world's most stupid

On the day of the wedding banquet, Meng Modi really brought a small meat dumpling with narrow eyes, and the little meat dumpling rushed towards Jia Qianjin when he saw Jia Qianjin.

Jia Qianjin was stunned for a moment, but she quickly recognized Xiao Rou Tuan Zi, hugged him in her arms, and exclaimed in surprise, "Golden thread python? Xiao Jin? You have become a human?"

Little Routuanzi hugged Jia Qianjin's neck and rubbed and rubbed: "Yes, thanks to Lord Demon Emperor."

His Majesty Feng Wang's expression was distorted, and he turned his head and complained to He Chun: "Someone's words don't count, and the curse of my Feng family was not completely lifted in Cangyun Continent back then. The curse recurred not long after I entered the Divine Fire Realm, if it wasn't..."

Feng Wang took the opportunity to grab Jia Qianjin's hand, tore out a certain dumpling, and threw it aside.

He Chun suppressed a smile and turned to look at someone.

Amon raised his eyelids, and said casually: "I just added one more condition. When I said that I would help the Feng family to lift the curse, it was based on the fact that Feng Ye would not make any more plans for you, but who told him to never forget you?" , and trying to harm me, if he can’t stop his delusions about you, the curse will recur. You see, now that he is married to Xiaoxiang, the curse will be completely lifted.”

Well, regardless of his original intention, it is also a fact that the curse of the Feng family has been completely lifted.

He Chun understood the old devil and secretly pinched him.Let you screw up!

Amon's eyes were dangerous.

Feng Wang took a deep breath, he was afraid that he could not help but kill someone on the day of the wedding banquet.Thinking of his mood and oath when he was just thrown into the God and Fire Realm... If Jia Qianjin wasn't the one who got the inheritance of the Divine Beast, he might really be a chicken and be enslaved for a lifetime.

It is shameless to say that the dignified Devil Emperor did this?He is a demon cultivator, so it's strange that he didn't keep his hand in doing things, right?Especially when it comes to your loved ones.If it was him, he would probably be more insidious.

Feng Ye was indeed very angry when he found out that the curse had not been completely lifted. At that time, he somewhat vented his anger towards Jia Qianjin for what he did, but now this anger has long since faded, but just now he was overwhelmed by the expression of that bastard Demon Emperor. Provoked some.

Now when he saw He Chun, he was completely calm, and even put the other party's position on Jia Qianjin's friends and partners, and then he thought of the friendship between him and He Chun.

And what Emperor Meng said was obviously warning him, he said it was completely lifted, but God knows if he will set some secret conditions, such as when he suddenly wants to have something to do with He Chun when he gets dizzy one day in the future, this curse It will recur again or even more violently.

Feng Ye was very sure who was living in his heart, if that shameless devil really did something like this, he didn't care.It's just that this feeling of being secretly pinched by the neck made him very uncomfortable.

He Chun saw it, and assured Feng Ye: "There won't be any hidden hands. Amon said it was completely released, so it really has been completely released. Isn't it right, Master?"

Meng Modi lazily said: "Yes."

Feng Ye snorted coldly.

Jia Qianjin smiled gently, but tried hard to pull her hand out of Feng Ye's.

Feng Ye grabbed him tightly and glared at him: "What are you doing? You know that I haven't..."

Feng Ye had a good face, and refused to say the following words.

Jia Qianjin said helplessly to him: "My lord, where are you thinking? You throw Xiao Jin out, and I have to bring him back."

"Not allowed!" Feng Ye domineeringly grabbed the person and wouldn't let him go.

He Chun gave him a "really not easy" expression.

Jia Qianjin gave him a look of "you wish you were lucky".

The two then laughed together.

Not long after, Little Crab, Han Doudou and others arrived, and everyone greeted them out together.

On that day, all the members of Hugging Thighs and Calfs gathered together, and everyone drank a lot of wine together.

Jia Xiaoxiang was so drunk that he hugged the wine jar and beat the wine jar hard, cursing "Bastard, bastard, beat you to death".

