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On the same day, the neighbors of Liu Laowu's house came out of Liu Laowu's house with indescribably wonderful expressions, and then the old lady Liu also stumbled out of the house, not even daring to say a word of abuse, just so disheartened ran home.

Less than half a day later, a little Taoist priest who knew magic came to Machete Pass, and the news that the child picked up by Liu Laowu's family was a Taoist prodigy spread throughout the small town.

As for the saying of the prodigy, the neighbors heard the little Taoist priest tell Liu Laowu and his wife that this child was born with the wisdom of heaven and earth, and he was born extraordinary, and his achievements in the future will not be easy. Let him go astray... and self-summarized.

As for the prodigy's biological parents?It's not important. I haven't heard a little Taoist say that this child is born with the wisdom of heaven and earth. Even if he has parents, can he be an ordinary person?

After that, the rumors spread more and more widely, and gradually changed.After the little cub has made some great achievements in the future, the rumors about his biological parents range from the secrets that the Jade Emperor and a certain fairy must tell to the queen mother who transforms into a human being on the throne.

Well, this is the story of Xiao Zaier, let's talk about now.

After sending away the neighbors and Mrs. Liu, only Liu Laowu's family and He Chun were left in the house.

He Chun handed the cub to Liu Lishi, and Liu Lishi hugged his son's sweetheart and coaxed him non-stop.

The little cub patted his mother and then his father, grinning innocently and cutely, and he even dug and dug out a dime of silver and a bunch of copper coins from his little belly pocket.

Liu Lishi: "...Ah! Isn't this the military salary your father got back yesterday?"

When Liu Laowu heard this, he looked up and saw his crazy-growing baby son holding a dime of silver in one hand and a bunch of copper coins in the other, smiling smugly.

"This is...? Where did Xiao Baoer hide the money?" Such a large string of copper coins can be seen even if it is hidden in the stomach, let alone in the belly pocket.

He Chun didn't expect this little boy to have such a skill, and thinking about how this little boy appeared on the northern border across nearly ten thousand miles in one night, it seems that this little boy has mastered the power of space since he was born. A cub related to his family Amon.

Little Bao'er wanted to show off but didn't know what to say. He saw Old Ghost Liu running home to look for money yesterday. He still remembered that his parents were worried that he would be seen by others, so they hid themselves in a hurry.

Later, Old Ghost Liu found silver money in the hole under the pillow of the bed and wanted to take it away, so he went to grab it and hid the money at home.

Old ghost Liu couldn't see him, so he was so frightened that he called out ghosts.He simply caught old ghost Liu and sucked a lot of his anger, which is why he grew up again after a day.

He Chun didn't want Liu Laowu and his wife to regard the little boy as a monster, and had no intention of telling them about the little boy's special abilities, but seeing that the little boy himself was almost exposed, he had to help him make up for it, deliberately half-covering it typical:

"Little Treasure..." Pointing to the sky, "He is an extraordinary son. Although he was deprived of ... ahem, he still retained some abilities. My master originally wanted to find him and bring him back to raise him. It is also to prevent him from shocking the world, but who knows that he and your husband and wife are destined, and I don’t know in which life, you know it in your heart, so don’t say it.”

Liu Laowu and his wife heard these words, and saw that their son was extraordinary, they were very happy.Especially Liu Lao Wu, he was worried that his son was a demon, but now he personally confirmed that his son is not a demon but a fairy descended from the world... Oh ho ho!Liu Laowu's mouth was crooked with a smile, and his head with a hole in it didn't hurt at all. He just felt that his whole body was full of energy, and it would not be a problem to live another 80 years!

He Chun gave a few more instructions, teaching them how to help hide the special features of the little boy in the future, especially focusing on teaching the little boy not to act recklessly or harbor malicious intentions.

Liu Laowu and his wife carefully wrote down one by one.

He Chun earnestly said to the little cub who didn't know anything but thought he knew everything: "If you want to stay with your parents in peace, then be good. If you do something to be discovered, not only will you If you suffer misfortune, your parents will also suffer misfortune. There is more than one person in this world who has the magic power to see your identity like me, so be careful when you meet people dressed as monks or priests in the future."

