world's most stupid

It's not that there have never been more powerful loose immortals in the world of comprehension. Fu Yuan, as a loose immortal of the Seven Tribulations, can be called the Immortal Venerable. Except that he is the only one who has cultivated to the Seven Tribulations, and his profound knowledge, it seems that he knows all kinds of spells. Can come at your fingertips.

For example, now, when he tapped the black stele lightly, the stele turned into a light gate emitting a black halo.

"Go in, and when you can't bear it, you will be automatically ejected."

He Chun really wanted to ask if he could go back to sleep first, but the handsome young man opposite him obviously didn't intend to discuss with him.

He Chun was not sure when he would be able to come back. Before going in, he sent paper cranes to his friends, saying that he had a chance and the return date was uncertain, so everyone should not worry.

Not to mention how angry Han Doudou would be when he received Zhihe and found out that he had just come back and didn't see him, He Chun stepped into the light gate with his legs.

He Chun disappeared, the stele returned to its original state, and Zheng Hai disappeared.

He Chun only felt that in a blink of an eye, he had arrived at a completely unfamiliar land.

At first glance, it looks like a huge cemetery cemetery.

One stone tablet after another was inserted on the ground, some intact, some broken, and some with moss growing on them.

The sky was covered with dark clouds, and the clouds were incredibly thick. Occasionally, lightning flashed, followed by rumbling thunder. It seemed that there would be a world-shattering torrential rain at any time.

He Chun bent down and picked up a piece of gravel from the ground. There was a crooked stone tablet at his feet. There seemed to be some patterns engraved on the stone tablet, and the broken stone fell from a corner of the stone tablet.

There seemed to be something surging in the dantian. He Chun looked inside and found that the extremely quiet little jade-colored spider became very lively, crawling around on his abutment.

Is this where the original runes are located?

Are these stone tablets just individual original runes?

He Chun glanced over, but didn't see the magnificent scene he imagined. It was like a dead, gloomy cemetery with bad weather.

He looked carefully at the patterns on the stone tablets again, and felt that he hadn't been affected in any way, and he also didn't see what happened.

Suddenly, He Chun's eyes lit up, and he saw a meadow growing around a stone tablet not far away, and some blue-purple flowers bloomed on the meadow.

If Amon was here, he would tell He Chun that those small blue-purple flowers were the magic soul flowers that had a certain chance of being able to generate natural monsters in the legend of the devil world.

But after arriving here, the connection between Amon and him seemed to be broken, and he didn't make a sound.

For some reason, He Chun subconsciously believed that there was some kind of rule here, and it was this rule that kept Amon silent.

He Chun walked to that lawn, sat down, and a cool wind with a strong smell of rain blew, and the boy fell in love with his eyes comfortably.

This kind of weather, this kind of cool temperature, and the clean and soft grass beneath him are perfect for sleeping.

He Chun thought so, and did the same.

He changed from sitting to lying down, took out a pillow from the storage bag and put it under his neck, relaxed his limbs, and just closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

Soon, He Chun's abdomen suddenly swelled slightly, and after a while, countless transparent silks protruded from under his underwear.

As soon as these threads of good fortune came out, they grew like crazy, desperately trying to wrap around the stone monuments they could touch.

An hour, two hours...

One stone tablet after another was entangled in threads of good fortune.

Those transparent threads also turned into different colors depending on each stone tablet, and gradually the tombstone world was covered with layer after layer of colorful spider silk webs.

He Chun didn't notice this at all, turned over and slept soundly.

He Chun, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt a little itchy in the area above his lips, opened his eyes, stood up, and a little turtle that was smaller than a fingernail slid down from his lips and fell onto his lap.

The little turtle struggled to turn over, quickly crawled over the boy's legs, and crawled onto the sand.

turtle?Sand?

He Chun smelled the smell of sea tide brought by the sea breeze, and turned his head to see the blue ocean not far away.

This seems to be a bay, and the snow-white sand forms an extremely beautiful beach.

There is a row of small turtles climbing towards the ocean on the beach. The front turtle is one meter square, and the turtles behind are smaller than each other. Looking from the front to the back, they are the size of a millstone, a basketball, a grapefruit, and a palm to the size of a coin. , and finally there is the little turtle that is a circle smaller than the fingernail.

