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The cold long tongue with mucus touched his neck and licked up his neck.

He Chun grabbed the paper talisman and slowly pulled it out of his arms.

I don't know if the taste is not good enough, the thing made a dissatisfied sound like a sneeze, and the long tongue that was just for licking suddenly jumped out like a sharp weapon, and the tip of the tongue went straight into He Chun's temple.

Danger!Relying on his intuition, He Chun quickly turned his head to one side, and at the same time quickly withdrew his left hand from his bosom, tearing the talisman paper with two fingers.

"Close your eyes!"

Some coolies who wanted to open their eyes secretly and those who had already opened their eyes closed their eyelids subconsciously when they heard these two words.

In an instant, the talisman paper lit up with an extremely dazzling light like a small sun.

"Hey!" A sharp cry pierced the ears of all the coolies in the shed.

He Chun didn't care to cover his ears, closed his eyes, pushed hard with both hands and waist, and a carp bounced up from the floor. At the same time as it bounced, its toes had already exerted force, and it swooped to the open door of the work shed.

The coolies in the work shed could no longer pretend to sleep, and when the first strange cry pierced their eardrums, they screamed.Some disobedient people who happened to see the light even had tears in their eyes, worrying that they were going to go blind.

"No—! Lame Eleven, save us!"

He Chun stopped and rolled on the spot, giving up the chance to escape.

"Snap!" The irritated thing shot out its long tongue forcefully, and the tip of its tongue penetrated into the floor.

A hole was drilled out of the black mat and the ground.

"Hey!" The thing let out an angry scream.

Da Zhuang, who was sleeping next to He Chun, scrambled and ran to the side.

The coolies next to them also got up one after another and squeezed to the side. During the pushing and pushing, some fell and some screamed in fright.

At this time, the extremely dazzling light had disappeared.

After the ultimate light is the ultimate darkness.

"My eyes! My ears!" a coolie wailed loudly.

"Quiet!" He Chun shouted.

But the crying coolie didn't listen to him, maybe he was frightened and couldn't control his emotions.

"Crack!" The thing that didn't like humans crying was enraged, and its long tongue popped out again.

The howling coolie's eyes widened.

Spike.The long tongue was pulled out, and only a little blood flowed from the forehead that had been drilled a hole, and all the brain matter inside had disappeared.

The howling coolie fell.

It was not enough to eat a brain, the long tongue popped out again, and shot through the head of a crying coolie again.

second, third...

At some point, the pitch-black shed became extremely quiet again, only the sound of suppressed breathing rose and fell quietly.

He Chun opened his eyes, and when his eyes got used to the dark light, he could vaguely see the surrounding shadows through the open door.

The movement in this work shed is definitely not small, just the ear-piercing screams and the yells of the coolies are enough to spread far away.

But the surrounding work sheds were extremely quiet, no one was walking outside, let alone checking.

He Chun turned his head, and the coolie on the far side of him was leaning against the wall and tightly covering his mouth, tears were streaming from his eyes, and his half-exposed face was full of extreme fear.

This coolie was not very old, his rough skin looked like he was in his early twenties, but his childish eyes showed that he might only be sixteen or seventeen years old.

Selfishly speaking, He Chun doesn't like most of the coolies in this shed, no one likes people who reject themselves, right?But he couldn't just watch them die.

It would be fine if he ran out just now, but he gave up. Just now he just wanted to run away out of survival instinct, but when he was called out by Da Zhuang, the acquired morality made him unable to give up on him no matter what. Innocents calling for help.

There are three more talismans. The flash talisman just now is a talisman he figured out by himself using the principle of the flash bomb. It is not difficult to use the rune pattern, and it does not require much energy. It is very effective in catching people by surprise and escaping.

The remaining three talismans are the Sanyang talisman that can destroy evil and evil ghosts, the elementary psychedelic talisman with the simplest confusing effect, and the thunder talisman that can only make one thunder but has no practical effect.