Xiao Zai'er also took it seriously, and he also thought by analogy: if people find out, they will suffer, unless they don't let people find out.So I have to do it quietly in the future, um, understand!

Seeing that the cub was not as self-willed and lonely as the rumored monster, He Chun patted his head in relief.

Because he saw that Xiao Zaier was doing well, although He Chun put a restraint on his body, it was changed from 50 years to 20 years.Moreover, he only restricted the opponent's ability to absorb the vitality of living beings for cultivation, but did not restrict the opponent's ability to manipulate space.

It's complicated to say, but it's actually not difficult for the participants. He just needs to set the other party to trigger a painful command as long as he inhales the anger of others, just like programming, and the effect can be achieved.If Xiao Zai'er absorbs other energies to cultivate, there will be no hindrance, and his spatial ability will not be disabled either.

By the way, He Chun didn't know how to impose restraints before, thanks to Immortal Fu Yuan. If the other party hadn't imposed such complicated restraints in his body, he wouldn't be able to master this knowledge so quickly.When he thoroughly studied the restriction in his body and then lifted it, the relevant content was clear, and he probably knew how to set the restriction.

To put it bluntly, placing a restraint is the same as drawing a talisman, but it needs to force the cultivation base into the body of the restrained person, and use the runes to isolate the energy of the restrained person from running. If you are more ruthless, it can also hinder the normal physiological operation of the restrained person , leading to its weakening.

Not much gossip, and when the restraint is over, He Chun carved another jade talisman for the little boy.This jade talisman can not only function as a phantom talisman, but also has a certain protective effect, which can resist the full attack of cultivators below the foundation establishment stage.

He Chun made this point clear to Xiao Zai'er and his parents, telling them not to discard this jade talisman until Xiao Zai'er was able to protect himself.

The little boy made a baby voice and said, "Thank you brother."

Brother.He Chun thought of Amon again.

Aiwujiwu, a soft-hearted man, weaves a rope with good luck silk, strings up jade talismans and hangs it up for the little boy, touches his a bit big head, and sends a voice transmission to him: "In the future, if you meet someone really For things that are difficult to solve, use your blood to dye the lanyard red, and silently recite the word "Eleven Lang" in your heart, and I will come to you as soon as I feel it. But remember, this kind of thing only happens once , the lanyard will no longer have this effect after one use, so don't use it unless it is absolutely necessary."

He Chun used a little mental energy to engrave these words into the little boy's consciousness, making it difficult for him to forget even if he lost his memory.

After doing all this, He Chun refused Liu Laowu and his wife's persuasion, and left Machete Pass that night.

The next day, when someone heard that there was a fairy elder in Liu Laowu's family who had recovered from his illness and came to see him, there was no one there.

After returning home, the two old members of Liu's family became ill and couldn't afford it. They both said with certainty that there were unclean things in Liu's fifth family, but their reputation was so bad that no one believed their words.

If these two people can be separated from Liu Laowu's family and never communicate with each other again, maybe they can live for a few more years, but these two people don't do childbirth. When they were young, they lived by selling their daughters. Suck the blood of son and daughter-in-law.How could they be willing to pay for this disease by themselves, even if they were afraid that Liu Laowu's family would be dirty, they didn't want to let their son and daughter-in-law go.

After that, when they saw a doctor, they had to let the doctor go to the home of their son Liu Laowu to collect money for the medicine, and then asked someone to find their son and daughter-in-law to attend to their illness.

No matter what kind of people Liu Laogui and his wife were, the parents who said that there was nothing wrong in the world forced Liu Laowu to come to the house to wait on the two, to see a doctor and get medicine for them, and to take care of their basic necessities.

But Liu Laowu has the work of city guards to do, so he can't come every day. In the end, he can't, so he has to ask his wife to come over with the baby to take care of the elderly.

If the old couple of the Liu family are worry-free, it is only natural for their children to be filial and wait on the hospital bed, but these two... grasping chicken feathers as arrows and brandishing the big stick of filial piety, wishing to hold all the property of their son and daughter-in-law in their own hands, and even more He wished to use both of them as slaves, and he was even more displeased with the eldest grandson who did not have the blood of the Liu family.

