world's most stupid

The old Taoist didn't see what the devil's fetus looked like. According to him, he was attracted by the changes in the world at that time. When he went to see Cao Shi again, Cao Shi's stomach had already ruptured.

He Chun looked at little Amon, since the magic fetus is related to little Amon, can he feel where it is?

Little Amon looked up at him in a daze.

He Chun pointed to Cao's belly, pinched his face: "Do you know where the things in Cao's belly went?"

Amon frowned, but thought seriously.After thinking for a while, he shook his head.

He Chun couldn't be sure if he really couldn't feel where the magic tire was, or if he didn't want to say it.

The big crow opened its mouth outside the tea pavilion, "Gah! Since the devil fetus has already been born, it has its own fate, so don't force it."

He Chun thinks about it too, he himself is open-minded, and quickly put this matter aside.

Little Amon was annoyed by the rattling of the big crow, so he took out a stone from his pocket and threw it at the big crow again.

The croaking big crow screamed, wondering if that person had noticed that he used his spiritual sense to seduce He Chun, but he didn't dare to say any more.

He Chun used the paper crane to inform Su Zhenqing of the situation here.

Before waiting for Su Zhenqing to bring people to come, He Chun took little Amon to carefully observe the ground and the bodies of the refugees.

Soon, he discovered that a large formation had been drawn under the bodies of the refugees.

Learning the original runes and the talismans and formations made up of the original runes is like learning basic mathematics and basic formulas. Even if the language is difficult, even if the formation is quite different from what he has learned and is full of mistakes, He Chun still Some things can be deduced from this formation.

"Amon, do you think the lines of this formation look like the blood vessels of the human body, do these runes look like nodes, and the talismans in the middle represent the internal organs? What about the bones? This formation has no bones, no meridians, Without a brain, it only forced the 'blood-vitality' into the 'heart-Cao's stomach', and many places were wrong...but it still sent some vitality to the heart, although it was a lot of waste."

As He Chun was talking, he suddenly stood still.

He still hasn't solved the problem that his cultivation base can't be used.Before, he always thought that he was injured or suppressed by the rules of this small world, but now after seeing this formation, he suddenly had a vague guess.

Could it be that Fu Yuan Xianzun did something to him?

And who is said to be very good at refining weapons?And masters who are good at refining weapons are usually good at formations.

Then, after excluding the influence of drugs and the restrictions of the rules, and considering that he can only drive his practice when he draws runes, the root cause of prohibiting his physical cultivation seems to be ready to be revealed.

"Amon, is there some kind of formation that can penetrate a person's body and confine him to absorb energy and use energy?"

Of course, little Amon failed to answer him, he just grabbed his hand and scratched it gently.

He Chun bowed his head and smiled.Start walking while destroying the array on the ground.

As the array was destroyed, the wind began to flow again, and the temperature in this dead place seemed to have dropped a lot, and it was no longer as dull and silent as before, nor would people only think about death.

It's just that after the formation map was destroyed, the decay rate of the corpse that had been dead for a day suddenly accelerated greatly, and the stench of human decay became more pungent.Even the big crow was stinking away.

He Chun threw out a breeze talisman, and the wind gradually became stronger, dispelling the stench, and finally made the people standing here feel better.

After He Chun destroyed all the formations without leaving a trace, Su Zhenqing also arrived with his own hands.

Needless to say, the shock and sadness of everyone, these corpses cannot just stay here.Su Zhenqing ordered the corpses to be cremated and buried on the spot.

He Chun was worried, and even drew an epidemic-repelling talisman on the spot, which instilled all the cultivation he can use now, which can last for about seven days.

After finishing all this, He Chun asked the old Taoist if he still wanted to practice. The old Taoist shook his head and said that he would stay where he was to make atonement and pray for the souls of these 2000 refugees.

The old way has a way to go, and He Chun didn't interfere too much.

