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There is no aura in the inner courtyard, which is not a problem for most of the current students, only Han Douding, who has entered the Qi training period, will have a headache.

"Since the college let Zizhen and the others come in, there must be a way to solve the spiritual energy. Maybe they will have a special meditation room, but it needs to be rented with credits?" Eleven speculated based on the money-hungry nature of the foreign college.

"Then what about me?" Sai Baize called.

"you?"

"I also need spiritual energy! No matter how little there is outside, there is spiritual energy, but here, there is no spiritual energy! This damn academy must use some kind of formation to isolate this place, or draw out all the spiritual energy here. out."

"what do you mean?"

"Put me on Boy Han."

"No." Eleven didn't even need to think about it, Yujue followed him, and he still had Jisi and Amon to deal with him.He seriously suspected that the grandfather who accompanied him gave up snatching his body because he had practiced the poor practice method, and turned his attention to Han Zizhen, who had a single water spirit root.

"You can't do this to me!" Sai Baize yelled.

"Why not? So far, what benefits have you brought me? From the beginning to the end, you have been robbing my body, and you have caused me to practice the Exorbitant Practice."

"Can you blame me then? If you weren't poisoned by the mutated golden-threaded python..."

Amon suddenly raised his palm.

Sai Baize's voice stopped abruptly.

"You and Han Zizhen make an oath to each other, let him find a suitable body for you in the future, and you will be loyal to him for a hundred years. I will be a witness." Amon's voice was flat, and his tone sounded like a proposal, but everyone present We all know that this is not just a proposal, but a decision.

Sai Baize quickly weighed the pros and cons.

Han Douding is still a little out of order.

Eleven asked Amon: "Let him swear that he won't harm Zizhen?"

Amon said indifferently: "He dare not."

Sai Baize: Hmph, see if I dare.Well, I dare not.Who dares to violate the oath of the soul under the witness of the God of Disguise?It's not that I don't want to live, but that I'm going to be an unlucky person who will choke to death when I drink water, okay?

Eleven wanted to talk about why he didn't let the grandfather who was with him swear to each other, but then thought that the other party would rather expose himself in front of Han Douding, and obviously didn't want to be with him anymore.

Amon knew the problem. With a dirty god following the future host, any possessed spirit body would want to escape, no matter what his original cultivation level was.The mental body can endure until now, and it is considered mentally tough enough.

"I agree." Sai Baize decided decisively.

Han Douding raised his small hand and scratched his face, his eyes were clouded.

Eleven sat next to him and whispered to him.

Han Douding's eyes brightened as he listened, "Will he really help me?"

"Yes, I feel that he knows a lot. You can find out about him. If he treats you well enough, you can find him a particularly good body, and I will help you. If he is not good enough for you, you Just find him any one." Eleven gave him advice.

Sai Baize: "Hey, little bastard, I heard everything."

Eleven took out Yu Jue, curious: "Who the hell are you? You can always tell now, right?"

Sai Baize proudly said: "I'm from the Sai family, and you wouldn't know if I told you about it. You are not qualified to know about the Sai family. Let's see your luck later. But don't worry, I'll let you know later. I swear, we are our own people, and I will definitely bring you into the big world, so that you can see a wider world. By the way, you are a single-water spiritual root, do you want to improve the quality of your spiritual root? With me, you can do it Don’t worry, I will definitely guide you to find the most suitable elixir for you. Don’t talk about improving the quality of spiritual roots, even if you want to turn water spiritual roots into ice spiritual roots, I can do it! There are also exercises, I know a lot of exercises There must be something better than what you are practicing now. I also know a lot of secret places and treasures, I can take you there, and with me, you will never have to worry about cultivation resources.”

If Sai Baize had a real body, he would definitely squint at Eleven at this time, and announce to Eleven with his expression: Regret it, idiot!

"As for me, I was named Bai Ze by my family. I think you all know that Bai Ze is a legendary beast that knows everything. My full name is Sai Bai Ze. Do you understand the meaning?"

