heartthrob protagonist halo
Chapter 65 System 404 【Extra】 (1)
404 is a lovely system.
It's just that the brain is stupid, the data cache is slow, and the IQ is seriously insufficient. I heard that it was because there was a problem with the Jinjiang system when he was created, and the code was wrong, which led to this result.
However, one of Jinjiang's major characteristics is to smoke and smoke. Everyone is very used to it and remains calm about it.
The first host received by 404 was a cute little girl, soft and tender, with a milky voice, making people want to... sleepy! ! !The system with a flaw in its head is directly fascinated by Yizhihua's beautiful young lady, wishing to dedicate all its data to her.
The little girl has a high IQ and is smart.
404's task at the time was to make the host a winner in life, and career, love, family and friendship were indispensable.
But... But as the host, she doesn't play cards according to common sense!Family, friends, □□ careers, but the matter of love has not been settled for a long time, and I don't know where 404 hit the point of the little girl, and the girl has been teasing 404 with words.
All in all, is it an old driver who is very skilled in driving?
The simple little data was trembling after being teased, and could only blushed at the data, while saying in a soft and not domineering voice: "Don't do this, I'm going to be angry."
At this time, the little girl will send out a particularly wretched smile of "hey hey hey" and say "what's the matter?"Little 44, you are so cute, my sister loves you!Let me push you, how about you can't get out of bed, you can only lie on the bed and enjoy my love every day?
404 hugged its small body tightly, and went online to find a companion crying.
All the systems were very sympathetic to this poor 'retarded' companion, and they made moves one after another. In the end, an old senior said in a vicissitudes of life: "If she molested you, you molested her back. If she has no fun in bullying the weak, she will be quiet."
404 listened ignorantly, saying that he would work hard.
The girl's words and deeds are as bold and unrestrained as ever, but 404 has learned to refute, and the two hurt each other, it's not unreasonable.
In the interstellar era, people's lifespans are very long. About 100 years later, the little girl finally found her true love, a younger brother with a thin waist, long legs, a big butt, who just became an adult, with a fair face, shy words, and 404 who just "worked" There are seconds with the same purpose.
404 didn't notice anything, just cheered and said congratulations, and be happy in the future! .
The girl looked a little lonely at this time, but she was more relieved. She said thank you, and you should be well too!
The girl asked 404 when she was going to leave, and 404 said that after she got married, it was going to face the next host, and she wondered what kind of person the next host would be?How is your personality?
The girl listened, squatted on the ground and cried loudly, saying 404 I can't bear you, don't go, okay?
404 also cried, and the data inside the system was in a mess, "I don't want to be separated from you, but this is my job. If I disobey the main system, I will be formatted." It has a lot of memories that I don't want to lose.
The girl cried and cried, and fell asleep on the ground.
It was the younger brother who carried her to the bedroom. 404 looked at the immature face of the younger brother, and then at the firm muscles, and sighed silently.
On the day my sister got married, it was time for 404 to leave.
The girl said solemnly: "Sisi, I will remember you for the rest of my life. We will always be good friends."
404 cried like a fool at that time, saying that you are my first host, and I will always remember you.
The girl laughed when she heard that. A secret love that ended without a cause was always hidden in her heart. They were friends 100 years ago, and they are still friends 100 years later.The girl thinks this is also good, there are too many variables in love, and friendship is more stable.
The first host of 404 bid farewell to it.
Afterwards, it received many hosts, men and women, young and old, all kinds of people, 404 Zhuo gradually became an old driver, and all kinds of dirty jokes came out of his mouth.
In the last mission in the interstellar universe, he received a beautiful boy who was particularly selfish and evil-hearted. 404 didn't like him, so he didn't even talk a lot, and he was bored every day. Later, he found out that the host's cousin There is also a system.
The two systems were connected in this way, and they started chatting every day.
That system is relatively cold and doesn't talk much. Most of the time, 404 is talking.
"100, do you know? My host wants to change the halo of the heartthrob protagonist. Do you think he is sick? I am a life winner system, not a system that teaches you how to fall in love. Why do you think it is so difficult for us to be a system? .”
404 This paragraph is heartbreaking.
100 The indifferent face was silent throughout.
It doesn't matter, 404 said, it can play with itself, "Hahahaha!! So I told the stupid host that the points required for this halo are high, at least [-], and he changed it like this, and all the points are gone Ha ha ha ha!!"
100 couldn't help but interjected, "Then what about your mission?"
404 is stupid.
100 continued: "Without points, the task is difficult to complete, so you have to stay by his side."
404 suddenly cried like a child, "Wow!!! Help!! I don't want to stay here, I want to go home, I'm still young, I can't bear this."
100: ...mdzz
Hit too hard, 404 these days is always in who am I?where am iWhat am I doing?With a dazed face, he didn't even say a word, like a cabbage beaten by Shuang, dying.
404, which had been infiltrated by 100's magic sound for a long time, felt uncomfortable again. It was the first time that it took the initiative to talk to 404, "Are you there?"
"Huh? Is there something wrong?" a miserable voice.
100 tried to comfort it, "Isn't it just some points? It will always come, just treat it as a trial..."
There was no echo there.
100 can only come up with the final trump card, "How many points are you missing, I will give it to you."
This... this is a local tyrant! 404 This little bumpkin was deeply impressed by 100's style, and immediately cried bitterly: "I knew 100 that you are a good system, so touching, a good friend who touched the universe, and your voice is also beautiful, you are sent from heaven Angel. Don't worry, I won't be hit by these things. As a good system, I will go forward and work hard to complete the task."
100: ...
His sympathy should be fed to the dogs, mdzz.
Having said that, 100 cannot deny that deep in its heart, it suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. It was quite uncomfortable to listen to this guy 404's virus check every day, and it disappeared all of a sudden.
It seems that... just like that, it became a shaking m.
Please allow me to be sad.
Time passed by like this, 404 felt that it might not be able to complete this task, the host was scumbag, trying to find ways to hook up with boyfriends and girlfriends every day, eat soft food, and have no job.
Depressed, 404 ran to 100 and complained, "My [-]% completion rate is about to disappear, so sad."
100 comforted it, "It's okay, there are not many with a [-]% success rate anyway."
"What about you?" 404 asked curiously.
100 looked at his all-s-level completion rate and fell silent.
404 pursed his mouth, and burst into tears, "I don't care if I'm less! I was originally inferior to you in IQ, but when I was born, I met Jinjiang Twitch, and I lived with a dedicated heart, but now I don't have anything No more, wow wow!!!"
