world's most stupid

He Chun pasted the hidden talisman again, and he didn't ask Amon if he needed it, and gave him one.

Amon put the Concealment Talisman on his body in a serious manner, and walked through the entire downtown area with the child.

During this period, he could feel that the child was a little distracted, but as he checked and stepped on the spot, the child's breathing gradually became stable.

"Amon, you said that if I can complete the task you said, you will reward me, right?" When he was about to reach the city wall of Fangshi, He Chun stopped.

"Ah."

"I have completed three now, so can I get three rewards?"

Amon raised his eyebrows, "You know the weakness of the transparent worm?"

"Yes, but I still don't know how to kill them. Amon, you said that the reward must be related to Eternal Night City, so the first reward I want is: a way to completely kill the transparent worm."

"Why do you want to kill the transparent bug completely?"

He Chun said frankly: "Because I want to use this to negotiate with the Zimu people and ask them to help rescue the students together."

Amon pondered.He didn't know how to kill the transparent worm correctly, but he did have a way to kill the transparent worm completely, but if he taught the child to use this method, the child might be targeted again.

He Chun raised his head, stared at the man's face for a while, and suddenly said: "Amon, speaking of it, you are a bit like that bastard Fu Yi in some ways."

Amon let out a murderous look.

He Stupid was awakened by the killing intent, and quickly changed his words, "It's because he is like you." But this didn't please his master, it's just that a certain stupid didn't notice.

And in order to make up for the slip of the tongue, he said more and more, and the more he said, the more wrong he said.

"That guy is also a road idiot. If he didn't have such a super cute attribute, I wouldn't fall into it so easily."

He stupidly sighed, "You said that he is a policeman, or an undercover agent, and he has to rely on navigation when he goes out. How bad is this attribute? Every time I see him go out alone, I worry to death... That's in the past, Master! Don't look at me like that, I swear I don't love him anymore, I love you the most now, really!"

Amon suddenly felt that Fu Yi's fault might not be all the kid's abuse, some people might be born with the ability to make people want to abuse him when they see it.

He Dichou didn't know that he stepped on a landmine, so he approached Amon and sniffed it, and then unconsciously poked a hot spot: "The smell is the most similar. I once asked him what brand of perfume he used, and he said he never used perfume. This smell It's kind of like the smell of old trees in the forest in the early morning. It smells very pleasant, and I really like it. I think that's one of the reasons why I like that bastard. Maybe it's the male hormones he smells?"

Amon was expressionless: "I don't have any smell on me, even if there is, you can't smell it."

"But I really smelled it. It can't be my illusion, right?" He Stupid poked at the hard muscles on his master's arm, raised his face, and said casually: "Look carefully, his face shape is also very similar to yours, especially It was after I cut his face. Tsk, that bastard is very concerned about his face. After I cut him in the face, he hated me to death. Oh, I didn’t mean it, I wanted to Slit his neck, who told him to dodge? Master, you don’t happen to have a son or grandson thrown on the earth, right? Aw——!”

After hearing about his apprentice's tragic past, Amon not only didn't give up on him because of his soft heart, but became more determined to train his stupid apprentice.

It doesn't matter if people are stupid, as long as they are strong enough and have immortality, no matter how stupid they are, the unlucky ones will be others in the end.

"Practice well. When you are full of negative energy and cultivate to the point where you can communicate with the world, any thing that has no good intentions for you will suffer its own consequences. Compared with a spiritual practitioner who snatches spiritual energy everywhere and only consumes it but does not make offerings, the devil Xiu is the favorite of the Dao of Heaven, otherwise there would be no such thing as saying that the Dao is one foot taller than the devil.”

He Stupid choked and let go of his thoughts.That's right, killing people and setting fire to the golden belt, repairing bridges and repairing roads without corpses.Human beings will destroy the environment so much. If I am the way of heaven or the consciousness of the planet, I definitely hope that someone will help kill all human beings.

Oops, that idea is a bit dangerous.It's not good to recall the past, and it's easy to go in the wrong way.

