Little lady give grandpa a smile

"Tick tock tick..." Cheng Xuan turned over, turned off the alarm clock with lightning speed, then sat up slowly, and checked Weibo for a while in a daze, and found that it was only seven o'clock, and everyone was confused. sleep well!

He curled his lips, if it wasn't for today's class, he wouldn't want to get up so early

ah ah ah ah...

ah ah ah...

Ahhh...

what

Forget it, let's go buy breakfast.

He climbed out of bed, brushed his teeth and washed his face, put on his shoes and was about to go out when he heard Song Zhi call out weakly in the bed next door where he should be sleeping soundly, "Spoon, breakfast..."

Well, feelings went to a scum game last night, Cheng Xuan reluctantly said hello.

After that, the voices of several other people in the dormitory sounded one after another.

Got feelings, the whole dormitory except him went to scumbag games last night...

Cheng Xuan looked at his breakfast in big and small bags and couldn't help but sigh, who made him a good young man~

It was already eight o'clock when we got back to the dormitory, Cheng Zhen was eating breakfast and turned on the computer, almost spraying a mouthful of soy milk on the screen.

The result of not spraying soy milk made him blush. Song Zhi came to see this scene and couldn't help teasing, "Shaozi watched some restricted-rated pictures early in the morning, it made your face suffocate." He took a deep look at his... computer.

Cheng Xuan ignored him lazily, glared at him and immediately plugged in the earphones to the computer.

Takayama Yangzhi has greatly refurbished the song!

And it's still, has, drama, accent, yes!

Dramatic ah ah ah ah! ! !

Cheng Xuan felt that he needed a sip of soy milk to calm down, and then went downstairs and ran around the banyan tree ten laps...

fall!Can't calm down at all, okay?

That's right, Cheng Xuan is Gao Shanda's NC fan~【Cover your face to see this full of shyness~ this rippling little wave~

When he didn't know Gao Shanda, he was just a little transparent who liked to play in the ancient circle, but on a dark and stormy night, he accidentally heard Gao Shanda's opera, and he has been a fan since then!Aww! !Gao Shan, I am patient with you! [Hey, it seems that something extraordinary has been revealed

Although he is still a little transparent after knowing Dada, he still browses Gaoshan Dada’s Weibo every day rain or shine and clicks on the id of "Gaoshan Yangzhi" again and again, looking forward to Dada’s new song~

It's a pity that there are too few songs to turn over, and it can't satisfy him at all.

Song Zhi looked at his roommate Cheng Xuan, who looked at the computer with a rippling face and a touch of worry, "Tsk tsk tsk, female college students are not allowed to stay, are you right, Shaozi?"

Cheng Xuan was stunned for a moment, and realized that there was something in his words, he groaned a few times, "I bought breakfast for you, what nonsense, go and go, don't bother me~"

"Could it be that the mountain in your family is singing again?" Because Song Zhi is also a person with half a foot in Two-dimensional, so the two of them also have a little understanding of their respective hobbies.

"Hmm, what do you think?" Cheng Xuan was in a good mood now, lazily bickering with Song Zhi, and clicked on Gao Shanda's song with Erlang's legs crossed.

Along with the accompaniment comes a low-pitched male voice, the just right gentleness can't help but make people intoxicated.

When the middle part of the song was sung, the barrage was filled with various words of "high energy ahead".

"The orchid finger twists the world of mortals like water

Three-foot red platform, everything goes into song

Singing goodbye for a long time, the sadness is not enough, the very red place turns into ashes

May someone remember who's best age" Even with the mental preparation, Cheng Xuan and his little friends were still stunned when the opera sounded ∑(°△°|||)︴

#My friends and I are all crying for beauty#

#室友ask me why I kneel and listen to the song#

"The bright lights frowned your eyebrows

If you shed a tear, if you grow old, I can accompany you

Turning into ashes in the mist is perfect." After singing the last line, the ending sound raised slightly, and Cheng Xuan felt as if catkins were brushing over his heart, making his heart itch, but he didn't know how to stop this unknown itch.

"Is there a pendant missing from Gaoshan's thigh" in the barrage?

"Every time the male god sings seriously, he can be seductive"

"Gao Shan Da's ending sound is so good, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm a fan"

"Powder 1"

"Powder 2"

"Powder 10086"

Even if Takayama Dai's voice is the attacking voice【Hey, what did you reveal?But Cheng Xuan's whole body was still teased by the ending sound, and pink bubbles appeared all over his body.

