world's most stupid

This is a cheating task!

Only a fool would do it.

At that time, a total of [-] idiots were selected from volunteers all over the world, and he was one of them, so people should not be impulsive.

To put it bluntly, this mission is an experimental rescue plan. It originated from the discovery of a mentally abnormal serial murderer. After being exposed by an undercover agent, it was discovered that the murderer's dumping place turned out to be a wormhole connected to other worlds. .

Scientists have repeatedly confirmed that the items thrown out by the wormhole include high-tech items, as well as magical items that they cannot understand at all.

The country convened people from all walks of life to study again, and finally some people suspected that some of the items might come from the legendary cultivation civilization.

Cultivation civilization is even more unreliable than high-tech aliens. At that time, everyone took this guess as a joke.

But at that time, the situation on the earth was so bad that there were not many ways to go-it's just that ordinary people didn't know it yet, so they had to try every possibility, even if the chances were slim.

So... the task that was considered to be death was released and executed.

He should be considered one of the lucky ones among those pioneers, right?

Not long after entering the wormhole, he saw with his own eyes the volunteers who entered in front of him and behind him—their equipment was no worse than his, and the strength of the country was different, and some were better than him, but all of them were transformed into countless lights. Dust, not even a scream.

He persisted consciously in the wormhole for a long time.

He doubted that he could persist for such a long time, and finally be lucky enough to be reincarnated into this world with complete consciousness. It is very likely that he would be the same as the card that was said to be thousands of years old and said to have special damage reflection effects given to him by his good friend, the fake Taoist priest. It is related to the mixed element one amulet.

Not only does the name of this talisman sound fake, but its function sounds wrong, just like the name and personality of a fake Taoist priest.

The fake Taoist surnamed Jia was obsessed with Taoism and various novels about cultivating immortals. He learned talismans by himself and became a monk in a Taoist temple. In the end, he learned whether Buddhism is not Buddha or Taoism, but he said that Buddhism and Taoism belong to the same family.The talismans drawn by such fake Taoist priests can only be sold online to deceive little girls and aunts who are looking for psychological comfort. Anyway, none of his friends believe it.

On the day he left, a fake Taoist priest came to him and solemnly handed him a ghost painting talisman, saying it was a treasure left by his ancestors.

He was quite touched at the time, and felt that even the ghost painting talisman was a wish from a friend, so he stuffed it into the tight vest in front of his face.

In the end, the bastard dared to reach out to ask him for money, and said plausibly: Pindao made a calculation for you, and concluded that it is basically impossible for you to come back after you go. In this case, it is useless for you to keep your savings. Give it all to me, even if you buy my ancestral treasure talisman.

Eleven remembers spraying him in the face, telling him that the money and the car had been shared with his parents, siblings, and there was only one single apartment left for him to live in. ——He kept this apartment just to keep it as a thought for himself, hoping to have a chance to come back in the future.

Without hesitation for a moment, the fake Taoist dragged out a suitcase from behind, pushed him away, walked into the apartment, and snatched his keys.

Eleven rubbed his face and no longer remembered his friends, he was afraid that if he recalled too many times, it would be like an overused video disc, and he would never remember the voices and smiles of those relatives and friends in the future.

I don’t know if it’s because there is no past memory of this child’s body. He doesn’t have a deep sense of belonging to this world. He still hopes to go back, although the wormhole will be closed due to energy instability after they enter—— The one hundred and eight of them were the first pioneers and the only ones.From now on, they want to go back from various worlds... If they are still alive, if they can go back, they must find another way.

According to the legend, those cultivators who cultivated to the extreme can tear through the void, if he can find the five great powers with one attribute of each of the five elements according to the mission requirements, then they should be able to take him back to Earth, right?

Of course, if the world he comes to is not a world where he can cultivate, his task content will be different. For example, in a high-tech world, it is to try his best to learn by himself, learn by stealing, and find capable aliens who can help the earth.

Well, it's still too far to find the five great powers, so he should start by getting in touch with the realm of comprehension.

