world's most stupid

Before making the talisman, He Chun tore off the crocodile lying on his head and put it on his lap to torture him.

"Say, what are you doing? What's going on with all this? Not to mention peeling your skin!"

The crocodile beast opened its mouth and bit He Chun's finger, but spat it out with a disgusted face in less than a second.

He Chun: "You know this is not my body."

This is an affirmative sentence not an interrogative sentence.

The crocodile beast half-opened a pair of dead fish eyes and did not respond.

He Chun sneered: "Just pretend, keep pretending, don't think that I don't know your plan. This body of mine is that doll, and you saw that the doll was wrong right then, right? You deliberately didn't remind us!"

The crocodile beast simply closed both eyelids this time, clearly saying "don't ask me, I don't know anything".

He Chun smiled ferociously: "Just say whether you want to sleep with me or not."

The crocodile beast opened half of its eyes, and scanned the young man up and down, with as much disgust as there was in his eyes.

He Chun laughed angrily: "You know I'm not talking about this body."

The cold and inorganic eyes of the crocodile beast showed a little struggle. After a while, a row of characters made of black air suddenly appeared on his head: "Wait until you change back to the original body and then seduce me, it's useless now."

your mother!He Chun threw the crocodile beast out with a wave of his hand, "You can play wherever you like, bye!"

The crocodile beast wanted to come in, "Bang!" The door closed.

The crocodile raised its eyelids: Traitor!

It was not the first day that He Chun suspected that his body was related to a doll.After he took over this body, he carefully inspected it. Except that he couldn't practice Chaos Body Refining Technique, all other internal and external signs were the same as real human beings.

However, this does not prove that his body is not the doll, it can only be said that the material of the doll itself has problems.

Touching his face, he remembered clearly that it was a young male doll in cloth clothes, and his appearance was a bit distorted.But there are many spells that can distort the appearance, and most of the dolls used by some witches are only seeking similarity in spirit rather than appearance.

If his current body is really that puppet, where is his original body?Why did the old village chief do this?

If his soul is in the puppet, then does his original body have the same symptoms of loss of soul as his big cousin?

In other words, did his big cousin also encounter the same troubles as him?

Also, why didn't Sai Baize and Amon see anything wrong with the puppet?Or did they see it, but for some reason didn't say it?

Regarding this, He Chun had a very unpleasant guess.

Putting his speculation aside, both Amon and Xiao Yuanyuan appeared in Longxi City, which proves that his deduction is correct. If he wants to solve the mystery of his lost soul with his eldest brother, he must first start with the Yulonghui .

At night, He Chun went to bed. His body was unable to cultivate, and he could only rely on sleep to recover his mental and physical strength.

The door opened silently, and a huge crocodile crawled in. After entering, it still didn't forget to close the door with its tail.

Xiao Yuanyuan emerged from He Chun's skirt, seeing that it was that terrifying existence, she shrank back obediently.

The crocodile beast stood up, went to the head of the bed to look at the young man, saw that the young man was fast asleep, smelled the smell on his body, saw that the smell left by him was still there, and ignored him.

With a wave of the crocodile's paw, a thick quilt appeared on the ground in front of the bed.

With another wave, a handsome boy between a teenager and a young man appeared on the quilt.

The crocodile beast saw the big boy couldn't help sticking out his tongue and licked it, then looked up at the young man on the bed, then lowered his head to lick the big boy under the bed.

The big boy's eyes were closed, as if he was asleep, and his face was flushed.

The crocodile beast looked up at the bed again, and suddenly saw a pair of opened eyes.

He Chun felt that he saw something, but he was still a little confused when he woke up. When he saw the crocodile beast under the bed, he murmured: "Master?"

The crocodile beast trembled, and its eyes were a little flaming.

"Master, what are you doing?" He Chun lay down on the edge of the bed and looked down.

The crocodile beast rubbed against the quilt.

Seeing that there was nothing else on the quilt, He Chun thought he had misread, turned over and continued to sleep.