Feng Ye came over and hugged him.

Jia Xiaoxiang still held the wine jar and refused to let it go.

Feng Ye's eyelids twitched, his expression was speechless: "I knew it..."

what do you know?

Jia Xiaoxiang raised his face and smiled foolishly.

Feng Ye lowered her head and rubbed the tip of his nose.

Jia Xiaoxiang opened his mouth and bit him.

A wave of evil fire shot out from Feng Ye's groin, and he ran away with the person in his arms.The speed was so fast that not even a shadow was left behind.

He Chun giggled and kicked the old devil who was leaning on the wine jar and slowly savoring the cool breeze on the top of the mountain.

The old devil grabbed his bare feet, put them in his arms, and continued to drink.

He Chun kicked his old devil away again, crawled and crawled, and ran to the other side to harass the little crab who was drunk.

Han Doudou had already fallen asleep in Long Yan's arms, drooling from her sleep.

Long Yan grabbed the wine jar and touched it with Emperor Meng Modi, looking up he was half full of wine.

"Our child is entrusted to you to take care of it." Meng Modi said.

Long Yan gently brushed aside the broken hair on Han Doudou's forehead, and smiled: "Doudou is a good boy, you taught him very well."

The corner of Meng Modi's mouth curled up, "He Chun regards him as his own son, and is afraid that he will grow crooked. But he is very relieved of you."

Long Yan smiled and said nothing.

Meng Modi sent a voice transmission: "There is a secret realm in the middle world that is about to be opened, which is good for you and Han Doudou. In addition, you want to get rid of Sai Baize that Han Doudou brought with you as soon as possible? There is method. Want to go?"

Long Yan... now also feels Feng Ye's cheating mood, it's really an indescribable ecstasy.You know that this old devil is uneasy and kind, and to put it bluntly, he wants to send all the relatives and friends around He Chun away, but the other party's proposal makes you unable to refuse.

Do you dare to say it directly without sound transmission?

Meng Modi Jiang Taigong was not afraid that the enemy would not take the bait when he was fishing.

Long Yan looked down at Han Doudou, if it was just him, it didn't matter whether he went or not, but it was good for the child, so he had to think carefully.Besides, instead of letting the Demon Emperor despise them, why not be more sensible, so as to maintain the relationship and gain benefits.

Long Yan believed that Emperor Meng Mo would not harm Han Doudou, just by his words "our child", it was enough to see Emperor Meng Mo's attitude towards Han Doudou.

And that Sai Baize is indeed a bit annoying, always trying to influence Han Doudou's thoughts, Han Doudou wants to open a harem because he has heard too much of his nonsense.Long Yan took Han Doudou very seriously, so naturally he didn't want another teacher around the child to "educate" him. Both He Chun and him thought about the child from the bottom of their hearts, but Sai Baize was more interested in gaining benefits for himself.

Thinking of this, Long Yan also felt that it would be better to complete the agreement between Sai Baize and Han Doudou earlier, and get him a body.

"When Doudou wakes up, I'll ask him. I don't think he would refuse the opportunity to become stronger. It's just..." Long Yan looked at He Chun who was harassing the little crab.

Emperor Meng Mo said generously: "Let them take advantage of it this time. I just know that there is a passage connecting the small world in the back mountain of the Cangyun Sect in the Cangyun Continent, and it will be opened in the near future. There are some things in the small world that are not bad. , let them go in together and have a good time. When you come out, you can just catch up with the secret place in the middle world."

Well, Lord Devil Emperor has made all the arrangements, what else can he say?Long Yan smiled and shook his head, thinking at the same time, hugging thighs and calves is really worthy of the name. With Meng Modi's extremely thick and super thighs, the whole team doesn't have to worry about future cultivation.

That is to say, the members of the team don't like to rely on others, otherwise they will be able to run amok in the Six Realms just by relying on Lord Demon Emperor's reputation as a backer.