Amon tapped the child's forehead with his fingers, "Keep your heart, if you are mad, I will kick you into a pig's womb and make you a pig that will be slaughtered for eight lifetimes."

He Zhuzhu covered his head aggrievedly, and glanced at his master resentfully, "I thought you would tell me that no matter what I do, you will never leave me, no matter how anti-human I am, you will use great love to resolve my hatred , or simply destroy the world with me, oh!"

He Chuzhu squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, again!It hurts him to death!

After beating up the man, Amon raised his hand and patted the child's head casually, "No matter how we practice, we can't escape the category of human beings and creatures. When you forget that you are human, you will not become a god or demon, you will only become a god." The clown who wants to be eliminated in the eyes of heaven. Some sects of practice pay attention to forgetting human relations and the emotions and desires of human beings. I don’t say they are wrong, but my way is to find the meaning of my existence in this world. Simply put, I want to know who I am What, why does it exist. He Chun, you should think about your way."

My way?He Zhuzhu was shocked.

By the way, I have already started to practice, and I have embarked on the legendary road of cultivation.

So what is my way?People don't offend me, I don't offend others?

No, this is not my way.I can't be as calm as Amon, and I can't passively fight back. My heart is not so magnanimous.I also want to seek revenge on a certain bastard and his family!

Forget about love and give up desire?He can't even do it.

He is a human being, even if he cultivates, he may not be able to give up his emotions and desires.Amon's way is not suitable for him either, he never likes to think about such deep philosophical issues.So his way?

When I fall in love with someone, no matter what he is, I hope to tell him that I love him.When I want to investigate a man, when I want to do harm to the people, I want to get rid of all the troubles and burdens and put him on trial.When I hate someone, I want to get my revenge clean and simple.And when my mind is lost, I hope that I can bravely clear the fog, don't be afraid to choose, even if I make a wrong choice, I still have the courage to turn around and start again.

"Then the way I'm looking for should be... the way of selfishness and freedom to do whatever I want? No, the way I want to pursue is not to do whatever I want, but to be free from all difficulties, A fearless way of great courage!"

He Chun thought so in his heart, so he said so.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a sense of relief in his heart, and he stood up involuntarily, stretched his body, and stretched greatly.

The bones of the child's body crackled, and a large amount of negative energy surged towards him.

The exercises flowed naturally in the body, and all the spiritual energy was sent into the spirit bead by him.

One day a week, two days...

Centering on the place where the child is standing, the surrounding atmosphere will become fresh and pleasant. Approaching this place will even make your depressed mood suddenly brighter.

Some Fangshi cultivators would involuntarily pause for a while when they passed by, but they all left quickly after noticing anything unusual.

Some unlucky guy who fled underground couldn't resist the temptation to pop up.

It will pick a child at a glance, not by eye, let alone by the child's aptitude, but that it has already scanned the surrounding area of ​​thousands of miles and even the underground during the landing process.

In a dark world, this child is like a soft light, so conspicuous, yet so eager to be approached.

There is obviously no spiritual energy gathering around the child, but wherever he goes, he is purifying the filth there.

It is the spirit of things produced by the enlightenment of living things.After so many years, the spirit of things like it has been contaminated with a lot of negative energy, but they are unable to eliminate it, which is the biggest reason why it is difficult for the spirit of things to cultivate successfully.

The golden racket was originally just a stubborn rock under the sea, and by some chance, it suddenly had its own consciousness one day, and then it was pulled into the spirit world by the passing spirit world seniors.

This time, Immortal Fu Yuan specially went to the spirit world to borrow the object spirit as the weapon spirit of the order to accept apprentices, and the price he offered was quite good.It just happened to reach a bottleneck in its cultivation, and it had nothing to do, so it accepted this temporary task with the Wu Ling it knew.

When he saw the baby, he almost thought he was dreaming - although he never dreamed!

No wonder the immortal said: They will be the opportunities for those children, and those children may also become their opportunities.

