world's most stupid

"Han Doudou!" He Chun pinched the sock with two fingers and stretched out his arms far away.

This smell is really no ordinary smell.

Han Douding probably passed that shy hurdle, and seeing He Chun like this, he actually smiled and showed his small white teeth.

The smell is much better now, it was really smelly on the first day, and he almost fainted from the smell.

If he hadn't said in vain that the socks were helping him suck out the impurities in his body and he must not throw them away, he would have thrown away the smelly socks long ago, even if they were gifted by Stupid.

Because he said in vain that he couldn't throw it away, he had to hold his nose and wash his socks several times a day. Fortunately, he is a water spirit root, so he can wash whenever he wants.

Well now, stupid, he finally doesn't have to wash his socks himself.

He Chun couldn't take it anymore, so he casually stuffed the Slow Growth Pill into Han Douding's hands, "Hold it for me, I'll wash your stinky socks!"

Han Douding opened his palm and asked curiously, "What is this?"

He Chun laughed heartily, and replied, "Jelly Bean."

When Han Douding heard it was jelly beans, he threw it into his mouth.

He Chun: "..."

Amon: Why do I have a premonition that there will be such a development?How stupid is this stupid thing to give away stunted growth pills as jelly beans?Did I not explain the benefits of this elixir to him clearly?

Seeing that Han Douding ate the jelly beans, He Chun opened his mouth, and couldn't tell whether he was regretful, grateful, or ashamed.To tell the truth, he really meant it on purpose just now, but seeing that the little guy really ate the elixir, he immediately regretted it.

Although Han Douding is still young, who would want to be a little Douding that has been around for hundreds of years?

Will the child hate him when he becomes sensible in a few years?

"Doudou," He Chun hesitated to speak.

"Huh?" Han Douding chewed the jelly beans, and found it not sweet at all, but it was not unpalatable with a mouthful of fragrance.

I don't know how many times Sai Baize said with a heartbroken heart: "My little ancestor, why do you eat everything? He stupidly said that jelly beans are jelly beans. What if it is poison?"

Han Douding swallowed the jelly beans, and said without hesitation, "I'm not stupid enough to poison me with poison."

"You! You'll just wait for He Stupid's big loss in the future!" Sai Baize was so angry that he endured and endured but still couldn't hold back, and let out his divine sense to shout: "You still don't ask him, what the hell is that? The kid's expression clearly shows that it's not jelly beans at all!"

He Chun heard this and was about to explain.

"Slow growth pill." Amon said.

Sai Baize was stunned.

Amon said bluntly: "The entry and exit locations and methods of entry and exit of at least two ancient secret realms must ensure that He Chun can enter."

Sai Baize was stunned for a moment, then jumped up and shouted: "At least two ancient secret realms? Do you think ancient secret realms are piles of tombs everywhere? You can come across them casually? So far, our entire Sai family has... no way. At most, tell him to overhaul the tomb, not less than the distraction period."

Amon: "Return the Slow Growth Pill."

Sai Baize cheated, "What kind of pill, what He Zhuzhu said is clearly jelly beans."

"Okay, then you give me the jelly beans. I want them to be exactly the same. I want them now."

The two children looked left and right, and they suddenly understood that this jelly bean might really be of high value.

Han Douding quickly asked Sai Baize: "Bai Bai, is this elixir precious?"

Sai Baize wanted to say that it was not precious, but he was afraid of being slapped to death by Lord Foul God, so he could only say unwillingly: "Very precious, the slow growth pill is said to be when a master of alchemy tried to refine the super long-term longevity pill. It was refined by accident, because the process cannot be replicated, the master tried several times later but failed to make the same pill, so it is said that there is only one furnace of the slow growth pill.”

Amon: "That's all?"

Sai Baize had no choice but to continue explaining: "Longevity pills have always been precious, and longevity pills that can prolong life for more than a hundred years are regarded as the most precious. A large number of natural treasures.

And the legendary growth-slowing elixir can not only increase lifespan by 500 years, but it also has three other benefits compared to longevity elixir.

First, it can help users polish their bodies.

Second, and the most exciting advantage, if ordinary people take longevity pills and fail to break through within the time limit, they will die of old age after the deadline, but people who take slow growth pills, such as Zizhen, because their body functions are constantly improving Slowly growing up, 500 years later, it will only be a teenager, and the drug effect period is over, and there are infinite possibilities in the future.