Soon, the salary that Liu Lao Wu had just paid was consumed by the old couple who wanted to eat chicken, meat and ginseng.

Seeing that they could no longer get any more money, the old couple turned their ideas on the young boy again.

They secretly found Ren Yazi, asked them to look at the cubs, and bargained with them in order to sell them for a good price.

They thought Xiao Zai'er was too young to understand, so they said everything in front of him.

His mother is on all possible precautions, there will always be a time when she will not be by her son's side.

Xiao Zai'er was short of breath, without thinking too much, when the old couple and Ren Yazi pinched his teeth to see if he was healthy or not, he sucked all the anger of the three of them together.

"Ah——! Wow!" A lot of anger poured into his body, and the severe pain also hit the little boy instantly.

The little cub was crying in pain, Liu Lishi heard it, and rushed out of the hut with her pants in her hands. As soon as she came over, she saw her in-laws and the most inhuman person in the city standing beside her son. After the heart-piercing crying, Liu Li's heart was so distressed that his heart would burst!

Liu Li put on his trouser belt, picked up the rolling pin and hit the three of them, "If you dare to touch my son, I will fight you!"

This commotion is well known to all.

Ever since Liu Laowu heard that his son was a fairy who went down to earth, he was no longer as cowardly as he used to be. Hearing that his parents were looking for someone behind his back and trying to sell his son, this honest man was completely pissed off. His boss, who has a name, knelt down and begged his boss to help him write a complaint against that person. He can't sue his parents, he can only sue the person.

And his boss agreed to his request very easily—they wanted to help Liu Laowu before, but Liu Laowu himself didn't ask others for help. Others saw it as their own business and were afraid of getting into trouble. Reach out casually?

The paper of pleadings was handed over, the court was opened, interrogated, and the board was struck. Ren Yazi confessed to the old couple of the Liu family, and then passed out.

The old couple of the Liu family were dragged to the court, and the chief officer just took a picture of the gavel when the unkind old man and the old lady were frightened to death.

Fortunately, the trial was open to the public, and all the onlookers could testify that the old couple of the Liu family were frightened to death before they were executed.Everyone said that the old couple had suffered retribution, and that they were too wicked to bear the arrogance in the courtroom.

The only kid who knows the truth: Woohoo, my brother is bad, it hurts so much to absorb people's anger, I will never dare again, hooooh!

Afterwards, the matter was passed on as a legend for a while, and even reached the ears of King Zhenbei.

Besides, He Chun, he released his consciousness, and soon found King Zhenbei who was hunting in a hidden highland near Machete Pass.

Yes, King Zhenbei used the name of hunting when he came out this time, but whether he was hunting or doing other things, only he himself knew.

King Zhenbei saw the little Taoist priest appearing suddenly, his eyes narrowed slightly, his face still maintained a proper smile, he called his subordinates to retreat, and said with a smile to He Chun: "May I ask where the immortal chief came from? What's your business here?" ?”

"Xia Rui?" He Chun took out the portrait Su Zhenqing gave him to confirm the other party's identity.

King Zhenbei is unexpectedly young, he seems to be younger than Su Zhenqing, in his early 30s.He Chun silently calculated that King Zhenbei had been sent to the frontier for about 20 years, so wouldn't it be said that this prince took on such a heavy responsibility when he was a teenager?

Well, it doesn't have to be a burden, maybe it's exile.It's just that the Emperor Xia above didn't expect his younger brother to do so well in the frontier.

The guards remained silent, they did not speak out to reprimand He Chun for daring to call the prince's name like that, because it would reveal the prince's identity.

King Zhenbei was not angry when someone called him a broken name, nor did he try to cover up or deny it. He smiled openly and said, "It's Xiao Wang, and the Immortal Elder knows Xiao Wang?"

He Chun took out Su Zhenqing's letter and handed it out together with the portrait: "This is the letter that Political Envoy Su Bu asked me to send to you. You will know it after reading it."