In the blink of an eye, He Chun had already figured out how to use these three talismans to create opportunities for everyone to escape.

He Chun originally wanted to remind the coolies to run together when he called to run, but seeing the not-so-wide door, he withdrew his plan.

If he reminds now, everyone will be ready by then, but in the absence of order, unless the reaction is the fastest, most people running together are likely to be blocked at the door.

He Chun threw himself towards the black shadow in the room, and at the same time he threw the Thunderbolt Talisman open.

"Boom!" There was a loud thunder, and there was a loud cry.

The thing felt He Chun pounce on it, and its long tongue had already shot towards He Chun, but when the thunder rang, the thing was also startled.

Taking this opportunity, He Chun leaned back 180 degrees, knees bent, and continued to slide forward by virtue of inertia.

When he reached the thing, He Chun rolled his upper body, and the psychedelic talisman in his right hand slapped against the thing.

It's now! "Da Zhuang, run!"

Xiao Yuanyuan, who was lying on top of He Chun's hair and watching the play: ah, this man is so powerful, it seems that I don't need to do anything, he can draw and use talismans, and he moves so fast, isn't this man really a king?

When Da Zhuang in the crowd heard his name, he jumped up nervously, but the people next to him subconsciously stretched out their hands to pull Da Zhuang when they heard someone tell Da Zhuang to run.

Da Zhuang who wanted to run was pulled down.

The others also reacted at this time, got up one after another and ran outside.

Da Zhuang cursed loudly, and the person who tore him down had already got up and ran towards the open door.

Da Zhuang was angry and anxious, fearing that he would be left behind, but in the end he crawled twice without getting up, so anxious that he was about to cry.

A hand grabbed his arm, and a familiar voice rang in his ear: "Follow me!"

He Chun grabbed Da Zhuang's arm with his left hand, stepped down with both feet, smashed the not so strong earth wall, and ran away pulling Da Zhuang.

There was another exit, but there were still coolies in the shed who did not escape.

That's all intimidating.

He Chun turned his head and saw that half-grown boy vaguely still nestled in the corner of the wall. Helpless, he pushed Da Zhuang hard and roared: "Run! Run as far as possible!"

He Chun turned back and went into the shed, bypassing the thing temporarily confused by the psychedelic talisman, grabbed the frightened boy with weak legs in the corner, and dragged him outside. When he passed by another coolie who was crying with his corpse in his arms, he directly carried him onto the ground. shoulders.

After running out of the work shed, He Chun threw the two of them on the ground and shouted angrily: "Run now! No one can save you if you stay stupid!"

The boy sobbed, he didn't even have time to look at He Chun's face, he staggered up and ran towards the crowded place.

The other person was thrown to the ground. Hearing He Chun's voice, he reached out and grabbed He Chun's trousers, crying at the same time: "It's all you! It's you that Master Long is looking for! It’s enough for Master Long to eat enough! Why did you want to kill Master Long, why did you avoid it! It’s all about you, my brother was killed by you!”

He Chun kicked this person two feet away, not wanting to talk nonsense to him, so he turned around and ran away.

He knows the symbols he made by himself.In addition to the Sanyang Talisman, which has a little lethality, the psychedelic talisman can at most confuse people who are not firm-willed for a while, and God knows how long it can confuse it when confronted with monsters.

The man lay on the ground and cursed again and again, but within a moment, he also got up and ran away.

It's not that He Chun didn't want to kill the monster, but when he pushed the monster away before, he felt invincible.

In the previous two times, he relied on surprise to take advantage of the monster. Although the monster was temporarily fascinated by the psychedelic talisman, as long as someone moved it a little, even if it was murderous, it might cause the monster to wake up from the illusion. .

He Chun thinks he can't kill the monster, now he doesn't have any means to deal with the monster except for a Sanyang Talisman, so why don't he run away and save it for the monster's brains?