The data of 100 was restless, and I felt a little inexplicably wanting to laugh.Thinking about why 404 is different from the systems he has seen before, he is just... a mentally handicapped little fool~
Cute little fool.
After crying, 404 quickly regained his energy, chattering about the gossip he had heard recently, such as a man who seemed abstinent and upright, but was actually full of sex, and would have sex with his husband every day, There is also a good partner whose host is a scumbag, who is obviously gay and still flirts with girls. In a fit of anger, the little partner harassed the host every night in his sleep, making him vent enough, and finally almost couldn't get up anymore.
100 listened to the gossip of these parents, and especially wanted to dig through 404's data to see how it flows, such gossip.
While talking, 404 mentioned a new instant noodle-flavored cake developed by the latest Jinjiang system, which is said to be delicious.
As 404 spoke, the sound of slobbering reached 100's ears, looking like he was about to give birth.
100 sounds funny, if you want to eat, go buy it!
The system also has system rights. Every time a host is received, they will get a lot of points for them to eat, drink and have fun in the system.
404 withered immediately, crying and saying that its points had been lost.
100 showed shock for the first time and asked what happened?The points of the system are all bound in the data, unless it is hacked and the system is damaged, otherwise this kind of thing will not happen.
404 The tears that were finally stopped, tended to flow down again.
It said: "I...my database is damaged~ Last time I just went out to hang around, and lost the points after I came back, wow wow wow!!! It's missing from my data!!"
100 sighed, thinking that it is not easy for you to live to this day.
The sad matter was brought up by 100, and 404 cried and hid in his database for several days, pitying himself for a few days, and finally was attracted by the familiar smell of instant noodles. All the codes are neatly arranged, well-behaved, and meticulous.
In human terms - this... this is the so-called handsome guy! !
404 looked at it enviously, with little stars twinkling in its eyes, it would be great if its code was so beautiful.
100 was very satisfied with the stupid system's gaze, and stopped teasing it, and directly handed the small cake to 404, "Here, the instant noodle flavor you want."
Hearing the familiar voice, 404 reacted, "You... are you 100?"
"Ah."
"Wow! 100, your data is great, let me touch it." 100, who thought he was already familiar with 404, threw the entire data into 100's 'body' without hesitation, and the two groups of codes squeezed together. The data suddenly became agitated and turned into a faint pink.
404 looked puzzled, "This... can change color? Why didn't I know?"
The 404 code is very messy, red, yellow, purple, colorful, and girls like the kaomoji. From a distance, it looks like a cloud.
It was a little glaring at the beginning, but after watching it for a long time, 100 thinks it's... pretty good-looking.
The data there must be broken, and it needs to be overhauled when it goes back——it thought.
"Eat your cake." 100 stuffed the small cake in 404's palm.
404 With a 'wow', I was moved to tears, "100 You are so kind, I love you so much, so (づ ̄3 ̄)づ." There will be a cute facial expression later.
The data of 100 has become very popular, why is this system... why is it so shameless?Is it the same for every system, too much, scum system.Thinking of this, it looked critically at 404.
404 had already stuffed the entire small cake into his mouth at this time, and after eating it, the color of the system suddenly changed to a dull off-white.
100's heart immediately raised, this little fool couldn't be wrong with the data there?That’s right, the code is stupid at first, and you’re still yelling to eat junk food all day long, so it’s definitely not going to work~ "How are you? Do you want to go back to the main system to recuperate?"
404 looked confused, "What is self-cultivation?"
100 looked at the color of the data with dull eyes.
404 fiddled with the data, then rubbed against 100, and said aggrievedly, "The cake is not tasty, it...it really tastes like instant noodles, and it's not sweet at all."
100: ... 1 minute ago, its sympathy must have been wrong, why not feed it to the dog! ! !
"Just... because of this?"
404 blinked, and asked back with his eyes - "Otherwise?"
100 suddenly felt very tired, it waved its hand and said I was leaving.
404 was very happy. It also waved its hands and shouted happily, "100, next time I go to visit you, I will bring you a sweet little cake."
I don't like this kind of stuff. 100 did not say this sentence, it shook the data, and quickly slipped away.
Back in his own system space, 100 looked at this world which was completely different from the place where 404 lived. Data dolls, soft big beds, beautiful flowers...
100 muttered, "It's all a system, why live so easy."
That being said, 100 quickly threw away some things and bought some soft and cute pillow dolls again, with a beautiful bouquet of white roses on the table?
The mouth thinks the body is honest, and it is probably a system like 100.
But...but this 404 guy never comes over! ! !Talking is nothing, what a good system, bad review! ! !
The host of 100 is an extremely self-controlled and gentlemanly man. The two of them get along well. These days, 100 talks less and less.
The host asked curiously, what happened to you recently?What's the problem?
100 blinked and said no!It's very, very good!It couldn't be better.
Host: ... soaring resentment!
"You won't... Are you broken in love?" The host asked uncertainly.
100 is like a cat whose tail has been trampled on, and immediately exploded, yelling, "Who is broken in love, it's just a stupid system, who would like it? The brain is not flexible, the speech logic is confused, and gossip every day, you say, That idiot will love this idiot."
Host: ... Forget it, as long as you are happy.
100 continued chattering on, "And this guy is just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"
The host said meaningfully: "Yes, that idiot will like this idiot!"
The 100 data was messed up, and it continued to explode, "Who is allowed to call it an idiot, do you think you are smart?"
Host:……
"My fault, my fault, I will bear it myself." The host covered his face with one hand, "... I hope you can promise yourself well in the future, and you will never be with one of them. Let's have a happy time together." single nobleman."
The data of 100 is even more chaotic, "..."
Just as it was looking forward to, 404 finally... contacted it.
100 unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he was so worried about this guy, but it ran away and disappeared. He was so angry that the system died, and his tone was a little rushed, "What? What's the matter?"
"That..." 404 didn't know where he offended it, and said cautiously, "Are you free tomorrow? I... I'll come and play with you."
"Play around, who do you think is as childish as you?" 100 said disdainfully, just when 404 was about to lose his head due to low self-esteem, 100 changed the subject, "I'm free all day tomorrow, you just come here Yes, I will send you the address."
404 looked confused, thinking it was a waste of time.
After thinking about it, it became happy again. A single-celled creature is easy to coax, "Okay, 100, you must wait for me at home!"
"...Well." 100 hung up the phone, thinking that it was my home, what is home... But seeing how stupid this guy looks, he didn't care about it.
