I'm a little poisonous [GL]

"Ahhhh! Is that a pile of snow? Fuck, it looks so beautiful! How can the hair be so beautiful, and the eyes are too big! Hohohoho, I want to snatch Miss Sister back!"

It was the Nth time that Yao Xue felt a three-dimensional circulation of "a pile of snow" around her ears. Before, in the comment area on Weibo, everyone shouted that she didn't think she had hot eyes, but now she shouted out why her ears are so hot!

"Miss, can I give you a special sign?" A woman wearing a baseball cap and a black windbreaker came over. When she spoke, she leaned forward slightly, with smiles on the corners of her eyes and brows, shimmering smoke, and a smile hanging from the corner of her mouth. Shallow smile.

Today is Yao Xue's comic book signing event. It took about five years from writing the article to publishing the comics. During this period, there were countless fans and the works sold well.

It stands to reason that there are not many people who want to sign a special signature. Besides, the person in front of him is not low in appearance, and his clothes are so tasteful. It should be no problem to make such a small request.

However, if she is not the culprit of "a pile of snow", everything is negotiable.

Yao Xue accepted the teasing eyes of the person in front of her with a blank face, "Sign what?"

"you are pretty."

"What?" Yao Xue thought she had heard wrong.

"you are so Beautiful."

"Wei Xintong!" Yao Xue lowered her voice and gave her a warning look, "Sign what?"

"Well. Well, I'm the prettiest."

Yao Xue glanced at the little sister who was behind her, gritted her teeth, signed a few words flamboyantly, stuffed them into Wei Xintong's hand, and then smiled at the people behind her.

"A pile of snow, you are so beautiful." The girl came up to confess first.

The corner of Yao Xue's mouth twitched and she smiled.

"Thanks, you too."

Wei Xintong, who had left one step earlier, opened the first page of the comic magazine with a smile, and the original smile was cracked.

"silly dog!"

"..."

Before she had time to deliver her "appreciation speech", the magazine was snatched away. She raised her head and stared.

"give me!"

Qiao Chu laughed twice, turned the magazine around like a ball, and then opened it to read. It was so unbelievable that his face was about to crack with laughter.

Wei Xintong snatched it back blankly, "The prosthesis is out."

Qiao Chu was taken aback for a moment, he didn't understand what a prosthesis is, and when he realized it, he pointed at Wei Xintong and jumped!

"My mother told you, I'm not a prosthesis!"

Some time ago, she walked without eyesight, and bumped into a utility pole in front of several people, her nose was swollen as if she had just undergone an operation.

Ying Lai almost applied to the government to demolish the pole after seeing it.

Fortunately, Wei Xintong, when they met, she said that she had a prosthesis, and she kept yelling in front of the public.

"I know." Wei Xintong smiled slightly, taking shamelessness for granted.

Ying Lai was relatively simple and rude in comparison, he raised his arm and walked around Wei Xintong, raised his hand and poked her arm, Wei Xintong jumped far away with a cry.

"roll!"

Ying Lai smiled and said nothing, looking at Qiao Chu.

Qiao Chu snorted proudly, hooked Ying Lai's arm and walked away.

Wei Xintong shook his arm, which happened to be new, for a while, and turned to look at Yao Xue, who was signing sales non-stop.

My heart seems to be filled with heavy snow in October.

……

A special restaurant.

"When is Chen Meng coming?" Qiao Chu knocked on the table impatiently.

Ying Lai raised her hand to take away her chopsticks, and gave her a bottle of drink for her to play with.

Wei Xintong looked at Ying Lai, then at Qiao Chu, feeling that he had been hit violently, grabbed his phone and rushed over.

"Let Yao Xue answer the phone!"

"I'm sorry, Sister Wei, Sister Yao—"

"Ask her if she wants me or manga!" Wei Xintong didn't even listen to the assistant's words.

In the next second, a familiar voice was heard.

"Why is the silly dog ​​crazy?"

"I don't care about it with you." Wei Xintong snorted, "When will you be able to finish the signing? Are you annoying? Let's have a few more separations, believe it or not!"

"Ten minutes!" Yao Xue said and hung up the phone.

Wei Xintong stared at the screensaver for a long time, unable to say a word.

Spoiled spoiled spoiled!

Extremely arrogant!

"Tsk. Did you get hung up again?" Qiao Chu said.

"Shut your dog mouth and we can break up the relationship three days later." Wei Xintong sneered.

"Break off friends eight hundred times a day, you are not naive." Qiao Chu said, "You are already over 100 catties."