A Six Tribulation or Seven Tribulation Loose Immortal in this world before seems to be launching a war between good and evil?As a result, after receiving the warning from the fairy world, he didn't even fart.

What happened to the Sanxian after that?It seems that there is something wrong with the kung fu he practiced. When crossing the catastrophe, the avatar consciousness and his main consciousness robbed the main body together, and finally the avatar consciousness won?

It's just that the two consciousnesses are fighting each other. The crossing of the robbery failed, and the main body was completely shattered by the thunderbolt. That consciousness had to be possessed by a dung beetle or a kowtow. Where did you hide.

This matter was spread throughout the lower six realms, and many people said it vividly, as if they saw the Sanxian's consciousness enter a certain insect body with their own eyes.Long Yan heard about this as soon as he came back with Han Doudou.

After listening to Han Doudou, he said a word. He said: "Scarface is a god of filth. Without my blessing, anyone who dares to provoke him is a brave man."

With just this sentence, Long Yan knew that Sanxian must have offended His Majesty Meng Modi, and it was probably related to He Chun.Otherwise, how could the details of his crossing the catastrophe be spread all over the world?He even explained clearly how the avatar consciousness and the main consciousness fought, and the process of finally possessing a certain bug was also very subtle.Who would believe it if it was said that no one was watching the records and spreading them widely?

On the other end, He Chun was teasing the little crab, but the tall and big little crab suddenly dropped the wine jar, hugged He Chun and burst into tears.

Long Yan raised his head and looked over there.

Meng Modi's face...hasn't changed, he has this dead face most of the time.

He Chun patted the little crab's back clumsily, murmuring to comfort him.Although he didn't understand why the little crab was so sad.

"He refused to come, saying that he was a monk and could not attend the wedding of ordinary people." The little crab was so drunk that he didn't know what he was talking about or what he was doing.

"Yeah, he won't come if he doesn't come, we don't care." He Chun was also drunk.

Emperor Meng Mo wanted to get his disciples drunk, and there was no pot of ordinary wine on this earth that could lighten the alcoholism.

How many people don't know, isn't this just drinking to the fullest?

Han Doudou is still the smartest, maybe he is the most transparent, he doesn't have too many regrets or worries in his heart, when he is drunk, he hugs and kisses one by one, and then sleeps in Long Yan's arms before other people's lovers get angry up.

The little crab leaned his head on He Chun's shoulder and murmured: "You don't care about it, I care about him, but I care about him for many, many years. He is old, do you know? He has demons in his heart, he can't get over it, and he can't break through the alchemy." Baby, now his lifespan is coming to an end."

"Stupid, my heart hurts, it hurts so much, I want to dig it out, let's dig it out."

The little crab straightened up suddenly, ripped off his clothes with a snap, his fingertips turned into sharp claws, and stabbed at his chest.

He Chun was startled, his reaction was a little slow, and he only had time to grab the little crab's claws.

A wound had been punctured in the chest of the little crab.

"Crab, what are you doing? Why are you self-harming?" He Chun's wine was startled sober a little.

The little crab... No, it should be said that he is a big crab now.The big crab smiled foolishly, and said with tears in his eyes, "I dug out the heart and gave it to him to eat. It is rumored that the heart of our Zimu tribe is our soul pill, and if you eat it, you can break the pill and become a baby."

"Oh? It's so troublesome. I remember there are Chengying Pills. I'll ask Lao Meng to get you some." He Chun crawled and crawled, trying to crawl back to his old devil.

But this time he didn't need to go there, when the crab attacked him, the Meng Modi came over.

"Old Meng," He Chun sat up, trying to look sober, but his upper body was swaying, "Didn't you say that there was an alchemy competition in the alchemy competition last time, where is it? Let's buy a few pieces."

Meng Modi rubbed his head and sat down beside him.

The crab watched them expectantly.

Meng Modi hugged his drunken disciple and lover in his arms, and looked up to the other side.

"You're the dumbest guy on the team."

"what?"

Meng Modi flicked his fingers, and something got into the crab's body.

