world's most stupid

The first trick of apprenticeship is wrapping.

He followed Amon wherever he went, no, it should be said that he would drag Amon with him wherever he went.

On the way, he ran into Xiaodouding twice, relying on the presence of Amon by his side on both occasions, he beat him up if he couldn't do a scolding fight, although it didn't take much advantage, but when the adults on both sides didn't make any moves, and the fighting time was limited intentionally or unintentionally , he and Xiaodouding were evenly matched.

Then he snatched an ornament from Xiaodouding in both battles as a trophy.

Xiao Douding was probably pointed out by the adults, and he also wanted to take something from him the second time, but he didn't bring a single extra purse with him except for the amulet and the magic boots when he went out these days.

Xiao Douding was so angry that he snatched his belt in the second battle and wanted to strip his clothes. Fortunately, at the last moment, Amon rescued him.

Eleven decided not to fight Xiao Douding again for the third time. He always felt that Xiao Douding would definitely be stripped naked once again. His god walking boots were snatched away.

"Master!" Look, how smoothly he pronounced these two words without stuttering.

"Don't bark." Amon, who was holding his hand, turned his head and let him look ahead of the road.

Eleven made persistent efforts and resorted to the second big trick of apprenticeship: sweet talk.

In the evening, Eleven practiced the big characters at the desk for an hour according to his usual schedule. After finishing writing, he dragged Amon over to read.

Amon lowered his head, and saw this sentence written in ugly calligraphy on the white paper placed on the table: Master, accept me, and I will become your caring little padded jacket!

Amon turned around, picked up the child, took off his little padded jacket and stuffed him naked under the quilt, "Don't make trouble, sleep."

The next day, when Eleven was walking on the street, he slipped a small note to Amon.

Amon didn't really want to open it, but Eleven looked at him with eager eyes, so he had no choice but to open it.

The note said: Master, you are my eternal master, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, I will always be filial to you, accept me!

A few minutes later, a cage of rats appeared in Amon's hands, who had disappeared for a while. In front of the children, he tore off the heads of the squawking rats one by one...

Eleventh stay: "Master, hello, you are so cruel."

On the third day, the child folded a beautiful paper crane out of expensive rice paper, and shyly stuffed the paper crane under Amon's pillow.

In the evening, when I came back on November [-], I saw the paper crane that had been thrown in the trash can and hadn't been opened. I couldn't help but climbed onto Amon's body and bit it.

Amon poked the man immobile with his finger, and sat for a while holding the bear boy with eyes rolling around, and finally picked out the paper crane from the trash can, and opened it:

Bastard Amon, if you don't accept me as an apprentice, that is the biggest loss in your life!Let me tell you, you will never find a good apprentice like me again!Give you one last chance, will you accept it or not?

Below the threatening letter is a very vicious child's face in simple strokes.

Amon... So cruel, so cruel, he threw the child out of the window!

When eleven landed, he found that he could move.He turned around, looking at the closed window, he couldn't believe that his ultimate move was useless against Amon.

How can this be? !I think back then, the mafia boss who was known as the most difficult to attack, the hardest to speak, and the least trustworthy was defeated by him with these tricks, and finally brought him by his side as a confidant.Why didn't the same trick work against Amon at all?

Hearing Eleven's mental body muttering: "...Brother Liao's younger brother is a scumbag! You deserve to be hunted down! Please let me go! Do you want to be cursed for ten lives? Either you throw me away, I'm telling you very seriously!"

"You, shut up!" Eleven rushed to the window unwillingly, opened the window with all his strength, stretched out his head and shouted to the inside: "Why why!"

Amon, who was sitting in front of the window with his book in his hand, said without raising his head, "You think I'm Shopkeeper He?"

Eleven was stunned for a moment, Dawu slammed the window: "You, are, eat, jealous!"

Just about to make up his mind, Amon closed the window with a wave of his hand.

"Master! Hey, hey, hey, you're so angry!" When Eleven finally broke through the window and climbed in, Amon was no longer in the house.

Eleven clenched his fists, well, since you also follow the 24 filial piety, then I will treat you like that.

So there was one more object of courtship on Eleven.

But his family's guard, Amon, has a firm heart and is completely unmoved by his sugar-coated bullets. Even the more attentive he is, the colder he is towards him.