If the old man was a heartless person, and the refugees attacked him at that time, he could have escaped completely.He Chun would definitely hunt him down and make him pay for his mistakes.But the old way and conscience are still there, but he wants to be too congenital to go astray. For such a person, He Chun doesn't need to punish him specially, the torture of his own conscience will make him suffer to death.

The matter of Qiu Heyi and Su Zhenqing is over here. Qiu Heyi has retrieved his two sons. Even if they don't know what their future will be, it is different when people have hope.

Qiu Heyi didn't want to watch his sons think wildly all day long, so he found a lot of things to do for himself, except that sooner or later he would set aside half an hour to talk with his sons, and he was always assisting Su Zhenqing at other times.

The one who is the happiest about this is Su Zhenqing.In addition to being his wife, Qiu Heyi is also his best and most trusted helper. Before the children were not missing, Qiu Heyi not only helped him with the family affairs, but also gave him advice, acting like a secretary work.The most important thing is that with Qiu Heyi by his side, Su Zhenqing's heart is settled, and there are people who can confide in any grievances and embarrassments.

He Chun had a good impression of Qiu Heyi and sympathized with the situation of the Qiu people. Before leaving, he gave Qiu Heyi a gift.

"This is the formula for health preservation, the most popular and common cultivation method in the world of cultivators. The advantage is that it is simple and easy to understand. The disadvantage is that the progress is extremely slow, but it is very good for laying the foundation. Especially you Qiu people have a trace of innate chaos , cultivating this health formula is also considered to be twice the result with half the effort. It takes others tens or hundreds of years to become a congenital master, but as long as you practice diligently, you may become a congenital master in about ten to twenty years. Your people defend themselves."

He Chun knew that he was going to the earth, so he exchanged things and the trainees from Wuxiang Mountain for this health regimen.Originally, he wanted to teach this regimen to his family members, but who knew that his family's blood was mutated, and the earth's spiritual energy was extremely rare, so it would be better to train the body instead of cultivating this.

After Qiu Heyi learned the truth about the mass arrests of his tribe, he had been thinking about what to do for his tribe. Now that He Chun gave him the recipe for health preservation, it was like sending charcoal in a timely manner.

Qiu Heyi didn't refuse, but just paid a big gift to He Chun, and wholeheartedly wanted to take He Chun as his teacher.At this time, he had already guessed that the two children, one big and one small, were by no means ordinary islanders, but probably the central disciples of a certain sect or family of cultivators.

He Chun refused, saying only that it was their fate.

Qiu Heyi didn't quarrel with him, but after finding the clansman in the future, he enshrined He Chun's portrait as the patriarch and established the Longevity Gate.

From then on, the people of the Qiu tribe called themselves the disciples of longevity, most of them lived in seclusion, and rarely appeared in the world of mortals.In order to protect the members of the Qiu clan, Qiu Heyi and others intentionally spread rumors to the world that the members of the Qiu clan are considered to be a blessing, and if there are members of the Qiu clan in their family or they are married to a member of the Qiu clan, the family will be prosperous and in good health.

Because there is a trace of innate chaos in the body of the Qiu people, even if they don't cultivate deliberately, people who combine with them will feel a lot of benefits. No one refuted this rumor, even the present who accepted a Qiu family as his concubine. The emperor has adopted a default attitude.

As a result, it became a common practice in the world to seek marriage and marry members of the Qiu clan.It's just that the people of the Qiu clan are hard to find, and as time goes by, the people of the Qiu clan gradually become legends. If a person with natural red hair appears in the world, it will be regarded as a good omen and a treasure by the world.

Not much to say, back to the present.He Chun bid farewell to Su Zhenqing, Qiu and Yifu, and headed for the northern border with the chariots, horses and gifts presented by them.

He Chun was sure that he would not come back again, and he didn't ask for the coachman sent by the couple. He originally planned to drive the car by himself, and put the car in the storage bag after leaving the town.

But as soon as they left Guangyu City, a big crow landed on the horses pulling the cart.