"Hehe, what a coincidence, I'm 99 now." Wei Xin Tongpi smiled.

Qiao Chu opened his mouth and didn't say a word for a long time.

Ying Lai smiled, raised her hand and touched Qiao Chu's head, "Well, it's a little lighter, let's take it easy on the head."

After the voice fell, the door of the compartment was pushed open. Wei Xintong turned around and saw a group of white and fat little guys. He forgot to refute Brother Lai, and immediately jumped three feet away, pointing at him and shouting, "Get away from me!" Stay away from the trough!"

Tang Yi and Chen Meng couldn't help laughing.

"As for it? Are you going to remember the time you pee on your body for a year?" Chen Meng pulled the chair away, and asked the waiter for a baby chair by the way.

"Your son may not like me very much." Wei Xintong silently moved to the innermost place.

"He must not like you." Chen Meng said.

"Jealous of my prosperous appearance." Wei Xintong looked serious.

"..."

"Jealous of my talent."

"..."

"Jealous of my happy life."

"...Wei Xintong." Ying Lai said.

"Ok?"

"It's over." Ying Lai said.

"Oh." Wei Xintong nodded lightly at first, took a sip of tea and shrugged his shoulders and giggled.

When Yao Xue came over, Qiao Chu remarked that Wei Xintong was in secondary school again.

Yao Xue glanced at Wei Xintong and said, "Oh, I recently drew a new manga, in which there is a character who sets up a second dog, and she has become addicted to it recently."

"Why do I feel that every time you open a movie, she changes her style of painting?" Qiao Chu said, "Why don't you go to the drama school if you are so good at acting?"

"Leave the School of Drama alone." Ying Lai called the waiter to serve the food, and then asked for a mouthpiece for the little fat baby.

"Fuck you! Ying Lai, I didn't like you a long time ago!" Wei Xintong suddenly slapped the table as if someone had set him on fire, and pointed at Ying Lai with a ruthless expression on his face.

Everyone was taken aback by the sudden explosion and looked at her one after another.

"Fuck! Who are you scolding?" Qiao Chu stood up first.

Then I heard Xiaopang crying at the top of his throat.

Tang Yi and Chen Meng, who didn't know the truth, looked confused and forgot to coax the children.

Yao Xue, who was still in real life among the few people, sighed deeply, "It's acting."

Tang Yi: "..."

Chen Meng: "... Wei Xintong, why the hell come here, my son can't be coaxed well and we will break up, and I won't give you souvenirs for the Chinese New Year in the future!"

Wei Xintong was fine at first, but as soon as he said this, he immediately stood up with a serious face, and walked towards the little fat baby with heavy steps, not forgetting to make a soundtrack for himself.

"The wind is rustling, the water is cold, the strong man is gone, and he will never return."

Everyone laughed together, and the waiter thought something was wrong and leaned in to have a look.

When Wei Xintong and Yao Xue arrived at the hotel in the evening, they looked overly indulgent.Yao Xue laughed so much that she swiped her card to open the door several times but failed.

"Parkinson's?" Wei Xintong asked blankly.

Yao Xue laughed even harder.

Wei Xintong snatched her card, entered the door, and jumped on the bed like a dead fish.

Yao Xue continued to laugh, and then posted on Weibo.

Yituoxue: "We had dinner together just now, and the social sister coaxed her godson who peed all over her last time for an hour. After the son fell asleep, the waiter came to collect the dishes hahaha, and now he has joined the dead fish family."

Yao Xue didn't hide her feelings early in the morning, but the most important thing was that everyone kept asking her why a high-looking literary and artistic student named Yituoxue.

In order not to affect her personality, Yao Xue decisively betrayed Wei Xintong, and said that her family raised a social sister who spoke a lot of cruel words.

Yao Xue doesn't often post their stories, but occasionally Wei Xintong's actions are so wonderful that she can't help but want to share them with everyone.

Of course, these unifications are divided into the dog food series.

20076670: "The image of Sister Social in my mind is probably a legendary woman wearing a windbreaker, stepping on a hot wheel and holding a gun in her hand."

Tied duck bangya: "Don't talk nonsense! Hand over the selfie and don't kill me!"

Qi Miao: "Upstairs, don't you want to meet Miss Society?"

Old Wu: "I met Da Da in person today! The beauty has reached a new height!"

Afraid of being recognized by you: "Da Da is so beautiful, I believe that Sister Social is also very beautiful."

Cute: "The truth upstairs, Da Da said before that he is a Yan dog."

Wang Xian watermelon skin: "I want to see a group photo, please abuse me."

