Ultimate Villain Discovery System [Transmigration Book]

"Okay, goose, come and sleep inside, Uncle Chen has learned his lesson." Song Cai said that he wanted to carry the goose back inside, but the goose remained motionless, as if he had made up his mind to stay in the middle.

Song Cai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Okay, okay, Uncle Chen has really learned his lesson. If you don't believe me, I'll ask him to tell you in person."

Chen Weiran: "Hey, this is not very good."

Song Cai: "Tell me, Uncle Chen, if you don't promise, I can't let the wild goose go back to sleep."

Chen Weiran was helpless, and said with a smile: "Okay, I promise, I've learned to be good, and I won't bother your master anymore, please go back to sleep, Mr. Dog."

The arrogant Uncle Dog remained motionless.

Chen Weiran had no choice but to change into a submissive tone: "At least to save face, after all, I'm also your master's savior, not just this time, I don't know how many times I've protected him since I was a child."

After thinking about it, Song Cai patted the wild goose on the back: "Baby, come back."

After a while, the geese passed Song Cai and nestled inside.

The two were lying on the bed chatting one after another, from what happened after Song Cai fell asleep to why the wild goose suddenly recovered after changing the habit of eating at the table, and refused to eat dog food and canned.Chen Weiran became sleepy while chatting, Song Cai stopped talking, covered him with a blanket, turned over and hugged Dayan.

Can't sleep.

Song Cai's body was lying on the bed for too long, her bones were still sore, and she didn't feel sleepy at all.He didn't want to wake Chen Weiran up, so he lay silently until Chen Weiran put his hands on his waist in a deep sleep.

Chen Weiran was really sleepy, he stayed with her for several days, and probably didn't have much rest.Hearing his regular breathing, Song Cai gently put his hand back, got up and crawled to the end of the bed, and got off the bed quietly.

It was cool outside, Song Cai took a loose knitted coat and went out, only to find that the wild geese followed her when she went downstairs.

The figure under the light suddenly lengthened and then shortened, and unknowingly walked to the bulletin board of the community. Looking at the light, a piece of pink bulletin paper was marked with the words "civilized dog breeding".

Song Cai patted Dayan on the head and said softly, "Are you civilized?"

The big demon king remained silent, holding his neck high.

Song Cai smiled: "Yes, yes, you are the most civilized."

One person and one dog walked to the fitness equipment area. Song Cai stopped and leaned on a back roller.

"Dayan, I had a very long dream," Song Cai said to herself, "I dreamed of a man named Jiang Yan."

The big demon king instantly pricked up his ears, thinking: The brat mentioned me.

"That man, he has a bad temper, a bad face, and always looks like he is arrogant and contemptuous of others."

Great Demon King: ...

"But he is very kind. He always says 'don't', 'don't even think about it' and 'huh', but secretly he will do what others ask for. He doesn't like the weak, not because he is arrogant, but because Because the weak will always be trapped in various situations. To be honest, even if it has nothing to do with yourself, it is not good to see others trapped."

The big demon king's old face was about to turn red.

...just bullshit.

Song Cai pondered for a moment, then sighed: "Do you think I can continue to dream? It's really painful to always walk around like this, looking for death in various weird positions!"

"But if I don't die over there, I will die here. If I stay there forever, my real body will be exhausted in deep sleep. You see, I almost burped this time. Then our two little ones What about the old lady and a little old man? Who will take care of them in the future? What about you?"

"What did you say?" Song Cai said to Dayan, "You said stop dreaming? People from two worlds? Well, what you said makes sense...I'll think about it."

Song Cai squatted down, and there was only a short distance between the big demon king and him, and he could hear him clearly.

In the past, the Great Demon King didn't take life and death seriously at all, but after Song Cai died three times in front of him, he actually felt that he was so lucky to be able to breathe.

Song Cai's death was strange, and each time was more thrilling than the last time. Let's not talk about the previous two times. The poisoning this time is really unreasonable. He has tasted those mushrooms, and they are obviously not poisonous!

At this time, Song Cai questioned her soul: "Tell me, is there a time when a character like him is afraid?"

The big demon king thought: Yes.

Song Cai propped her chin: "To him, demons and ghosts are nothing but war scum, what else would he be afraid of?"

The big demon king thought: Of course he watched the person he cared die in his arms with his own eyes.

