world's most stupid

There is a crane city at the foot of Xianhe Mountain. It is said that it was called Hejia Town in ancient times. Later, a generation of Hejia Patriarch became a monk and developed the town into a city.

At the beginning, the city was called Hecheng, but the city owner at that time, the first monk of the He family, wrote "Crane City" when he wrote the name of the city. When others asked him why, he just laughed and said nothing.

Later generations guessed that the head of the family might think that He Cheng's statement was rather limited, and it would easily attract the attention and dissatisfaction of other local tyrants. It makes people feel that the He family is powerful and deceiving.

Today, Crane City has a history of nearly 500 years. The He family, which has always kept a low profile and secretly paid special attention to cultivating monks, has naturally developed into a behemoth that cannot be easily shaken by any local tyrant.At this time, even if they changed Crane City to He City, no one dared to express dissatisfaction, and they didn't need to have any scruples, but now the He family no longer needed to use this method to prove their strength.

For such a family of comprehension, the Lord of the Great Zheng will generally not slap the tiger's beard lightly. As long as they are willing to pay taxes on time and contribute when the country needs it, they will acquiesce in their absolute autonomy in their territory, which can be regarded as a disguised feudal system. .

With such a background, it goes without saying that the city lord of Hecheng is better than an emperor in the local area, and the common people in Hecheng and its vicinity within a radius of two thousand miles naturally only know the He family but not the court.

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The sun hasn't risen yet, but it's time for them to get up.

He Shishi picked at his belly button. During this time, his belly button had been itching, no matter how much he cleaned and scratched it, it was useless, especially in the morning, it was so itchy that he couldn't sleep.

But today he woke up from hunger.

Last night, his father found another excuse to punish him for not giving him dinner. Of course, he is not the kind of person who just sits and waits to die. He slipped into the kitchen in the middle of the night while everyone was asleep, but he didn't even find half a grain of rice, and all the food was locked by his father. In the cellar.

It's not that he can't pick the door lock, but he is in a special situation now, and trying to pick the lock without disturbing others is no less difficult than going to the sky once.

Helpless, he could only pour a few scoops of cold water and went to sleep.

Lifting the quilt and getting out of bed, I was immediately shivering from the cold.

After the winter, it gets colder every day, and there is no wind outside the window today, so I think it will not be so cold that the bones are chilled.But the near-zero temperature also made He Xishi stomp his feet in the cold.

He wanted to put on his clothes quickly, but his uncoordinated hands and feet made his movements extremely slow and incorrect, and it took him a quarter of an hour to get his clothes on.

At this time, there were noises in other rooms, and his brothers and sisters also got up.

After a while, his fifth brother knocked on the door, and before he opened the door, he whispered outside the door: "Eleven, hurry up, you have to water the vegetable field before breakfast, I will pour the water for you and put it beside the vegetable field." .It's cold today, you should wear more clothes."

"Oh." He Shixi opened the door slowly, wanting to say good morning to his fifth brother.

The little boy outside, about 11 years old, saw He Shishi come out, fearing that he didn't understand, he gave him instructions in a low voice, and reached out to help him pull his undressed clothes.

This very little brother is his fifth brother. In his life, his mother gave birth to seven children, but in the end only four survived.

The continuous frequent births made his mother unable to raise every child well, and it was also the biggest reason why his mother could not have another child after giving birth.

His uncle only gave birth to an only son, and his second uncle had three children, two boys and one girl. In addition, there are eleven children in their family, all of whom are not much different in age. The cousins ​​are called according to the ranking, and it is He Shishi's turn.

Seeing that his father hadn't gotten up yet, He Wu quietly helped Eleven pack water and carried it to the vegetable field.If Eleven was allowed to fetch water by himself, it would take a quarter of an hour just to fetch water.

Mrs. He Sun also got up and was busy having breakfast.Although this Xiaojiabiyu came from Xiaojiabiyu, she has never been in the sun since she was a child. Now that she has no servants, it is difficult for her to cook by herself. She is too busy to take care of her children.

Fortunately, several children are very sensible, including the youngest silly son who can dress and tidy up by himself.

Mrs. He Sun and the few children were busy with their own affairs, but none of them dared to make a loud noise, because the head of the family, He Xiujie, was still sleeping.