As for whether the monster would plunder the entire pier after waking up from the illusion, that was beyond his control.

But just seeing that only one of them escaped from the work shed, the other work sheds did not respond to such a big commotion. It was obviously not the first time they encountered such a thing, and they had already formed the experience to deal with it.

That night, He Chun dragged one leg along the river bank and ran fifty miles in one go.

What He Chun didn't know was that not long after he ran away, a man in black appeared in the shed.

When the man in black saw the monster standing still, he let out a slight snort.

This is a good opportunity.

No matter how many times the man in black tried to kill this companion with little humanity and only instinct, he failed to find a chance.

Although this guy has only instinct left, but he is not much weaker than him.

If it was a real fight with the opponent, even if he won, it would be a miserable victory. It was too uneconomical, and it was easy for the oriole to take advantage of it all.

But now, even if the other party is only temporarily confused, it is enough for him...

The man in black raised his hand, and a cold light streaked across the monster's neck.

"Gudong!" The monster's head fell to the ground, and it came to life at the same time.

The man in black stomped on the monster's head, and the monster's tongue fell limply to the ground.

Strangely, there was no blood coming out of the body of the beheaded monster.

The man in black approached the monster's body, his jaw moved and suddenly opened wide.

Kacha, Kacha, after a few mouthfuls, the man in black swallowed up the rest of the monster's body.

The man in black swallowed the monster's body, and his mouth, which was bigger than the head, returned to its original state. He took out a handkerchief and slowly wiped his mouth and hands. Son fan.

Finally, the man in black wrapped the monster's tongue with that handkerchief, picked up its trampled head, and left.

It wasn't until dawn that someone from each work shed cautiously poked his head out and slowly came out of the work shed.

When Wang Da, the contractor, heard the news and rushed over, most of the escaped coolies had already gathered, and they scattered around the pier without fleeing far.

Da Zhuang was pushed out to check the more dilapidated work shed.

Da Zhuang spat bitterly, approached the work shed with trembling courage, carefully threw a stone into it, his body muscles were ready to escape at any time.

Seeing that there was no reaction inside, Wang Da and others forced Da Zhuang to stick his head in to look.

Da Zhuang scolded these people to death in his heart, but he was isolated and unable to support himself, so he could only stick his head in carefully.

"No! Already gone!"

The strong sound of confirmation caused the coolies onlookers to cheer loudly.

At this time, Wang Da approached the gate of the shed surrounded by his subordinates.

Seeing that there were only three corpses lying in the shed, everyone who saw them couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

This time is probably the least damage to Long Ye.

Wang Da asked Da Zhuang and other coolies about last night in front of everyone.

The coolies talked one after another.

Wang Dayue's face became weirder when he heard it, and the surrounding audience also showed strange expressions.

Wang Da confirmed and asked generally: "You said that the cripple was the one that Lord Long first set his sights on, but not only was the cripple not killed by Lord Long, but he also came up with some methods of repairing dragons to create opportunities for you all to escape? "

Da Zhuang and proudly puffed out his chest: "Yes! It's my crippled brother, who really can't be judged by his appearance."

"Dragon repairer!" How many people gasped.

"There are dragon cultivators to do coolies!"

"Stupid, it's called worldly experience."

"Who would have thought that an ordinary cripple would be a dragon cultivator."

"Actually, I've long seen that the cripple is not ordinary. Which cripple have you seen has such strength and can walk so fast with a limping leg?"

The coolie who scolded He Chun before turned pale, but last night he scolded the dragon repairer.Thanks to the dragon cultivator's good temper, he just kicked him away when he scolded him like that, and didn't really kill him.

Da Zhuang was beaming with joy at this moment, and he no longer had the reluctance and anger just now.He didn't know what a dragon cultivator means at all, but only after the well-informed Wang Da said so, did he know that Lame Eleven was a dragon cultivator.Although Lame Eleven was just a passer-by to him, but later on, Da Zhuang also ate with the Dragon Cultivator, slept in the same bed, and was called a brother and brother, so he has more face!