Others can't see this indifference, but Eleven can feel it intuitively. The most obvious thing is that he used to climb up and down on Amon, and Amon didn't care about him, but now let alone crawling on him, he usually looks for him. Not to that person anymore!

Under the persistent siege of Amon on the [-]th, the eighth day of February came, and the Spirit Seed Academy started.

Eleven did not refuse to go to school, but had a little more expectation. There are two main reasons.

First, through contact with a certain Xiaodouding, he deeply realized that in this world, money is not enough, you must have strong military support, otherwise you will lose everything at any time, including your life, just like being killed by two people. The knife was razed to the ground and the He family shop that did not dare to ask anyone to pay for it.

Second, no matter how much money ordinary people earn, even if they can earn ten thousand taels of gold a year, that is only one hundred spirit coins.But in the world of cultivators, in the Spirit Seed Academy, as long as you participate in the academy activities, find a few herbs and dig a few ores, you can get a hundred spirit coins or even more.

Not going to the Spirit Seed Academy if there is a chance, but working hard to make money in the mortal world, that is something even an idiot would not do.Shopkeeper He's original words.

If you can survive for a few years at the Spirit Seed Academy and withdraw alive, you can easily live no worse than the royal family when you return to the mortal world.Of course, those who can enter the Spirit Seed Academy rarely quit halfway, and those who quit will generally be robbed as fat sheep unless they are protected by a big family.

Eleven who plans to hang around for a few years if it doesn’t work: What a trap!

"...So in order to protect themselves, most of the college's students will be hired by the royal families of various countries, cultivation families and clans, and even some small cultivation sects. This is also a good thing, don't you think?" Shopkeeper He touched the child head of.

Eleven times he laughed convulsively: Why is this world so difficult to mess with!

In fact, he knows the answer, because he doesn't want to be trampled under his feet, and he doesn't want to be one of the huge number of low-level people who can only drift with the crowd.

It's not hard to jump down and stay where you are, the hard part is when you climb up.

"It's just ahead. We have to get off here, and we won't let the car in any further." Shopkeeper He knocked on the door, and the carriage quickly found a place to stop.

When Eleven came out, he saw a huge parking lot paved with large blocks of blue bricks. There were carriages and mounts parked very neatly on the field, and it was impossible to count them at a glance.

Looking further into the distance, you can see a mass of black people's heads.

There are still people coming along the road.

The second housekeeper and Shopkeeper He sent him here in person, and four assistants followed them, Shopkeeper He turned around to urge him.

Eleven turned his head and looked around, but did not see his Amon guard.

Shopkeeper He has already told him that all students entering the Spirit Seed Academy are not allowed to bring servants, no matter how young they are.

Eleven told Amon about this, and Amon only told him not to worry.

Eleven was very worried. He hadn't seen Amon for two days, and he didn't know where he had gone. He thought Amon would show up today, but he was disappointed.

Isn't it just a teacher, is it necessary to avoid me like this?

Could it be that I'm really so bad, so bad that you don't even want to accept a registered disciple politely?

Eleven gritted his teeth and vowed that he would definitely get Master Amon!

Then throw it away cruelly!

Walking along the huge parking lot, there is a larger piece of flat land in front of it, which is also paved with large green bricks, and the area is much larger than the parking lot.

This land is at the foot of Dengxian Mountain, and you can see the ladder to enter the Spirit Seed Academy when you look up.

There are many people in the square, but it is not too noisy. If you look carefully, you can see that the people here are divided into three parts.

Shopkeeper He held him back, pointed at the team in front of him and said, "I've already told you that there is no equality in Spirit Seed Academy, and the inequality starts here."

Eleven asked directly, "The difference?"

After getting along for this period of time, Shopkeeper He also got used to Eleven's way of speaking.He probably knew that if he continued to stutter after entering the academy, he would be ridiculed or even bullied by those brats. Eleven Lang has been working hard to practice the way of speaking without stuttering, and the way he can think of and can do it now is to say what he wants to say as briefly as possible Come out, and need a word for word.

This way of speaking also sounds weird, but it's better than stuttering.

Shopkeeper He explained to him: "The status and status of these three rows are different, and the Shuxiu they hand over is also different. The gentleman who will lead the team later and the way up the mountain are different, including the future residence and so on."

"us?"