Seeing the blank eyes of the two children, Sai Baize was speechless.No matter how much he said, the two children didn't know the Sai family at all, nor did they know the status of the Sai family in the Six Realms, and it was even more impossible to know how great he was who was given the name Sai Baize by the family.

Eleven blinked, "Is there anyone in your family called Sai Qinglong, Sai Baihu, or Sai Chunhua?"

Sai Baize: I can understand the front, but what the hell is the last name?

"All in all, I, Sai Baize, is the most famous know-it-all in the Six Realms. Back then, it was...that person who asked me about things."

Amon's eyes were a little weird when he heard the word "that one", but the two children were listening to Sai Baize bragging, and no one noticed his expression.

Afterwards, on Eleventh, seeing that Amon had not refuted Sai Baize's boasting, he nodded to Han Douding.

Han Douding took over Yujue, and under the joint witness of Amon and Shiyi, he and Sai Baize made an oath to meet each other for a hundred years.

Eleven also gave Han Douding a ball of his own silk, and secretly told him: If Sai Baize is too noisy, or if there is something you don't want him to know, just wrap him in his own silk.

Han Douding picked up a thread of self in disgust, "I don't want it, what's the use of this?"

Sai Baize has completely rebelled, and shouted in Han Douding's mind: "Fool, don't want it! Those silks, you can take as much as He Zhuzhu gives you. If he doesn't give it, you have to remember to ask him for it! Yes, you Just like the pouches, belts, handkerchiefs and clothes he wants to make out of his own silk."

Han Douding changed his words: "Aren't you planning to be a weaver in the future? From now on, you will make all my purses, clothes, shoes and socks for me."

Eleven raised her eyebrows, "Who said I will be a weaver in the future? I was preparing to be a talisman cultivator!"

Han Douding is an honest and good boy: "Oh, Qianjin and they all said that. They also said that you don't have to worry about your clothes being damaged or your socks being torn. You will mend them for us."

Your mother!Eleven stood up, wanting to kill Jia Qianjin and the others to settle the score.

Sai Baize's voice came into his head again, this time the voice of the accompanying grandfather was full of gloating: "Have you felt the power of the unclean god? This is just the beginning, if you continue to stay by the unclean god, you will be counted No matter how powerful your luck is, no matter how good things fall into your hands, they will not last long. They will all leave you eventually, just like that mutated golden-threaded python, just like me. He Zhuzhu, the golden-threaded python also Forget it, losing me will be the biggest and most irreparable loss in your life!"

Eleven's heart throbbed, "...Actually, my childhood dream was to be the world's best cake delivery king."

Sai Baize didn't understand, and he was very surprised that there was something he didn't understand, "The cake delivery king? You want to be a cake seller?"

"The professional seller of cooking cakes is Wu Dalang." Eleven said weakly: "I'm talking about football, a kind of sport. Sending cakes is an assist, sending the ball to the striker's feet so that he can kick the ball into the net."

Eleven simply explains what football is.

Sai Baize understood, "It's so troublesome, isn't it just Juju, the net is so big, fools can't kick it in. There are also Juju competitions in the world of cultivators. Many sects have their own Juju teams, and they often compete , and even use this to compete for training resources, if you like, you can participate in it in the future, but not everyone can play well, good kickers are very popular in the sect."

When Han Douding left with Yu Jue, Eleven walked up to the little Amon, who was much shorter than him, and stared down at him.

Amon had to raise his head, "Huh?"

Eleven hugged him and said emotionally: "Master Amon, look, how much I gave up for you, and you can't just abandon me in the future." Always protect me!

Master Amon flipped his hand and threw Shi Yi out of the window with an overhand fall.

Eleven, who was resistant to beatings, got up in the yard, patted the dirt on his body very calmly, and blew a special kiss to Amon who was standing at the window on the second floor watching him, then turned and walked towards the west wing.He was going to settle accounts with Jia Qianjin and the others, so he dared to say behind his back that he was Weaver, and even arranged the internal work for him.