That night, 404 sorted out the data in its own system space, trying to be nice, warm and high-end. After all, as a stylish system, how can it be as 'sloppy' as 404?
Early in the morning, 100 took a system magazine, sat on a luxurious sofa, and started...waiting for 404.
As soon as 404 appears, you can see your elegant and handsome posture~
One hour, two hours...
404 has never appeared, 100 is not happy, this guy promised to come over today, why hasn't he arrived yet, no sincerity at all, hum!When it comes, it will... it will crush it and beat it up.
It wasn't until the afternoon that 404 arrived late with a sweet strawberry-flavored cake.
The excited data in 100's heart changed color, but he maintained this flattering look on his face, "You're here."
"Yeah." 404 smiled and shook the cake in his hand, and cheered, "100 Let's have afternoon tea together~ Do you have milk tea at home? I brought a small cake."
Milk...milk tea?
100 turned pale with fright, it...it had never drank this stuff before, so it didn't know!After two seconds of silence, this guy said calmly, "Yes, wait a minute." The internal system placed an order online, asking for the best milk tea, plus ten times the points, and it was delivered immediately.
100 thumbs up for my wit.
"Sit down, why are you here so late." Before the milk tea arrived, 100 began to question 404, like a husband questioning his cheating wife.
404 trembled in fright from its cold voice, "Come... come and have afternoon tea~" He said very innocently and well-founded.
100 was silent for a few seconds, then continued to ask, "Why didn't you come to me during this time?"
"I found a part-time job, and I want to save money to buy small cakes!" 404 shook his hand and attracted the man's attention, smiling shyly, "I promised you last time that I would bring sweet cakes to 100 home~"
100, "...is for this."
404, "Just for this."
One question and one answer, very harmonious.
100 suddenly felt that he was an idiot for thinking too much before, "What kind of job did you find?"
"Moving bricks." 404 replied pitifully, "It's so difficult! The bricks are so heavy, and some of them rubbed against my body with twists and turns." As he spoke, it turned into tears again Wang Wang look.
Moving bricks is a very simple job, which is to throw away the bugs and garbage that have been cleaned up by the main system.
100 looked at 404 up and down, looked at the more and more messy code of the other party, and frowned unconsciously, "You can't do this, the code must be sorted out, otherwise one day, it will not work."
404 was so frightened that he shivered, "...how... how to clean it up!!!"
"You...don't know?" 100 said.
404 looked at it eagerly and shook his head.
100 credits, how did this guy survive until now and successfully become one of the systems of the life winner representative group.
"Come on, come here and lie down, I'll comb for you." As soon as 100 finished speaking, he regretted it.
The code is an integral part of the system, sorting out the code... In the human world, it is equivalent to 'love|caress', which is a very private thing. 100 As a noble and cold-eyed system, how could it do such a shameless thing?Or trick a 'retarded' system.
"Oh!" 404 lay obediently on the soft bed.
100: ...
Mama~ I’m a little pervert today, I did something worthless qaq
The azure system stretched out a hand, stroking and stroking the small colorful clouds.
404 felt itchy from being touched, "No... didn't you mean to sort out the code? Why... why is this!" The small system is shy and timid, as if they are doing something invisible.
The 100 touch is indescribable, and he said solemnly, "This is to sort out the code."
404 shrank back uncomfortably, wanting to tell it not to use it, but looking at the 'serious and upright' face of his little friend, he couldn't help secretly spurning himself for being too filthy.
The surrounding atmosphere suddenly became viscous, pink bubbles filled the room, and the two looked at each other distractedly. At this critical moment...the door was knocked loudly, "Send off!" Courier, courier, courier..."
404 woke up suddenly, his cheeks were flushed, and his body shrank into a small ball on the bed.
100 felt that he must be an idiot for ordering the delivery 10 minutes ago!
Open the door, put fresh milk tea on the table, 100 laughing people and animals are harmless, "Come here! Let's have afternoon tea together."
404: ...It really is that it wants to be crooked, how can it be so hot and dirty! ! !
The milk tea was delicious, and so were the small cakes, but 404 felt weak all over. He felt as if he was being watched by some large animal, his scalp was numb, and his data was sluggish.
So as soon as the afternoon tea was over, it couldn't wait to leave.
the next day. 100 said to its host: "I'm just an idiot."
The host looked blank, "What?"
"I, a big idiot, fell in love with that little idiot." When 100 said this, a sense of sadness spread in his heart. As a tall, rich and handsome man in the system, he would fall in love with such a little idiot.
The host suddenly laughed, "You...you work hard."
"So I can't be by your side often these days, I'm going to chase after my wife." 100 said righteous words.
The host said very considerately: "You go! Anyway, under normal circumstances, there is nothing wrong with me." For example, exchanging points for items can be operated directly without going through the system.
404 waited for his words, and in the next second, rushed into 404's side like a small cannonball.
404, who was with the annoying host, looked confused, "Why are you here?"
"Anyway, I have nothing to do recently, so I came here." 100 replied calmly. It would be better if the pink data can be changed.
The dull 404 nodded blankly.
The conversation between the two was carried out in the head of the 404 host, and the young man also listened to the whole process. He muttered, "What? So the system is not the only one! It's really useless."
404, who was used to the boy's harsh speech, ignored it all the way, but 100 was so angry that he was about to explode.
404 quickly pulled it into the system space, and told it not to make trouble. If the host complained, they would deduct points.
100 means that it has a lot of points, don't be afraid!
404 is still not allowed, it said: "Anyway, I have given up on this task, let him make trouble by himself, wait for him to die, my task is over, it will be fine, in the future, you can't just choose the host by face! I am the representative , with the face of an angel, but a very bad personality."
100 is pleased by its 'wait until he dies'.
"I'm here today to help you sort out the code." 100 had already found an excuse.
"Huh?" 404 exclaimed, "This...isn't that good!"
"Do you want to scrap it?" 100 threatened.
404 was sobbing with tears in his eyes, "No... I don't want to, I don't want to scrap it, I don't want to remake it, blah blah qaq."
100, which made people cry, rubbed its nose in embarrassment, but would not give up this good opportunity. It said with a straight face, "Then you don't go to bed yet." The words were ambiguous.
404's IQ is only three years old now, and 100 is what it says.
Taking the opportunity of sorting out the code, 100 ate another large pot of tofu for 404, and touched it up and down to feel refreshed.
404 lay on the bed, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out.
The days went on like this. Every other week, 404 would be dragged by 100 to sort out the code. Its host is getting more and more deadly. Even with the golden finger system in hand, the days are getting worse and worse. , played a good hand of cards to pieces.