These seven turtles, which are getting smaller and smaller in a row, seem to be a family, which is very funny to watch.

The little turtle with nails crawled up to his companion, climbed up along his companion's body, lay on the copper coin turtle, and let the other party carry him on his back.

Seeing the little turtle with nails, He Chun seemed to stretch out his head to look at him.

"Crack."

He Chun lowered his head and saw a little turtle about the size of a child's palm nibbling at the hem of his clothes.Seeing it nibbling so vigorously, it seemed like it had eaten something good.

"Hey, little guy, you can't eat my clothes." He Chun wanted to pull the little turtle off his clothes, but the little turtle's mouth was tightly clenched.

Is this turtle also a member of that family?Hey, is it really okay for you not to go with your family?

"The clothes on your body are mixed with fortune silk, which is one of Xiao Qi's favorite foods." A sweet voice belonging to a teenager sounded from not far away.

Only then did He Chun realize that he hadn't paid attention to his side and behind him.

This bay sand beach is quirky and involuntarily relaxing.

It was a glamorous boy with a seductive face. The glamorous boy looked at He Chun and smiled shyly.

He Chun looked straight.Hey, it's the first time he's seen such a charming person, he's simply a born fairy.

"Do you know the good fortune silk?" He Chun was obsessed with the beauty, but he still remembered that he couldn't tell others about the good fortune silk. Except for Amon, no one else knew about it.

And this glamorous young man actually said that his clothes were mixed with good fortune silk. It could not be bluffing him, it could only be that he really knew him.

"You, don't be afraid, you are the first person to come here after all these years. I, I came here to take a look when I was curious." The glamorous young man seemed to stutter a little when he was nervous.He also smelled the scent of one of his juniors, but he didn't see it when he came over.

He Chun used to be a stammer, so he couldn't help but feel kind to the boy, "Hi, I'm He Shiyilang, and my name is Chun. I don't know how I came here. What's your name?"

The glamorous young man seemed to have a good impression of He Chun, and said honestly, "My name is Geng Er."

"Haha! Your name is Geng Er, and my name is He Shishilang. Our names all have numbers, which can be regarded as ape dung. Geng Er, why did you come here?"

"I feel that someone is here." Geng Er said slowly, and then asked: "Shishi Lang, are you here to learn the talisman array?"

He Chun didn't hide anything, nodded: "Yes."

"You're lucky." Geng Er smiled sincerely and honestly but was extremely charming, the contrast was really unbearable for ordinary people.

He Chun was instantly worried about this young man, always thinking that if such Geng Er went out for a walk, he would definitely meet many big bad wolves.

Seeing He Chun's worry, Geng Er smiled, "Most people would stay on the outer layer, because of your fortune silk, Xiao Qi and Xiao Ba dragged you in together, your clothes if you Can you give it to them if you don't mind?"

"No problem." He Chun was not stupid, and took out a fist-sized fortune silk on the spot, "I think they should prefer pure fortune silk to my clothes."

Before He Chun finished speaking, he saw the little tortoise nibbling on the hem of his clothes quickly let go of the hem of his clothes, and quickly crawled towards his lap.And the little nailed turtle in the distance, who was planning to go back to the sea with his kind, crawled back with a speed that didn't match its status as a turtle at all.

He Chun put the fortune silk on the sand, and the two little turtles jumped on it together.

Geng Er shyly said: "I'm sorry, Xiao Qi Xiao Ba's mouth is too greedy."

In fact, he also wanted to eat it. Even among them, the fortune silk is a precious thing. Not to mention its other functions, putting it in food can enhance the taste of the food to the best.For a person like him who can never quit his appetite, it is simply a temptation.

The corners of He Chun's mouth curled up, and he also saw the longing in Geng Er's eyes, and boldly took out another ball of good fortune silk, "This is for you, it is a gift for the first meeting."

Geng Er knows things well, so he naturally knows that it will take a lot of time to collect these two balls of fortune silk, and this amount is probably stored in most of the boy's body.

But Geng Er couldn't bear the temptation and still took it, and replied shyly and seriously: "Thank you. Do you want anything, I can give it to you."