The crocodile beast let out a breath, feeling that he had created a huge problem for himself.The bigger the stupid apprentice was, the more seductive he became, and the half-awake murmur made his second tail curl up immediately.

but……

The crocodile beast released the hidden big boy again, but he just rubbed and kissed, and did not continue.

A body without a soul is just an empty shell.

But he also didn't want to be in heat with another costumed object while having the original owner's body, he was really entangled.

"Master, you pervert..." The stupid apprentice didn't know what dream he had, and murmured again while sandwiching the quilt.

The crocodile stood up, its eyes so bright that they were about to shine.

He looked down at the big boy below him, and then looked up at the young man on the bed. At such a close distance, he could actually establish a short-term connection without alarming the conspirators. Yi also thought of another aspect.

Do as soon as you think of it, Crocodile Beast has no hesitation.

He Chun had a dream.

In his dream, he returned to the earth and was undercover for a smuggling group specializing in smuggling rare animals and plants.

He sneaked into the underground base of the smuggling group at night, and saw a large number of ultra-rare animals with strange looks.

Just when he took photos as evidence, the base suddenly became chaotic, and the sirens sounded again and again.

After that, there was chaos. In the chaos, a super crocodile beast like a prehistoric giant crocodile appeared in the base. The crocodile beast with a length of more than ten meters trampled and bit everywhere. The base security fired, but could not penetrate its flesh. .

The crocodile beast finally killed all the scum in the base. He Chun wanted to escape quietly, but was blocked by the crocodile beast.

Seeing that there was no way to escape, He Chun tried to express to the crocodile beast that he was not a bad person, but the crocodile beast crawled towards him.

He turned around and ran, but the crocodile threw him down from behind and began to tear his clothes.

He thought he was bound to die, but things developed beyond his imagination...

The most frightening thing is that the crocodile beast actually took the initiative to shrink its body after finding out that the size was not suitable, until it could barely fit it in.

He Chun... never knew that he could cry so hard, but he was held down tightly, and the crocodile beast was so heavy that he couldn't move. When he let go of him a little bit, he wanted to hit him hard again. His time.

He Chun died in a dream, he thought.

When he woke up, the young man threw off the quilt and sat up, with an expression as if he had eaten shit.

Damn!How could he have such a perverted dream?Still so real?Even after waking up, he had a feeling of what happened just now.

It is said that dreams are manifestations of the subconscious mind.He Chun covered his face, unable to look directly at his subconscious mind.

By the way, where is the bastard master?

He seemed to have seen him running into the room last night.

He Chun turned his head and looked under the bed, but there was nothing on the ground.

Did he read wrong last night?Or was that part of the dream too?He Chun was puzzled.

Xiao Yuanyuan, who knew half of the truth: "My lord, please connect to the Internet!"

He Chun, whose mental power was sealed in his body, didn't hear Xiao Yuanyuan's ardent call, got up and quietly changed his underwear, washed up and went out to buy breakfast...

Outside the door, a crocodile beast that was only as long as his arm was lying on the steps, turning its head to look at him pitifully.

He Chun pretended not to see it.

The crocodile beast quickly followed with four short legs: The stupid apprentice is full of spring scenery, so he can't just let it out, there are too many unscrupulous animals in this world!

The Dragon Cultivation Society is just around the corner, and there are many dragon cultivators and dragon blood people wandering around even in places where ordinary people live.

He Chun saw the man with long-horned dragon blood from yesterday again. Coincidentally, he also knew the other person who spoke to the man with long-horned dragon blood.

Although he only met once, He Chun was very impressed with that man, it was the man in black he saw at the night pier in Yuncheng.

The man in black looked up, but He Chun couldn't look away, and simply nodded to him generously.

The man in black raised his eyebrows.

The long-horned dragon blood man also noticed He Chun. He seemed to smell something, sniffed in He Chun's direction, and immediately showed a strange smile on his face.

The man in black's sense of smell is not as keen as the man with long-horned dragon's blood, so he asked in a low voice, "What did you smell?"

