Ultimate Villain Discovery System [Transmigration Book]

Aunt Wu was pretending to be troubled, and almost stepped on the entrance of the inspection well while walking on the road. Fortunately, the sound of the horn of a vehicle made her pause, and then she realized that the entrance of the inspection well was not covered.

She was glad that she wasn't so unlucky, and she couldn't take what the old magician said seriously, but she didn't expect that this was just the beginning. In the next 10 minutes, she almost hit her own bad luck for half a year.

Under a roadside tree, two children are laughing and chasing a watermelon ball—inflatable, with watermelon patterns, for patting and playing.The little Kuo old lady's eyes were higher than the top, and she didn't see that the ball just bounced to her feet, and she almost slipped when she stepped on it.

"What are you two doing, is this a place to play ball? I didn't see so many cars coming and going! It doesn't matter if the ball tripped me up, if you run like this and get flattened under the wheel, it will be fatal! Go home Let's play!"

As Aunt Wu spoke, she gouged out a look at the two children, who were too frightened to make a sound.Satisfied, Aunt Wu kicked the ball. Unexpectedly, when her toe hurt, her pointed leather shoes stuck into the watermelon rind.

The sticky and wet things spread into the soles of her feet. She looked down and saw that where she kicked was a ball, it was clearly a rotten watermelon thrown by the side of the road.

The juice of the rotten watermelon gave off a sour smell, which disgusted the old lady Xiaokuo. It happened that there was a vending machine not far away. The old lady Xiaokuo said to the two children: "Go and buy a bottle of mineral water for grandma The cheapest one will do, here's five yuan, and the rest will be your pocket money!"

Unexpectedly, the two children didn't buy it at all, but laughed loudly. One of them pointed at her and shouted: "Who cares about your money? Your money smells like stinky watermelon! I still have a lot of money left over from the New Year's money my grandma gave me during the Chinese New Year." Qian, you are richer than you! Slightly slightly!" After laughing, he picked up the ball and ran away.

"Bad boy! No tutor! You are snobbish at such a young age, and sooner or later you will become a social scum!"

Aunt Wu was so angry that she could only go shopping by herself. Every step she took was half wet footprints, and the sour smell rushed straight to Tianling Gai, and she almost vomited.

But when she moved to the vending machine, the five-yuan banknotes did not exchange for the mineral water she was looking forward to, and there was only a reminder that the product was sold out on the display screen, and she spit out the banknotes.

Gritting her teeth, the little old lady knocked all the buttons again, but the result was the same. She was suffering from not bringing a tissue when she went out today. She looked around and saw that no one was paying attention, so she squatted down and picked up a crumpled mass of used tissues on the ground. toilet paper.

After pinching her nose and putting the leather shoes back on her feet, a young man came by and wanted to buy water. The little old lady angrily said that the water was all sold out. Unexpectedly, the young man ignored her and bought it in front of her. I bought two bottles of mineral water, and gave her an inexplicable look before leaving.She refused to accept it, and stuffed the five yuan into it again—the stubborn vending machine, if it doesn't sell it, it won't sell it.

This is fucking evil!

Aunt Wu returned to the side of the road with a dark face, and hailed three more taxis in a row, but no one was willing to take her.When the fourth taxi came slowly, it happened to encounter a traffic jam ahead, and the driver finally stopped.Aunt Wu was ecstatic, but before she could move, something hit her head.Reach out and touch it, bird shit!

"Ah! Ah! Ahhh!" Aunt Wu was about to go crazy.

The old lady Xiaokuo loves cleanliness so much, when she was drenched in bird droppings, it was still wet bird droppings.Her hand even had the smell of rotten watermelon from just now, and with this pile of bird feces, it was unimaginable how miserable it would be. It would be impossible to completely disinfect it without boiling it in boiling water for half an hour.

The soldiers rushed to ask the taxi driver if he had paper towels, and the driver kindly threw her the wet wipes he used to wipe his glasses, then closed the glass windows and walked away.

The old lady Xiaokuo wiped her hands and hair in a daze, not knowing whether to scold the driver for being inhumane or to thank him for his help.At this time, the mobile phone in the bag rang. She took out the mobile phone, slid down the answer button, and clicked on the speakerphone.

It was her son calling.

The old lady Xiao Kuo suddenly smiled: "Hey, son, I'm out for a walk with the dog. Ah, ah? Something went wrong with the graduation project? What is the graduation project? Will it affect your graduation?"

The old lady Xiaokuo's smile disappeared instantly, and what the magic stick said appeared in her mind.She held the mobile phone in one hand and the dirty paper towel in the other, and found that the nearest trash can was still 20 meters away, so she threw her hand behind her head, only to hear a "crack"—the dirty paper towel was still in her hand, but the phone was gone .

"Ahhhh! Son!" Aunt Wu was shocked by her own stupidity, and yelled to pick up the phone, but her son's phone had automatically hung up, and the phone screen was broken.

Smartphones facilitate life, but they also have their disadvantages. For example, the importance of the screen is too large. After being broken, the sensor will fail, and the entire mobile phone will become a crisp brick with nothing but power-on and power-off functions.