Wang Da also rejoiced in his heart, although he was a little harsh when talking to the dragon cultivator, he did not withhold a penny from the other party, let alone beat and scold him. Presumably, the other party would not come back to teach him for such a small person like him.

"Okay! Don't talk too much. Since it's a matter between the dragon cultivator and the dragon master, we mortals don't care about it, let alone spread it around. Today, everyone will go to the Dragon King Temple to burn incense sticks and thank him for his blessing. We are safe and sound."

"Yes, yes, you have to go to the Dragon King Temple to burn incense."

Two days later, another person found Erlaizi's body in the miscellaneous forest, because many people knew that Erlaizi was going to attack the cripple from a foreign country. At this time, almost everyone believed that Erlaizi was trying to attack the dragon cultivator. Failed, but was killed by the dragon cultivator.

So the death of Erlaizi was left alone.

Not long after, someone found the Erlaizi's head while investigating something, heard that the Erlaizi was dead, and even insisted on finding the place where the Erlaizi was buried, and dug out the body.

The man checked the Erlaizi's body and asked Wang Da and the others if they found anything when collecting the Erlaizi's body.

Wang Da and others testified to each other, saying that when the second-hand man died, he didn't even have a penny on his body, and the coolies didn't have any extra money to pay for the second-hander's funeral. It turned out that the body was wrapped in a broken mat and buried in a hole dug.

The man then asked how Erlaizi died.

Wang Da and the others did not dare not tell the truth, so they expressed their guesses.

When the other party heard that the death of the bum was related to a dragon cultivator, they asked more detailed questions, and drew a sketch on the spot according to the description of Wang Da and others for them to recognize.

At the same time, He Chun had already arrived outside Longqi City.

Because his feet were not suitable for traveling, he found a small merchant ship heading to Longxi City, and begged them to take him to Longxi City at the cost of helping them cook for free.

In order to secure the ship owner's heart, He Chun made up a life story for himself, assuming that he was the cook of a certain rich family. Because he offended the new concubine of the master in the mansion, the owner kicked him out and kept him for many years. All the silver deposits have been corrupted.

And because the concubine's brother was working in the yamen, He Chun had no way to appeal, and the family was cruel, seeing that he wanted to sue, they simply forced him to find no work in the original town to support him.

In desperation, He Chun had no choice but to leave the town, but because of that family's obstruction, he couldn't even manage Lu Yin.

In the end, He Chun was forced to starve to death, so he had no choice but to escape.

Hearing what he said was pitiful, the captain ate He Chun's two small stir-fried dishes and thought the taste was good, so he agreed to He Chun's exchange terms.But he was also afraid of getting into trouble, so he asked He Chun to stay in the cabin and not come out casually.

He Chun nestled in the cabin for four days.

At noon today, the merchant ship arrived at the wharf outside Longqi City, and He Chun was about to disembark.

The owner of the boat was not bad. Seeing that He Chun had no property, he gave him twenty copper coins and prepared a piece of hard cake for him.

He Chun thanked the kind-hearted ship owner, did not refuse, took the copper coins and dry food and got off the ship.

Normally, only people with guides and residents living nearby can enter Longqi City.

The city guards judged whether the person entering the city was a local or not based on their accent and look. Their eyes and ears were very sharp, and there were very few stealers who could fool them.

But during this period of time, the Dragon Breeding Conference was held. In order to facilitate some future dragon sons and dragon girls who came out of the deep mountains, old forests and corners to find opportunities to become dragons, and because there were too many people coming and going, Longxi City no longer set up checkpoints and let people Free to come and go.

But even so, the gate of the city was still bustling with people coming and going.

At the gate of the city, Han Doudou sat in the carriage with a face full of frost, waiting for the housekeeper to inquire about the news.