The long-horned dragon blood man curled his lips, "Damn, I finally fell in love with one of them, so he was put to bed. But this kid has a good physique, he doesn't look that strong, yet he can be beaten by such a high-level and big dragon blood beast." After loving him, he can still go out normally, and there is nothing abnormal about walking. This kid must not be very talented, right?"

The long-horned dragon blood man said the last few words, and the interest in He Chun in his eyes became more and more intense.

Their dragon-blooded people and dragon-blooded beasts are very strong, and ordinary people and beasts can't handle them. If they can meet someone who will not be torn or broken if they attack casually, then it can be called a treasure.

When the man in black heard that He Chun had sex with the dragon blood beast, there was a trace of disgust in his eyes at that moment, and he felt a little unexplainable discomfort.Obviously it was the first time he saw the young man at the pier, but for some reason, he felt very comfortable when he saw the crippled young man, and wanted to get close to him.

But he is not suitable for getting close to ordinary people, so he has not had much contact with young people.Until he found that low-level dragon-blooded beast ran out to hunt, he somehow thought of the young man, who was working at the pier, so he went out to find the low-level dragon-blooded beast, which had never happened to him before. the behavior of.

Unexpectedly, the low-level dragon blood beast that could wreak havoc in the ordinary world was actually enchanted by someone, which also gave him the opportunity to kill the opponent and devour the body of the low-level dragon blood beast.

Later, after a little investigation, he locked the crippled young man as the target of the dragon blood beast.

For ordinary people and dragon cultivators who dare to deal with dragon blood beasts, he has always maintained an attitude of appreciation. He still thinks that when he meets a young man again, he must be close to the young man, but what has he heard now?

The crippled young man actually had sex with a high-level dragon blood beast!

Even knowing that [-]% of the young man was forced, the man in black who has a cleanliness obsession still finds it unacceptable.

Looking at the long-horned dragon blood man's expression of interest towards the young man next to him, the man in black felt even more uncomfortable.

Dragonblood people and dragonblood beasts have no chastity to speak of. These dirty and violent things exchange spouses with each other as commonplace, not to mention exchanging slaves and other pure objects of venting.

The long-horned dragon blood man really had this idea, but when he just took a step, he saw a shrunken crocodile-shaped dragon blood beast crawling on top of the crippled young man, with a pair of cold and ruthless eyes. Intentionally or not, Cha Cha glanced at him.

The long-horned dragon blood man paused, comforting himself that the high-level dragon blood beast should be interested in the crippled talisman master, so you might as well wait for a while before submitting the exchange, at least wait until he gets bored.

Longhorn dragonbloods are wise, but not all dragonbloods and dragonbloods are.

Dragon blood creatures are too mixed, and they are not suppressed by levels.Low-level dragon blood creatures can be promoted to middle and high-level by devouring mid- and high-level dragon blood creatures, and mid- and high-level dragon blood creatures can also devour each other for strength.

Unless like yesterday, the crocodile beast beat up all the dragon blood creatures who coveted He Chun, and let them know how powerful they are, then they might temporarily suppress their desires.

No, a dragon blood man who had just arrived in Longqi City and went to the ordinary people's residential area to hunt in his spare time, immediately took a fancy to He Chun. This dragon blood man had a very noble surname, Long Fang.

What needs to be explained here is that dragon blood creatures generally seldom look at the face of their mating partners. They will first distinguish by taste, followed by body, followed by temperament, and finally appearance.

He Chun's body is not very good-looking, he can only be regarded as a middle-aged figure. He is about in his early twenties and still has a dragging leg. If he is looking for a partner, he will definitely be the first to be excluded.

But the problem is that last night, in order to satisfy his own desires, a certain bastard secretly established a short-term soul connection and teased people over and over again.

He Chun's soul was fried all night. When he just woke up this morning, his body will inevitably leave a little aftertaste, and his eyes and expressions will naturally bring out some, just like what a certain crocodile beast said, his stupid apprentice's eyes are full of love. So-and-so hard!

In particular, He Chun still has the smell of a bastard on his body. For most dragon blood creatures, it is indeed a signal of "I have him, so you can't touch it", but for some people who have special hobbies... For example, as far as dragon blood creatures who like to snatch and violate their masters are concerned, it is the same as the face-to-face seduction of "I am very good, and other dragon blood creatures have already taken a fancy to me. Do you want it?"