Crab's eyes seemed to be much clearer.

Meng Modi suppressed He Chuzhu who was about to speak, and said to Xie Xie: "How many years has it been? You haven't got anyone yet, and calling you stupid is just a compliment."

Crab:"……"

He wants to say that he respects the other party and doesn't want to violate the other party's meaning.

Meng Modi seemed to know what he was going to say, and snorted coldly: "Some people are just stone mills, they can't be pushed. If you want to wait for his own consent, you have to have the patience to wait for the stone to enlighten his wisdom. But I'm sure Let me tell you honestly, if any stone wants to be enlightened, millions of years are the foundation, whether you want to continue to wait."

The crab's mind was shocked.

And the words that shocked him were yet to come.Meng Modi threw it out as if tempting and casually: "That man is a monk and a monk. Buddhists have always regarded eliminating demons as their own responsibility, and there is even a saying that they use their body to save demons. If you tell him, if he doesn't To save you, just let yourself be enchanted, and you will see what happens to him."

The crab opened its eyes wide and swallowed its saliva.

He Chun was confused, "Who is the monk you are talking about? Crab, have you taken a fancy to a monk? Hahaha, yes, it is indeed my brother, and the people I like are extraordinary! Oh, overthrow the monk, Ami Tofu !"

He Chun clasped his hands together, then raised his head and laughed.

Crab: This drunk, I really want to beat him up.

Long Yan, who was diagonally opposite, also smiled.

Meng Modi put his arms around He Chuzhu, not letting him fall out.While taking the time to say to the crab: "Some people have hope in waiting, and some people don't. The key is to see if the other party has heart for you. If the monk does not want you to be enchanted, and would rather save you with his body, it means that he has heart for you. If he cares more about you, then you can also look forward to the future. If he ignores you, he doesn’t care whether you are possessed or not, you don’t have to wait any longer, just deal with him directly. As for the future, maybe you get him, your anger It's gone."

Crab didn't listen to the last sentence, but was so excited that he kept telling himself that this was the best way.

Meng Modi said again: "A certain Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva said that hell is not empty, so he vowed not to become a Buddha. But do you think he has become a Buddha now?"

What's the meaning?Crab was still a little drunk, maybe he didn't dare to think about it.

On the contrary, the drunkard He Zhuzhu yelled at the side, clearing the fog: "What Lao Meng means is that as long as you keep yourself on the verge of being enchanted, he will save you forever. In other words, you just need to let him understand that once he doesn't save you If you become a demon, you will start killing, you will go crazy, you will wreak havoc, and you will do all kinds of bad things. First of all, you will forcefully push that monk, and then threaten to kill his whole family and all the monks in his temple. How dare he I won’t save you! Wahaha!”

Then the drunk He Chuchu put his hands together again, and said with a serious face: "Ami Tofu, I will not go to hell, whoever goes to hell, that unknown monk, you should follow my brother, and the whole world will save you for you." Thank you for being a big devil in the future!"

Crab:"……"

Meng Modi stood up and carried the drunkard He Clumsy on his shoulder, and finally said to the crab: "Don't you want to dig out your heart? Go dig in front of that monk, don't foolishly dig where he can't see. Don't worry, I guarantee that if you really dig it out, you won’t die. Go, see you at the Cangyun Sect in Cangyun Continent in one month.”

The crab pressed his heart with his palm, and after a while, he roared, jumped up and flew away.

call out!A purple light pierced the sky.

Long Yan grabbed the wine jar and raised his hand to the crab that was leaving: "I wish you good luck."

Han Doudou, who was sleeping soundly, seemed to sense something, and waved her little paw: "Bye, bye."

Drunk He Chuchu laughed, straightened his body and paid tribute to the crab who was gone: "Brother, beat the monk! I will drink your wedding wine tomorrow! I wish you two years of hugging!"

The corner of Meng Modi's mouth was slightly curved, thinking maybe he should prepare for the "egg" of the two of them.

One month later, the Cangyun Sect of the Cangyun Continent.

