Ultimate Villain Discovery System [Transmigration Book]

Song Cai saw this expression on Dayan's face for the first time, as if a child was sent to the classroom for the first day and wondered if his mother would be waiting for him outside, he was at a loss as to what to do.

Father Song chuckled and put his arms around Dayan: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm just kidding you, I don't intend to abandon you. I was just thinking, maybe I have to find a place that allows large dogs to live, at least I can get a dog certificate."

The big demon king breathed a sigh of relief, and then became angry again: Who is afraid? !

It's not difficult to move out. Song Cai doesn't have to go to work. As long as there is internet in the room, it doesn't matter where he is.The difficulty was that the three elderly people in his family couldn't think about it, and the grandfather said it was okay, but the two little old ladies immediately exploded when they heard Song Cai said that they were going to move out.

It was the grandma who opened fire first: "Move out? That's impossible. Your mother entrusted you to grandma before she left. No matter what, grandma has to watch you grow up with her own eyes. No matter what, you can't move out!"

Song Cai smiled: "Grandma, I have grown up!"

Grandma: "Xiao Cai is obedient, we will live here, and no one will be afraid! Could it be that the grandson of the old Li's family is bullying you again? Grandma finds him and gives him a good spanking!"

Song Cai: "No! The eldest grandson of Lao Li's family is already the father of the child, please forgive me!"

"Oh..." Grandma thought for a while, "So he gave you flowers again?"

Song Cai: "..."

"Plant trees on the balcony?" The deaf grandma suddenly asked, "Xiao Cai, do you want to plant trees on the balcony?"

Grandma hates iron but steel: "What kind of tree to plant! Xiao Cai wants to move out, move out!"

Grandma suddenly realized: "That won't work, Xiaocai, you must never plant trees on the balcony. Our balcony is not big, and we have to dry clothes."

Song Cai raised her voice: "Grandma, I said I'm going to move out, because wild geese can't get a dog certificate here!"

Grandma: "Gousheng? Whose child is called Gousheng? What age is this? Haha, hahaha..."

Song Cai was speechless, and the great-grandmother also felt ashamed, pointing to her daughter's nose and shouting: "Do you have those ears for breathing? Xiao Cai is going to move out, you still hahaha, Only Xiaocai's grandfather can stand you!"

Grandpa is so kind: "Hey!"

Grandma seemed to understand that grandpa was trying to smooth things over for her, so she immediately lit a cigarette for grandpa, fumbled for a lighter, and said earnestly again: "Xiao Cai, I really can't plant trees, it's easy to get dirt everywhere. Now, what kind of tree do you want to plant?"

Song Cai sighed: "Grandma, there are no trees."

"Plum tree? No, no, no, the word 'mei' has the same sound as that of 'no', which is unlucky."

"What plum tree? I said I would move out and not plant trees!"

"Grape? Not to mention, the word 'grape' is the same as 'escape', which is not good for you and future generations! The same is true for peach trees, plums and pears are not acceptable."

"..."

After the two little old ladies entangled each other so nonsense, the plan to move out had to be shelved.Song Cai took Dayan back to the room and collapsed on the bed weakly.The Great Demon King was also heartbroken. It was the first time he saw such a tragic negotiation, and he really complied with the saying: When a scholar meets a soldier, it is hard to explain why.

The words Song Cai said while hugging the dog’s neck popped up again, and the big demon king thought, well, you are indeed lonely—forgive you for indulging that surnamed Chen in every possible way, but friends also have to be friends. Pay attention to keep your distance, not as an example.

He took two steps back from the cordon in his mind, only to see Song Caihulong bounce off the bed and sit down at the desk.

The knocking sound of "cracking" quickly penetrated into the dog's ears, and the big demon king jumped onto the bed, trying hard to distinguish what those small characters meant.But most of the characters in this world are in simplified Chinese, with square and square font styles, which are very different from those he is familiar with. After reading it for a long time, I didn't understand what story Song Cai was telling. I could only see this kid grinning as he typed. laugh.

What are you laughing at?

The big demon king moved closer again, and looked at Song Cai's face with his neck straightened.