Long Fang Xingbo not only likes wives, but also likes pretending to be a pig and eating tigers. For this reason, he often wanders around the market looking for targets. What he enjoys is a process when his identity is revealed and all the assholes are scared to death.

He Chun wanted to tear the crocodile beast off, but he didn't, so he could only buy buns against the bastard.

The proprietress of the steamed stuffed bun shop looked at the crocodile beast on top of He Chun's head. She couldn't tell whether it was a dragon blood creature or an ordinary lizard, but seeing the ugly creature lying obediently on top of the young man's head, and it was only so big, she wasn't too afraid.

"Twenty meat buns, and ten red bean paste." He could eat it himself, and Amon could eat it better, but Amon mostly just tasted it. If a cultivator wants to feel full from ordinary food, then I still don't know how much to eat.

As soon as the crocodile beast heard the quantity, it knew that the young man had also bought his portion, so it scratched lightly on the young man's temples a few times with its two small paws.

He Chun rolled his eyes, took the bun, and handed a bun to the top of his head.

The crocodile beast opened its mouth wide, and swallowed it in one gulp.

The proprietress suddenly started to tremble, she turned her head and hid in the back shop and home regardless of the steamer outside.

He Chun muttered: "Look, you scare people."

not me.The crocodile beast patted the stupid apprentice's neck with its tail in dissatisfaction.

He Chun grabbed the buns and was about to eat them when a tall black shadow blocked him.

He Chun looked up and saw a handsome man, but the man had two fleshy whiskers on each side of his lips, thick as long as a little finger, and more than one meter long. As the muscles around his lips trembled, they also trembled slightly. .

It was only at this time that he realized that all the pedestrians on the side of the road who seemed to be under the age of 30 hid on both sides, lowered their heads and avoided the dragon blood creatures on the road.

"Boy, I've taken a fancy to you. You can make a request." Long Fang Xingbo looked He Chun up and down, completely ignoring the crocodile beast above his head.

Crocodile Beast: ... Draw a circle to curse you.

He Chun bit off half of the steamed stuffed bun, chewed it, and swallowed it, "My lord, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Long Fang Xingbo admired in his heart: As expected, he is someone who can be favored by our dragon blood creatures. This courage is different from ordinary people.Look at how straight this body is, it's so beautiful, even the lame leg is very coquettish, such a guy must be particularly exciting to work with.

Long Fang Xingbo never thought that He Chun dared to reject him, and thought that he didn't understand what he meant, so he replied seriously: "I didn't admit my mistake, what I want is you. Come back with me and serve me well. There are benefits for you."

Usually, such ordinary hunted objects are used for exchange or eaten directly after playing, and there is no waste at all.But for the young man in front of him, Long Fang Xingbo felt that he could spare his life because of the courage of the other party, and he could even give him a position as a manager of a certain store.

He Chun stuffed the remaining half of the steamed stuffed bun into his mouth with his mouth wide open, and touched his face with the free hand first, feeling a little suspicious, this face didn't seem as good-looking as his previous face, but the strange thing was that No one chose the dragon blood monster at the pier the first time, but he was chosen first, but the monster wanted to eat his brains, but the dragon blood man with catfish whiskers was interested in another function of him.Could it be that this body is particularly attractive to dragon blood creatures?

Crocodile Beast: That's right.

Unsure of this, He Chun slowly put his empty hand into his bosom, swallowed the bun and said, "Sorry, I already have a master."

As he spoke, he took out his right hand from his bosom, clasped a new talisman drawn yesterday in his palm, and stretched out a finger to point to the top of his head.

Long Fang Xingbo sneered, looked at the crocodile beast with disdain, and said directly: "Give him to me."

The crocodile beast half drooped its eyelids, and the dead fish stared at him.

Long Fang Xingbo sighed.Here we go again, why are there always blind people who can't recognize who I am? I have to show some tricks and slap them in the face so that they know that they have provoked someone they shouldn't.