The third benefit is that people who take more longevity pills will get less effect. If you take the longevity pill that can prolong your life by 500 years, you can take any other longevity pills that are less than or equal to 500 years later. Pills are useless, but Slow Growth Pills are not subject to this restriction. "

"That is to say, if the person who took the growth-slowing pill at the beginning can then take a longevity pill that prolongs life by 500 years, can he live to be a thousand years old?" He Chun was surprised.

"Yes. What? Regret it?" Sai Baize said in a strange tone.

It was the first time Han Douding looked at He Zhuzhu with an apologetic and uneasy expression on his face.

"I'm sorry!" He Chun threw the child's socks into the laundry tub, washed his hands, and ran over to touch the child's head, "It's okay, I didn't plan to eat it at all. This jelly bean is not only what Sai Baize said just now. There is also a big disadvantage, that is, you will grow very slowly in the future."

Han Douding, who is still a child, thinks that growing slowly is not a problem at all, and Sai Baize thinks the same.

Cultivators randomly shut up and take a seat, and they will disappear in a few years or decades, and there are also those who will not come out after hundreds of years. What is 500 years?

The most important thing is that Hanzi really has a life span of 500 years!

Generally speaking, cultivators in the Foundation Establishment Stage can have a lifespan of about 300 years, the Jindan Stage 500 years, and the Nascent Soul Stage [-] years.

Han Zizhen only has the qi training stage now, if he can't break through to the foundation building stage before he turns 150, his lifespan will end between [-] and [-] years old.By analogy, every breakthrough is a hurdle.

But now he has an extra 500 years of life out of thin air. In other words, even if he only has the Qi training period for 500 years, he doesn't have to worry about dying, because after 500 years his physical condition will only be 15 years old.

How good is this?

So when Sai Baize heard that the jelly beans eaten by the child turned out to be sluggish because of the slow growth pill, he was even more prepared to bleed profusely.

He didn't doubt that Lord Foul God was lying.First of all, someone else, a treasure that others can't get, doesn't mean that other people's dirty gods can't get it.Secondly, the elixir was obviously obtained by Master Uncle God for He Zhuzhu to eat, so it couldn't possibly be a fake.

"Baibai, if you have any good things, give them all." Han Douding said seriously.

Sai Baize felt heartbroken and stuffy.Bear boy, this is my master's property, not yours!You said send it away?

Amon said slowly: "And those socks."

"Stop! An ancient secret realm, if Zizhen wants to go in with him, I promise I won't be biased against Zizhen, but how much the two of you will gain in the end depends on their fate and blessing."

Amon didn't speak, just looked at a point in the void.

Sai Baize's soul shivered.Damn!Lord Foul God's eyes are too terrifying, as if looking at a dead person, even though I'm already dead.

He Chun wanted to say that it doesn't matter whether he has those benefits, after all, he is his own, and Amon pinched his neck before he opened his mouth.

Han Douding also hugged He Chun with his elbows out, and whispered: "For nothing, he knows a lot of treasures and secret places, and I will take you there with me in the future."

"Listen! Listen! Lord Foul God, how many more opportunities do you want for He Zhuzhu? You don't need to ask for anything at all. My family has already given your family wealth to He Zhuzhu! Boom!" Sai Baize, who was already desperate for this cruel world, didn't want to say anything, and cried all the way back to Yujue.

My family He is stupid?Master Huishen felt that this sentence was more pleasing to the ear, so he didn't care about Sai Baize's bad attitude of bargaining and finally daring to cry.

That's the end of the jelly bean thing.

He Chun's open-mindedness made Han Douding quickly put aside the preciousness of jelly beans, and began to explain to him how he felt about trying on stockings.

Amon knew that Sai Baize had fled back to Yujue on purpose, because Han Douding was still a child, so even if he knew that the elixir was precious, he didn't feel much. He might still think that the elixir was not as delicious as real jelly beans.

This is the same as when a child makes a mistake, you will only settle accounts with the adults, but when the adults hide shamelessly, you can't beat the child, can you?

Amon didn't particularly care about this elixir, but he was a little upset that the first time he gave a gift to a stupid apprentice, half of it was intercepted by an irrelevant person, and it was sent by the stupid apprentice himself.