The members of the leg-holding team gathered together again, this time there were three more people.

One of them, the team members have been in contact for many years, so I wasn't very surprised, but when I saw the other two, I was really stunned for a moment.

Zhuang Yongnian introduced them with a smile: "Do you still remember Kong Ge and the little fat man Jin Qilin back then? These two are their descendants, and they have many grandchildren. Because of their qualifications, they failed to make further breakthroughs. Time is reincarnated together."

"You mean?" Han Doudou circled around two children who looked about his height.

Zhuang Yongnian nodded, shaking the lottery in his hand, "I received a message from He Chun, saying that I would bring the offspring of Kong Ge and Jin Qilin with me. At that time, I was wondering why Stupid would suddenly mention these two. I seemed to have a feeling at the time. Even if I did a hexagram, I got the hexagram that the two people had reincarnated. After that, I found two families and found them out."

The two children are a bit reserved, one is fat and puffy, and the other is gentle and thin.

Zhuang Yongnian said to Han Doudou and the others: "They don't have soul memory yet, but they will remember it a little bit when they reach the Nascent Soul stage."

Han Doudou was surprised, "The two of them have not cultivated into Nascent Soul, how can they transfer their souls to other people's bodies?"

He Chun pointed to his own nose: "I went to see them at the beginning, and seeing that they had no hope of cultivation, I asked them whether they wanted to become a ghost cultivator or reincarnated to practice again, and they all chose the latter. It happened that Lao Meng taught me a life-saving The method can make the nascent soul or the soul leave the body and be reincarnated in the body of the blood without intelligence. I taught them. Some time ago, I felt that this spell was used, so I informed Yongnian and asked him to drop by when he came. bring it here."

Han Doudou finally figured out the context of the matter, and suddenly said, "Where's the little crab? Why hasn't he come yet?"

This time in the secret realm, the cultivation base must be suppressed. He Zhuzhu said that he just went in to play. Although he wanted to suppress the realm, everyone was very interested.Even the newlyweds Jia Qianjin and Feng Ye came, oh, and they also came with a little meat dumpling made from a golden python.

Feng Ye tossed the meat dumpling to Han Doudou to play with, and took a thousand pieces of gold to present King Feng's score with Cang Yunzong.

Originally everyone meant to go in without informing Cangyunzong, but He Chun disagreed, saying that Cangyunzong was the original sect of his cousin He Yici, and his master was very kind to him, so he couldn't just go in without asking.

So Feng Ye, who is the most famous in the world (the queen He Chun's name is too big to be used instead), went to communicate with Cang Yunzong. Princess Jia Qianjin reconciled from it.

He Chun bumped into Amon, and asked him in a low voice: "I was drunk last time, I remember that the crab seemed to mention a monk? Do you still want to push him down?"

Meng Modi: "Yes."

He Chun had a strange expression: "The monk he was talking about is my hall brother, right?"

Emperor Meng raised his chin, "If you want to know, just ask them."

He Chun turned his head, and saw two people walking side by side in the distance, one was a crab, and the other was a bald head in cassock, it was his big cousin who had become a monk for no reason.

He Chun asked Meng Modi to inquire about the whereabouts of Chengying Pill because of this cousin, but on the day of Jia Qianjin and Feng Wang's wedding banquet, he drank too much and couldn't react for a while.

He Yici has aged a lot, but the accumulation of time has only given him an indescribable charm, but it is not Shen Mu's old-fashioned.

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Meng Modi sent a voice transmission: "No. But the little crab is lucky. After all these years of treating him wholeheartedly, it was not in vain after all. Your eldest cousin also has him in his heart."

He Chun frowned suddenly, and also sent a voice transmission: "What's the matter with the devilish energy on the crab?"

Meng Modi: "If he wants to become a demon, he must naturally have a demonic energy, but that child's heart is too righteous, and it's not so easy to become a demon, so I gave him a demon seed. At the same time, this demon seed can also protect his heart from being dug out." It won't kill you either."