404 and 100 said that its mission will end soon, it failed this mission, and its points must be pitifully low, so it has to find another host as soon as possible.
100's host task has been completed, and it is now accompanying 404 the whole time, occasionally going back to read some books on the system.It asks 404 what kind of host do you want to find next?
404 said I don’t know, let’s see whoever is pleasing to the eye when the time comes!
100 has been dormant beside 404 for many years, and it has long been unable to bear it anymore. It confessed euphemistically: "The next host, how about we choose a planet."
404 was also reluctant to part with this good friend, so he nodded quickly and said yes, yes!
100 continued, you see we two get along so well, why not be together!
"What did you say...?" 404 felt his ears ringing.
100 plucked up the courage, and the pink data moved, "I said, let's be together! Become a couple system, and we will always be together in the future."
404 hesitated: "But... I have always regarded you as a friend!" But you want to fuck me! ! !
100 sneered, and said, "Do you have any friends who eat with you every day, gossip, and sort out data for you?"
404 shivered.
The top 100 kissed, "I don't care, since you dare to let me sort out the data all the time, you should be conscious. Who told you that you talk too much and love to be cute, it is your fault for being dated." The IQ dropped to a negative number 100 pulls out the victim guilt theory.
God knows that a few days ago, it and 404 complained about the human beings who said this.
100's kissing skills are mediocre, but 404 is an old driver in theory, but a virgin in reality. He was so excited that he sank into it unconsciously.
By the time it reacted, the two had already rolled around and around.
100 is also a little at a loss, it is ready to fight a protracted war, and in the end... it's done, it's done! ! !
After waking up, 404 can't wait to go back to yesterday and beat up that **** self, ahhh! ! !It's over, it's over, it's going to die. 404 slid into the host's mind and refused to reappear.
100 is in a good mood, regardless of its shy little movements, good morning and good night are essential every day.
404: ...I feel like I'm about to be attacked.No, no, it throws away the data, 100 still...doesn't do anything?How could he be attacked like this?Absolutely... no.
Maintaining his reserved little pride, the host of 404 will make a big deal.
Blowing himself up, 404, as a system, should return directly to the main system at this time, but...the main system...it blew up again, and the surrounding space was distorted by the too strong explosion, 404 couldn't stop, Just... fell in.
When it wakes up again, its new host is about to be taken away by a dog! ! !
404 deliberately cheated on the other party to let him escape this pursuit.
Since its last host was a pharmacist, all the golden fingers in the early stage were related to alchemy, and it turned out to be disgusted by the host...disliked.
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404 firmly remembered what 100 said - "Who told you that you talk too much and love to be cute, it's your fault if you get fucked." 'Resolutely be a cold and good boy, use electronic sounds, don't act cute, don't chatter, don't cry.
The host was really shocked by it.
404's heart fluttered, look, it can also be very stylish~ hehehe! ! !
It's just...it's just that life is so boring!No network, no system space, no 100, this... life is completely unbearable (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
404 watching its beautiful little host entangled with two men, it feels like a spectator watching a free love movie.
Whoa!This human is very handsome~ the other one is also very beautiful!Both are beautiful men!How should the host choose?It seems a little immoral to accept all of them. If you choose one of the two...the one with black hair has an advantage!After all, the skin is relatively thick, awesome~
And then... 404 without doing anything, just like that, was blown out again.
404 returned to the system with a dazed expression, not knowing what to say.
100, who has been promoted to become the main system, smiled very gently and kindly, saying, "In order to avoid me, I gave up a lot of thought!"
The shivering 404 said, "You might not believe it...it's the main system that smoked it, really!" For those who came down, the blow... was indeed quite big.
100 let out an 'oh' and said: "Because you have been away for many years, the life winner group system is already full, and there is no place for you."
404 said weakly, "That perfect love..."
Before he finished speaking, 100 interrupted, "There is no place."
"The Road to the God of Cooking..."
"No."
………………
404 reported several classification systems in a row, all got 100 indifferent no.
After finally coming back, it turned out that the suitor from back then had turned black and became his boss. Now that tmd doesn’t even have a job, could it be possible to “move bricks” for real? 404 couldn’t help but shed tears of despair, “… Beep beep."
100 froze, turned his head away, waited for 404 to cry enough, and then said slowly, "Although I still lack a secretary by my side..."
"I'll do it." 404 hurriedly raised his hand to answer.
100 nodded slightly satisfied, "Then you can move into my house today."
404's horrified face, "Why did I move to your house as a secretary?"
100 fired an indifferent gaze, "Do you have an opinion?"
"No...no." 404 withered instantly.Compared with the previous two years, the system space of 100 is four or five times larger, and the decoration is cold and unpopular. As soon as 404 entered, he unconsciously shook the data. He looked left and right, "Which room do I live in?"
"What do you think?" 100 asked meaningfully.
404 looked at it in disbelief, wouldn't it be...does he want to sleep in a room?In this case, its boyfriend is back!Yeah yeah yeah! !good good good good! ! !
"Of course it's my next door."
404 cried and said 'OK'.Sure enough, it's been gone for too long, 100 already has a new love, doesn't love it anymore, and won't ask to do missions with it anymore!Why was it so unlucky back then, it just disappeared.
Fool, don't the main system and its little secretary still 'work' together?
100 was afraid that this little fool would be pushed hard, and finally let it run away again. As a last resort, I used this trick.In short, regardless of whether it was forced to disappear or disappeared voluntarily, now that it is back, don't even think about leaving.
There are not many things that the main system needs to deal with, otherwise the former main system would not be twitching at every turn, and everyone doesn't care.
The secretary of 404 is even more idle. What he needs to do every day is to make coffee for 100 and read the system newspaper.
After careful observation by 404, it found that... 100 has no new love around him! ! !Capitalized bold, no new love!Will it still like itself?Do you want to be with yourself again?But... what if it thinks wrong?This is a shame to the system.
After thinking about and thinking about 404, one night, he had the audacity to drink a large bottle of wine, causing his internal codes to become garbled, then ran to the bedroom of 100 and knocked on the door, "Open the door! I am delivering a courier, I It's a courier..."
100 opened the door and looked at the drunken system outside, "...what kind of courier are you delivering?"
"I...I will give me...myself." 404 smiled foolishly, "I will give...myself to you. So 100, don't be angry anymore, I...I am innocent too! You don't even know , I fell into a place where I can’t connect to the main system at all, and there’s no one to chat with me, so... so sad!”