Forget it, it’s not good for the stupid apprentice to have too many blessings. He no longer suffers from the torture of body collapse when he practices Chaos Body Refining Technique, and even his inner demons are not very obvious. trouble him.

Things will be reversed when they are extreme, and things will fall when they are full. It is better to be grateful than to be jealous.

Maybe it's not that He Chuang Chou's blessings are not enough, but that the way of heaven is helping him balance?

I really love a child, but I won't get used to it.

Master Huishen has figured this out, looking at Han Douding is no longer like looking at a human-shaped bean. For children, there should always be one or two friends of the same age.

On the other hand, He Stupid learned from Han Douding that his socks with rune patterns would indeed have different effects depending on the user.

On the first day Han Douding put on these socks, a large amount of impurities were expelled from his body, which was even better than using pills to wash the marrow and cut hair.

In addition, socks can indeed help children practice qigong.

The child said that he obviously felt that the speed of absorbing the spiritual energy was faster than usual, and Sai Baize also said that the spiritual energy he absorbed was purer than before, as if it had been filtered.

And the socks are not only useful for one time, children wear them every day to practice, and they can discharge a lot of dirt every time.

"For nothing, let me wear socks every day." Han Douding frowned. He was naturally clean, and he was cultivated deliberately. Wearing only one pair of socks made him feel awkward, even though he had to wash them several times a day.

Sai Baize urged him to ask him and Stupid to ask for a few more pairs of the same socks. Han Douding had this plan when he first came back, but now he doesn't want to talk about it.

Even though he was young, he could still feel that the things Chuzhu gave him were very precious, and they were completely unmatched by his herbal monsters.

He Chun heard that the socks had this effect, so he thought about making a few more pairs. It would be best to prepare one pair for each of his friends. For Doudou, just give him two pairs.

In the evening, Amon saw that He Zhuzhu was knitting socks diligently, and the weaving was very fine, it was no longer the appearance of mesh socks, so he couldn't help but remind him:

"You don't need to use that much, the main body can be replaced by other materials, just put one or two of your silks in the runes."

"Huh? Is it okay?" He stupidly continued to work without raising his head, knitting quickly with his two little hands.

"You are already in the category of refining tools, not just mortal fabrics. You can try to use other spider silk, silk, etc., and only add your silk where necessary. It will still be effective, but the effect will be slightly worse That's all."

"Yeah, I know the number. When this pair is woven, I will replace it with other silk and fur later. This pair is different."

How are these pairs different?Who are you going to give it to?Amon's words had reached the edge of his throat, and he choked back.

It's really not good to accept apprentices, it's easy to affect your mood.How could he care about these external things before.

Amon wasn't quite used to his current state of mind. He even began to wonder if this little thing was sent by his enemy to disturb him on purpose. It's not that this kind of thing has happened before, but it's just that those things have never been successful before.

"You gave that elixir to Han Zizhen. From now on, when you enter the small black room, you have to practice hard. Although the time ratio between the small black room and the outside is different, the time you spend inside is real time. If you If you can’t break through to the second level of body training within a hundred years of accumulating on both sides, you will still die.”

"I know. I'm now equivalent to a second level of Qi training. As long as I work harder, I don't think it will be a problem to break through to the foundation building stage." He Chun's words are full of confidence.

"Having confidence is a good thing." Amon was about to hit the child again when he heard the child cheer.

"Okay! Master, try it on and see if it fits." The child ran over grabbing two socks, squatted down on the ground to take off his shoes, and muttered, "Your socks are the most thread-consuming. A hole, it’s not enough to close the edge until today, and I also thickened the heel and toe for you.”

Amon sat on the big chair, looking down at the child putting socks on his bare feet.

The child touched the instep of his foot several times in the middle, which made him very comfortable.

"Master, why do you have so many scars on your feet?" He Chun was curious.

"Go to practice."

"Hey?"

Amon grabbed and lost the child, and the child disappeared.

He was thrown into the small black room... No, he was thrown at the gate of the small black room before he entered.

He Chun went crazy: "What master, why are you so moody? Throw it away if you say it, and don't answer it if you don't want to answer it!"

He Chun muttered about Amon from the beginning to the end, looked up at the big stone gate, and could only push hard.

At first, he couldn't push it no matter what, the Shimen seemed to have taken root.