That day, he woke up and turned into the youngest son of an earl. Before he knew what was going on, the family hurried him into a carriage, and asked the butler to bring a group of servants to take him and his two elder brothers to a car. My sister went to Longxi City.

It is said that every ten years, their families will send their children to Yulonghui to take a chance. Regardless of whether they are male or female, as long as they are under 20 years old, even if only one person can be favored, it will be of great benefit to the family. .

The strange thing is that you can't send it if you want to.If it is discovered by the two sects of Shenglong Road and Hualongchi that officials with noble titles have concealed that their children of the right age have not been sent to the Yulong Club, then the family will definitely be in bad luck, ranging from losing their status and all wealth, to the most serious. There are also some who just disappear.

Therefore, every time we go to the Yulonghui, there will be a lot of trouble in the homes of nobles above the Viscount and above.

Han Doudou, who became the concubine's son of the earl's family, got along very badly with the two elder brothers of the concubine's son and the elder sister who was also the concubine's son.

Han Doudou was born as the master of the young palace, and was cultivated to be extremely domineering since he was a child. That is to say, when he encountered troublesome and fond of children later on, he didn't go the way of the domineering young master without turning back.

Now, suddenly being thrown into such a place, he suddenly turned into another person, still a perennial doormat, his actual age is seven and a half years old, but Xiong Doudou, who was spoiled by his stupid father until he was only three years old, couldn't hold back Temperament?

However, his brothers and sisters didn't know that this body had changed owners, and they treated him as badly as before.Han Doudou, who was used to being loved so much by his stupid father, exploded on the same day, even though his force value was close to zero, he grabbed the teapot at hand and smashed it on his elder brother's head.

After that, the Asura field, don't mention it!

Even if Han Doudou lost his cultivation, he was still conscious just like Stupid, and his small body was nimble and slippery like a fish.

The big brother whose head was smashed by him chased him and beat him, and he could push people into the pond in reverse.

His second brother wanted to teach him a lesson, but he beat him with a feather duster until he called his mother.

When his parents in this body were really called, Han Doudou's mouth shrunk, and he sat on the ground crying loudly, crying more aggrieved than anyone else, but if you look carefully, you will find that he didn't shed a single tear .

Han Doudou poured tea all over his face, no one could tell whether he was crying or not.

His sister, who also had a child from a concubine, pleaded guilty to the earl and the countess in a soft voice, accusing him of evil in both words and deeds.

Xiong Doudou got angry, didn't care that it was a woman, grabbed the feather duster and rushed up, and gave another blow.

The yellow-haired girl in her early ten years was rolled all over the floor by him, begging for mercy.

His count's father and the countess got angry on the spot, especially the countess, whose two sons suffered a lot, really wanted to kill Han Doudou.

Han Doudou could not bend, staring at this family as if they were enemies.

In the end, it was the Earl who said that the Dragon Breeding Conference would be held soon, and no child would be missing, so he simply threw all the children into the carriage ahead of time, so as not to be out of sight and out of mind.

The countess was very angry, and told a few servants to show some color to the bastard's Han Doudou on the way.

Han Doudou suffered a bit, so without saying a word, he used the stove on the cart to light everyone's carriage on fire at night while everyone was asleep.

Fortunately, the butler was more capable, and led his servants to put out the fire that had just started.

The housekeeper wanted to find the murderer, but Han Doudou stabbed one of the servants who came to arrest him to death on the spot, and even stabbed the man's face into rotten flesh, until his two older brothers vomited in fright.

Seeing him like this, the more knowledgeable butler respectfully invited him into the car, and never let the servant do anything after that.

Seeing that eating, drinking and bedding had become normal, Han Doudou did not make trouble anymore.He inquired about the Yulong Club with the steward, and couldn't help thinking that he might be able to see Duzhu and other friends here, so he didn't try to escape, but obediently followed the car to Longxi City.