"We will be in the middle line. Both the left and the middle are completed. As long as you show the certificate, you can go straight up the mountain without waiting. It's just that the student status of the left line is more noble, while the right line It is the students who need to finish their studies and verify their qualifications on the spot."

Eleven understands, that is, the luxury class is on the left, the business class is in the middle, and the economy class is on the right.

The passage in the middle was just as shopkeeper He said, the speed of travel was very fast, Eleven paid special attention, they lined up from the last (about 50 people) to the front, and only four or five people moved in the line on the right.

Shopkeeper He took out a jade token and handed it to the man sitting behind the table.

The man put the jade tablet into a magic weapon, and after confirming that it was correct, he only asked coldly: "Do you know the rules?"

"Yes." Shopkeeper He said very respectfully.

The man took out the jade tablet and signaled to Eleven: "Put a drop of your blood on it, and then bring your salute and wait behind."

Shopkeeper He took out the silver needle he had prepared, grabbed Eleven's little hand, poked it on the tip of his index finger, squeezed out a drop of blood onto the jade tablet, then pushed Eleven lightly, and said, "Go."

Eleven: No wonder it's so fast.

He didn't bother to carefully observe the left and right sides. The people behind him were already waiting for shopkeeper He and the second housekeeper to leave.

Shopkeeper He didn’t dare to occupy the seat, he had already told Eleven Lang what he had to say, and the previous one also promised to take care of this senior brother who was older than him. Eleven Lang himself.

Shopkeeper He waved to Eleven, silently blessing the child in his heart.

The second steward saluted Eleven far away, and they might never have the chance to meet again after that.

Eleven deeply returned the gift, and was very grateful to the second housekeeper for taking care of him all the way. This morning, he went to find him and bribed him with two spirit coins, asking him to take care of He Sun and his brothers and sisters on his behalf.

The second butler accepted the gift and agreed.

After shopkeeper He and the second housekeeper left, Eleven turned around.

There are already many freshmen standing behind him, ranging in age from five to six years old to about 20 years old. The older ones are okay, but most of the younger ones are very disturbed, and some of them have red eyes.

A middle-aged man who seemed to be the team leader waved to Eleven and the children behind him, "... 99, [-]. Alright, follow me up the mountain together. Don't fall behind. If you do, no one will come to you."

Eleven saw that everyone was in a daze, and didn't move immediately.

It wasn't until a teenager about [-] or [-] years old took the initiative to hold a child's hand that the other teenagers didn't move.

Many older children followed the boy's example and took the initiative to bring along a younger one.Fortunately, teenagers over the age of 12 accounted for the majority, and it seemed that there were only a dozen or so children under the age of seven.

The team leader watched their actions, neither saying good nor bad.

Eleven looks bigger, like a ten-year-old child, and finally he was assigned to a fourteen-year-old boy.

Each student who goes up the mountain can only bring one package, no matter how big the package is, as long as you can carry it on your back.

However, the children who can be ranked in the middle are basically given inside information, and no one brings a large package, and some even come empty-handed.

Eleven touched the three purses that he wore on the special belt, and these three purses contained all his wealth.One contains Jisi—the silk spun by oneself, referred to as Jisi; one contains five thousand spiritual coins;

The package behind him contained only food, water, and a few pieces of obscene clothes——a suggestion from Shopkeeper He.

The team leader coughed, "Very well, it seems that you are all prepared, so I won't talk nonsense, let's go."

The team leader left as soon as he said, without any extra explanation.

Eleven and his boy walked in the middle, and the boy asked him in a low voice, "What's your name?"

Eleven thought of her name in her previous life, and replied, "Chun, He Chun."

The boy was surprised by Eleven's way of speaking, "My name is Zhuang Yongnian, and I come from Yueguo. Is anyone in your family in the academy?"

"Have."

"I think so. You young ones, if no one is in the academy, your family will not let you in at ease." Zhuang Yongnian sighed softly like an adult.

"To pass."

"You also know?" Zhuang Yongnian just asked casually, those of them who have predecessors in the academy, will more or less know some secrets of the academy.

"Don't worry, as far as I know, the first level shouldn't be too difficult. Most people can pass it as long as their luck is not too bad. If you are afraid, just follow me and I will protect you."

Eleven raised his head. This little boy's eyes and expression were very sincere, he didn't seem to be lying, so he was lucky to meet a kind kid who was more sympathetic?