He Chun pushed for a long time, and finally remembered what the bastard master said about using the power of the soul to push the door open.

But how to use the soul power?

The master is unreliable, but fortunately he has a grandmother with him.He Chun took the jade slip out of the storage bag.

Granny Feng floated out, obviously a little unhappy.

He Chun smiled shyly, "You have been wronged, there is no way, Amon is more fierce."

"Is that child your master?" Granny Feng asked directly.

He Chun blinked, "No, he is my master's child, I will call him master when I joke."

"You blink when you lie."

"Is there anyone who can't blink?" He Chun was surprised.

Mrs. Feng saw that the child was cunning and cunning, so she didn't press him anymore. If the scar-faced child was really He Chun's master, then even she couldn't see the other party's true strength.

It's better not to offend such a person.

The old lady Feng was actually very anxious, because she had already thought that the reason why this generation of King Feng has not been able to find a child is very likely to be the child's master.

But she didn't dare to confront Amon, who couldn't see his strength, so she could only start with the child.

"Where is this place? You must have asked me for something, right?" Mrs. Feng put away her unhappiness, showing a bit of the helpless expression of a grandma watching her naughty grandson.

"Yes, I would like to ask you how to exercise the soul, how can I use my spiritual power?"

"Your master didn't teach you?"

He Chun had a bitter face, "My master belongs to the free-ranging type. I won't tell him unless I ask him. He seems to want me to understand it myself."

Mrs. Feng, "Every cultivator's family, every sect, they use different methods of spiritual cultivation, which belong to the top secret of the top secret inheritance."

"Can't you teach?"

"No."

"Just a little foundation is not enough?"

"Spiritual cultivation is very important. The more basic it is, the more profound it will be. Unless you swear by your spirituality, join my Feng family, become a member of my Feng family and never betray my Feng family, then I can not only teach you I can also teach you the other top-secret inheritances of the Feng family regarding the cultivation method of the soul."

He Stupid turned around immediately, "Forget it, I'd better push my door and realize it by myself."

After all, Mrs. Feng was just obsessed. She couldn't think fully like the real Mrs. Feng. When she saw the child rejecting her, she didn't force her.For her, fulfilling her obsession is the most important thing, and the child has already made a contract with her, everything else is secondary.

"Can you exchange the ring on your finger for another finger?" Old lady Feng asked anxiously.

He Chuchu looked at his little finger on his left hand and shook his head.Amont put this finger on him, there must be his intentions, maybe it was to protect him from being hurt by another binder.

"Then can you go to Feng's family as soon as possible? This academy can't teach you anything at all. If you need spiritual seeds, my Feng family can give you better ones. Even if you want heavenly spirit roots, my Feng family can find a way to give them to you." You transplant."

He Zhuzhu hey yo hey yo pushed the stone door, panting: "But I hope to save all the students of this college, it is best to change this college into a real college."

The old lady Feng immediately said: "My Feng family can help you, but it's just a small academy. As long as my Feng family steps forward, you can change her into whatever you want."

"really?"

"Of course!"

But I don't want to go to Feng's house, at least not until I have the ability to protect myself.I don't want to become a special purifier, it will be difficult to find a way out in the future.

What?Should we sacrifice ourselves for more people?

Sorry, his awareness is really not high.The highest one has been contributed to the motherland, and then he came to this world and became the current him.

And if he is really under house arrest by the Feng family, how can he complete the great task of saving the earth?By the Feng family?Can the Feng family find all five list attribute powers?Even if he could, he was afraid that the earth would become a colony of the Feng family.

It is absolutely impossible to rely on one party alone. If you want to attract external forces, you need at least three or more forces, and they must be able to contain each other.

He Chun, who weighed the pros and cons in his mind, said pitifully: "But I can't go out now, my strength is too low. If your strength is still..."

If my strength was still there, I would have brought you back to the Feng family long ago!Mrs. Feng also hated that she was just obsessed with it, so that she could only watch and hear, but couldn't directly do it.

"You can find your master." Mrs. Feng tentatively said.

"He, he is a big slob. Unless I am killed by others, he will not save people, let alone reform an academy." He Chun has already seen through the essence of Amon. In other words, the academy has been dismantled a long time ago, and the fact that he has been able to stay safe and sound until today shows that he either thinks the academy is not bad, or it doesn't matter.