Song Cai finally noticed her big dog, but for some reason, she was stunned by the scrutinizing eyes of the big dog, involuntarily deleted the word "Jiang Yan" just typed out, and restrained her smile like a thief , the corner of the curved mouth was pulled back abruptly.

The big demon king squinted his eyes—ah, the brat is really writing some strange plot.

Isn't it just a strange plot? After coding the plot of the past few days, it has reached [-] characters. Song Cai felt that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy alone, so she simply posted it on the website and opened a "The Land of Weird Dreams" The sister chapter of "Reappearance of the Demon King" - "The Demon King Disconnected in the Land of Dreams", also known as: "The Demon King Has Been Broken", "The Demon King is Damn Sweet"...

Obviously, this is a danmei novel with two male protagonists.

Obviously, this is a crooked self-indulgent danmei article with the main point of view as a demon!

Song Cai couldn't hold it back any longer, she threw herself on the bed, pressed the wild goose and began to rub, howling while rubbing.

"Aww~~~ Goose help! Dad has fallen! Dad has started writing Tanmei Wen!"

"As a male author, I am so sorry for my little angels, even though they know they want to read Goldfinger, the King of Kings and Demon Kings, leveling up, fighting monsters and taking back the harem, but writing sweet love is really cool! Writing Danmei is really cool! Hahahaha!"

"Help, hey, double male lead, hey, the other is, is, is... cough, what to do, what to do, the sense of substitution is too strong! Wild goose!!! Dad really can't get out!!!"

The ravaged | Great Demon King couldn't understand his mood at this moment, so he could only roll his eyes.

What is a double hero?What is Danmeiwen?Or is it Shanmei?Danmi?

And why did you fall after writing this kind of article?

But the big demon king at least understands what the word "bastard" means, just now the brat mentioned this word, the demon king?

I really borrowed ten sets of guts from him!

The big demon king bared his fangs and glared at Song Cai viciously, but Song Cai bounced off the bed as if on hormones, and threw herself back to the desk.Immediately afterwards, howling rang through the small room.

"Qi Ke Xiao!!! Qi Ke Xiao Qi Ke Xiao!!!"

"The response is not bad! What should I do, don't encourage me, okay, I won't have the motivation to write another article if you show off, isn't this forcing me to finish it!"

Song Cai murmured, "Why don't we just abandon the pit? It's really too difficult to write the back of "The Demon King Reappearance". Now even if you try your best to make up for it, you may not be able to fill in those potholes. Some people will definitely say that it is anticlimactic... No, no, no, abandoning the pit is too tasteless, and anticlimactic is better than no tail..."

While he was muttering there, the comment section was already noisy.

There are ten chapters in a new post, and in the latest chapter, someone actually built a building, and there was a huge discussion on whether the author should abandon the old and start a new one.

One person left a message: "Shameful! The old pits are not filled, and the new article is finished! From today on, step on it every day, and the moonstone will be offered, check in!"

"+10086 upstairs!"

"+10086 upstairs!"

"+10086 upstairs!"

……

Reverse comment: "The landlord on this floor is sick. Is it because the latest chapter didn't please you? Don't read a word if you really have the backbone!"

"It's sick, thank you for demining!"

"Don't look at this floor for newcomers, Wenwen is very loving, just take care of her!"

"I'm here to smash the rocket launcher, the author's wife, come on!"

Next, the stalemate confrontation lasted for more than ten minutes, and the number of the last two points finally exceeded the number of negative points. Although this floor is high, it is still buried in a pile of good reviews, and there are also kind little angels. Dozens of mines were used to weigh him down.

Song Cai covered her mouth and was moved to tears.

What kind of kind people are these!Danmei's little angels are really super easy to satisfy, angels come down to earth, hello!

——But I really dare not take the title of wife. In fact, I am a male author.

The big demon king had a panoramic view of his every move, and a few words came out of his heart: neuropathy.

Song·Crazy·Cai was not happy for a long time, it wasn't that the back step came again, but that there was a backlash in the text.

"Didn't the sisters find the violation?"

"I'll come first, the violation is obvious, Lord Demon King is mighty and strong, how could he suffer!"

"Let me just say it straight, this article is a weak attack and strong acceptance, don't eat it!"