The yard facing the main house is very large. It used to be a very beautiful garden, but He Xiujie had sold all the precious plants in it long ago. It is euphemistically called self-cultivation, but it does not cultivate his body, nor does it cultivate his nature.It used to be servants who worked in this vegetable garden, but now it is a few children.

He Shishi's watering movements were very unstable. The water scoop kept sticking out of the bucket. Even if it went into the bucket, it would hit the wall of the bucket. Sprinkle it, and when it is poured into the vegetable field, there is not much water left.The whole process is painfully slow.

He Shishi visually inspected the area of ​​the remaining vegetable field. He still hadn't watered two-thirds of it. According to his speed, by the time the watering was over, the breakfast would have been gone.

But if he doesn't finish watering the vegetable field, he won't have breakfast, and even dinner will disappear.

"Gululu." He Shixi raised his hand and slowly touched his belly.

The stomach is uncomfortably hungry, and he feels flustered and trembling in the morning, which makes him work more slowly.If he still can't eat today, he will eat the lettuce in the vegetable garden raw - because he often goes to the kitchen to eat food secretly, his father is extremely strict on him, and also sternly warns others not to leave him to eat Otherwise, he would starve together as soon as he found out, and he didn't want to involve others. Even the eldest brother who was the best to him in this family, he rarely took the initiative to find him.

But if he is caught stealing lettuce, he will be punished again, and a vicious circle will start.And since his father was told by the Patriarch last time, he didn't dare to beat him up in the face again. Every time he was punished, he would starve him, but he would rather be beaten than hungry.

It's better to finish pouring the water, just train the fit of body and consciousness.

"Bangdang."

The cold well water flowed, part of it seeped into the soil, and some splashed onto his cotton shoes and trousers.

He Shishi wanted to dodge, but instead stepped on the right foot with his left foot, sat down on the ground, completely soiled and wet the cotton trousers.

He Shishi stared blankly at the bucket lying at his feet, and then at his cotton trousers, which were already half wet, and sat on the ground wanting to cry without tears.

I don't know what's wrong with Lord Yama's reincarnation system. When he passed through the wormhole, he thought that he would die and would not be able to complete the task assigned by the country, but when he woke up, he found that he was born again.

He was born as soon as he was born, and he is also happy to live one more time. Having the memory of his previous life makes him feel that he has taken advantage of it—probably because Mother Earth and people all over the world don't want him to die, right?

But I don't know if it's his soul that doesn't match his body, or whether his huge memory has impacted the brain of a baby that hasn't fully developed, causing his body and consciousness to be completely out of harmony after birth, just like the kind of person who speaks slowly when doing things, but He didn't take a beat slow, but a hundred beats slower!

It’s okay to be slow, but because of uncoordinated hands and feet, if you want to walk 28 centimeters, you can walk [-]; if you want to scoop water, the ladle can be scooped out of the bucket; if you want to lift the bucket, you can kick the bucket first turn.

Obviously he has a normal IQ and a healthy body, but the combination of the two makes him a fool.

Yes, he is the famous He Da fool of the He family.Born bigger than normal babies, able to eat better than normal babies, but at the age of two they can't walk and can only crawl, at the age of five they can barely make parental sounds, at the age of seven they still can't even complete a sentence explain.

In fact, it's not that he can't speak, but... When he first came to this world, he couldn't understand what the people here were saying!

Like a real baby, he has to learn the language here from scratch, but the baby's brain is blank, and it is easy to learn anything, but his thinking has long been fixed, learning the language here is the same as learning a foreign language, plus his body He is not in harmony with the soul, and his reaction is extremely slow. His brain tells his mouth to say a word, and it takes a long time to convey it. After his mouth receives it, it takes a while to manipulate the throat muscles and tongue to pronounce the words. Come on, it will naturally appear that he is slow to speak, unable to speak, etc. dull appearance.

Thinking about his miserable situation, He Xixi couldn't help but want to shed tears of sympathy for himself.He is simply more dangerous than an undercover drug gang, especially in this family with a father who regards him as an enemy and a shame.

It is also thanks to his resistance to beating that he can live until now. If he is a really stupid child, he may not be beaten to death, but he will be negligent to death due to various negligence, whether intentional or unintentional.