Outside the beverage shop, Song Cai caught a glimpse of a colorful figure in distress from a long distance away. He didn't know whether it was excitement or grief, but the wind was blowing towards him.

He glanced at the time and lamented that although Aunt Wu's character is not very good, she has a strong sense of time, saying that half an hour is half an hour.

Aunt Wu dragged the dog and ran to her, panting heavily: "Take the dog away! I will do ideological work with my daughter-in-law, and I will sell it to you no matter what!"

Song Cai asked in surprise: "Why did you change your mind again? It's too unexpected. I didn't expect that I could really wait for you. Is it because God favored me?"

Aunt Wu was so angry that she had no reason to vent her anger on the young man, so she had to endure it herself.She threw the leash to Song Cai: "Don't be complacent, I'm doing this for my son, I can't let my son fail to graduate with a Ph.D."

Song Cai pretended not to understand: "Ah? What does this have to do with your son's studies?"

Aunt Wu spat and said, "Don't worry about it!"

Song Cai was planning to withdraw the money—the 5 yuan he had just withdrawn 2000 minutes ago, because he knew it well.Auntie Wu cared so much about his son, even if there were no behind-the-scenes tidbits, I believe she would be somewhat afraid of what the fortune teller said, and it was only a matter of time before the wild goose was sent away.Song Cai took pleasure in other people's misfortunes, thinking that if you had agreed earlier, you would have been able to avoid being teased—but Aunt Wu waved her hand, saying that it is not yet possible to collect money.

Song Cai thought that the little old lady was very principled, but Aunt Wu looked him up and down carefully, and finally looked at the watch on her wrist: "Give me your watch first, and wait for my daughter-in-law This side agrees, you pay the money with one hand, and I hand over the bill with one hand."

Song Cai looked at her watch and thought, this is a gift from Chen Weiran, what if Chen Weiran came to check whether he was wearing a watch tomorrow?Although this possibility is very small.

He wanted to tell Aunt Wu that the watch was too expensive to be mortgaged, but that the ID card could be mortgaged to her first, but when he said it, he meant the opposite: "Okay, I'll give you the watch, it's not worth much."

"Do young people think I don't know the goods?" Aunt Wu curled her lips and stretched out three fingers to gesture, "My son has three watches, all of which were bought by me. To be honest, you may not know as much as I do. You probably can It’s worth 6000 yuan. Come on, young man, don’t be so narrow-minded. I want your watch to be useless, and I won’t rely on you. Of course, if you want to rely on my money, don’t want to return the watch.”

Song Cai: "..."

No, Auntie, I can’t give you the watch, so I’ll take it back and say it again!

However, he just couldn't utter the words, as if his vocal cords were stuck with chewing gum.Seeing Aunt Wu take the watch away from him, he felt desolate: What's going on?

He remembered what Professor Chen said, saying that during the hypnosis process, whenever he wanted to bring up something related to Jiang Yan, he would always be stopped by a resistance. Now, it was this resistance that stopped him from telling the truth. talk?

Song Cai really did not expect that Chen Weiran would give him such an expensive watch. Because of its unattractive appearance, he thought it was bought for 800 yuan for fun. If he had known that the price was enough to pay another deposit, he would never have accepted it. .

On the way back, Song Cai received a call from the police station, told the taxi driver to turn around, and went directly to the police station.I thought that the traffic police brigade could call out the surveillance to clear him, but it turned out that the surveillance on that section of the road was broken and nothing was captured.Song Cai still can't be blamed if he didn't get the picture, so in the principle of adhering to the scientific outlook on development, the confessions of those people about witchcraft have become slapstick lies, and their credibility is close to zero.

The police handled the security deposit refund procedures for Song Cai. According to the procedures, Chen Weiran should sign in person, but Song Cai didn't want to bother him to come, and she mortgaged the watch sent by others. Signed - As for why the process of persuasion was so smooth and silky, the comrades of the police are not very clear, only Song Cai knows what he did to them.

When this matter came to an end, Song Cai let go of the big stone in her heart, and instead of going back to her own residence, she called a car and went to her grandma's house.

The two little old ladies were still the same, one bluffed when she saw Song Cai, and the other was confused.During the meal, the great-grandmother analyzed Song Cai thoroughly, and said that she finally realized that Xiao Cai had a boyfriend and that the old Song family was about to have a son.

Song Cai took a look at the black line on his forehead and asked his grandma why she thought this way. The grandma had a reason and evidence, saying otherwise why would the geese be sent back, and he would go back to live in a rented house as a polished commander?Song Cai thought, ho, it really makes sense.

He couldn't disclose the matter of his time travel, and neither admitted nor denied it, so his grandma helped him refute his grandma, saying that Xiao Cai had a girlfriend and that the old Song family was about to have a descendant.

Look, anyway, the old Song family must have a queen, otherwise the two little old ladies will not be able to rest in peace for a hundred years.