Eleven stretched lazily, made a new plan for his future, and then decided to stay in He's An'an to learn basic knowledge first and get rid of He Xiujie, the biggest obstacle.

But this matter was not as easy as he imagined, and the first trouble came in a blink of an eye.

The master summoned him.

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On November [-], when the master wanted to see him, he quickly went to see his mother first, and asked directly what kind of person the master was.

His mother waited for a while and finally figured out what her son meant, and said with a worried face: "I don't have many chances to see the Patriarch. I have the impression that he is a very dignified person. Your father... is very afraid of him."

Eleven continued to wait, but his mother's introduction to his grandfather was just this sentence, and there was nothing after that.

Mrs. He Sun, "Eleventh, you must not be rude when you go to see the Patriarch. Your father was not in the room early in the morning. Ru Fu Rulin also asked him to ask his servants to take him away. I doubt, suspect that he may have asked for help. Your patriarch's grandfather sued you and wanted to punish you with family law. You..."

He Sunshi almost said the same thing as Hachiro, and told the youngest son to run away.

He Shixi nodded, expressing his understanding.Escaping was impossible, the servant sent by the owner was waiting for him outside, if he hadn't said he wanted to say hello to his mother first, the other party would have taken him away on the spot.

Seeing that he couldn't get any news from his mother, and he didn't want her to worry too much, Eleven waved his hand very coolly, and walked out the door with his head held high.

The servant who came was quite polite and took him to the small living room of the main house without saying a word.

He Shixi wanted to ask the servant about something, but he was struggling to speak now, so he might as well forget it after thinking about it.

The He family is very large, and based on the principle that the more promising children occupy more land, the Baihe Courtyard where their father He Xiujie lives is the smallest, but it is also a large courtyard with two entrances, not to mention the main house where the Patriarch lives. .

He Shishi originally thought that the place where He Yici lived was good enough, but only after seeing the place where the Patriarch lived did he know what quiet luxury is.

Steady, solemn, atmospheric.Anyone who saw the main house of the He family would probably feel this way.

"Eleventh Young Master, go in by yourself and wait inside, don't run around." The servant leading the way told him.

"Hmm." He Shishi looked at the open door, stepped across the high threshold, and walked into the living room.

The living room door closed behind him, and the room was suddenly dark.

But a glazed lantern on the roof instantly lit up, and the brightness was quite high, like a small moon hanging in the center of the roof.This is a magic weapon?

There is no one else in the living room, and the furnishings are not too many.

There is a mat slightly higher than the ground in front of it, and there is a futon on the mat.Besides, there was no place to sit in the living room.

A large landscape painting is hung above the mat, and there are couplets on both sides.

Small pictures are also hung on the walls on both sides of the living room, and exquisite and suitable ornaments are placed on the antique shelf.

Eleven didn't go over to look, he just stood in front of the couch and waited, sometimes he lowered his head to pick at his fingers, and occasionally turned his head to look around, showing a nervous posture that a seven or eight-year-old child should have.

Due to his professional sensitivity in his previous life, he felt like he was being secretly spied on.

This feeling was very bad, and he even felt a wave of energy sweeping through his body on the way.

Although the energy was invisible and invisible, he felt it.

After waiting for about five or six minutes, the child couldn't stand up any longer. He turned around and went to the door and pulled the latch hard, trying to pull the door open.

But the door was as heavy as cast iron, and the child didn't open it after pulling it for a long time.

Reluctantly, the child gave up opening the door and began knocking on the door to call out: "Is there anyone... is everyone? Come! Come!"

The servant outside seemed to have left, and no one heard his shout and opened the door.

After yelling for a while, the child scratched his head, showing a little scared expression, and he walked around to the window, trying to climb out of it.

But the windows can't be opened either!

The child became anxious, yelled louder, and then began to look for a way out.

When the child found that the back of the living room seemed to be connected to something and was about to walk in, there was a coughing sound.

A majestic figure came out from the back of the living room.

"Eleven, what are you doing?"