"It will definitely be reversed in the future. Lord Yaowang is attacking, and Cai Cai is receiving. This building is opened, and it will be effective for a long time. The downstairs will add bricks."

"brick."

"brick."

……

Song Cai stared ruthlessly at the small words on the screen: Cai Cai is subject.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes... A quarter of an hour passed, but the blood pressure still couldn't go down.

Song Cai rolled back on the bed and beat the bed angrily: "It's just a weak attack and a strong one! I don't accept it!"

"It's just that I haven't had time to show Caicai's greatness, so I can't wait patiently! I used my name directly because I was sick! Ahhh, it's uncomfortable! I can't breathe!"

"Dayan, come and judge. Do you think I'm the best or Jiang Yan is the best? I'm right, it must be me!"

"Quickly judge me. If you blink within ten seconds, it means I'm great, otherwise he's great."

Time seemed to stand still.

Five seconds passed, and the big demon king didn't blink.

Ten seconds passed, and the meaning of the big demon king was obvious.

"That's not the case, start over!" Song Cai said shamelessly, "From now on, if you blink within 30 seconds, it means I'm good, otherwise he's good!"

Ten seconds later, Song Cai quietly blew on the side.

After 20 seconds, Song Cai lit a low-quality mosquito coil.

Thirty seconds later, Song Cai pulled Dayan's eyelashes tearfully.

But the Great Demon King is a permissible character, and his damned desire to win would never allow him to lose to others in this kind of matter.To be on the safe side, he not only lasted for 30 seconds perfectly this time, but also nearly doubled the time limit, and he didn't stop until his eyes were bloodshot.

Song Cai's mood can no longer be described in terms of sadness. He slumped on the bed in despair: "Okay! You have the final say! If he is powerful, he will be powerful, and if he attacks, he will attack! His whole family will attack!"

What's so great about Gong, and it can't be longer than Shou [beep——].

The big demon king was puzzled: what is an attack?

Just thinking about it, Song Cai got up and closed the computer, and opened the curtain with a swipe.

"It's already getting dark, it's terrible," Song Cai took a leash and put it on the wild goose, "I'll have dinner later, and then I'll take you out for a walk."

The big demon king resisted this kind of "abuse", but thinking of the vicious words that the vicious woman had said to Song Cai during the day, he had no choice but to swallow it forcefully.Whoever made himself unlucky, happened to be attached to the dog.As for Tianhei's fatal method, the Great Demon King can also understand.

The two of them have to bear the price of losing their bodies when traveling in different worlds. He must rely on Song Cai's soul power to maintain his fascination. Behaviors that cannot be controlled by themselves, such as immobility from time to time, and some strange overreaching movements.

He knew that during his time travel, the main body of that world would continue various behaviors according to a reasonable trajectory, but Song Cai's main body was in a deep sleep state during the time travel, and if he didn't return for a long time, his organs would fail, which was very serious.

Song Cai was worried about this, so why didn't he worry about it, after all, the two of them were inseparable from each other, right?

After dinner, the big demon king tugged at his collar, and then looked down at his own dog's belly - the smelly dog ​​must have not been dressed a few days ago, he had opened up his appetite to eat, and the buttons were almost unbuttonable.

Seeing Song Cai smiling, he seemed very satisfied with raising the big dog so fat, he couldn't help but blush.I thought to myself why are you so happy, you raise dogs and not pigs.Cough, what I'm talking about is the wild goose dog, it's because it eats itself so fat, it has nothing to do with me!

When we got outside, a group of ducklings from someone's family lined up and came out of the sewer. Song Cai watched the ducklings twist and turn interestingly, and stopped to observe for a while.

A dozen or so bright yellow ducklings successfully crossed over the iron cover, but the last one missed, and a duckling's paw sank into a gap in the iron cover.

Song Cai said "Hey" and asked, "Dayan, what should I do in this situation? I give you two options: one is to take the opportunity to eat the duckling, and the other is to help it get jiojio out."

The big demon king tolerated his educative tone, fell silent for a while, and walked towards the little duck.

He stretched out his dog's paw and patted the little duck out of the gap with ease. The duckling's paw was intact.

only……

The big demon king took a closer look, what's going on, why is the duckling so drunk?

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