100 sighed helplessly.
It's just that the brain is stupid, the data cache is slow, and the IQ is seriously insufficient. I heard that it was because there was a problem with the Jinjiang system when he was created, and the code was wrong, which led to this result.
However, one of Jinjiang's major characteristics is to smoke and smoke. Everyone is very used to it and remains calm about it.
The first host received by 404 was a cute little girl, soft and tender, with a milky voice, making people want to... sleepy! ! !The system with a flaw in its head is directly fascinated by Yizhihua's beautiful young lady, wishing to dedicate all its data to her.
The little girl has a high IQ and is smart.
404's task at the time was to make the host a winner in life, and career, love, family and friendship were indispensable.
But... But as the host, she doesn't play cards according to common sense!Family, friends, □□ careers, but the matter of love has not been settled for a long time, and I don't know where 404 hit the point of the little girl, and the girl has been teasing 404 with words.
All in all, is it an old driver who is very skilled in driving?
The simple little data was trembling after being teased, and could only blushed at the data, while saying in a soft and not domineering voice: "Don't do this, I'm going to be angry."
At this time, the little girl will send out a particularly wretched smile of "hey hey hey" and say "what's the matter?"Little 44, you are so cute, my sister loves you!Let me push you, how about you can't get out of bed, you can only lie on the bed and enjoy my love every day?
404 hugged its small body tightly, and went online to find a companion crying.
All the systems were very sympathetic to this poor 'retarded' companion, and they made moves one after another. In the end, an old senior said in a vicissitudes of life: "If she molested you, you molested her back. If she has no fun in bullying the weak, she will be quiet."
404 listened ignorantly, saying that he would work hard.
The girl's words and deeds are as bold and unrestrained as ever, but 404 has learned to refute, and the two hurt each other, it's not unreasonable.
In the interstellar era, people's lifespans are very long. About 100 years later, the little girl finally found her true love, a younger brother with a thin waist, long legs, a big butt, who just became an adult, with a fair face, shy words, and 404 who just "worked" There are seconds with the same purpose.
404 didn't notice anything, just cheered and said congratulations, and be happy in the future! .
The girl looked a little lonely at this time, but she was more relieved. She said thank you, and you should be well too!
The girl asked 404 when she was going to leave, and 404 said that after she got married, it was going to face the next host, and she wondered what kind of person the next host would be?How is your personality?
The girl listened, squatted on the ground and cried loudly, saying 404 I can't bear you, don't go, okay?
404 also cried, and the data inside the system was in a mess, "I don't want to be separated from you, but this is my job. If I disobey the main system, I will be formatted." It has a lot of memories that I don't want to lose.
The girl cried and cried, and fell asleep on the ground.
It was the younger brother who carried her to the bedroom. 404 looked at the immature face of the younger brother, and then at the firm muscles, and sighed silently.
On the day my sister got married, it was time for 404 to leave.
The girl said solemnly: "Sisi, I will remember you for the rest of my life. We will always be good friends."
404 cried like a fool at that time, saying that you are my first host, and I will always remember you.
The girl laughed when she heard that. A secret love that ended without a cause was always hidden in her heart. They were friends 100 years ago, and they are still friends 100 years later.The girl thinks this is also good, there are too many variables in love, and friendship is more stable.
The first host of 404 bid farewell to it.
Afterwards, it received many hosts, men and women, young and old, all kinds of people, 404 Zhuo gradually became an old driver, and all kinds of dirty jokes came out of his mouth.
In the last mission in the interstellar universe, he received a beautiful boy who was particularly selfish and evil-hearted. 404 didn't like him, so he didn't even talk a lot, and he was bored every day. Later, he found out that the host's cousin There is also a system.
The two systems were connected in this way, and they started chatting every day.
That system is relatively cold and doesn't talk much. Most of the time, 404 is talking.
"100, do you know? My host wants to change the halo of the heartthrob protagonist. Do you think he is sick? I am a life winner system, not a system that teaches you how to fall in love. Why do you think it is so difficult for us to be a system? .”
404 This paragraph is heartbreaking.
100 The indifferent face was silent throughout.
It doesn't matter, 404 said, it can play with itself, "Hahahaha!! So I told the stupid host that the points required for this halo are high, at least [-], and he changed it like this, and all the points are gone Ha ha ha ha!!"
100 couldn't help but interjected, "Then what about your mission?"
404 is stupid.
100 continued: "Without points, the task is difficult to complete, so you have to stay by his side."
404 suddenly cried like a child, "Wow!!! Help!! I don't want to stay here, I want to go home, I'm still young, I can't bear this."
100: ...mdzz
Hit too hard, 404 these days is always in who am I?where am iWhat am I doing?With a dazed face, he didn't even say a word, like a cabbage beaten by Shuang, dying.
404, which had been infiltrated by 100's magic sound for a long time, felt uncomfortable again. It was the first time that it took the initiative to talk to 404, "Are you there?"
"Huh? Is there something wrong?" a miserable voice.
100 tried to comfort it, "Isn't it just some points? It will always come, just treat it as a trial..."
There was no echo there.
100 can only come up with the final trump card, "How many points are you missing, I will give it to you."
This... this is a local tyrant! 404 This little bumpkin was deeply impressed by 100's style, and immediately cried bitterly: "I knew 100 that you are a good system, so touching, a good friend who touched the universe, and your voice is also beautiful, you are sent from heaven Angel. Don't worry, I won't be hit by these things. As a good system, I will go forward and work hard to complete the task."
100: ...
His sympathy should be fed to the dogs, mdzz.
Having said that, 100 cannot deny that deep in its heart, it suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. It was quite uncomfortable to listen to this guy 404's virus check every day, and it disappeared all of a sudden.
It seems that... just like that, it became a shaking m.
Please allow me to be sad.
Time passed by like this, 404 felt that it might not be able to complete this task, the host was scumbag, trying to find ways to hook up with boyfriends and girlfriends every day, eat soft food, and have no job.
Depressed, 404 ran to 100 and complained, "My [-]% completion rate is about to disappear, so sad."
100 comforted it, "It's okay, there are not many with a [-]% success rate anyway."
"What about you?" 404 asked curiously.
100 looked at his all-s-level completion rate and fell silent.
404 pursed his mouth, and burst into tears, "I don't care if I'm less! I was originally inferior to you in IQ, but when I was born, I met Jinjiang Twitch, and I lived with a dedicated heart, but now I don't have anything No more, wow wow!!!"
