world's most stupid

Chapter 30 Witty 1

Eleven was very curious about the appearance of the big snake, so Jia Qianjin asked the big snake why it didn't hibernate.

Big Snake felt aggrieved when he heard this, and complained to Jia Qianjin for a while.

Jia Qianjin told Eleven: "Benben said..."

"Stupid?"

Jia Qianjin smiled shyly: "This is the name I gave to the big snake. You call it stupid. Without you, there would be no it, so it is called stupid."

Eleven categorically said: "Change!" It must be changed!

The big snake also hissed: "Get out! Whoever wants such a bad name, be careful, I will kill the master!"

Jia Qianjin pouted, he liked the name very much, but seeing Eleven's angry little eyes, he had no choice but to say reluctantly, "Okay, then it's called Snake Snake."

Eleven and Orochi: "..."

Eleven sympathetically said to Big Snake, "You, didn't you give yourself a name?"

The big snake hissed: "I'm sorry, I'm a country snake, so I never thought of giving myself a name! We don't have as much trouble as humans!"

Jia Qianjin ignored the big snake's taunt, seeing that the big snake didn't object clearly, Qian Kun arbitrarily decided on the name, and continued: "Snake said that it was sleeping, but a group of hairy children came to wake it up, it... er , did not beat one of the fur cubs, and had to be forced to leave the warm den. Because it just woke up very hungry, and happened to see a big bear that also woke up from hibernation due to human harassment, it wanted to kill it, eat Lost its inner alchemy. But the big bear ran very fast, it chased and chased all the way, and finally came here, and then it suddenly felt abundant spiritual energy, so it gave up the big bear that was not tasty, and came to eat us gone."

Eleven subconsciously asked, "Xiong, where are you now?"

Jia Qianjin looked at the big snake.

The big snake told him: "Where can the bear that was awakened from hibernation be at this time? Of course, it will go wherever there is food. I still come with it."

food?Come with the big snake?Isn't that just... Jia Qianjin yelled "Ah", grabbed Shi Yi and ran back, but after running a few steps, he stopped again.

There is only one Lei Zhenzi left, and Snake said that the big bear has inner alchemy, which is obviously a monster, so if you want to hurt it, you can only get close to it, and he doesn't have a magic weapon. Still need to do it stupidly.

Jia Qianjin hesitated, if he was alone, he would go back and have a look.But there is still a smaller Eleven, he can't drag the other party back to take risks with him, besides, the protective magic weapon is not a panacea, if the aura in it is exhausted, the little Eleven will die in the face of a monster bear undoubtedly.

Eleven didn't need Jia Qianjin to relay it, just by looking at his expression, he knew where the bear was now, and Jia Qianjin was obviously worried about him.He first said to Jia Qianjin: "Go back." Then he pointed to the big snake: "Take it."

Jia Qianjin slapped her head.That's right, he is already a man with war beasts!Turn around and shout to the big snake: "Snake, you come back with us to save people, hurry up!"

Big Snake lowered his head, his eyelids half closed: "I'm seriously injured and can't move."

Eleven looked at Jia Qianjin: What is that big snake talking about?

Jia Qianjin had a headache and told Eleven: "Snake said it was seriously injured and couldn't move. The medicine I gave it may not have any effect on it."

Well, for the kids!Please call me Uncle Policeman, a good comrade of the people!Eleven threw away Jia Qianjin's hand, ran to the big snake, took out a small jade bottle from his bosom, and poured out a Shangqing Dan.

The big snake raised its head with a smack, and just by smelling it, it knew that this was a good medicine for human cultivators!

Eleven felt distressed for a second, but still sent the elixir to the big snake's mouth, "Eat, clean up, save people."

The spiritual body snorted coldly: "You don't need to win over it at all, let that sissy boy order it, it dare not refuse."

Eleven ignored him.

The big snake stared at Eleven, and with the fastest speed, She Xinzi vomited a roll and swallowed the elixir.Clean up?Think beautifully!It was injured so badly, and it was forced to admit its master. Who caused it?Human cub, you wait for me, sooner or later I will swallow you!

Eleven saw that the big snake seemed to be in a trance, not sure how long it would take, so he could only point to the big snake and said to Jia Qianjin, "I'll go back, wait for it, and follow."

Jia Qianjin grabbed him, "No! You can't go alone. Let's wait for the big snake to recover together."

Eleven struggled to free his hand, pointed to his chest, and then pointed to his boots, "There is a magic weapon, and in a short time, I can't die, hurry up."

Jia Qianjin grabbed Eleven's wrist again, and said firmly, "Then I'll go with you."

But before he finished speaking, He Stupid had already left him and ran away like a gust of wind.

Sirius Arena.

Someone praised: "These two children are benevolent at such a young age."

Some people sneered: "Stupid behavior! Just looking for death."