Long Fang Xingbo sighed and then made a move. His palm turned into a huge dragon claw the moment he reached out, and he grabbed the crocodile beast with one palm.

There was an unstoppable exclamation, and Long Fang Xingbo was about to smile.

"Crack!"

There was a piercing pain.

Long Fang Xingbo was stunned, his hand...was actually bitten off by that crocodile beast? !

how can that be!

The crocodile beast's mouth opened unbelievably wide, and it spat out the dragon claw the size of a millstone.

Immediately behind Long Fang Xingbo, someone stepped forward to pick up the paw, and held it respectfully to Long Fang Xingbo.

"Advanced Dragon Blood Beast? Rising Dragon Road or Hualong Pond? Or wild? I don't think I've seen you before." Long Fang Xingbo took the claw, saw that there was no saliva or other unusual objects on it, and directly touched his arm Click on the fracture.

The corner of He Chun's mouth twitched.Dude, you are too careless, at least get rid of the poison, the big scourge of our family is the mobile mold bag, if he touches it, it will jump a hundred braziers and it may have the effect of eliminating mold, not to mention being bitten off by him, And spit it out of his mouth?

The crocodile beast drooped its eyelids very calmly, and looked at Long Fang Xingbo expressionlessly.

"Don't look at you as ugly, but you have good eyesight." Long Fang Xingbo praised the crocodile beast, held his wrist and moved it. The healing seems a little slow this time?

Crocodile Beast: Heh.

Long Fang Xingbo resisted the severe pain and strong discomfort, and pretended to be coercive: "During the Yulonghui, Longxi City can't let go of the fight, or we go out of the city now? Or seven days later, the Yulonghui will compete on stage, let's fight hard. This kid belongs to the winning side."

The crocodile beast didn't speak, and its half-opened eyelids were all drooping.

Long Fang Xingbo nodded and decided, "Then it's settled, and I'll see you at the Yulong Club in seven days."

After finishing speaking, Long Fang Xingbo turned around and left very alone.

Oh, before leaving, this guy even cast a wink at He Chun, and said with a sloppy expression that didn't take into account the setback just now: "Be good, baby, train your waist and legs to soften up these few days, and wait for the Lord to love you." .”

He Chun clasped the talisman paper, thought about it, and decided to save this talisman paper. He is too poor now to waste it at all.As for this strange creature, I hope he can live until seven days later, Amen!

With this scene, the other dragon blood creatures no longer have the intention to fight He Chun.The dragon blood man who can transform the real dragon claw is no less than the royal family among the dragon blood man. The crocodile beast can bite off the dragon claw and force the suspected royal family to turn around and leave. Who would go there again so brainlessly? Trouble him?

The man in black watched He Chun leave with the crocodile on his back, his eyes were full of fire, not to He Chun, but to the crocodile that could only bite off the dragon's claw.

He Chun went to the Baocai Building again and exchanged the two most common safety charms and pure heart charms for more materials.

Master Qian saw that the runes of these two paper talismans were somewhat different from ordinary ones, so he understood that He Chun must come from a new school of talismans he did not know. At the same time, he affirmed from the functions of the two paper talismans that He Chun would never It is magic repair.

Out of his love for talents, Master Qian asked He Chun if he wanted to stay in Baocai Building for development, and vaguely revealed that the building owner behind Baocai Building was a big shot that the two big dragons dared not provoke casually.

He Chunzhi refused Master Qian's kindness when he infiltrated the Lianglongmen to inquire about news.

Master Qian was also not angry, and instead sent him a message: "Although the main recruits at the Dragon Breeding Conference are future dragon sons and daughters with dragon blood, they also welcome talents with talent, especially for alchemy and weapon refining. , Talisman-making, formations, etc. It is a pity that you are over [-] years old now, and you cannot participate in the selection of disciples of the two great dragon gates through normal channels.

In this way, if you want to enter the two dragon gates, you must try to attract the attention of the two dragon gates. There are two methods.The first method is to compete on the stage. As long as you can win ten games in a row, let people see your ability as a talisman teacher, and you are not too old, and if you have talent for cultivation, then you are likely to be defeated by the two dragons. Break through the income gate wall.