Not teasing is justice: "Miss Sister always flirts with me in different ways, I look forward to the [-]th time Miss Sister opens it alone."

[-]: "My mother asked me why I always licked my screen, so I had to show her the pictures of my little sister."

Handsome: "Upstairs, your language is much better than mine."

Indifferent little white rabbit: "Look at my ID, anyone who shows affection should be treated indifferently."

Mo Qianyun: "Don't think that if you are like this, I won't be able to see that you are showing affection."

Hey Apple: "There is no fu.ck to say."

Zha Zang: "Is there a group to steal from the social sister? I think she is very cute."

Kneeling and begging not to get stuck: "I feel sorry for Miss Society for a second, and I feel a little sorry that I didn't pee all over my body today."

Hengdao: "Our building is crooked to the next door. Drop. Remind you to change the card!"

Sleeping in a daze, reading a novel: "A urging party appeared upstairs! Hug!"

Zhao Zhao is a cat: "A pile of snow! When will you come to Yunnan to sign the sale!!!"

A sad story: "Looking at Weibo, it's my ID for a single dog like me."

The comments were full of tricks, and Yao Xue picked out a few of them while laughing, and gave them a thumbs up.

"Yao Xue, did you post on Weibo again?" Wei Xintong took his face out of the quilt.

"Daily Get!" Yao Xue smiled, threw away her phone, and sat on the edge of the bed, "Are you hungry?"

"Hehe." Wei Xintong sneered twice.

After a moment of silence, someone knocked on the door, and Yao Xue pinched Wei Xintong's buttocks as she passed by.

"Yao Xue, just be arrogant!" Wei Xintong shouted weakly.

The door opens and closes.

Wei Xintong sat up abruptly from the bed, looking straight at Yao Xue.

Yao Xue was holding a takeaway in her hand, smiling like a flower, "Aren't you too tired to eat?"

"Hey hey, baby!" Wei Xintong jumped off the bed, ran over and kissed her, and then went for takeaway.

"I seem to have been voted by a girl!" Yao Xue said indifferently.

Wei Xintong looked at the takeaway and said, "I'll pick up the ticket later, don't worry."

"Get out! You haven't grown a face after a year of nothing."

"That's better than you. Year after year, nothing grows, even if IQ is posted up."

"Are you addicted to me?" Yao Xue walked over.

Wei Xintong chuckled, and covered Yao Xue's mouth with spicy oil, "Kiss, kiss, kiss."

……

City X is not the first time Yao Xue has come to sign a sale, and every time she comes, she will have different feelings.

It may be because of the ancient capital, so no matter where you go, you will feel special.

The lanterns on both sides of the road are hung high, and the traffic is slow. Yao Xue will stay here for half a month every time.

"Take a walk after a meal and live to 99." Wei Xintong said while walking, "A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god."

"Don't even think about it." Yao Xue smiled slightly.

"Tsk." Wei Xintong didn't really want to smoke, so he just said casually, "I can tell you a lot about this kind of thing, do you believe it?"

"what?"

"Freestyle." Wei Xintong looked serious.

Yao Xue froze for ten seconds before laughing, then snapped her fingers, "Start your performance."

"Yao Xue's head is like a ball. When you kick it to the department store, the department store sells the ball. Once you sell it, you can sell Yao Xue's head." Wei Xintong opened his mouth and came.

"Can you be a little more artistic?"

"I can smell a little!" Wei Xintong sneered.

"What do you mean?" Yao Xue didn't follow her train of thought.

"Spill it out and smell it again."

"Pee?"

"...Yao Xue, come here, I will teach you how to be a human being."

"I want to travel." Yao Xue said suddenly.

Wei Xintong was startled by this abrupt change of attitude, "Just go, you're so stupid, it's like going for the first time."

"I want to go to Yunnan."

"Huh?" Wei Xintong was a little surprised.

"Call Chen Meng's family and Brother Hard's family."

"...Okay, as long as you are happy." Wei Xintong smiled.

"Are you unhappy?" Yao Xue turned her head and asked.

"I'm only happy if we go." Wei Xintong continued to laugh.

"Tsk." Yao Xue said.

Wei Xintong sighed, "I'm so dirty."

Yao Xue: "...???"

This is not as small as Fu.ck said.

Simply poisonous. :)

The author has something to say: The author has not gone to bed yet, so he yawned and said.

See you at ten o'clock in the morning on July 7th, which one depends on fate.The author was about to be bitten to death by mosquitoes, and said while scratching his leg.

Finally, please move your nimble fingers to click on the collection column.The author said with a pair of chaotic eyes.

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