"Well, it's rare that the night is so good, we don't discuss heavy things," Song Cai gave Dayan a hug, and suddenly said, "Idle is idle, come, dad will do a magic trick for you."

"Look," Song Cai stretched out her left hand, "There's nothing, right?"

"Look again," Song Cai stretched out her right hand again, "There is still nothing, right?"

The big demon king watched intently.

"Thump, thump, thump!" Song Cai put the heels of her palms together to support her face, "A little flower! Hahahaha!"

Great Demon King: ...

This guy is probably a fool.

Dayan was used to it deeply, and it was not surprising that Song Cai didn't get a response, so he started training and learning to hug.When he opened his arms, he asked the wild goose to come over and put the dog's head on his shoulders to give him a hug.If you do it right, you will praise it loudly, if you don't do it right, you will shake your head with a bitter face.

At first, the Great Demon King despised this kind of interaction, but Song Cai was tireless, trying again and again, and she was really indomitable.The big demon king thought to forget it, just this time, it's okay to let him.

So the great Song Papa taught his family how to hug wild geese within half an hour. This achievement is enough for him to brag about for half a year.

This night, one person and one dog consolidated and reviewed, hugging them a thousand times.On the next morning, Song Cai bought breakfast and put it on the table, and then cleaned up the house, making sure that the air was clean and dust-free before going to wake Chen Weiran up.

When he opened the door and entered the bedroom, Chen Weiran was already up and was changing his clothes - his own shirt couldn't withstand the pressure, and he was wearing Song Cai's pajamas after taking a shower last night.Song Cai happened to meet the moment when his chest was exposed, shrank back in embarrassment, and closed the door again.

After washing up, Chen Weiran brought out freshly cooked soybean milk for grandma from the kitchen, sat down at the table and asked Song Cai, "Are grandma and grandpa still up?"

Song Cai: "Well, I drank too much last night and slept late."

Chen Weiran smiled: "The old couple are very affectionate and carefree."

Song Cai: "Yeah, it's been like this for a lifetime. Do you know why they can be so harmonious?"

Chen Weiran looked at the great-grandmother in the kitchen, and leaned into Song Cai's ear: "Is it because the mother-in-law is in charge, so the grandfather dare not choke with the daughter-in-law?"

Song Cai chuckled: "No. It's because grandma is deaf."

Chen Weiran let out a "huh", as if realizing something.

Living in a noisy world, it is inevitable that there will be various noises around you. Sometimes you can persuade yourself not to listen to what you don’t want to hear, and pretend you didn’t hear it. But how many people can really be informal, Laugh at ugly sounds?On the contrary, those who really can't hear can have pure calmness and stability in their hearts.

"Very good," Chen Weiran moved closer, talking almost close to the tip of Song Cai's ear, "No wonder my grandma is still so hale and hearty after she is almost 90 years old. Your family's family style is really good, people should maintain this kind of Optimistic spirit."

Song Cai's ears felt hot, she instinctively tilted her body, and said with a smile: "There is no such thing as a family tradition in our family, so come here as you feel comfortable."

The two of them were chatting when the voice of the great-grandmother sounded behind them: "Oh, you young couple will get tired later when you go back to the house. Let's eat first. The soy milk is going to be cold."

Chen Weiran smiled even more, and responded obediently to the grandma, but Song Cai's mouth twitched, and she resisted: "Grandma, who is so obsessed, everyone said that he is my friend!"

Great-grandmother nodded frequently: "Oh, okay, great-grandmother won't say anything, young people are thin-skinned, Xiao Cai is not ashamed."

Song Cai: "..."

Song Cai couldn't stay at the dinner table any longer, so she hurriedly finished her meal, then turned to help Dayan prepare breakfast.Originally the wild goose had been nestling on the small sofa, but now it was gone. Song Cai brought some meat buns into the house, and immediately froze into a wooden stick.

I saw wild geese frantically biting the newly changed sheets last night, especially the outside where Chen Weiran slept, which had turned into a pile of ragged cotton cloth.

Song Cai rushed up and hugged Dayan: "Bad dog! What are you doing?!"

Chen Weiran from outside responded and entered the room and helped him snatch the bed sheet from Dayan's mouth.Dayan stared at Chen Weiran with extremely fierce eyes, and when he turned to Song Cai, he didn't fully recover, and he still had three points of the momentum just now.

