world's most stupid

Time pulls back to the front.

After confirming that the killer's target was him, Eleven ran forward with all his strength, without even thinking about it, in order to lure the killer away, and in order to escape.

Those walking boots did the trick right away.

Little Eleven ran into a wind!

Hahaha!No one can catch up with me!These walking boots are great!

Uh, I seem to be a little out of breath.

over!The speed is too fast, I'm going to suffocate!

etc!Why can't you stop?What about the brakes?Where are the brakes?

stop!Obstacles appear, turn turn turn turn fast!help!

"Boom!"

Eleven hit the stone lion on the left at the end of the street, and was bounced back by the strength of the jade pendant.

Amon stretched out his hand and caught the child who had returned from the shock.

Eleven's head was full of stars, his eyes turned to mosquito coils, and he slowly raised two middle fingers.

pit!Huge pit!Who invented the god walking boots with only a power source but no control system, it is simply inhumane!

Eleven tilted his head and fainted.

Amon looked at the child's two little fingers that were still upright after he fainted, and was speechless.

Cultivators have aura, stop when they want, and walk when they want, so they are naturally not controlled by the boots.Ordinary people don't have spiritual energy to control the boots, so if they want to use them, they must practice a lot until they learn how to manipulate them with appropriate strength, otherwise they will only suffer from it.

He saw the child put boots on his feet without any scruples, and he thought he knew this common sense, but who would think that this is what it looks like.

Amon pinched the little nose of the child in a slightly happy mood, and before the pedestrians could react, he hugged the child and disappeared.

On the eleventh day, I fainted until the next morning.

When I woke up, my navel was itchy.

Seeing that there was no one in the room, he immediately lifted his clothes and pulled silk from his belly button.

One finger goes around and around, two fingers go around and around.

A small white spider slowly climbed up from the foot of the bed trembling.It risked its life to come here, because it wanted to escape with its future daughter-in-law.

Eleven is not afraid of spiders, but he also doesn't want to be crawled onto the bed by spiders. With a flick of his fingers, he flicks away the little spider that is about to crawl to his legs.

"Your father is not dead."

"Scared!" Eleven screamed strangely, immediately put down his clothes and covered the quilt.

Amon walked out from the corner between the desk and the window where he often stayed, and walked in front of the child.

"Me, my dad? Is it him?"

It was a very vague question, but Amon understood it: "Well, it's confirmed that your father wanted to kill you, but was stabbed by the killer instead."

Eleven is not surprised at all that his father wanted to kill him. All he can think about now is: This person was in the room just now?Why didn't he notice such a big person at all?Does he...?

"You, did you see it?"

"See what? You only have one ball?" Amon's face happened to be backlit, and he couldn't tell what his expression was.

Eleven was stunned when he heard the words, and then jumped up violently, shouting: "You, you, you are only one egg! I obviously have two! Two!"

"One, I squeezed it."

"You, you, how dare you pinch Lao Tzu's ball!" Eleven pounced on him and bit him.

Amon let the child grind his teeth on his arm, and remained motionless.

After biting for a long time on Eleven, his teeth became sour, and half of his arm was stained with saliva, but he didn't even bite off a single hair.This man's flesh is simply beyond imagination.

Wiping his mouth, bang, a front tooth fell out.

Eleven bowed his head.

Amon bowed his head.

Lost a tooth?How could he just bite off his front teeth?

Is it because he has reached the period of changing his teeth, or should he be said to be a god of filth?

Amon lifted the child's chin, grabbed the teapot on the table, "gargle."

"Ah?" Eleven wiped his mouth again, okay, this time he wiped blood from the back of his hand.

During Shi Shi's gargling, Amon asked him: "Who is Lao Tzu?"

Eleven slapped down the teapot, and said angrily, "Old man, I'm me! Don't, don't try to change the subject. Say, you, you, when did you see and... touch me? You, you, this Pervert, I'm going to sue you for molesting children! You wait until you get out of jail!"

"Are you inferior?"

"You have low self-esteem! Your whole family has low self-esteem!" He applauded without stuttering a word. "Old man, I was born like this every day, and when he reaches adulthood, he will be able to grow... good!" After that, he is not only stuttering, but also speaking freely!