King Zhenbei asked his subordinates to take the letters and portraits.

The confidant subordinates have checked the wax mark on it that only they know, and then they nodded quietly to King Zhenbei, and then baked the letters and portraits near the fire for a while, and saw that there was no special change, let alone any abnormal smell. Give the letter and portrait to King Zhenbei.

King Zhenbei didn't open the letter immediately to check it out. He just looked at the painting technique of the portrait and knew that it was the handwriting of Su Zhenqing, the former favorite general. Moreover, there were a few words hidden in the portrait, which together became the five characters "Eleven Lang Trustworthy". .

"Thirteen Lang?"

"No, I'm the Eleventh Lang of the He family."

The king of Zhenbei immediately smiled more sincerely at He Chun: "Since the little fairy knows Zhenqing, he is one of his own. Please sit here."

He Chun saw all kinds of temptations from the other party, but didn't take it seriously, shook his head and said, "I'm only in charge of delivering the letter, please write on this piece of paper that you have received the letter."

He Chun handed out a piece of plain white paper, along with a signature pen and clipboard.With just a quick glance, he could see that the King of Zhenbei did not bring any pen, ink, paper or inkstone when he came out this time.

King Zhenbei praised the good paper first, and after taking the pen and clipboard, he asked in surprise, "What is this?"

He Chun: "Pen, you can write directly on the paper by pulling out the cap. The board can hold the paper, and the paper can also be placed on it to write. These are all Taoist things, please return them to me after you use them up."

King Zhenbei studied it for a while, pulled out the cap of the pen strangely, put the white paper on the cardboard, tried to write the words, and then praised repeatedly after writing the numbers: "Okay, good stuff!"

Although you are not used to writing, as long as you have used it, you cannot deny that it is indeed more convenient and easy to use than a brush.

King Zhenbei didn't write much, he only said that he had indeed received the letter, and stamped his own small private seal on the back of the letter.

He Chun put away the paper, folded it into the shape of a paper crane in front of King Zhenbei, took out another pen to draw a rune on the paper crane, and then input energy, raising one hand.

The paper crane flew up, circled around the crowd, and then disappeared with a whoosh.

Everyone at the scene was eye-opening, and they were all amazed in their hearts.The lively guard stared at He Chun non-stop. They had seen some "experts" who came to recommend themselves before, and they had seen a lot of "magical" moves, but like this, it was really a headache. See you once.

At this moment, no one knew whether the paper crane could really fly to Su Zhenqing's hands, nor how long the little paper crane would fly.According to the schedule of ordinary heralds, it would take about twenty days, plus the reply letter from the envoy Su Bu, at the latest one and a half months, they would know whether the little Taoist priest was playing tricks or had real skills.

He Chun stretched out his hand.

King Zhenbei was still looking at the sky where the paper crane disappeared, saw He Chun's outstretched hand, smiled, and tightly grasped the signature pen and clipboard with both hands, clearly not wanting to return it.

"Prince Xia Rui?"

It was the first time that the king of Zhenbei was called "Wang Ye" after his first name and surname. He thought it was very fresh, and he didn't think it was offensive. He is an expert, and he is a maverick.

"Xiao Xianchang, can you give these two Taoist treasures to Xiao Wang? Xiao Wang can exchange other treasures." Zhenbei Wang said with a pitiful look.

He Chun: You make friends with whoever you are.With a subordinate like Su Zhenqing, it doesn't seem surprising that King Zhenbei is so inconspicuous?

He Chun himself is not a serious person, seeing that the king of Zhenbei can pull his face down, he no longer pretends to be aggressive, and waved his hand readily: "Okay, I will give it to you. But this thing is not a treasure of the fairy family, it is just convenient and easy to use. The ink inside can’t be used when it’s used up. Oh, yes, don’t store it for use. If you don’t use it for a long time, the ink inside will dry out and it’s worthless. The shape and process of the clipboard are very simple. You can find a craftsman to think about it a little bit. can be researched."

"Thank you!" Seeing the young man's cheerfulness, King Zhenbei immediately had a good impression of the young Taoist priest. Who doesn't like generous people?