He Chun felt that Amon must be thinking of the latter, the man looked at everything with an indifferent expression, as if he could pull away and leave at any time.

That is him, because of his stalking, Amon will treat him a little differently than others, and now it is more likely to accept him as an apprentice?

If I begged Amon to tear down this academy, probably Amon would do it.But it is more likely that Amon will let him solve it by himself in the name of experience.

After that, He Chun tried to push the door open while chatting with the old lady.

He felt that after pushing for a day, he was completely exhausted later, and he didn't want to get up when he was lying on the ground.

I don't know if he was too tired, but he fell asleep while leaning against the stone door.

"finally."

"Who?" He Chun snapped his eyes open, and a carp jumped up from the ground.

"I, your future husband." A person slowly walked out of the darkness.

"Oh my god! Why is it you again!" He Chun's eyes widened.Isn't this the pervert in red from last time?I haven't seen him for a while, but this man changed his attitude and even escalated. He even opened his mouth and said it was his husband. Doesn't he look at his gender and age?

"Don't you want to see me? I really want to see you, my little princess."

Return the princess!He Chun is about to collapse, this person is not only a pedophile but also a severe mental illness!

God!Where!Why did this man sneak in as soon as he fell asleep?This is the second time, so will there be a third, fourth... or even more?

"Come here." The man in red reached out to him, and was about to catch him.

Master!help!He Chun quickly pinched his face and bit his tongue, trying to wake himself up quickly.

The expression of the man in red was rather ugly, and He Chun always had a sense of extreme danger that if he was caught by the other party, he would be treated cruelly in this way.

But it was not so easy to wake up whenever he wanted, especially after he was tired all day.

The man in red touched his face with his hand.

"Wow!" He Chun screamed, leaning back, and behind him was Shimen.

The stone door suddenly opened, and He Chun fell in.

Almost at the same time, He Chun also heard the extremely angry and cold growl of the man in red.

Feng Wang suddenly sat up from the Luanjia, even though this action brought him unbearable pain.

He finally saw the child in his dream again, but just as he touched the child's face, the child disappeared.

He could see clearly that the child fell back and fell into the stone door that suddenly opened behind.

Afterwards, the Shimen closed in front of him, and he was ejected from the child's dream at the same time.

Feng Wang pressed his forehead. He knew that the child's soul was not strong enough, so he shouldn't touch the child as soon as he came up. Maybe the child just couldn't bear his powerful soul, so he left the dream.

Next time, next time he will definitely control himself.

On the other end, He Chun felt a sense of falling and woke up instantly.

When he opened his eyes, he found that he had entered the small black room.

Strange, wasn't he still outside the stone gate just now?Why did you come in after falling asleep and having a dream?

Suppressing doubts, He Chun felt that he was still full of energy, so he began to draw symbols and practice.

Twelve days later, only two hours had passed outside.

When He Chun came out of the small black room, he first talked about his own feelings, and then complained about Amon, saying that he threw him there without teaching him to use his mental power, and muttered how irresponsible he was.

Amon shut the book with a snap, "Did I tell you to push the door with your soul power? What I said was that pushing the door can exercise your soul power. All you have to do is push the door hard, and the opposite force can naturally be exercised." Your body and soul."

"Ah..." He Chun laughed, and hurriedly told Amon that he saw the man in red again.

Amon didn't seem surprised at all, and said with a sneer that couldn't be seen: "Don't worry, he can't hurt you. Aren't you surprised how you opened the stone door in your sleep? It's because of that person's help."

"The man in red can help?"

"Yes, his soul power should be strong enough to push open the stone door. For this reason, when you lean against the stone door, when he touches you, it is equivalent to using his soul power to help you push the stone door open .”

He Chun opened his mouth wide, and murmured: "That means, from now on, as long as I push the door until I fall asleep from exhaustion, that person will run into my dream, but after he enters my dream, as long as he touches me, he will push the door for me." Open the stone door, I will physically enter the small black room, and when I wake up, he will be ejected from the dream. Is that so?"

Amon, "Yes."

He Chun inexplicably felt sympathy for the boy in red.Was this completely calculated by Amon?It's really pitiful to become a doorman who specializes in helping to push the door.

Granny Feng who stayed in He Chun's arms and heard all the truth: Ahhh!Don't let anyone stop me, I'm going to kill that sinister little Scarface!