But if you have no cultivation talent and only know how to draw talismans, then you have no choice but to take the second path, which is to join the Dragon Blood Hunting Society. "

Seeing He Chun's surprised expression, Master Qian laughed and said, "Aren't you surprised that the two major dragon sects mainly focus on dragon blood creatures and aim to transform into real dragons, so why did they create a dragon blood hunting society?"

He Chun said frankly: "It's very strange, I also ask the master to give advice."

Master Qian raised a finger, "I'm not giving you this news for free, and of course I won't let you tell me about your school inheritance. I just want to know why your talisman contains so little aura. The power of the talisman measured by the instrument is similar to that of the talisman that uses a lot of aura materials? Is it because of those talisman patterns that I have never seen before?"

With Amon on top of his head, He Chun was not afraid of anything, so he nodded directly.

The original runes already have the ability to automatically absorb the energy of the heavens and the earth, and the talismans and rune arrays are just the combination of the original runes to form a more powerful effect.

It just takes a long time to absorb energy only by the runes themselves. If you want the talisman to take effect immediately, you must make its energy saturated and ready to use at any time.

Therefore, when cultivators draw talismans, they will directly input energy into the runes, or rely on the runes to induce the energy of the world, and then introduce it into the runes, but to do this, there must be a motivating energy, and He Chun does not have the energy induced now. , you can only rely on materials to give energy to the runes.

Therefore, even if the materials used for the talismans drawn by He Chun are only ordinary materials, any material will contain a certain amount of energy, especially things like blood. Gradually reach the minimum standard energy that a talisman can use.

In other words, in fact, the talisman drawn by He Chun, regardless of the shelf life of the material and the endurance of the paper talisman, the longer the time, the greater the power.

Regarding this point, Master Qian didn't find out until a long, long time later. After he found out this point, he dug out all the talismans that He Chun had sold to him at the beginning, put them in a box depicting the gathering spirit array, and planned to keep them. Make a family heirloom.

And the reason why Master Qian kept the few talismans that He Chun sold him for so long was because Master Qian wanted to borrow these talismans to study the distinctive runes on them.

Although Master Qian wanted to know more about how many runes there are, what they are, what their functions are, and how to master them, etc., he also knew that these all involved the root of a school, so he just asked, He Chun Will not say.Coupled with the fact that He Chun still had a dragon blood beast on top of his head, he wisely stopped the questioning here.

Actually, if he really wanted to ask, He Chun would more or less say something.When Geng Er taught him the original talisman and talisman array, he never said that he could not pass it on to others, and Geng Er was also very sad that the inheritance of runes in the cultivation world was lost.

Master Qian coughed, kept his promise, and told He Chun about the Dragon Blood Hunting Society.

"This Dragon Blood Hunting Association, as the name suggests, is to hunt and kill dragon blood creatures. Don't feel cruel. Dragon blood creatures want to purify dragon blood. In addition to cultivation and chance, they mainly rely on devouring other dragon blood creatures. And the dragon blood creature I said The Dragon Blood Hunt held during the meeting is regarded as a chance for the two dragon gates to give low-level dragon blood creatures, casual cultivators and ordinary people all over the world a chance to become higher-level dragon blood creatures or become dragon blood creatures.

All creatures participating in the Dragon Blood Hunting Society are the prey of other participants, and those who enter are regardless of life or death.And as long as the specified number of survival days can be reached, the creatures that survive will be accepted by the two great dragon gates.

For the sake of us being both talisman masters, I will send you a message for free.If ordinary humans who are not dragon blood creatures cannot drink dragon blood and devour dragon blood creatures as soon as they come up, their bodies will not be able to bear it.Ordinary humans want to change their physique, they must first find dragon blood grass, take twelve roots a day for three days in a row, they can prey on the lowest dragon blood creatures and devour them.

But Dracaena is also a treasure for upgrading dragonblood creatures. When you find Dracaena, you must hide it well, because then you will become a very obvious target. "