Zhenbei Wang happily put the signature pen into his arms as a treasure, and handed the clipboard to his subordinates to put away, and invited again: "Little fairy, please sit down. Everything in the wilderness is simple, please don't dislike it." Wait a minute, Xiao Wang."

As he spoke, King Zhenbei personally poured a tube of boiled warm water and handed it to He Chun.

"That's good." He Chun took the bamboo tube and drank the warm water inside in one gulp.

The king of Zhenbei was even more happy when he saw that He Chun didn't see him and doubted him.

But seeing that He Chun didn't intend to sit down and talk at all, he couldn't help being slightly anxious.He didn't want to let go of such an expert, not to mention the small spells used by the other party, just that stroke was enough for him to value the other party.

He Chun cupped his fists and was about to say goodbye.

The king of Zhenbei rolled his eyes and said, "Xiao Wang just saw the appearance of the fairy leader, and thought that the fairy leader also came for the vision outside the scimitar pass."

He Chun, who was about to say goodbye and leave, paused, "Vision?"

King Zhenbei saw that He Chun was indeed attracted, and continued with a mysterious face: "Don't you know about it? About half a month ago, to be precise, nineteen days ago, there was a storm outside the Scimitar Pass, and the sky and the earth It was dark, and there seemed to be countless lights flashing in the sky, forming a strange scene. During the period, someone saw a large crack in the sky above a valley, and there seemed to be something shining golden inside.

This kind of spectacle lasted for about half a day, and then someone saw a black light splitting towards the gap, and the golden light in the gap seemed to split. In that valley.

After that, all the visions dissipated, and those who watched this scene, those who were bold enough, searched towards the valley.But those who entered the valley, no matter they were treasure hunters, explorers, or even ordinary hunters, all fell into it and never came out. "

After finishing speaking, King Zhenbei stood up and pointed to the valley below, "Here, this is the valley."

He Chun didn't look down at the valley, but looked up at the top of the valley.

When he flew over just now, he felt that the energy of this piece of heaven and earth seemed to be a little disordered, as if the normal space was disturbed by something.

nineteen days ago...

Isn't this the day the cub was born?

Could the vision here be caused by the little boy traveling through the space?

But if that's the case, what's the matter with the black light splitting into the gap, and the golden light falling out of the gap?

He Chun then thought of Amon's leaving without saying goodbye, and then wondered if the situation was too urgent at that time, so urgent that Amon didn't have time to tell him, and he happened to be lifting the restriction at the time, so it was really not easy to be disturbed and moved. That's why Amon couldn't take him with him?

He Chun always felt that there was something else, and I am afraid that he could only ask this point after meeting his master.

"Do you want to go treasure hunting too?" He Chun asked King Zhenbei.

King Zhenbei laughed, and said in a jiffy: "Yes and no."

"How to say?" He Chun became a little interested, and finally turned his attention to the valley below.

The valley was lush and lush, and the vegetation was extremely lush. A miasma rose up, suspended in the mid-air of the valley, like a translucent cover.

The king of Zhenbei pointed to the Taoist robe on his body, and said as if pointing something: "Does the little fairy know what the state religion of Shunchao is?"

He Chun shook his head to express his ignorance, and said, "I just came out of the mountain, and I don't know much about the outside world. You don't need to call me Xiaoxianchang, you can just call me Eleven Lang."

Zhenbei Wang climbed up the pole, and called out in a very friendly and friendly way: "Eleven Lang. I don't know where the Eleven Lang Immortal Mountain is? What is the purpose of joining the WTO this time?"

He Chun guessed the other party's plan, and said vaguely: "I come from Huaxia Island, and I joined the WTO only for cultivation. What is the Shun Dynasty state religion that the prince mentioned just now?"

While thinking about where Huaxia Island is, King Zhenbei introduced: "The Shun Dynasty believes in a sect called Tianwaixian. Although the name of this sect sounds good, the things they do are extremely evil. The reason why my Great Xia Dynasty is peaceful The ongoing wars in North Korea have a lot to do with the Heavenly Immortal Sect."