The Immortal Venerable is right, this child is its chance, it has been wanting to break through for a long time!

The desire to break through overwhelmed its fear of the mysterious power.

The golden racket sneaked out of the ground, not daring to fly, only dared to crawl forward close to the ground, pretending to be invisible—oh, why didn't the immortal give the apprentice order an invisible function?

Amon: "..."

The golden racket felt the coercion released by the mysterious power, but it showed the tenacity and tenacity of the spirit of the stubborn stone. side of the trouser legs.

Amon: Is this trying to rob me of my apprentice?

If it wasn't necessary, he didn't want to confront that person, because that would mean endless trouble.

But if someone really wants to get his hands on his stupid apprentice, he doesn't mind another battle between good and evil.

Anyway, if he doesn't fight, Tiandao will come to reap the harvest when the time comes.

Very far away.

A certain Immortal Venerable who was wandering suddenly felt a chill, and suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.

this feeling? !

Sirius Arena.

"A disciple order has appeared!"

"Oh my god! The acceptance order is just standing on the ground, whoever picks it up will count it as his?"

"I want to go in! Those idiots in the secret realm have no idea what this is!"

Seeing that the mysterious power seemed to have no intention of crushing it again, the golden racket boldly flew up.

He Chun didn't really want to wake up, it felt so comfortable, with a sense of freedom that he seemed to be omnipotent.

But he felt a golden light shining on his face...

Golden light?He Chun opened one eye.Damn!It was the bastard racket that made him survive the demons!

The golden racket spun round and round, and said in a human voice: "Child, you have passed the test of my lord. If you hand over a drop of blood, you will become the only candidate disciple of the Seven Tribulations Immortal Venerable in the Six Realms of Cultivators!" One. In the next seven days, as long as you can keep this apprenticeship order, when the time comes, my lord will open the passage of immortal fate and take you to Wuxiang Mountain. This is your great opportunity!"

"Acceptance Order? Seven Tribulations Immortal?" He Chun opened both eyes, but he didn't look at the golden racket, but turned to look at Amon, who had shrunk again beside him.

Amon: "A madman who is sicker than your previous life."

The golden racket seemed unable to see or hear Amon's words.

Hearing the child's question, it immediately boasted to the child how great and powerful the Seven Tribulations Immortal Venerable is: "That person is the number one cultivator in the world! His sect is also recognized by all cultivators." The number one fairy gate in the world!"

Amon: "That idiot's name is Fu Yuan, and it's the same surname as your scumbag Fu Yi."

He stupidly said, "What do you mean?"

Amon told him patiently: "It just means that they are not good things."

He Zhuzhu couldn't help laughing, it was really rare for Amon to speak of someone in such a disgusting tone.

The golden racket was still talking: "...Master Xianzun could ascend to immortality at the beginning, but in order to save the world, he did not hesitate to dissolve into a loose immortal during his ascension."

Amon dismantled the stage expressionlessly: "Saving the world is a fart. That guy's military solution is rebuilt, but he is used to it, and he doesn't want to enter the upper realm and be bullied by others. He got a method of distracting his soul from somewhere. Using my own body as the main material, nine avatars were refined. The main body of the avatars cultivated Sanxian, while the other avatars practiced normally.

And every time his avatar reaches the stage of crossing the catastrophe, he takes back the avatar again. Now he has taken back seven avatars, and his cultivation has reached the level of the Seven Tribulations Sanxian. When he takes back and fuses all nine avatars, he will It can directly ascend to Da Luo Jinxian. "

He Chun was speechless, "Wow! Awesome! How are the levels of the fairy world divided? What is the status of the Daluo Jinxian?"

Golden Racket: "Child, who are you talking to? Hey! Look at me! You bad boy who doesn't respect your seniors!"

He Chun waved to him, "Senior, wait."