He Yici walked up to the two of them with complex expressions. First he bowed to the two of them and exchanged some greetings. Finally, he couldn't help but say: "...Crabs are possessed by demons, do you know that?"

Mengmo Dite calmly beat back: "I know. If we hadn't discovered it one step ahead, we wouldn't know whether it was a crab or not. He was obsessed with someone too much, and he was insane. Because it is too painful, he almost wants to give up his consciousness, and once he becomes demonic, his soul is infected by demonic energy, and he himself is unwilling to face the pain that cannot be obtained, then the result can be imagined."

He Yici: "Amitabha."

Xie Xie stood behind He Yici and winked at He Chun.

He Chun immediately felt that the world was bright.Although the two futures don't know what will happen to them, seeing his big brother listening to Lao Meng's nonsense, the expression of extreme worry is not fake.

He didn't want He Yici to be a monk, and who said that one can't get married and start a family after becoming a monk?If you want to save the world, you must join the world first.

Seeing Crab's smug expression, Meng Modi couldn't help being speechless, and sent a voice transmission to him: "Idiot, when dealing with a person like He Yici, you can't give him much room to think. Once you pry open the gap, speed up! Enter the small room later." World, I will create opportunities for you, you can grasp it yourself, and I will kill He Yici before I come out."

Xie Xie's heart trembled, he knew that Meng Modi would do what he said, and he would never joke with him.

But the crab is also sure, when he cut out his heart and presented it to He Yici, He Yici vomited blood and felt great compassion.She held her heart and stuffed it into his chest, and kept calling him "fool" and asking him how he could be so stupid.

He didn't threaten his elder brother Yici with the matter of becoming a demon, he only said that he was willing to do all of this.

He remembered very clearly that when He Yici heard what he said, he held him in silence for a long time, and then said two words: "Okay."

After that, the dead energy in He Yici's body began to dissipate, and he was no longer so depressed, as if he had obtained new energy to keep him alive from somewhere.

That night, and the following nights, he begged He Yici to stay by his side, and He Yici agreed, and even slept next to him at night, occasionally touching his open wound quietly.

All the personnel came together, and Feng Ye and Jia Qianjin, who were negotiating with Cang Yunzong, also came back.

Jia Qianjin said that for He Yici's sake, part of this opportunity will be given to Cangyunzong. They can bring a group of Cangyunzong disciples in. As long as these disciples don't make trouble, they can even guarantee that this group of people can at least come back half.

When Cang Yunzong heard this, all entanglements were gone, and he immediately recalled all the elite disciples of the sect as quickly as possible, just hoping to catch this opportunity.

Half of the survival rate, as long as half of them can come back, the Cangyun sect, which was hit hard before, might be able to stand up again, and if they are lucky, they can even charge forward.

"Let's go, the passage has been opened, we should go in." He Chun greeted everyone.

Everyone follow.

He Yici and Xie Xie fell to the end.

He Yici looked ahead and sighed, "Don't do stupid things anymore."

"Ah."

"I will guard you. If you dare to be enchanted, I will kill you."

"Hmm!" A certain crab was elated!

He Chun kept his ears upright, and when he heard the slight voice from behind, a smile broke out on his face.

Amon patted the back of his head, "Satisfied?"

He Chun looked up, "Old Meng,"

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"Say."

"I want to live on Earth for a while."

"it is good."

"With everyone."

"not good."

"Hahaha!"

Everyone didn't know why He Chun laughed so much, they all looked at him.

He Chun held the hand of his old devil's head, raised the other hand and waved vigorously, shouting excitedly: "Brothers, go!"

"Wow! I'm coming!" Han Doudou was the first to respond to the call, and followed He Chun to the passage.

When the others saw it, they all laughed and speeded up together.

The author has something to say:

I am very happy to write, I hope each of them is happy, and I also hope that everyone who reads the story is happy!

That's all for this story, they will continue their lives later, maybe in the future, when the world intersects, we will still have a chance to meet ^^

Love you guys, hugs!See you in the next story!

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