He Shixi sighed and slowly got up.The water in the bucket was kicked over by him, so he had to fetch water again.Fortunately, there was a well in the yard, so he didn't have to go far.But fetching water is also a difficult task for him, well, for him with uncoordinated hands and feet, it is difficult to do anything.

"Yeah." Someone opened the door of the main room from the inside, and a boy with a thick head and a thick head, about nine years old, walked across the yard with his head buried in a bookbag.

He Shiyi raised his palm, wanting to call him for help. This is his starling, He Ba.

However, He Ba didn't seem to notice the other person beside the vegetable field at all, just walked out of the courtyard gate along the bluestone road in the courtyard.

"Balang! How could you talk to mother like that today, mother is so angry at you." He Wu rushed across the yard with his book bag, and whispered after the boy in front of him.

He Wu was probably busy chasing He Ba, and he didn't notice He Shishi in the corner.

"Goro Hachiro, keep your voices down, be careful not to disturb dad! When dad gets angry and punishes you, I'll see what you do." The last one came out was a girl, about eleven or twelve years old, with willow eyebrows and almond eyes, very handsome .

The girl had a sad face at a young age, whispered to her brother, and hurried out of the yard at the same pace.

He Shishi looked up at the sky with a bucket: the yard is too big, and my position is too far away, so it's not surprising that brothers and sisters can't notice him.

He didn't care about tidying up his wet pants—there was nothing to tidy up. When he walked to the well with a bucket, he struggled to get a bucket of water out of the well after repeated failures, and then carried it to the vegetable field. past half.

The He family doesn't eat lunch, they only have two meals in the morning and evening. If they are hungry at noon, they can only eat some snacks to fill their stomachs.For the elders and the children of the second family, there are as many snacks as you want, but for the third family...

The children of the third master's family were all unlucky ghosts and poor creatures in the He family's population. They said that their fate was still a little bit worse. Although they were lucky enough to vote for the He family, they became He Xiujie's children.

Thinking of He Xiujie, He Shishi had the urge to fill him in the cesspit. Although this person was his biological father by blood, he had never seen this person as his father, just like this person. Never saw him as a son.

Although the beatings and scolding punishment his three brothers and sisters received from He Xiujie were not as much as his, life was not easy.If it wasn't for the He Family Academy to provide the children with a midday snack, the children in their family would be hungry until evening.

He Shixi really wanted to help these little ones, but now he couldn't protect himself, so he could only watch these little devils suffer together with him.

At noon, his mother came out of the house, probably wanting to get some fresh vegetables, and there are some cold-resistant vegetables in early winter, such as the holly vegetables he is watering now.

His mother is only thirty years old this year, but she looks like she is in her early forties, her originally beautiful face is full of sorrow.

When He Sun saw that the vegetable garden hadn't been half-watered, and that He Shiyi's cotton trousers were all dirty with mud, he couldn't help but sighed deeply at his young son who had a big frame but was extremely thin.

Ever since she found out that she had given birth to a stupid son, and after giving birth to this child, she would never be able to have children again. She also hated and resented this child. In addition, she has many children, and the children are very young, so she has always been fond of this child. Neglected to take care of him, didn't even feed him.

But three of the children she took care of carefully died, and this stupid son who was taken care of by the slaves at will and abused by the husband has lived healthy and healthy until now, is it his fate?

It would be great if this child is not a fool, if she can still have...

Forget it, what's the point of thinking about it now?

Mrs. He Sun turned back to look at the main room and saw no movement, then turned to whisper to the youngest son: "Go back to the room quickly and change your clothes, lest your father see and punish you."

"Ah..." He Shixi wanted to say that the vegetable garden hadn't been watered yet.

Seeing his expression, He Sun knew what he wanted to say, "I'll do the rest, you go back to the house and change your clothes quickly, remember to move lightly, your father should get up by now."

"Oh." He Shixi accepted his mother's kindness.Although this woman didn't care about him before, she would only cry when He Xiujie beat him, but her heart was not bad. Which woman had so many children of similar age, and three children died in a row, and there was such a The husband also has no extra energy to take care of a "silly son".

But just as he took a step and Mrs. He Sun took over the bucket, the door of the main room opened again with a babble.

Both mother and son froze at the same time, and He Xiujie got up.