He Chun shook his head, then nodded again: "I came here to understand the original runes. I saw a pile of stone tablets just now, but I didn't feel anything special when I saw them. Later, I felt too sleepy and fell asleep. Come right here. Do you know where the original runes are? Or are there any special conditions required to comprehend them?"

"Original runes?" Geng Er seemed a little confused, "We live in a different place, maybe they are called differently. I know the stone tablets outside. They were carved by Chuanshan when I taught people how to learn runes. You didn’t respond to it, um, someone may have tampered with your sea of ​​consciousness to allow you to enter here. But that’s not the most complete, the most complete and detailed one is here. Since you like learning talisman so much , and this is for you."

A palm-sized tortoise shell was handed to him.

He Chun didn't dare to accept it, he suddenly felt that this gift could not be accepted casually, and he always felt that something unimaginable would happen next.Well, maybe these are all his illusions, but he also understands through the tone of a young man that he probably got a big opportunity that will definitely make Fu Yuan jealous, and he is afraid that it will be too hot to take it.

He Chun still doesn't know that the opportunity he got is even a true immortal, an immortal emperor would be jealous, let alone a little Sanxian who hasn't stepped into the fairy world yet.

Geng Er looked at him, tilted his head, and said in confusion, "Don't you like this gift? Usually, creatures with fortune silk are born with talismanic cultivation. In ancient times, they were the best witch blood. You probably appeared among hundreds of millions of people. It is also difficult for a phenomenon of atavism. You'd better not let people know about this. There are not many natural witch bloodlines now, let alone witch bloodlines with fortune threads. It is said that there are some extraterrestrial demon races, but there are also They are pretty much hunted down. Their silk sacs are a natural treasure."

He Chun: "..."

Geng Er patted him and smiled: "Don't be afraid, as long as you don't tell me, no one would have thought that a human being would spit out good fortune threads. Accept it, it's considered a greeting gift."

Geng Er didn't need to get close to the young man, he could smell the strong scent of his junior on the young man.

Thinking of that junior who seemed careless but actually withdrawn and sinister, worried about everything but had a small stomach, liked to harm anyone who had nothing to do and pretended to be innocent, Geng Er lamented that since the last time the junior went out, he could never get back. Come home, everyone guesses where he got lost this time.Unexpectedly, after so many years, he would be the first to know the news about his junior brother.

This young man should be the partner of the junior brother.

Geng Er blushed, the smell on the boy was too strong, the junior brother must have bullied the boy again and again, and he must have bullied him recently, otherwise there would not be such a strong smell.

He Chun finally took over the tortoise shell, and while taking over the tortoise shell, he respectfully saluted Geng Er.

Geng Er hurriedly helped him up, waved his hands again and again and said, "No, you don't need to do this, I know... In short, we are destined, and there are not many things I can give you, and this is the only thing I can barely give you. Uh, you want to eat Seafood?"

So it didn't take long before a barbecue grill appeared on the beach, and there were all kinds of complete seasonings.

Geng Er skillfully cleaned up the seafood presented by countless generations of turtles and grandchildren, put them on the grill one by one, and taught He Chun how to use good fortune silk as monosodium glutamate.

He Chun: "..."

Two people and a group of turtles happily ate a seafood feast. Geng Er asked him which planet he came from. He Chun wanted to say that he came from the earth, and also said some interesting facts and common sense about the earth. Geng Er was very happy to hear it .

"Chuanshan is also very interested in the world of science and technology now. Oh, Chuanshan likes refining tools. He said that there are many things for reference in the world of science and technology, and he also said that he would take me to the world of science and technology to play."

Geng Er was so careful that he taught He Chun how to use the inherited tortoise shell, how to solve problems if he encountered them, and so on.

He Chun didn't think he was very smart. He liked Geng Er's teacher who was careful and patient, and his explanations were very simple and easy to understand. When he met Geng Er, he was completely moved.

Geng Er saw that He Chun didn't think he was annoying, and he especially liked this student who listened carefully to the class. He inevitably talked more and more, and the more detailed he said, he even showed He Chun the actual gesture.