The data of 100 was restless, and I felt a little inexplicably wanting to laugh.Thinking about why 404 is different from the systems he has seen before, he is just... a mentally handicapped little fool~
Cute little fool.
After crying, 404 quickly regained his energy, chattering about the gossip he had heard recently, such as a man who seemed abstinent and upright, but was actually full of sex, and would have sex with his husband every day, There is also a good partner whose host is a scumbag, who is obviously gay and still flirts with girls. In a fit of anger, the little partner harassed the host every night in his sleep, making him vent enough, and finally almost couldn't get up anymore.
100 listened to the gossip of these parents, and especially wanted to dig through 404's data to see how it flows, such gossip.
While talking, 404 mentioned a new instant noodle-flavored cake developed by the latest Jinjiang system, which is said to be delicious.
As 404 spoke, the sound of slobbering reached 100's ears, looking like he was about to give birth.
100 sounds funny, if you want to eat, go buy it!
The system also has system rights. Every time a host is received, they will get a lot of points for them to eat, drink and have fun in the system.
404 withered immediately, crying and saying that its points had been lost.
100 showed shock for the first time and asked what happened?The points of the system are all bound in the data, unless it is hacked and the system is damaged, otherwise this kind of thing will not happen.
404 The tears that were finally stopped, tended to flow down again.
It said: "I...my database is damaged~ Last time I just went out to hang around, and lost the points after I came back, wow wow wow!!! It's missing from my data!!"
100 sighed, thinking that it is not easy for you to live to this day.
The sad matter was brought up by 100, and 404 cried and hid in his database for several days, pitying himself for a few days, and finally was attracted by the familiar smell of instant noodles. All the codes are neatly arranged, well-behaved, and meticulous.
In human terms - this... this is the so-called handsome guy! !
404 looked at it enviously, with little stars twinkling in its eyes, it would be great if its code was so beautiful.
100 was very satisfied with the stupid system's gaze, and stopped teasing it, and directly handed the small cake to 404, "Here, the instant noodle flavor you want."
Hearing the familiar voice, 404 reacted, "You... are you 100?"
"Ah."
"Wow! 100, your data is great, let me touch it." 100, who thought he was already familiar with 404, threw the entire data into 100's 'body' without hesitation, and the two groups of codes squeezed together. The data suddenly became agitated and turned into a faint pink.
404 looked puzzled, "This... can change color? Why didn't I know?"
The 404 code is very messy, red, yellow, purple, colorful, and girls like the kaomoji. From a distance, it looks like a cloud.
It was a little glaring at the beginning, but after watching it for a long time, 100 thinks it's... pretty good-looking.
The data there must be broken, and it needs to be overhauled when it goes back——it thought.
"Eat your cake." 100 stuffed the small cake in 404's palm.
404 With a 'wow', I was moved to tears, "100 You are so kind, I love you so much, so (づ ̄3 ̄)づ." There will be a cute facial expression later.
The data of 100 has become very popular, why is this system... why is it so shameless?Is it the same for every system, too much, scum system.Thinking of this, it looked critically at 404.
404 had already stuffed the entire small cake into his mouth at this time, and after eating it, the color of the system suddenly changed to a dull off-white.
100's heart immediately raised, this little fool couldn't be wrong with the data there?That’s right, the code is stupid at first, and you’re still yelling to eat junk food all day long, so it’s definitely not going to work~ "How are you? Do you want to go back to the main system to recuperate?"
404 looked confused, "What is self-cultivation?"
100 looked at the color of the data with dull eyes.
404 fiddled with the data, then rubbed against 100, and said aggrievedly, "The cake is not tasty, it...it really tastes like instant noodles, and it's not sweet at all."
100: ... 1 minute ago, its sympathy must have been wrong, why not feed it to the dog! ! !
"Just... because of this?"
404 blinked, and asked back with his eyes - "Otherwise?"
100 suddenly felt very tired, it waved its hand and said I was leaving.
404 was very happy. It also waved its hands and shouted happily, "100, next time I go to visit you, I will bring you a sweet little cake."
I don't like this kind of stuff. 100 did not say this sentence, it shook the data, and quickly slipped away.
Back in his own system space, 100 looked at this world which was completely different from the place where 404 lived. Data dolls, soft big beds, beautiful flowers...
100 muttered, "It's all a system, why live so easy."
That being said, 100 quickly threw away some things and bought some soft and cute pillow dolls again, with a beautiful bouquet of white roses on the table?
The mouth thinks the body is honest, and it is probably a system like 100.
But...but this 404 guy never comes over! ! !Talking is nothing, what a good system, bad review! ! !
The host of 100 is an extremely self-controlled and gentlemanly man. The two of them get along well. These days, 100 talks less and less.
The host asked curiously, what happened to you recently?What's the problem?
100 blinked and said no!It's very, very good!It couldn't be better.
Host: ... soaring resentment!
"You won't... Are you broken in love?" The host asked uncertainly.
100 is like a cat whose tail has been trampled on, and immediately exploded, yelling, "Who is broken in love, it's just a stupid system, who would like it? The brain is not flexible, the speech logic is confused, and gossip every day, you say, That idiot will love this idiot."
Host: ... Forget it, as long as you are happy.
100 continued chattering on, "And this guy is just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"
The host said meaningfully: "Yes, that idiot will like this idiot!"
The 100 data was messed up, and it continued to explode, "Who is allowed to call it an idiot, do you think you are smart?"
Host:……
"My fault, my fault, I will bear it myself." The host covered his face with one hand, "... I hope you can promise yourself well in the future, and you will never be with one of them. Let's have a happy time together." single nobleman."
The data of 100 is even more chaotic, "..."
Just as it was looking forward to, 404 finally... contacted it.
100 unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he was so worried about this guy, but it ran away and disappeared. He was so angry that the system died, and his tone was a little rushed, "What? What's the matter?"
"That..." 404 didn't know where he offended it, and said cautiously, "Are you free tomorrow? I... I'll come and play with you."
"Play around, who do you think is as childish as you?" 100 said disdainfully, just when 404 was about to lose his head due to low self-esteem, 100 changed the subject, "I'm free all day tomorrow, you just come here Yes, I will send you the address."
404 looked confused, thinking it was a waste of time.
After thinking about it, it became happy again. A single-celled creature is easy to coax, "Okay, 100, you must wait for me at home!"
"...Well." 100 hung up the phone, thinking that it was my home, what is home... But seeing how stupid this guy looks, he didn't care about it.