Watching the child disappear, Amon took out a book from his arms and sat down at the desk by the window.

The poor refining method is not simply what the world understands, Sai Baize knows one but not the other.If Eleven really wants to take this path of cultivation, it would be inappropriate for Sai Baize to stay by Eleven's side. Sometimes some "senior" self-righteous words may destroy a person, and he does not I hope Sai Baize knows too many things about him. That man had a big mouth when he was alive, and the same thing after death.

In the evening, the seven of them changed into the inner academy uniforms that had been prepared for them in the room, and went to the cafeteria together.

Jia Qianjin maintained a faint, melancholy expression all the way, and He Zhushu stuffed him with a pile of stinky socks to be washed.Before entering the Spirit Seed Academy, he grew up so old that he didn't even wash a handkerchief. After entering the Spirit Seed Academy, it only took him two days to determine that the two things he hated the most were washing clothes and washing dishes. .

But stupidly said, if he doesn't wash his socks, he won't mend his socks in the future.He accepted the pile of stinky socks in a brain twitch, and when He Zhuzhu ran away, he realized that the foreign credits he had now allowed him to wear one pair and lose the other, there was no need to mend socks so frugally!

Well, even if they were cute silly socks, he didn't want to wash them.Jia Qianjin decided that when he went back later, he would secretly throw away all the stupid stinky socks, and buy a dozen new ones for him to send back, claiming that he washed them himself.Well, just did it!

Jia Qianjin's eyes met Zhuang Yongnian's. Zhuang Yongnian also received two pairs of trousers and didn't want to wash them either.They are all young masters at home, who has washed their own clothes?

Throw it away and buy a new one!The two understood each other's thoughts at the same time.

Eleven, regardless of thickness, gave Kong Ge and Fatty each a uniform from the outer court that he had to wash before going out.

Kong Ge accepted it with a wry smile, and promised to wash him up in two days.

Xiaopang laughed, and used Eleven's outer court uniform as a foot wipe when he returned home.

Han Douding was the only one who didn't have to do laundry for Eleven, but gave him all his dirty clothes.

"Do you want some face? Let me wash your underpants for you?" Eleven pinched Han Douding's face.

Han Douding opened his hands, without saying a word, just took out the little pants he was wearing from the storage bag, and stuffed them one by one into Eleven's arms.

Eleven really wanted to smash all these little underpants back, but seeing Xiao Douding's height and the trust in his eyes, he endured it.Forget it, since he treats the other party as his son, of course he has to take care of the other party's life.Can he expect a five-year-old doll to do his laundry?

Seeing that Eleven accepted Han Douding's dirty clothes, Amon, who was about to go out, went back, put the dirty clothes he just changed into Eleven's arms, and ordered him: "Wash it clean."

Eleven: One is the son, the other is the master, I will bear it.

Back to the cafeteria.

The cafeteria here also needs foreign credits to exchange for meal coupons, but each of them has enough foreign credits on Eleventh, not to mention three-year meal coupons, even 30 years, as long as they save a little, it is enough to spend.

They originally planned to go to the cafeteria to inquire about some news, but when they entered the cafeteria, there were hardly many people who came to eat.

Even if someone came to eat, they were in a hurry, and some people even read while eating.

Eleven wanted to go over to ask about the situation, but the other party picked up the rice plate and stood up and left.

Later, the master in the dining hall kindly told them, "Are you all freshmen here? Here, time is the most important thing. No one has time to chat with others. Everyone is their own competitor. Those old students will not tell you Anything, because if they tell you a little more, it may make your credits higher, and the possibility of them being eliminated will increase. If you really want to know something, you can go to Zhaoxin Pavilion Plaza, where students will answer some questions in exchange for foreign credits. However, it is very expensive."

Eleven thanked the master in the cafeteria, and said this after returning home.

Five of the seven people ate a bit heavy for this dinner. The atmosphere of this inner academy and outer academy is completely different, and they have only touched the tip of the iceberg now.