Regardless of how to evaluate the behavior of these two children, most cultivators believed in their hearts that these two children, especially the one who worked so hard but was picked by others, probably would not live long.

The old farmer listened to the evaluation of the children by the practitioners nearby, took out a gourd of wine from the basket, sipped the wine with a smile, and looked at the running children in the image.

Climb the fairy mountain valley.

Eleven has a good memory, and he didn't forget to remember the way when he ran for his life just now.

The valley was not quite a straight road, and they turned into a side road as they fled.

When he returned to the original place, the 98 children had all disappeared.

Eleven stood there for a while, and heard a faint shout from a distance, and immediately ran towards the direction of the sound.

That's the other side of the valley, opposite the way out.

Those children will run to that end, it is very likely that the big snake and the bear ran out of the valley?

After running for a while, he saw a huge figure in front of him.

It was a gray-black giant bear.

The giant bear stood up and let out a cry of threat or anger.

The giant bear landed with two paws and accelerated forward.

Don't look at the giant bear's bulkiness, this thing doesn't run slowly at all.

When the eleventh arrives, the situation is at its most dangerous!

Lin Yuan held the bow and arrow in her hand and shot the seventh arrow.

The arrow pierced through the air without any sound.

The giant bear was fooled once at the beginning, and later saw the power of the arrow. It didn't use the bear's paw to pounce on the arrow, but turned around and dodged it very flexibly.

"Crack!" The arrow hit the ground, and then a small piece of the ground shattered.

Seeing that the seventh arrow failed again, Lin Yuan couldn't help but gritted her teeth. He brought a total of twelve arrows. The arrows of these arrows are many times more destructive than ordinary arrows. When they hit objects, they will automatically explode into pieces, bringing harm to those who hit them. Great hurt and pain.

But except for the first arrow, which took advantage of its unpreparedness and worked, the big bear dodged all of them. Even the first arrow didn't hurt the opponent much, only one bear's paw was hurt, but it also completely angered the bear. As a result, the bear would rather let go of other smaller and better prey than chase him to death.

"Kong Ge! Freeze it!" Lin Yuan turned and ran, shouting as she ran.

"No more! They are all used up! Before that was the last one!" Kong Ge replied with a louder voice.

Lin Yuan had no choice but to yell at the others: "Is there anyone who has a way to fix this bear, or try to lure it away?"

No one answered him.

Lin Yuan hated, he didn't shoot the arrow at the beginning to save other people, but when the other people found that the big bear was only staring at him, they all ran away in a swarm.

If he hadn't had an idea, he shouted: "These beasts are probably one of the college's tests. You can't just run away, you have to find a way to kill them!"

Those older teenagers will not gather again to find a way to deal with this big bear.

But the situation was not ideal. At first they tried to surround the big bear and hold it back. Others dug traps behind him. He harassed it with arrows and led the bear to run to the trap.

But the big bear is so clever that he knows how to bypass the trap.

Except for the long-range bow and arrow he brought, the others more or less also had some life-saving gadgets.

But because of the haste to fight, there is no cooperation at all, everyone fights on their own, and refuses to take risks.

During this period, Kong Ge used a paper talisman, which froze the bear's feet.

But soon, Big Bear broke free.

Seeing this, Lin Yuan hurriedly organized everyone to play a coordinated battle, and asked Kong Ge to take out another freezing talisman to freeze the bear, and then attack from a distance first and then a close attack.

However, the big bear's skin was thick and thick, even if it was cut by a sword, it could not completely break its fur, and instead irritated it even more.The two bear paws are even more powerful, they slap away all the arrows, stones, hidden weapons and so on that come from afar.

Coupled with the fact that the big bear broke free from the freeze very quickly, the teenagers besieging him didn't dare to fight at all, and basically ran away at the first touch.

Later, when Big Bear learned to be smart, the paper talisman could not fly to it.

Seeing that there was no one to support him, Lin Yuan could only pull out another arrow and turn sideways while running.

"call out!"

"Snapped!"

Another arrow fell to the ground.

"Woo!" The big bear, who thought he was being provoked, roared, and chased him even faster.

Lin Yuan almost wanted to call for help.

He had already heard a high-pitched child's voice calling: "Don't come here! Don't run here!"

Where else can you go if you don't go here?There is no fork next to it!

Several children were crying, and they could not run for a long time.Many children are directly petrified, and it is normal for the younger ones to pee their pants.

Lin Yuan's eyes were red, she pulled out the ninth arrow, turned around suddenly, and rushed towards the direction where the big bear ran: Damn it!Fight!

Many teenagers were also clenching their fists, but they either didn't have the weapons to deal with the bear, or they couldn't muster up the courage to rush to block the bear.

Not everyone can be a hero, and it's not that they are not kind, but there are very few people who can really make "correct" judgments in critical moments, and their instinctive fear of death will make them unable to think too much.