"Gah-!"

The chariot and horses automatically started to move forward.

He Chun, who was sitting on the car seat, was speechless: "How dare you still drive?"

Big Crow: "Gah!" There are a lot of masters.

It happened that He Chun was going to find a place to slowly study the runes on his body, but when he saw someone driving the car for him, he simply stopped looking for another place and stayed in the car to study it.

Of course, before that, he pointed to the big crow and asked little Amon: "Can you believe it?"

Little Amon scratched his face and said nothing.

He Chun understood, this should be what the big crow can believe, right?

Little Amon: I didn't say anything.

Misunderstood, He Chun reassuredly handed over the position of coachman to Big Crow, sat in the carriage with Little Amon, and began to toss his body.

His body was born with talisman patterns. He was deceived before and did not find the key. This time, it is a matter of time to find the key for him and lift the body restriction.

The first thing He Chun has to do is to communicate with the little jade spider in the abutment of his dantian. He has a hunch that as long as he can contact the little jade spider, all problems will no longer be problems.

As usual, He Chun put himself into the state of practicing kung fu starting from drawing runes, but this time his focus was not on practicing kung fu but on contacting the jade spider on the abutment.

What He Chun didn't know was that when he couldn't get in touch with the jade spider these days, the jade spider had been spinning silk. Its eight legs kept waving, injecting colorless spider silk into every part of He Chun's body. place.

And the unknown talisman array entwining He Chun's meridian was forced to retreat by these spider threads, and was even destroyed a little.

He Chun thought that he could enter the practice state only after drawing the original runes. In fact, if there was no help from the jade spider inside, he would even draw all the original runes. Don't even think about using a little cultivation.

The behavior of the jade spider is equivalent to helping him weaken the control of the prohibition, and his drawing of runes is to arouse the jade spider in his body. If He Chun does nothing, after a long time, the jade spider can completely destroy the restriction.

But He Chun couldn't wait that long, and he didn't know that Jade Spider was helping him.

And He Chun actively wanted to break the restraint in his body and contact Jade Spider, which gave Jade Spider more motivation and direction.

Jade Spider began to persistently attack in one direction until he got in touch with He Chun.

As soon as He Chun touched the jade spider's silk, he immediately fell into the dantian altar as if being pulled by something.

At this moment, He Chun felt that he was the jade spider, and the jade spider was him.

Combining the two, He Chun only felt that his brain was extremely clear, and the distribution of his body's blood vessels, meridians, bones, etc. was also clearly visible in his mind.Likewise, what was not in his body was forced to reveal itself.

mock up!Finally caught you!

It didn't take long for He Chun, who was good at runes, to find the weak point of this restriction, and immediately turned into a jade spider and rushed over.

I tear it down!I pull!I fuck!

He Chun swung his eight legs vigorously, tearing out, destroying, and crushing all the things that did not belong to his body, absorbing what could be absorbed, and excreting what could not be absorbed.

At the same time, in another world far away, Fu Yuan who was looking for He Chun everywhere suddenly gave a startled look, and looked to the far away side.

He put a restraint in He Chun's body, and it should have been easy to find him.But He Chun's location, including the restraint in his body, seemed to be blocked by something, no matter how he released his consciousness, he couldn't find it.

Until the moment when the prohibition was completely broken.

He set the function that once the restriction is broken, the spiritual power contained in it will be transmitted back to his body.

Fortunately, when the restriction was broken, the things that shielded him from perception were also loosened, allowing his mental power left in the restriction to escape smoothly, and also allowed him to follow the traces left by the spiritual power to find the little girl. world.

It was only his consciousness that went there first, but when he rushed to that small world, the restriction had been completely broken, and the energy that shielded him reappeared, making it impossible for him to know He Chun's whereabouts.

But this is also a matter of time, since he has found the small world where He Chun is, he will definitely be able to find He Chun.

