that originally belonged to him has been divided by others!

He knew that Shen Yang treated him the same as before, no less, but he just couldn't help thinking, since he didn't lose much, where did the benefits that Li Da got come from?

It was from him!

"Not sour." Han Fei shook his head, seeing everyone looking at him, he said triumphantly, "My dad treats me very well!"

Everyone laughed, Han Fei and his father were so good, so good that his mother and younger brother spread rumors that the father and son had an improper relationship!

Shen Yang didn't expect that Han Fei was so cheerful that he could accept this shadowy past calmly, and he and Han Fei slapped each other through Li Da.

That's good, as good as he's accepted his friend's teasing "an extra pair of eyes" to him.

Li Da looked back and forth at the crowd, and when they had laughed enough, he looked at Luo Xiao and asked again: "Brother, are you married to Uncle?"

Everyone: "????"

Why does the kid ask if the two men are married?However, "Shanren has his own tricks", not only has clever tricks, but also has the idea of ​​​​isolation from the world. Thinking about it this way, everyone can accept this question. Looking at the two of them amusedly, they are all curious that they will answer this way.

Luo Xiao's cheeks were flushed, he was teasing Shen Yang just now, he didn't know how he would teach the child, but he didn't expect it to be his turn in a blink of an eye.He took Yin Ning's hand and showed Li Da their wedding ring generously, saying: "We are married, they are the witnesses." The two of them pointed to Shen Yang and Yuan Hua.

Lida glanced at the rings on their thumbs, feeling a little indescribable in his heart, then turned to look at Han Fei and Fei Han, "Uncles..."

"It's over." Fei Han took Han Fei's hand, and also showed Lida their wedding rings, which were on their ring fingers.

Pointing at Shen Yang, he said, "He is our witness."

Shen Yang smiled, Gekong and Feihan Yinning punched each other.

"Then..." Li Dada looked at Shen Yang and Yuan Hua anxiously, and suddenly he didn't dare to ask.

"No knot." Shen Yang shook his head with a smile, touched Li Dada's head, and said curiously: "Why do you ask this suddenly, you—" You are still too early to get married, Shen Yang wanted to say that, he was only seven years old, and he wanted to What about marriage?

But before he could finish speaking, he was stunned.

Because Lida suddenly took his hand and said to him with a blushing face: "Then I will marry you."

No one expected that Li Dahui suddenly took Shen Yang's hand and proposed to him, saying, "Let's get married."

Everyone: "