That night, 404 sorted out the data in its own system space, trying to be nice, warm and high-end. After all, as a stylish system, how can it be as 'sloppy' as 404?
Early in the morning, 100 took a system magazine, sat on a luxurious sofa, and started...waiting for 404.
As soon as 404 appears, you can see your elegant and handsome posture~
One hour, two hours...
404 has never appeared, 100 is not happy, this guy promised to come over today, why hasn't he arrived yet, no sincerity at all, hum!When it comes, it will... it will crush it and beat it up.
It wasn't until the afternoon that 404 arrived late with a sweet strawberry-flavored cake.
The excited data in 100's heart changed color, but he maintained this flattering look on his face, "You're here."
"Yeah." 404 smiled and shook the cake in his hand, and cheered, "100 Let's have afternoon tea together~ Do you have milk tea at home? I brought a small cake."
Milk...milk tea?
100 turned pale with fright, it...it had never drank this stuff before, so it didn't know!After two seconds of silence, this guy said calmly, "Yes, wait a minute." The internal system placed an order online, asking for the best milk tea, plus ten times the points, and it was delivered immediately.
100 thumbs up for my wit.
"Sit down, why are you here so late." Before the milk tea arrived, 100 began to question 404, like a husband questioning his cheating wife.
404 trembled in fright from its cold voice, "Come... come and have afternoon tea~" He said very innocently and well-founded.
100 was silent for a few seconds, then continued to ask, "Why didn't you come to me during this time?"
"I found a part-time job, and I want to save money to buy small cakes!" 404 shook his hand and attracted the man's attention, smiling shyly, "I promised you last time that I would bring sweet cakes to 100 home~"
100, "...is for this."
404, "Just for this."
One question and one answer, very harmonious.
100 suddenly felt that he was an idiot for thinking too much before, "What kind of job did you find?"
"Moving bricks." 404 replied pitifully, "It's so difficult! The bricks are so heavy, and some of them rubbed against my body with twists and turns." As he spoke, it turned into tears again Wang Wang look.
Moving bricks is a very simple job, which is to throw away the bugs and garbage that have been cleaned up by the main system.
100 looked at 404 up and down, looked at the more and more messy code of the other party, and frowned unconsciously, "You can't do this, the code must be sorted out, otherwise one day, it will not work."
404 was so frightened that he shivered, "...how... how to clean it up!!!"
"You...don't know?" 100 said.
404 looked at it eagerly and shook his head.
100 credits, how did this guy survive until now and successfully become one of the systems of the life winner representative group.
"Come on, come here and lie down, I'll comb for you." As soon as 100 finished speaking, he regretted it.
The code is an integral part of the system, sorting out the code... In the human world, it is equivalent to 'love|caress', which is a very private thing. 100 As a noble and cold-eyed system, how could it do such a shameless thing?Or trick a 'retarded' system.
"Oh!" 404 lay obediently on the soft bed.
100: ...
Mama~ I’m a little pervert today, I did something worthless qaq
The azure system stretched out a hand, stroking and stroking the small colorful clouds.
404 felt itchy from being touched, "No... didn't you mean to sort out the code? Why... why is this!" The small system is shy and timid, as if they are doing something invisible.
The 100 touch is indescribable, and he said solemnly, "This is to sort out the code."
404 shrank back uncomfortably, wanting to tell it not to use it, but looking at the 'serious and upright' face of his little friend, he couldn't help secretly spurning himself for being too filthy.
The surrounding atmosphere suddenly became viscous, pink bubbles filled the room, and the two looked at each other distractedly. At this critical moment...the door was knocked loudly, "Send off!" Courier, courier, courier..."
404 woke up suddenly, his cheeks were flushed, and his body shrank into a small ball on the bed.
100 felt that he must be an idiot for ordering the delivery 10 minutes ago!
Open the door, put fresh milk tea on the table, 100 laughing people and animals are harmless, "Come here! Let's have afternoon tea together."
404: ...It really is that it wants to be crooked, how can it be so hot and dirty! ! !
The milk tea was delicious, and so were the small cakes, but 404 felt weak all over. He felt as if he was being watched by some large animal, his scalp was numb, and his data was sluggish.
So as soon as the afternoon tea was over, it couldn't wait to leave.
the next day. 100 said to its host: "I'm just an idiot."
The host looked blank, "What?"
"I, a big idiot, fell in love with that little idiot." When 100 said this, a sense of sadness spread in his heart. As a tall, rich and handsome man in the system, he would fall in love with such a little idiot.
The host suddenly laughed, "You...you work hard."
"So I can't be by your side often these days, I'm going to chase after my wife." 100 said righteous words.
The host said very considerately: "You go! Anyway, under normal circumstances, there is nothing wrong with me." For example, exchanging points for items can be operated directly without going through the system.
404 waited for his words, and in the next second, rushed into 404's side like a small cannonball.
404, who was with the annoying host, looked confused, "Why are you here?"
"Anyway, I have nothing to do recently, so I came here." 100 replied calmly. It would be better if the pink data can be changed.
The dull 404 nodded blankly.
The conversation between the two was carried out in the head of the 404 host, and the young man also listened to the whole process. He muttered, "What? So the system is not the only one! It's really useless."
404, who was used to the boy's harsh speech, ignored it all the way, but 100 was so angry that he was about to explode.
404 quickly pulled it into the system space, and told it not to make trouble. If the host complained, they would deduct points.
100 means that it has a lot of points, don't be afraid!
404 is still not allowed, it said: "Anyway, I have given up on this task, let him make trouble by himself, wait for him to die, my task is over, it will be fine, in the future, you can't just choose the host by face! I am the representative , with the face of an angel, but a very bad personality."
100 is pleased by its 'wait until he dies'.
"I'm here today to help you sort out the code." 100 had already found an excuse.
"Huh?" 404 exclaimed, "This...isn't that good!"
"Do you want to scrap it?" 100 threatened.
404 was sobbing with tears in his eyes, "No... I don't want to, I don't want to scrap it, I don't want to remake it, blah blah qaq."
100, which made people cry, rubbed its nose in embarrassment, but would not give up this good opportunity. It said with a straight face, "Then you don't go to bed yet." The words were ambiguous.
404's IQ is only three years old now, and 100 is what it says.
Taking the opportunity of sorting out the code, 100 ate another large pot of tofu for 404, and touched it up and down to feel refreshed.
404 lay on the bed, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out.
The days went on like this. Every other week, 404 would be dragged by 100 to sort out the code. Its host is getting more and more deadly. Even with the golden finger system in hand, the days are getting worse and worse. , played a good hand of cards to pieces.