#Mom asked me why I was so young#

#What should I do if my roommate finds out my girlish heart is waiting online#

Cheng Xuan gleefully downloaded the song to his phone, ready to start a new round of brainwashing cycle.

Unintentionally, it was already nine thirty, Cheng Xuan always felt that he forgot something?

Forgot what...?

what...?

what……?

What...?

...Let's go, let's go!Miejue Shitai's class is still 5 minutes away, he feels like he is going to fly on the way to the classroom.

Cheng Xuan was about to cry because of his stupidity, how much he wished he had a cute Doraemon at this moment.

"Ding dong." Cheng Xuan's phone on the table rang, and it was Song Zhi's text message: "Shaozi, I've called for you, and you'll have breakfast next time."

Doraemon is not cute at all

Cheng Xuan felt that only Gao Shanda's Meiyin could comfort his little heart at this time.

After a morning without a mobile phone (Gao Shanda), Cheng Yan returned to the dormitory and couldn't wait to turn on the computer. He repeated Gao Shanda's "Drawing the Silk Opera" as a single, and typed a line on Weibo in grief and anger.

I am a spoon: (°ω°｀) sad mulberry, sad mulberry, sad mulberry.

There was a reply soon downstairs.

Passerby [-]: So sad that your accent comes out? Σ(-`Д-;)

Fan [-]: Rubbing the spoon Shoushou_(ω」∠)_ What happened?

Seeing someone ask Cheng Xuan, he said [I can't wait to tell the whole story, and finally typed a line of grief and indignation!

Baby feels like never to love again (#`n

From then on, the word "Baby Spoon" was imprinted on Cheng Xuan's head. After many years, Cheng Xuan was still very grateful to [dislike the cute self at that time.

The past is unbearable to look back on, ah, unbearable to look back on.

Looking at the layer after layer of ridicule in the reply, Cheng Xuan felt the deep malice from this world.

Passerby A: Knead Spoon Baby

Passerby B: Hug Spoon Baby

Passer-by C: Baby Spoon held high

Cheng Zhen is not well, you are the only baby and your whole family is a baby!

The system message shows that you have a new fan, Cheng Xuan is still a little nervous~

It was another dark and stormy night, and Cheng Xuan registered an ID on the ooxx website, where Gao Shanda sang ditty songs. He eagerly sang a song and threw it away without any post-processing. The result was...

As a result, he fell into another big pit qwqq.

In the day after day when the first thing I do when I get up every day is to touch my phone, I feel pain and joy.

But every time he uploads the song, he can still see the words "Da Da You Da Da Da Da Beg for Thighs" on the barrage, and he is still so happy in his heart~~ Well, he is very happy.(* ▽`*). He was so happy that he wanted to run fifteen laps under the banyan tree in the dormitory downstairs

Hahahaha accidentally got too proud

So he is a slobbering idiot with a small and transparent cover-singing circle and a big mountain inside (▽`)?Hey, what the hell is this inexplicable sense of pride? ? !

Due to my cold skin, I can only wear this little vest every time to pretend to be cold under Gao Shanda's new song, Gao Shanda's song is great!

As an NC fan, Cheng Xuan must of course have a small vest and leave messages under the big id every day.

Takayama, I will bear with you and bear with you (say important things three times)

So one day it will be a tragedy...

tragedy……

drama...

Up...

It was still a sunny morning, when Cheng Yan boarded the platform after a long absence, he suddenly received a message from a girl and the continuous shaking of the window.

Self-tapping and self-sufficiency: Spoon Baby is here! !Calling Spoon Babies!

I am a spoon: ... I have burned paper for shit (°ω°

Self-tackling: Hurry up!There is business!

I am a spoon: (▽`) The sun is so bright today~ The wind is a bit noisy today~ Hey, why is it suddenly foggy?【Wang

Self attacking: :-( Well, since you're like this...

I am a spoon: ? ?

Self-attack and self-sufficiency: it’s okay, forget it, it’s just a pity...

I am a spoon: ? ? !

Self-tapping and self-sufficiency: It’s okay, I will burn paper for you:-(

I am a spoon:!I was wrong, Ayu, I was wrong, please tell me, my lord!

Self-tackling and self-sufficiency: Rubbing the dog's head obediently

I am a spoon:  …

Self-tapping and self-sufficiency: Takayama climbs the mic on the audio channel of yy at ten o'clock tonight (ω)

I am a spoon: …………………! ! ! ! ! !Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Now running downstairs for twenty laps is not enough to control his unrestrained little heart!