He Shixi thought to himself, you are finally willing to come out, are you satisfied with Lao Tzu's performance?

But He Shiyi just raised his head in a daze, and looked at the patriarch's grandfather stupidly, as if he was frightened.

The person who came came to the couch and sat cross-legged on the futon wearing home soft-soled shoes.

An old servant came in at the right time, kindly took the child back to the middle of the living room, and prepared another cushion for him to kneel down and salute the head of the house.

He Shixi didn't hesitate much, and knelt down obediently on the mat.

The old servant reminded him: "Eleventh Young Master, you should kowtow to Patriarch."

He Shishi: "Oh!"

Just kowtow, just kowtow, as a filial piety for this body, and I kowtow three times on the eleventh.

The Patriarch waited until Eleven finished kowtowing before raising his hand, "Get up."

Eleven got up from the mat.

The old servant stepped forward to put away the cushions, and retreated silently.

Only the owner and 11 were left in the living room.

The head of the family is a kind-faced middle-aged man. In fact, his real age is over a hundred years old. He chose to start a family and took over the position of head of the family after he was sure that he could not make further progress in the immortal journey.

For this silly boy, He Zhidao didn't like him very much at first, especially his most valued eldest grandson, he liked this silly boy so much. He confronted his elders several times for him, and even secretly gave him the Yangyuan Pill that his family's ancestors gave him a few days ago. Use it for this fool.

Others said that this silly boy became smart because his father's stone hit him coincidentally. He didn't deny the possibility, but he felt that Yang Yuan Dan played a big role.That was a real high-grade panacea, even he and the ancestors were reluctant to eat it, and that small one cost three hundred spirit coins!

At that time, he heard that the eldest grandson used such a precious top-grade Yangyuan pill on Silly Eleven. He was very angry. Fortunately, it didn't take long for the news that the Cangyun Sect was going to choose disciples, and he couldn't bear to do it for him at such a critical juncture. This trivial matter reprimanded the eldest grandson.

Who would have thought that just after Yici left, this silly boy in the family would be blessed by Yici, and he would change from a dull fool to a normal person.

When he heard the news at that time, he still thought that it would be a good thing that a Yangyuan Pill could cure him of a fool, the head of the He family.

But the good mood didn't last long. The child's own father, his third son, escorted two servants to the door and told him that he suspected that his youngest son, He Shiyi, had been taken away by evil spirits.

He Zhidao didn't ask people to arrest He Shishi as soon as he heard the news, because he didn't really believe what the third son said. This son must not stay.

Before calling Eleven, he called Dr. Zhou and his eldest son He Xiuying to inquire about the details. Dr. Zhou didn't dare to hide anything, and told the whole story of what happened last night.

The head of the family called Ru Fu Ru Lin, the servant of the third room, to question him, and it was roughly the same as what Dr. Zhou said.

At this point, He Zhidao already had a conclusion in his mind, but in order to convince the third son, and also just in case, he specially called Xiao Shishi to observe his actions secretly.

No problem, this is He Zhidao's final judgment on Yaosun.

Not to mention that he already preconceived that Xiao Shiyi's [-]% recovery was due to the top-grade Yangyuan pill, and for the sake of prudence, he also asked his ancestors to use a magic weapon that could test whether the soul is compatible with the body.

This kind of magic weapon comes from witch cultivators. Sometimes they take on some jobs to help others drive away evil spirits, so they refine this kind of magic weapon.The biggest effect of this magic weapon is that it can drive out the soul that has invaded other people's body from the body that is not his body.

No matter how powerful the demon is, even if he is not shocked out of his soul when encountering this kind of magic weapon, he will still have double images.

And none of these were found on Eleven.

Just when He Zhidao was about to open his mouth to comfort Eleven, the old ancestor's order suddenly came from his ears: "Test the child's aptitude later."

He Zhidao was taken aback, no matter the main branch of the He family's child, he would undergo a cultivation talent test shortly after birth, and as far as he knew, this child had no relevant talent.And the ancestors of the He family should also know this very well...