I entrusted the wild goose to my grandpa, and my grandpa agreed happily without saying a word. Naturally, the wild goose was 1 unhappy. Song Cai had no choice but to use a big chicken leg to calm the dog's emotions, and promised herself two or three times. Come back to pick it up tomorrow.Thinking of how it would be better than living under Aunt Wu's hands, Song Cai felt much more comforted.

After returning to the residence, Song Cai first pulled out the little black briquettes—he suspected that the strange resistance was caused by the little black briquettes.

With sparkling eyes, the little black coal ball asked Song Cai, "Mother, what do you want from me?"

Song Caifan sat on the chair, resting his chin on the back of his hand: "I just want to ask you something, Uncle Chen Weiran, do you remember that the watch he gave me was mortgaged by Aunt Wu, did you do it?" ?”

The little black coal ball was very wronged: "Mother, I only cast spells on you to tease the nasty old woman, but I didn't do that kind of immoral thing!"

Song Cai: "I don't believe it, you have to prove it to me."

The little black briquette has recently mastered a lot of knowledge of modern society, saying: "I have no reason to prove my innocence. If mother insists that it is me, you have to show evidence that it is me."

Song Cai was at a loss for words after being refuted by him, and rolled up her sleeves directly.He understands that no matter what, you can't beat a child, unless it can really scare people.

The little black coal ball flinched and shouted for help from his father. Song Cai said that his father was hundreds of millions of light years away and could not save his life, but the little black coal ball shifted his gaze to Song Cai's shoulder. It turned out that the little black bird had already landed at some point.

Song Cai looked at the little black briquette, then at the little black bird, and suddenly realized an important problem: from the first time he saw the little black briquette, he cared about this bird very much, almost blindly flattering him, blowing rainbow farts.

Song Cai understands!

Little Heizi likes this bird!

That's right, it's easy to understand, because Jiang Yan's true form is a bird, and his demon core should also have the same attribute. It's only normal to feel fond of such a high-level bird!

Song Cai thoughtfully, picked up the little bird from her shoulder, shook it in front of the little black briquette, and said persuasively, "I didn't even know that the little bird was a girl. My little blackie likes it, doesn't he?"

Little Heizi blinked twice: "I can't say whether he is a girl...but in a sense, I like it."

Song Cai snapped her fingers: "As long as you like it! Tell me the truth now, or I will pluck all its hair off and turn it into a bald chicken!"

Small black briquettes: ...

Great Demon King: ...

"Stop it, mother, this is not good..."

"What's wrong, you secretly forced me to mortgage my watch to the old woman, it's not good, you made me feel unrighteous."

"No, mother, I didn't do it, so can't you think about others?"

"Who else is there, no one follows me except you."

"Why is no one following you, there are!"

"Who?"

The little black briquette was silent, and at this moment his cowardly father gave him a death stare again. He couldn't tell the story of his father following his mother all day long, otherwise he would be beaten badly.

The little black briquette learned to weigh the pros and cons, and finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet to admit it.

Song Cai took the opportunity to ask him if he made the "invisible wall" when he was robbed by four young people in the woods before, the little black coal ball gritted his teeth with hatred, and admitted again.

Song Cai asked him again if he was also responsible for the resistance that prevented him from revealing the secret when he was undergoing hypnotherapy in the psychological consultation room.

He had already decided to take down all the sins his father had committed, but his mother didn't continue to ask, because the matter was almost clear, and he did it anyway.

The little black coal ball is weak and helpless, and the little black coal ball is full of tears, but as long as his father and mother don't divorce, he will accept a little grievance and endure it.

At night, Song Cai swallowed two sleeping pills in the kitchen.

Professor Chen is right, all the troubles come from his inability to complete this important thing, so that the ordinary life that should have been patched together from trivial things has become an obstacle in his eyes, and it has turned into a nervous breakdown. Melancholy fuse.

He was angry with Jiang Yan, to be precise, he was angry with himself for always thinking about Jiang Yan for no reason.But he decided to go again, because what has happened should not be fruitless, even if it is evil.

When the first alarm clock rang, it was twelve o'clock in the night, and it was also the zero o'clock of the new day, which was the turn of the night in the Land of Weird Dreams.The big demon king appeared in human form, lying beside Song Cai with his elbows propped up.

Many things happened in the past two days, especially today, so he had no chance to explain clearly to Song Cai.Maybe when Chen Weiran came during the day, he should stand openly in front of the door, then hug Song Cai over, and announce to that guy that Song Cai is his, and no one is allowed to covet her.

He regretted it, he shouldn't have unilaterally angered Song Cai because of jealousy, after all, this brat didn't understand.

The long hair was scattered beside the pillow, Song Cai's breathing was even and long by the ear, and the big demon king stretched out his fingers, carefully tracing the warm and soft lips of this person.

Many memories are like tidal waves, washing over and over on the shore of Qingyan with his thousands of thoughts.Unexpectedly, in such a short period of time, he could imprint a person so deeply in his heart, which is probably the meaning of the word "fixed number".

When did it start?Was it when Song Chae hugged and kissed him rudely?

The big demon king showed a clear smile, bowed his head and whispered softly: "Wake up, I have something to tell you."

The author has something to say: Return to the strange land in the next chapter, thank you for your attention!