Fu Yuan came to that little secret place again, and said to Fu Yi, who was asleep with his arms folded, "I've found him, do you want to go there with me?"

Fu Yi's eyes snapped open, and his whole body glowed with a different brilliance: "Okay, let's go now!"

In the early morning of the next day, He Chun opened his eyes with a smug expression on his face.

So what if it's the restriction imposed by the Immortal Venerable, isn't it completely resolved for him?

"Amon, I can finally cultivate and use my cultivation at will!" He Chun proudly wanted to celebrate with Amon, and reached out to grab the little guy who should be sleeping next to him.

It was empty.

He Chun hurriedly turned his head, but didn't see little Amon.

Again, the carriage seemed to have stopped.

He Chun thought that little Amon was going to wash up, so he called out: "Amon, are you outside?" At the same time, he opened the door curtain and got out of the car.

The carriage was parked in the wilderness, and the horses pulling the carriage were lowering their heads to eat the weeds around them.

The sun just jumped out of the sky, red like a duck egg yolk with a red heart.

Little birds were chirping, and there was the sound of wild animals scurrying in the grass.

He Chun's heart thumped and he raised his voice: "Amon! Where are you?"

At this moment, he couldn't feel Amon's breath at all.

Amon was not there, and neither was the croaking big crow.

He Chun flew up, jumped into the air and looked down.

No, there is no sign of little Amon anywhere.

He Chun expanded his body's six senses to the extreme, and shouted loudly: "Amon, where are you—!"

The roar full of energy shocked the birds, beasts, insects and mermaids in a radius of a hundred miles.

He Chun waited for a while, but did not get any response. He flew higher and his eyesight was improved to the extreme. He could see people working in the fields, hunting in the mountains and forests, and rushing on official roads and trails, but none of them It's his Amon.

How is this going?

Did Amon leave by himself, or was he forced to leave?

If it was the former Great Amon, He Chun would not be worried about him at all.

But now little Amon has blocked his memory and ability for some reason. In this case, little Amon is a meatball that anyone can bite into.

Although this meatball is bitten, it will make most people unlucky for a long time.But that is after the bite, and if someone is unfavorable to little Amon and finds out that his bad luck is related to little Amon, it will be even worse for little Amon who has no force to protect himself.

correct!That big crow.

He Chun was sure that the big crow was extraordinary. He thought that the big crow probably knew Amon and had a good friendship with him, but now that he thought about it carefully, Amon didn't show closeness to that big crow. Instead, every time the big crow Whenever you get close to him, he will throw stones at it.

So why did that big crow come here?Is it for him or for Amon?Does he know Amon's true identity?

If he knew and kidnapped little Amon, is he planning to take the opportunity to do something to him while his memory and abilities are blocked?

The more He Chun thought about it, the more worried he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he regretted it.He really shouldn't trust a creature he just met, especially if that thing looks weird at first glance.

He shouldn't just focus on lifting the restriction by himself and completely ignore little Amon.

If he used talismans and formations to protect little Amon before entering meditation, even if he wanted to attack little Amon, he would not be unaware.

He Chun hovered in the air for a long time, seeing that he couldn't find any trace of little Amon, he could only come down from the sky, he let the carriage horses go, put all the salutes and gifts in the carriage into the storage bag, and it was done All this, his figure disappeared from the spot immediately.

half a month later.

This is a small northern border city naturally formed by mixing several ethnic groups.

This small city has not been in contact with war for a long time, and there are not many people coming and going. The city guards guarding the city gate are much more lax than those in other places.

"Liu Lao Wu, I heard that your mother-in-law picked up a doll in the wasteland outside the city?" The old guard of the city guard hid in the shade to enjoy the cool, avoiding the slanting sunlight, and casually chatted with today's partner.

The city guard known as Liu Lao Wu couldn't hide his joy on his face, and said happily: "Yeah, it's still a newborn milk doll, a little bit big, like a kitten, but it's a baby with a handle. !"