Amon popularized common sense to the stupid disciples: "There are only six grades in the fairy world, which are Tianxian, True Immortal, Golden Immortal, Daluo Jinxian, Xianjun, and Immortal Emperor. Sanxian, Sanxian below the Nine Tribulations is nothing to the fairy world, but once Sanxian passes through the ninth thunder tribulation, his strength will leap to become a Daluo Jinxian. If the Sanxian can still get a big Luo Jinxian's body can basically let him walk sideways in the fairy world."

He Chun rolled his eyes, "Master, do you have an enmity with this Master Immortal?"

Amon said: "Yes."

He Chun: "Hey hey?!"

Master, you just admit it like that?

Amon looked up at the child, "What? You really want to change teachers and vote for another?"

He Zhuzhu was startled, and immediately said loudly: "No!"

Amon: "You are honest, it doesn't matter, Master, I am easy to talk."

He Zhuzhu's knees were weak, and he swore to the sky: "I will worship you as a master in my whole life, no matter how good you are, really!"

"Oh, so in your heart, I'm not the best?"

"No no no! Master, you are the best master in the world! There is no one better than you!" He Zhuzhu rushed over.

The golden racket was angry: "How can you call someone else a master? Do you know how big an opportunity is in front of you? Kid! Look at me!"

At this time, He Stupid couldn't care less about the golden racket, he hugged the trumpet Amon and rubbed it, "Master, I was wrong, if I have misunderstood you, you must forgive me, I absolutely never changed it." I can swear with my life what the teacher voted for!"

"You can change it. Any reasonable person who hears that the current Seven Tribulations Loose Immortal and the future Da Luo Jinxian will accept apprentices will know how to choose."

"No! I'm just an irrational idiot. I firmly believe that Master is Amon for 1 years!"

"Oh, so I'm only qualified to accept a hysterical idiot? And that idiot only intends to be with me for 1 years?"

He Zhuzhu knelt down, really knelt, and burst into tears holding his trumpet master who suddenly entered the vexatious mode.

What kind of scumbag is Fu Yi, this one is really unreasonable!

"Do you think I'm inferior to Fu Yuan?" Amon said slowly.

He Stupid thought for a while before he remembered who Fu Yuan was, and immediately shook his head violently.

Amon: "It's true that I'm not as rich as him. He's still a well-known weapon repairer. It's said that he even refined immortal weapons."

"Master, I don't care about those."

"He is also very knowledgeable and knows many cultivation methods. Sai Baize's original runes are also in his place. If you become his apprentice, you can see all the original runes."

"I don't care about it!" He stupidly said firmly.

"He has taken four disciples before, and now each of them is an overlord, and their cultivation has reached the stage of transcending tribulation."

"I will be your only disciple, right?"

"uncertain."

"Amon~!"

"What if he insists on accepting you as his disciple?"

"No, reason, him."

The golden racket couldn't bear it anymore, and leaned close to the child and yelled: "Look at me! Did you hear what I told you? Are you crazy that the number one cultivator in the world wants to accept you as a disciple?"

With a wave of Amon's hand, he slapped the golden racket far away.Then he touched the child's head with that hand, and said in a gentle tone never before, "I'll give you one last chance, think about it carefully, and don't rush to give me an answer."

He Zhuzhu glanced at the golden racket lying on the corpse out of the corner of his eye, and said firmly: "Don't think about it, I'll recognize you."

"Do what I want you to do?"

"……Yes."

"Master is like a father, your future Taoist companion must also be approved by me."

"it is good."

"You have good things, you have to honor me first."

"of course."

"Even if you will become that Fu Yuan's enemy? Are you considered an enemy by more than half of the cultivators in the realm of cultivators?"

He Zhuzhu said solemnly; "Master, my way is to go forward without fear. No matter what difficulties I encounter, as long as I choose, I will definitely go on. If there is no way, I will go out."

As soon as he finished speaking, He Chuchu suddenly felt a tingling pain in the pinna of his ear, raised his hand to touch it, and found a hard curved ear clip.

"I don't pay much attention to rituals, and I don't need them. If you have this, anyone who knows will know that you are my disciple." What is the apprenticeship order, he directly put his own mark on the child, and no matter who the latecomer is, he will be the third. Those who step in.