Self-tapping and self-sufficiency: don't get excited and rub the dog's head, there is another bad news ==

I am a spoon: ……… Hahaha I am not afraid of bad news, don’t say it carelessly!

Self-tapping and self-sufficiency: Do you have a yy number==

I am a spoon :((|||))...no

Self-inflicted: ... oh

I am a spoon: ((|||)) West Lake, West Lake, my tears

self attack: oh

(Being?) After being teased, Cheng Xuan excitedly put on his little vest and came to Gaoshanda to swipe the screen under the ID of the ooxx website~

Takayama is looking forward to climbing the wheat today~

Gaoshan Grand Assembly can't sing opera

The first night of Gao Shanda

Hey, it seems that the topic has gone in some strange direction (▽`) Forget it~ Anyway, it’s a little vest~

Crackling crackling crackling

Gao Shanda, your first night is mine!Daddy, I want to give birth to a monkey for you (▽`)

After swiping the screen contentedly, Cheng Xuan registered an account on yy.

Holding a small and transparent mentality that the high mountain conference will not know me in the cover circle, I registered the id that I often use.

After logging into his id on the ooxx website, Cheng Xuan found that his message board was about to be maxed out. !!!∑(Дノ)ノ

Did I become famous overnight? ?

Anxiously open the message bar

Passerby [-]: Baby Spoon's account has been hacked?

Passerby [-]: Master Ball~

Passerby [-]: Gao Shan replied and found that the idiot Xiaoshou is so cute

Passer-by [-]: Who is Baby Spoon qwqq for advice

Passerby [-]: At this time, the appearance of the Lord is needed @高山扬忍

Passerby Six: Help Xiaoshou be called Gao Shan Da Da @高山扬志

This is really a sad story.

#男神What should I do if I find out that I am an idiot? Wait online! #

#How to delete files in the correct way#

He was, of course, wearing, wearing, wrong, horse, armor, Cheng Xuan felt that the whole person was not well.

Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I accidentally exposed the idiot attribute and the idiot attribute hidden in the depths.

While reassuring himself that mistakes are inevitable, Cheng Xuan, who took a bottle of Vitasoy to drink, almost spit out the milk and the little heart in his mouth when he saw the news.

Gao Shanda actually got lucky with him!

Nonsence!

Gao Shanda actually replied to him!

Gao Shan Yangzhi: I will sing the opera, and you will be born in the next life, child^

The following replies are insane

Gao Shanda actually broadcast live to show his affection

I am really satisfied to see Takayama showing off his love in my lifetime [Wipe Little Tears]

What should I do? This kind of kaolin flower suddenly sprouts, the god of attack × stupid cute idiot transparently accepts this strange attribute QAQ

Gao H□□Xiao Huangwen who has made up various poses in his brain

Brain Supplement 1

Brain Supplement 2

Brain Supplement 10086

Originally, Gao Shanda's reply had already made Cheng Xuan not calm enough, but the unscrupulous reply below made him blush and heartbeat.

Takayama, is it really okay for you to be so serious about molesting little transparent? !Please don't be careless and just flirt!Please tease me!

Hey, it seems that some incredible attributes have been exposed again (▽`)

After thinking about it for a long time, after all, it is a very stupid thing to lose the vest, but Cheng Xuan decided to be unruly after all~

Crackling crackling crackling

I am a spoon: oh, oh, oh, alright, Gao Shanda replied to me!Hurry up and pinch your thighs, are you dreaming qwqq Takayama, you are so awesome, I really miss you!Is there a pendant missing from the hair on the feet of Gaoshan's thighs!If there is no shortage of pendants, I am short of qwqq, can you make a difference and hang them on my mobile phone! 【In this way, I can hold you in the palm of my hand every day (Fog

Suddenly I feel that this kind of attribute that makes me talk when I meet a rare person is also very cute~

Nonsence!

Why do you cute yourself!

Cheng Xuan feels that he is getting farther and farther away from Mr. Jiecao qwqq

I recalled how my grandfather hugged him and said lovingly, "Let's call him Xing, Xing is a beautiful jade." If grandpa knew that his grandson was not only unscrupulous but also an idiot, he would definitely chase him down the street to death.

Why is this inexplicably touching qwqq

The author has something to say:

The title or something, because I have never had this habit, so I will just let it go mua