This cannot be concealed. When his wife picked up the child, many women and children who went with her saw it.Seeing that it was a boy at the time, his wife was not the only one who wanted this child.His daughter-in-law pretended to be crazy, and she was the first to find out, so she snatched the child.

"Oh? Still a boy? This is really rare. Congratulations!" The old guard sincerely congratulated, and said: "When this baby is [-] days old, let's all have fun together."

"Okay, okay, he's still young and he can't see the wind. On the hundredth day, I will definitely treat you to a glass of water and wine." Liu Laowu narrowed his eyes with a smile.

The old guard sighed in his heart.

Liu Laowu is also a poor person, and his life is extremely difficult.Liu Laowu's parents had been looking forward to having a boy, but they gave birth to four girls in succession, and it was not until the fifth child that Liu Laowu was born.It stands to reason that his parents should love him very much, but Liu Laowu was born with a weak and sickly body, and his parents are not able to live a good life, so they are unhappy after spending a lot of money on Liu Laowu's medical treatment, saying that Liu Laowu Wu and their Liu family disagreed and wanted to be reborn.

So the couple had a few more children, but maybe they had only one son in their life, and then they gave birth to three more, all of whom were still daughters.

The couple was very desperate and angry at first, but later found out that girls could be sold for money, so they sold their daughters one by one as if they were goods.

In fact, the Great Xia Dynasty did not allow people to trade. Now some slaves are official slaves, that is, the family members of criminals will be beaten into slaves, and then sold by the government to private slaves.Private individuals are absolutely not allowed to buy or sell people, even selling themselves.

But here is a small border town, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and it borders with other borders. When a caravan came, they took them away. The family said that the child followed the caravan to beg for a living or was given as a child bride. Can you catch up with the caravan and ask if it will work?

The Liu family lived a decent life by selling their seven daughters. After their son Liu Laowu grew up, what the Liu family said most often was: it was for you that they sold all your sisters. If you are not filial to your parents, you are the most unfilial son in the world.

And the neighbors near the Liu family knew that Liu Lao Wu hadn't had a good life for a few days. If he hadn't only had such a son, his parents wouldn't even plan to treat him.

When Liu Laowu just turned 16, the Liu family and his wife bought their son a daughter-in-law at a low price.Afterwards, the old couple of the Liu family urged their son and daughter-in-law to have a grandson as soon as possible.

But 20 years later, Liu Laowu is 36 years old, and his wife is one year older than him, so far he has not been able to give birth to a boy and a half girl.

The old couple of the Liu family and Liu Lao Wu knew in their hearts that the problem should be on him.

But the old couple of the Liu family will still rely on their son to provide for them in the future, so they can't scold their son, so they just toss their daughter-in-law twice every day.

Liu Laowu felt sorry for his wife, but if he couldn't give birth, he couldn't help it.After a long time, his daughter-in-law was tortured by the old couple of the Liu family and became a little crazy. She often saw the child on the road and wanted to bring her back.

The old couple of the Liu family wanted Liu Laowu to remarry another one. It was the first time that the honest and cowardly Liu Laowu broke out. He smashed most of the pots and pans at home and yelled so much that half the street could be heard, saying He will kill anyone who tells him to divorce his wife.

Since then, Liu Lao Wu has brought his half-crazy wife out to live, and the old Liu family gave them nothing.

The team leader guarding the city gate saw that Liu Laowu was really pitiful, so he let him join the army, and he has been a member of the city guard ever since.

Liu Laowu works seriously. After becoming a city guard, part of the money he earns goes to his wife's medical treatment, and most of the money goes to his parents--if he doesn't give it, his parents will sit at the door of his house every time he pays the army. If you don't give money, you won't get in, and you will curse.

But at any rate, he left that home, and in the past two years, his wife has indeed looked better, she can go out alone, and she can go out with others to find wild vegetables and fruits in the wild fields outside the city.