No, it should be said that most of the children entering school now are kind-hearted. In the words of shopkeeper He, everyone is in a safe period, and the evil and violent factors have not yet emerged.

But when the first betrayer, cheater, bully... appears, the atmosphere among the students will become more and more tense.

The climbing ladder is very long, and when they walked one third of the way, the leader led them into a fork in the road.

The fork in the road is not a repaired road, but a trail made with your feet in the woods. There are many roots and fallen leaves on the ground. Adults must pay great attention when walking, let alone the little ones who are only a few years old.

Because the team leader kept silent and just walked forward, the teenagers talked to each other in order to relieve their tension and adapt quickly.

After walking a certain distance, several older teenagers put the youngest on their backs.

I walked like this for about an hour. At this time, the children who were physically weak began to pant, and many children dragged each other, and walked more and more slowly.

No one dared to fall behind, they were all desperately following.

Because everyone knows that the first test has already begun.

The oldest teenagers have already begun to automatically assign work, regrouping all the children, and then dividing them into those who take the lead, those who escort the team, and those who are in series.

On the way, the leader only watched them move, occasionally stopping to take a break.

Finally, when the team leader stopped again, he pointed to the valley ahead and said the first and last sentence along the way: "On the fourth day before the sun rises, the person who can walk out of the valley and see the second senior brother , even if you officially enter the Spirit Seed Academy."

Only then did Eleven realize that the middle-aged team leader was actually an old student from the previous session.

The middle-aged senior brother left after explaining this sentence, leaving behind a hundred children.

Not all the children could remember their family’s advice, and one of them asked anxiously: “If it takes more than four days to leave, will the people not be able to enter school? What if they can’t get out? What’s the danger inside?”

The boy who was the first to act at the bottom of the mountain answered: "It seems that some people still don't know the rules of this level, then I will tell everyone again, everyone listen carefully, I will not say it again."

The children looked at him together, including the oldest ones.

The young man said clearly: "Those who cannot pass this level cannot enter the Spirit Seed Academy, not for more than three days, and cannot get out. For those who cannot get out, no one will rescue you, or you can find it yourself. On the way down the mountain, you will either die in the mountain. Similarly, those who exceed the specified time must also go down the mountain, but these people will be sent to the ladder."

Many children's faces turned pale with fright.

"However..." The young man paused slightly, and continued: "If your families can afford the price, you can ask the brothers and sisters from the academy to rescue the people trapped in the valley in three days. Remember, each The price paid by the family is not to those brothers and sisters who saved lives, but to the college, which issues tasks to the students, and the students can get the corresponding credits after completing the tasks. As for the usefulness of the credits, I think everyone should be very familiar with it. Understood. What questions do you have next? If not, we will rest in place for half an hour, eat something and drink some water, and then enter the valley."

Everyone has no objection to the final arrangement of the teenagers, and many young ones slumped on the ground early.

Someone stepped forward and saluted the young man with fists cupped: "I don't know how to call you brother, but I'm Kongge."

The boy returned the salute, "My humble Lin Yuan."

Then several older teenagers greeted each other and introduced each other.

Eleven wrote down Lin Yuan's name, found a place to sit down and rest with Zhuang Yongnian, opened his package, and took out meatloaf from it to distribute to Zhuang Yongnian.

Zhuang Yongnian smiled, "It seems that our two families want to go together. I brought beef with sesame seed cakes. It's delicious. Try it."

A hundred teenagers were naturally divided into more than a dozen small circles.

Zhuang Yongnian didn't seem to have any intention of expanding his social circle, and he didn't bother to move on Eleven, so the two became a small group alone.

Just when everyone thought they were the only ones here, there was the sound of trampling leaves, and another group of people appeared.

This team attracted everyone's attention as soon as they arrived.

Eleven was even more surprised, because he knew the little Douding who was walking in the front!

How could the Young Palace Master of Guanghan Palace also come to Spirit Seed Academy?

Xiao Douding, who was walking bored, felt someone watching him, and looked up to see that familiar figure.

Xiao Douding's eyes lit up, and with a particularly arrogant step, he walked up to Eleven in three or two steps, raised his chin and said, "Little stammer, if you don't want to die, quickly kneel down and beg for mercy!"