"Heavenly Immortal?" He Chun only felt that the name was inexplicably familiar, and there was even something on his lips, but he just couldn't think of it.

"Haven't Eleven Lang heard of it?"

He Chun shook his head honestly.

The king of Zhenbei was a little disappointed, but he still explained to He Chun: "Since Eleven Lang is a cultivator, he also knows that there have been immortal cultivators here since ancient times. But later, for some reason, there are fewer and fewer cultivators. Seen in front of people, some directly hid in deep mountains and old forests or overseas islands, while others went to Shun Dynasty.

According to legend, the Immortal Sect seems to be able to help immortals cultivate that day, and they are also particularly good at finding treasures of immortals and blessed places in the cave.No, as soon as the scimitar pass vision came out this time, the Waixian sect sent people over that day. "

He Chun asked: "Then why did you come here personally, my lord?"

King Zhenbei said frankly: "One is curiosity. Another reason is that outside the Scimitar Pass and up to this valley, it happens to belong to a relatively vague territory. You can say that she belongs to the Shun Dynasty, or you can say that she belongs to the Xia Dynasty. Chao. I came here because I was worried that the Waixian Cult found some treasure in this valley that day, so I simply took it here. Eleven Lang must also understand that we generals are ordinary people, and we can do as much as ten or a hundred. An ordinary person may not be able to deal with a cultivator.

To be honest with Shi Shilang, Xiao Wang also brought several masters and experts here before, but they have entered the valley for more than a day and have not come out, Xiao Wang is really worried. "

He Chun: "Do you want me to go in and have a look?"

"No, no, no." The King of Zhenbei shook his hand hurriedly, "The situation in the valley is unknown, even if Eleventh Lang is good at magic, he can't beat four hands with both fists. I saw that Eleventh Lang can use flying cranes to send messages, but I don't know if Eleventh Lang can send messages." How long does it take to send a letter to your master?"

King Zhenbei was afraid that he might misunderstand, so he quickly added without waiting for his reply: "I don't want to take advantage of your teacher, well, I really want someone to teach the increasingly arrogant Tianwai Xianjia a lesson. If Your teacher has no intention of taking care of this matter, so let Xiao Wang say nothing. If your teacher wants to, as long as your teacher is willing to take action, Xiao Wang will prepare all logistical matters.

In addition, if your teacher can drive away the people from the Heavenly Outer Immortal Sect, no matter what is in this valley in the future, it can be designated as the branch location of your teacher. As long as your teacher agrees, it will not help Shun Dynasty during the war, nor will it Just let the other party borrow a way. "

Even though He Chun didn't know the form of the Scimitar Pass, he just saw it in the sky. This valley and the hills behind it happened to be the only way for Shun Dynasty to enter the Xia Dynasty.

It was no wonder that King Tangtang Zhenbei was so nervous that he even brought people here himself.

The condition proposed by King Zhenbei now is equivalent to asking Master He Chun to be the gatekeeper to help them guard the gate.

Looking at King Zhenbei's expression, he dared to put forward such a condition so firmly. It should be because the relationship between ordinary cultivators and the Tianwai Xianjiao is very bad?

If He Chun really has a sect, if this sect still has expansion ambitions, if this valley really has treasures or a good cave, then even at the risk of being attacked by the Heavenly Immortal Sect, this business can still be done. have to.

It's a pity that He Chun is the only one. Although he has a master, he can guarantee that his master has absolutely no ambition to establish a sect. He is a big bastard who is so free that he can abandon his apprentice at will!

"You scolded me again." Suddenly, Amon's voice came out of his head again.

He Chun: "... Is there a way to close the forehead?"

"Brain?"

"The mind, the door to the sea of ​​consciousness! Otherwise, some people can enter if they want, leave a message if they want, and use my head as an answering machine!"

"Don't you think it's convenient to connect like this?"

"Convenient ghost! It's your convenience, I'm not convenient at all. Do you dare to let me harass your head anytime and anywhere like this?"

"Okay, you wait."

He Chun: ...Master, what do you want to do?