"Miss Young Master, this old slave has already been asked to inquire. People like us have a fixed place to go. Please, Miss Young Master, be patient for a while."

The old butler said this to the four young masters and ladies respectively.Because there are many aristocrats in Longyan Lake, the place to receive the children of these aristocrats is not fixed every time. You need to go to the city where the dragon breeding meeting is held to know the exact place.

Someone had told them this common sense long before they came, but Han Doudou, who had just arrived and lost her mother, didn't know anything about it.

"Understood, thanks to the grandpa housekeeper." Han Doudou kept in mind what Chuzhu said to be polite to the service staff, and to say thank you when others helped him with errands, so she teased the housekeeper not very sincerely, and then felt uncomfortable Little ass, stood up, opened the curtains, and looked out.

The old housekeeper bent the corner of his mouth subtly.

There were a lot of people outside, and the dust was not small. Han Doudou got bored after looking at it for a while, and put down the curtain casually.

He Chun, who passed by the carriage, was inexplicably touched, and subconsciously turned his head to look at the carriage, but he only had time to see half of the child's side face, and then the curtains of the carriage were lowered.

He Chun sighed, he missed his family's Little Doudou, Little Daughter, Little Crab, and Big Amon.Even Sai Baize, who has no body but a soul, and likes to smear Doudou in front of Doudou, he also thinks about it.

Looking at the exquisiteness of the carriage and the performance of the servants, it doesn't look like a purely wealthy family. The child seems to be a little smaller than Doudou in his family. Although only half of his face is seen, he can still tell that the child thin and small.

I wonder if I can meet Doudou and the others here?

He Chun touched his face, thinking that they might not know each other.

I don't know if there is a place like Feixue Jingtao Building here?If so, can he release a message to find Amon and the others?

He Chun cheered up a little and followed the flow of people into Longqi City.

The row of carriages entered the city ahead of him, and soon parted from the flow of people, and walked to another road.

The street just entering the city is the busiest, full of hawkers.

Someone who passes by He Chun can't help but look at him more.

He Chun understood the reason. Before getting off the boat, he had just pulled out the spurs on his feet, but he was used to walking on tiptoe on his right heel, which made his walking posture look a bit strange, giving people the impression that one foot is deep and the other is shallow.

"Brother, did you come to Longxi City to find something to do? Or do you want to take part in the Dragon Breeding Club?" A passer-by approached him.

He Chun turned his head and saw an old man over fifty years old.

The old man smiled kindly at him, "Don't worry, little brother, the little old man is not a bad person. During this period of time, there are a lot of outsiders who have entered the city. Many people don't know where to go to stay after entering the city, let alone where to go. Looking for work. Except for those who are rich and powerful, even if many people come to participate in the Dragon Breeding Association, they don't have much money after they come to Longxi City. Some people still beg for food all the way.

Those of us who live in the city and outside the city have seen a lot of you outsiders, so we will go into the city to show you the way and introduce you to work. "

He Chun said frankly: "I have no money."

The old man smiled: "It's okay if you don't have money now, and you can give it to me if you have it later. The little old man lives at the entrance of Zhaofu Lane on South Street. When you go there, ask Lao Niu who leads the way. Everyone there knows everyone. If you are If you want to find a job, you don't need to pay me, and the master who likes you will naturally pay me."

"What's the price for leading the way and asking for news?" He Chun became a little interested when he heard that he could pay on credit.

The old man saw that this business seems to have a door, and he smiled more kindly: "Not much, let's calculate it according to the time, one hundred Wen an hour, if it is from morning to night, it only costs [-] Wen. This price is too early for us old men. As long as it is negotiated, the price will be unified in the whole city, so that you will not be deceived."

He Chun laughed, "Okay, let me ask the old man to lead the way. I really want to try my chance when I come to Guidi for the first time, but before that, I want to see what the dragon repairers are like, and I want to know the shops they usually go in and out of." It’s similar to the inn where I stayed.”