"How do you know?" Amon looked at the small cavity in the child's upper gum, and wanted to touch it very much.

"I knew it right away!" He was like this in his previous life, and his mother took him to the hospital when he was a child. The doctor said that one of him was not fully developed, it was too small to notice, and it would be fine when he grew up.

"You were born to know it." Note that this is an affirmative sentence, not an interrogative sentence.

You have been called a god of filth!Eleven blinked, stood by the bed and put on all the clothes first, hesitated between the magic boots and ordinary shoes, finally put on the ordinary shoes, and took the magic boots to his hand.

Amon looked down at the child, "Are you planning to run away?"

Eleven raised his head, "Who... said that?"

"I said you knew it from birth, but I didn't say you came here by taking your home. You don't have to be afraid of being hung in the desert to dry."

I rely on!Will the losers here be hung to dry in the desert?

Probably Eleven's eyes are too good at conveying expressions, Amon read his thoughts from his eyes, nodded and said: "As far as I can see, this is the custom here."

threaten me!Eleven felt that it was too tiring to talk to Amon with his head up, so he climbed onto the bed with his shoes on and stood up so that he could look at Amon at eye level, "Hello."

Amon took a step forward, grabbed his hand, and squeezed the silk wrapped around his fingers.

Eleven who was caught by the little paw: ... so fast!Well, this was a big mistake, he was too nervous just now, he was busy covering his navel, but he forgot to hide the silk wrapped around his fingers.

"Brother, tell, tell, you, you, you all know my... secret, what do you think... what?" Eleven withdrew his hand forcefully.

Amon let go, "Not much."

Eleven was caught off guard, and fell back, being hugged by Amon with outstretched arms.

Eleven little paws pressed against the man's face and pushed him away: Those who don't ask are the most demanding.

But he has to win over this person, if he doesn't want to be killed by that accompanying grandfather.

It's strange that he would rather believe this ugly man who was sent by the patriarch to watch him and was called a filthy god by the ghost of Yujue than the ghost of Yujue who seemed to be honest and promised him many benefits, even though he was not there either. How much kindness can be felt in this filthy god.

After thinking for a while, Eleven reluctantly took out the two spirit coins from under the insole of the Shenxing boots, touched for a long time, and handed out one of them very reluctantly.

Amon:?

Eleven directly leaned over and grabbed Amon's big hand, put the small spirit coin in his palm very carefully, and said, "I, I can let you be... a partner, this is just a deposit, In the future, I, I will definitely be able to...make a lot of...money. Ken, definitely Bibi Patriarch can...give you more!"

Amon: "Oh." He clasped his palm and put away the spirit coin.

Eleven: "You, you, you, you know...I'm taking...to buy you, right?"

"Yeah." Amon spread his palms.

Eleven stared, reluctantly picked up the insole again, took out the amulet of traveling a thousand miles from under it, and slowly put it in Amon's hand.

Amon hooked his fingers, indicating that some of those silks would also come.

Eleven silently handed over the two coins wrapped around his fingers.

Amon threw the Thousand Mile Talisman casually, stuffed the ball of silk into his arms, and said, "Your grandfather is looking for you." Perhaps the bribe had worked, and he added: "It's not a bad thing."

Eleven and Amon went to see the patriarch's grandfather, and when they went out, they didn't forget to pick up the magic amulet that Amon had thrown away. In the purse that the third sister had just embroidered for him.

The accompanying grandfather probably also learned a lesson. After being transferred, he only muttered and stopped nagging.

When He Zhidao saw Eleven, he didn't fool him just because he was a child, but told him everything.

"I can't put your father to death for you. The most I can do is to punish him so that he can never harm you again. As for the truth, you are a smart boy, and I think you understand more or less."

Of course he understands.

Hearing that He Xiujie didn't die, Eleven was really relieved to be honest.Let's not talk about the patriarch's grandfather's feelings for this son and his own perception of He Xiujie. Just the identity of this person makes it impossible for him to kill him directly, or indirectly. Even the children in the family can't wait for He Xiujie to disappear. .

If He Xiujie really died, or died because of something related to him, it's fine if he committed suicide. Maybe no one blamed him on the surface, but whether it's him or the other children, it will be difficult for him or the other children to gain a foothold in this family in the future.