404 and 100 said that its mission will end soon, it failed this mission, and its points must be pitifully low, so it has to find another host as soon as possible.
100's host task has been completed, and it is now accompanying 404 the whole time, occasionally going back to read some books on the system.It asks 404 what kind of host do you want to find next?
404 said I don’t know, let’s see whoever is pleasing to the eye when the time comes!
100 has been dormant beside 404 for many years, and it has long been unable to bear it anymore. It confessed euphemistically: "The next host, how about we choose a planet."
404 was also reluctant to part with this good friend, so he nodded quickly and said yes, yes!
100 continued, you see we two get along so well, why not be together!
"What did you say...?" 404 felt his ears ringing.
100 plucked up the courage, and the pink data moved, "I said, let's be together! Become a couple system, and we will always be together in the future."
404 hesitated: "But... I have always regarded you as a friend!" But you want to fuck me! ! !
100 sneered, and said, "Do you have any friends who eat with you every day, gossip, and sort out data for you?"
404 shivered.
The top 100 kissed, "I don't care, since you dare to let me sort out the data all the time, you should be conscious. Who told you that you talk too much and love to be cute, it is your fault for being dated." The IQ dropped to a negative number 100 pulls out the victim guilt theory.
God knows that a few days ago, it and 404 complained about the human beings who said this.
100's kissing skills are mediocre, but 404 is an old driver in theory, but a virgin in reality. He was so excited that he sank into it unconsciously.
By the time it reacted, the two had already rolled around and around.
100 is also a little at a loss, it is ready to fight a protracted war, and in the end... it's done, it's done! ! !
After waking up, 404 can't wait to go back to yesterday and beat up that **** self, ahhh! ! !It's over, it's over, it's going to die. 404 slid into the host's mind and refused to reappear.
100 is in a good mood, regardless of its shy little movements, good morning and good night are essential every day.
404: ...I feel like I'm about to be attacked.No, no, it throws away the data, 100 still...doesn't do anything?How could he be attacked like this?Absolutely... no.
Maintaining his reserved little pride, the host of 404 will make a big deal.
Blowing himself up, 404, as a system, should return directly to the main system at this time, but...the main system...it blew up again, and the surrounding space was distorted by the too strong explosion, 404 couldn't stop, Just... fell in.
When it wakes up again, its new host is about to be taken away by a dog! ! !
404 deliberately cheated on the other party to let him escape this pursuit.
Since its last host was a pharmacist, all the golden fingers in the early stage were related to alchemy, and it turned out to be disgusted by the host...disliked.
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404 firmly remembered what 100 said - "Who told you that you talk too much and love to be cute, it's your fault if you get fucked." 'Resolutely be a cold and good boy, use electronic sounds, don't act cute, don't chatter, don't cry.
The host was really shocked by it.
404's heart fluttered, look, it can also be very stylish~ hehehe! ! !
It's just...it's just that life is so boring!No network, no system space, no 100, this... life is completely unbearable (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
404 watching its beautiful little host entangled with two men, it feels like a spectator watching a free love movie.
Whoa!This human is very handsome~ the other one is also very beautiful!Both are beautiful men!How should the host choose?It seems a little immoral to accept all of them. If you choose one of the two...the one with black hair has an advantage!After all, the skin is relatively thick, awesome~
And then... 404 without doing anything, just like that, was blown out again.
404 returned to the system with a dazed expression, not knowing what to say.
100, who has been promoted to become the main system, smiled very gently and kindly, saying, "In order to avoid me, I gave up a lot of thought!"
The shivering 404 said, "You might not believe it...it's the main system that smoked it, really!" For those who came down, the blow... was indeed quite big.
100 let out an 'oh' and said: "Because you have been away for many years, the life winner group system is already full, and there is no place for you."
404 said weakly, "That perfect love..."
Before he finished speaking, 100 interrupted, "There is no place."
"The Road to the God of Cooking..."
"No."
………………
404 reported several classification systems in a row, all got 100 indifferent no.
After finally coming back, it turned out that the suitor from back then had turned black and became his boss. Now that tmd doesn’t even have a job, could it be possible to “move bricks” for real? 404 couldn’t help but shed tears of despair, “… Beep beep."
100 froze, turned his head away, waited for 404 to cry enough, and then said slowly, "Although I still lack a secretary by my side..."
"I'll do it." 404 hurriedly raised his hand to answer.
100 nodded slightly satisfied, "Then you can move into my house today."
404's horrified face, "Why did I move to your house as a secretary?"
100 fired an indifferent gaze, "Do you have an opinion?"
"No...no." 404 withered instantly.Compared with the previous two years, the system space of 100 is four or five times larger, and the decoration is cold and unpopular. As soon as 404 entered, he unconsciously shook the data. He looked left and right, "Which room do I live in?"
"What do you think?" 100 asked meaningfully.
404 looked at it in disbelief, wouldn't it be...does he want to sleep in a room?In this case, its boyfriend is back!Yeah yeah yeah! !good good good good! ! !
"Of course it's my next door."
404 cried and said 'OK'.Sure enough, it's been gone for too long, 100 already has a new love, doesn't love it anymore, and won't ask to do missions with it anymore!Why was it so unlucky back then, it just disappeared.
Fool, don't the main system and its little secretary still 'work' together?
100 was afraid that this little fool would be pushed hard, and finally let it run away again. As a last resort, I used this trick.In short, regardless of whether it was forced to disappear or disappeared voluntarily, now that it is back, don't even think about leaving.
There are not many things that the main system needs to deal with, otherwise the former main system would not be twitching at every turn, and everyone doesn't care.
The secretary of 404 is even more idle. What he needs to do every day is to make coffee for 100 and read the system newspaper.
After careful observation by 404, it found that... 100 has no new love around him! ! !Capitalized bold, no new love!Will it still like itself?Do you want to be with yourself again?But... what if it thinks wrong?This is a shame to the system.
After thinking about and thinking about 404, one night, he had the audacity to drink a large bottle of wine, causing his internal codes to become garbled, then ran to the bedroom of 100 and knocked on the door, "Open the door! I am delivering a courier, I It's a courier..."
100 opened the door and looked at the drunken system outside, "...what kind of courier are you delivering?"
"I...I will give me...myself." 404 smiled foolishly, "I will give...myself to you. So 100, don't be angry anymore, I...I am innocent too! You don't even know , I fell into a place where I can’t connect to the main system at all, and there’s no one to chat with me, so... so sad!”
100 sighed helplessly.
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