Song Cai seemed to recognize the breed of geese for the first time, and was stunned for a moment.

Ever since he got Dayan back from the hotel, Dayan had been lukewarm towards him. Song Cai thought that this dog was calm by nature, and he had suffered a lot of grievances because of his long-term wandering. It is understandable that he should be sensitive and wary.But looking at it today, it's scary to go crazy, even he, the master, is more or less afraid.

When the big demon king saw Song Cai's expression, he finally realized his gaffe, he quickly hid his bared fangs and licked his mouth.At this time, Chen Weiran said: "Song Xiaocai, you dog... It's best to take it to the pet hospital for a comprehensive checkup."

Song Cai looked at him reproachfully, and he smiled and hugged Song Cai's shoulders: "That's not what I mean, I want to say that stray animals are easy to be infected with germs, and the incubation period of rabies virus is very long. I really don't know if I don't check it." Rest assured."

Song Cai: "I know, I didn't misunderstand you!"

Chen Weiran: "That's good, why don't I take it there today? I just happened to drive you off."

Song Cai hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded.

The big demon king didn't know what rabies was, but he knew from their tone that it was a serious disease and he needed to see a doctor.He didn't have much confidence in the dog he was possessing, so he thought it would be good to check it out, but he was not very happy that Chen Weiran sent it to him.His eyes were locked on Chen Weiran's arm holding Song Cai, and his anger surged up again.

Fortunately, Chen Weiran turned around and went downstairs to start the car, so the big demon king didn't commit the worst crime in the history of the demon king on the spot, and suppressed the urge to bite the pig's hand.

Song Cai came over with the collar, and the big demon king knew that he was about to be trapped again, so he watched him button the collar with a cold face.

Song Cai's wrist bones are really slender, and the ulna is not very obvious, only slightly round, not as abrupt as ordinary rough men.In addition, his skin is fair and his fingers are long. At first glance, he looks like a pair of hands that are good at writing, playing and plucking strings.

The big demon king didn't notice that he dropped a drop of saliva.

Song Cai sneered immediately, and knocked on the dog's nose with a bang: "Isn't it a civilized dog? Why are you still drooling?"

The big demon king was taken aback for a moment, and then he saw that he was wiping his mouth with soft paper, then he suddenly understood, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

--This is impossible!It must be this dog, it must be this dog!

Along the way, the big demon king was immersed in doubts about whether the dog was leaking, until Chen Weiran sent them to the pet hospital.The doctor took a tube of blood for testing and asked Song Cai to wait patiently for the results.While waiting, a little nurse in blue-green sanitary clothes came to chat with Song Cai, giving him the benefits of Amway pet birth control.

Song Cai was confused and asked Chen Weiran: "Can birth control really prolong the life of pets?"

Chen Weiran also frowned slightly: "It sounds a bit against the natural habits."

The little nurse pursed her lips and snickered, and simply sat next to Song Cai: "It doesn't sound very good, but the pets that have been sterilized are healthier and stronger than those that have not been sterilized. We have done thousands of pets here. For example, pet owners have responded very well.”

Song Cai shook her head: "Forget it, why do you want to cut someone else... Cough, that's too cruel."

The little nurse blushed slightly, and then explained: "No, in fact, it is really necessary to do it for large male dogs, otherwise they will tear down the house when they are energetic, and they are easy to cause trouble outside. Let me give you an example, some people have good breeds. The bitch will arrange mating in a planned way. If your wolfhound happens to run into a bitch who sneaked out when she ran out to play, and accidentally impregnates her, the mother who is so good will give birth to a baby. Wo Chuan Chuan, isn't it bad? The owner may be depressed for half a year."

Song Cai: "..."

Seems to make sense.

Chen Weiran also agreed: "Indeed, it's bad enough to think about it. I don't know how to deal with those strings. There are many people who raise famous dogs, but few people are willing to raise strings. The reason why stray dogs outside If they can’t be caught, I’m afraid it’s also related to this.”

"How about making one?" Chen Weiran looked at Song Cai eagerly, as if he was talking about something else.

"I... I'll think about it a little bit," Song Cai knelt down and ran along Dayan's back, "Baby, can I give you birth control? Although you won't be able to have children in the future, it will be good for your health. I heard it can prolong your life by several years." Years of life, and will not suffer from those diseases of the reproductive system."

The big demon king was shocked when he heard this: Do you dare to say it again? !