Just one "his father died because of it" can make him bear a lifetime of infamy, and even if some people say that He Xiujie is nothing, but more people will say "it's nothing wrong with a person's death", and many "smart people" still You will think: If a father hates his son so much that he wants to hire a killer to kill him, then there must be something wrong with his son, otherwise why didn't he kill other children?

In the end, he doesn't have to think about himself, because he will definitely leave this family in the future, and he doesn't have much sense of belonging to this family, but after he leaves, what will He Sun and He Sanniang do?

Especially for He Sun and He Sanniang. Seeing that his third sister has reached the age where she can discuss marriage, the news of this kind of thing will definitely hurt her the most. It is that in his world and at that age, getting married depends on the situation of both families and parents. , let alone now?A father who wanted to kill his son but was killed?Who would dare to marry the daughter of such a family?

Although the He family concealed this matter very well, there is no impenetrable wall in the world.

This is also the reason why he fought against He Xiujie several times but did not intend to kill him secretly, otherwise he would not have waited until He Xiujie bought an assassin to kill him.

Eleven knew that after this incident, the family would definitely deal with him and He Xiujie, and the best way was to separate them.There are only a few methods that a big family like this can use, either to adopt him or send him to other places to study; or to send He Xiujie to other places.

What He Zhidao said did not surprise him.

With apology on his face, the head of the family sighed: "I should have put your father in the prison or sent him far away, but this time he was seriously injured, let alone unable to get up now, even If he recovers in the future, he will be a sick child. The environment like the prison and the long journey are no different from killing him. So..."

"Every family... hope... I will leave?" Eleven made a sad and aggrieved expression.

"I know this is unfair to you. As compensation, you can make a request. As long as it is not excessive, the family will agree. Eleven, no matter what, you are my grandson, and the palms and backs of your hands are all flesh. I will send you out without considering your future. There are two options now, one is to adopt you. I have already favored one family, and that family has gone bankrupt. You can be the master of the family in the past, and the other party is me It is a distant branch of the He family, but the family is considered to have a small property, including fields and shops, but they are not in Crane City."

Eleven rubbed his eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Another, another?"

Seeing the child's reluctance to adopt, He Zhidao thought that the child might be reluctant to part with his mother and siblings, and couldn't help but soften his heart a little bit, "Another choice, the greater the benefit, the greater the danger. In previous years, my He family also sent People went there, but some never came back, some became the pillars of their families, and some disappeared from everyone.”

Eleven raised his head, his eyes full of curiosity.

He Zhidao pondered for a moment, then looked at Amon who was leaning on the pillar.Uh, this guy is actually reading a book?

Amon turned a page without raising his head.

He Zhidao didn't expect to deceive this person by letting him go out, he was only looking at him, thinking about his future arrangements.

"Eleven, do you want to cultivate immortality?" He Zhidao couldn't see what that person was thinking, so he asked Eleven first.

Eleven was stunned and nodded: "I think so. Keke..."

He Zhidao raised his palm, "I know you want to say that you can't cultivate without spiritual roots, but since I raised this matter, there is naturally a one-in-ten-thousand possibility, and this one-in-ten-thousand possibility comes from the fact that I said that place."

When He Zhidao said this, he looked at Amon specifically, but this one has become a world of his own, even if he told a secret of the middle and upper world of Cangyun Continent, the other party did not respond.

Eleven asked with his eyes: Where is there?What does the possibility of one in ten thousand mean?

He Zhidao saw the child's expectations, and explained to the child with a smile: "It's called the Spirit Seed Academy, and the way to enable those without spiritual roots to embark on the road to escape is to plant spiritual roots. Planting spiritual roots, as the name implies, is Use natural materials, earth treasures and secret methods to create false spiritual roots for people without spiritual roots, so that they can embark on the road of cultivation. It’s just that you can’t get spiritual roots by going to the Spirit Seed Academy. The Spirit Seed Academy recruits every 30 years A group of students, each time the number of students is at least no less than [-], but in the end there are only a few people who can get the opportunity to plant the spiritual root, so I say this is a one-in-a-million possibility. Year!"