Time passed day by day, and when He Chun was hungry, he ate seafood and all kinds of weird food brought by Geng Er. At the same time, he also shared the food he brought from the earth.Occasionally, he would use fortune silk to exchange some good things that Geng Er said with Xiao Qi Xiao Ba.

He Chun can sometimes see what Xiao Qi Xiao Ba gave him, but most of them can't see it, and he doesn't care, and stuff all of them into the storage bag.

Geng Er saw that his storage bag was made rough, and his housekeeper habit appeared, so he couldn't help but say a few more words.

"You have good fortune silk, so you can combine it with talisman arrays to learn how to make silk. This is a branch of weapon refining, but ordinary refiners can't compare with magic weapons refined with good fortune silk. You wait."

Geng Er rummaged through his storage, and found a jade slip, "This is the silk refining article written by Chuan Shan once researching silk creations. I copied a copy, and you can take a look."

He Chun didn't know what to give in return. Through Geng Er's detailed explanation, he already knew that the tortoise shell was equivalent to the most complete original runes + the most complete knowledge of runes + an excellent teacher to solve puzzles (Geng Er) Er's sliver of consciousness), it can be said that with this tortoise shell and this jade slip, he can already kick that Fu Yuan Immortal Venerable away.

Uh, I suddenly felt that Master Xianzun was at a loss.Does he know that the original rune tablet is still a formation, and when this formation is touched, it will send the enlightened person to this bay?

Probably don't know...

He Chun silently lit a row of candles for Immortal Fu Yuan.

He Chun, who has gained so much, doesn't know how long he has stayed in this bay. One day, he was knitting rune pattern socks for Geng Er—he is the best at knitting socks~.

Geng Er came over with a piece of tortoise shell and compared it to him over and over again, his expression seemed very confused.

He Chun looked up: "What's wrong?"

Geng Er murmured: "I just got up suddenly and made a fortune teller for you, but the hexagram is very strange."

He Chun was worried about his little friends, so he hurriedly asked, "What did you figure out?"

Geng Er pinched his fingers again, looked at the tortoise shell again, and said: "The hexagram shows that your family members of the first blood line are in danger, and are currently dying. But I took a step forward to divination, and found that your family is safe and everything is going well." Shun Shui. Two completely different and completely opposite hexagrams, so strange. Especially the first hexagram shows that your family members are your male brothers, but the second hexagram shows that you have only sisters and no brothers, which is really weird. "

Then Geng Er shook his head, telling He Chun not to mind: "Nine out of ten divinations are right, you just have to hear it."

"Wait! Your hexagram image is correct." It's just that the first hexagram image is my family in this body, while the second hexagram image is my family member in my previous life.

He Chun asked Geng Er for the details of the first hexagram. Geng Er saw that he was convinced that the first hexagram was correct, so he simply took a drop of his blood and directly used the tortoise shell to predict the safety of his bloodline.

This time when the hexagram came out, Geng Er clearly told He Chun: one of his elder brothers was in danger, and from the point of view of blood, it should be his cousin's generation.

He Chun wanted to further ask who the cousin who had the accident was, but Geng Er said that no matter how detailed he was, he couldn't figure it out.

He Chun was very restless because of this hexagram. If he didn't know, that's fine. Now that he knew that something happened to his cousin—maybe something happened to other family members, he couldn't practice with peace of mind.

No matter what, the relationship between his body and that family could not be broken just like that, and there were indeed some people in the family who treated him fairly well, especially the eldest cousin.

His memory has all been restored. He knew how well his big cousin treated him back then, and he always thought that he must reciprocate if he had the opportunity.

"You can go back and see your family first. We will meet again in the future." Geng Er was very sure that they would see each other again. It is impossible for his junior brother to have a companion and not bring it back to show off.Just don't know when he will find his way home.

"This is for you." Geng Er gave He Chun another tortoise shell.

"What is this?" He Chun felt that it was too light to say thank you to Geng Er, so he just silently vowed in his heart that he would repay Geng Er's kindness in the future.

Geng Er grabbed the tortoise shell and slapped him on the forehead, the tortoise shell disappeared, Geng Er smiled mysteriously at the young man, "It's not a bad thing, you will know later."

He Chun only felt that another tortoise shell appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness. He tapped it, but when he saw no response, he didn't care much.