As for whether his identity will cause trouble for the children?Well, trouble is inevitable, and it must be more trouble than the outside world knowing that he has received Fu Yuan's apprenticeship order.

He Stupid didn't realize what he got at all, and now he was full of gratitude that he finally got rid of the unreasonable Amon.

"That's right! Master, the apprenticeship order seems to be able to see through my occult talisman."

Amon: "Normal, that is the spirit of artifacts whose cultivation level is equivalent to that of the Golden Core Stage or above."

"The spirit of the artifact?"

"It's the spirit of the weapon, the spirit of the object. No matter how powerful Fu Yuan is, he can't refine nearly [-] apprentice orders with the spirit of the weapon in one go. He should have hired the spirit of the weapon from the spirit world to help."

Amon paused for a moment, and said a few more words: "The world of cultivators is divided into six realms, roughly divided into human cultivation, demon cultivation, Buddha cultivation, demon cultivation, spiritual cultivation and ghost cultivation. The spiritual cultivation here refers to the artifacts. Spirit, and the difference between spiritual cultivation and demon cultivation is that spiritual cultivation is the cultivation of all non-living objects, while demon cultivation is the cultivation of non-human souls. When you encounter spirits of objects in the future, don’t call them monsters. They're going to be very upset."

He Zhuzhu remembered this matter, but what he was more worried about was: "Will the apprenticeship order talk to me just now, will it be seen and heard by those watching people outside?"

"Ah."

He Zhuzhu had a headache, and then he thought that he had a hidden talisman on his body, and those people outside should not have seen him.

At this time, Amon completely looked away. He even put his own command talisman as the devil emperor on the child's ears. Would he care about a disciple acceptance order?

And the child himself has chosen the fearless way, so even if the storm turns into a hurricane, it is just an experience upgrade... He said that it is experience, it is experience!

"Don't you want to know how to kill the transparent worm completely? Come here with your ears."

People outside have already fallen out.

The Sirius Arena is like boiling water, countless people are asking each other:

"The apprentice order has spoken! Who is it talking to? Who is the child in its mouth?"

"A child who can be invisible? Local survivors? Or Zimu people?"

"...Did the acceptance order be blown away by something just now?"

As soon as these words came out, the entire Sirius Arena fell silent.

The golden racket struggled to get up, it will never bow to the evil forces!

No matter how terrible the mysterious power is, it must bring the child to Immortal Fu Yuan.

This was the child's chance, and it was his chance.

If you want to get a chance, you must know that there are tigers in the mountains and still go to the tiger's mouth!

The golden racket flew up and down, fell down and flew up again.

He Cunchu from a distance was moved when he looked at it.

Poor that racket, his body was broken into several pieces, and he can still gather his stumps while flying, which is simply the best representative of a disabled body and a strong mind.

But why is it so attached to itself?

Gold Racket, who is firmly moving towards his own opportunity, forgot to hide his golden light, and was soon discovered.

"Look! It's the Golden Light Baby!" Someone shouted.

Fangshi, which had not been quiet for a long time, boiled again because of this shout.

Amon suddenly looked up at the dark sky.

That bastard actually made his spiritual sense follow him all the way through the apprenticeship order.

Really sharp, he only leaked a little bit of breath, and the other party noticed it.

If you notice it, just notice it, he just hates endless troubles, but he doesn't care if troubles really come.

Now that you're here, don't leave.It just so happened that he still lacked a meeting ceremony for his apprenticeship.

Just when Amon was slightly distracted, the golden racket suddenly accelerated towards He Zhuzhu, passing him by.

He Chun still didn't understand what happened.

The Sirius Arena has already shouted loudly: "It's the child named He Chun!"

Feng Wang stood up abruptly, he couldn't wait any longer.

He Chun met the eyes of the Fangshi cultivator who was following the golden racket, and suddenly realized that the golden racket actually tore off the concealment talisman that was attached to his body!