So Liu Lao Wu's wife was able to pick up a child in the wasteland outside the city, and she still took care of her. Most people in the small town were happy for their husband and wife.As long as the picked children are raised well, they will not be filial to their parents in the future.

But Liu Lao Wu said to everyone he met: He doesn't want his children to be filial, as long as they are willing to send their husbands and wives to die.

In the afternoon, when the other city guards came to take over their shifts, Liu Laowu bought two taels of fat meat and a meat bun on the street with five copper coins in his arms and went home.

Liu Laowu's home is a mud house built by themselves. It is a small border town with plenty of land. As long as it is not in the center of the city and the land is not large, you can build a house wherever you want, just report to the yamen.

Liu Laowu yelled into the dark back room: "His mother, come out quickly and see what I brought back for you."

Liu Laowu's wife came out as soon as she smelled the meat, but she didn't look happy, but worried.

Liu Laowu hung two liang of fat meat, stuffed the meat buns to his wife, and asked her in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Liu Laowu's wife looked sideways at the back room, and said sadly: "The baby grows too fast, and it seems to be much bigger today than yesterday. You will know when you go in and have a look."

Liu Laowu hurriedly opened the curtain and walked into the back room, which was even darker.Liu Laowu went over and propped up the rear window to let in a little light into the room.

On the soil bed, a doll that looked like it was more than one year old was happily gnawing on its own feet.

When Liu Laowu saw his son, he liked it very much at first, but when he saw his son's abnormal changes, he made a bitter face.

Liu Laowu's daughter-in-law also came in, she was not willing to eat the whole bun, she just bit off the skin on the side, and put the meatball inside to Liu Laowu's mouth, "You eat."

Liu Laowu was moved and grabbed his daughter-in-law's hand to let her eat by herself.

The little doll on the bed may have smelled the smell of meat, and immediately stopped nibbling on her little feet, and turned to look in the direction of Liu Laowu and his wife.

After all, Liu Laowu's wife felt sorry for the newly-arrived son, and tentatively brought the meat buns to the little baby's mouth.

The little baby opened his mouth, and swallowed the exposed meatball into his mouth with one gulp, and the small white teeth in the small mouth were faintly visible.

Liu Laowu's daughter-in-law smiled happily, and stuffed the remaining bun skin into her husband's mouth, licked her fingers, and looked at her son lovingly.

Liu Laowu swallowed the bun skin and murmured, "It's growing too fast."

He remembered very clearly that when his wife brought the child back, the child was only the size of a kitten, and an adult could hold it up in the palm of his hand.But it's only been a few days?The palm-sized cub has grown to be about the same size as a one-year-old child!

"Maybe...it's because God sees our hard life and wants to make his son grow up faster so he can help us work?" Liu Laowu's daughter-in-law said cheerfully.

Liu Laowu has much more knowledge than his wife. He knows that his son is growing up so fast, and if people find out, it will be very bad.The more remote the place, the more superstitious it is, and this child was picked up from the wasteland. I'm afraid someone will demonize this child.

Although Liu Laowu was worried, but seeing his wife so happy and seeing that little thing grinning at them from time to time, he was really reluctant to throw this child away again.

Since you are reluctant to throw it away, you have to find a way to conceal the peculiarity of the child.

hide?Surely not.This small town is only so big, if something happens to someone's family, it will spread throughout the small town before tomorrow.

Leave with his wife and children?This is one way.But after leaving, where will they go to seek a living?Moreover, he has also joined the military, so he cannot leave casually at all.

Is there any good excuse to explain my son's rapid growth?

Liu Laowu racked his brains and couldn't come up with a good idea.

Just when Liu Laowu and his wife were so worried that their hair was about to fall out, a turning point appeared.

He Chun came to this small border town to deliver a letter.

Originally, at his speed, it was impossible to delay it for so long.The reason why it took him so long to come here was all because he searched the surrounding area of ​​thousands of miles around the place where the carriage was parked at that time with his spiritual sense.