Soldiers, policemen, firefighters, they have gone through thousands of times of training and constant psychological enlightenment and hints before they are forged into brave heroes. They will also be afraid when they see a fire for the first time, and some people will even run away.

This is true even for those whose careers are in danger, not to mention these children whose oldest is only 20 years old and the youngest is only six years old!

Lin Yuan saw that he was getting closer and closer to the big bear, and he even clearly saw the pattern of the big bear's paws.

The bear's paw was shot.

The arrow pierced straight into the bear's eye.

"Crack!" The bear slapped the arrow with a wave of its palm, causing the arrow to fly backwards obliquely.

It was too late for Lin Yuan to pull out the tenth arrow, and the huge bear's paw had already slapped him in the face!

"Shua!" A small figure passed by Lin Yuan, grabbed his arm, turned him in a different direction, and ran wildly with him.

Lin Yuan felt the wind, followed by a sense of suffocation.

In order to avoid the bear's paw, Eleven ran extremely fast during this section.

After a few seconds, it was confirmed that he was out of danger, Eleven threw Lin Yuan away, turned around and ran back again, this time he slowed down a little, he also needed to catch his breath.By the way, he opened his mouth and asked the grandfather who accompanied him: "Receive the bears, how?"

Spiritual body: "Do you want to take this bear as a war beast or a beast pet?"

Eleven: "Is there a difference?"

Spiritual body: "Of course there are. Beast pets are for play, and war beasts can help and fight on their own behalf. The former is casual, but the latter needs to be cautious. There are also companion beasts, but if you don't take this path, I won't I told you more."

Eleven slowed down a bit: "This bear?"

"No need, it's just an ordinary first-grade monster, which can be seen everywhere." The spirit body broke Eleven's delusion on the spot, "Why do you think monsters can be collected casually? Not to mention companion beasts, even war beasts, which are generally very At most, the cultivators of beast control will accept one or two, and most of them are just one. Because cultivating an excellent war beast is not just a free range, you need to find the natural treasures for it to advance, and you need to help it To break through the upgrade barrier, you need to continuously cooperate with it to train fighting methods, etc. If you treat it badly, or encounter unruly ones, you have to prevent it from killing the master. If the mental power is not strong, you can't just take the war beast casually, because If your mental power is too low, you won't be able to take over high-level monsters.

As for animal pets, what do you do with such a big bear?let it play youThis kind of adult bear is not familiar at all. If you want to raise a bear, you have to raise it from an early age. I know where there is a baby bear. It is the legendary ninth-rank earth king bear. When you catch it, you can not only treat it as a pet, but also as a fighter. Partner, it's not too cost-effective, how about it, do you want to go?Let me tell you, only I know..."

Eleven just wanted to ask how this big bear compares to the big snake just now, and whether it is possible to accept it.Unexpectedly, he talked so much about his spiritual experience, and he still had the momentum to continue talking, and he even started to sell new varieties to him.Is this suffocated?Or do you want to tempt him to go somewhere?

Lin Yuan was driven forward by the inertia and then tripped and fell to the ground, but he turned over and got up immediately.

He knew that someone had saved him just now, but who saved him?

Together with Lin Yuan, the children who were a little bit more courageous and dared to look at the big bear, who were hiding behind the nearby grass and stones, saw a not-so-acquainted child running in front of the big bear, stretched out his palm and patted it...

"Hi!" Eleven pairs of big bears showed innocent smiles.Isn't it said that animals like pure souls?It should be rare to see someone as upright, kind, brave and pure as him, right?

Big Bear was stunned for a moment, why is this human melon so courageous?

Wait, this feeling?The big bear flipped its paw over and slapped the child on the head.Meat!Fragrant and tender baby meat!It's also full of spirit!Best of luck! This is it!While there is no competition around, eat it quickly when you faint!

And monsters!Don't respect the old and love the young at all!Eleven jumped to the side like a spring, and pointed at Big Bear angrily: "You have no, no friends in your life!" After saying that, he ran away.

Big Bear: "?"

Eleven ran for a short distance, turned around, and waved to Big Bear: "Come on! Let's hurt each other!"

Big Bear looked at Eleven, and then looked back at Lin Yuan who was aiming at it with a bow and arrow.

Lin Yuan was waiting for an opportunity.

Eleven saw that Big Bear looked back at Lin Yuan, fearing that it would run off and hurt other children, so he ran back quickly, pulled out his dagger and stabbed Big Bear in the buttocks.Well, the height is just right.

Big Bear...: "Ho Ho Ho!"

Eleven drew out his dagger and ran wildly.

The big bear hit the ground on all fours, chasing wildly.

Lin Yuan wanted to shoot the arrow, but the big bear ran too fast.In an instant, the man and the bear were almost gone.

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