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When the maid in the house came out to look for the source of the frog cry, He Chun had already stuffed the silver toad into the storage bag.

Little Amon raised his hand to touch his storage bag very worriedly, and said again: "Eat."

He Chun leaned down and picked up little Amon, put his face against the child's face, and rubbed his face lightly. Thousands of words turned into one voice: "Thank you."

Little Amon's face was flushed, and he rubbed back against him.

He Chun was in a complicated mood, Amon always seemed to be kind to him quietly, and he didn't like to talk too much, he just did it.

Impulsive, He Chun whispered in little Amon's ear: "Master, actually, if you really want to be with me, it's fine, let's not talk about anything else, just get along as two grown-up men with needs."

Anyway, I was already bent.

But not long after he finished speaking, this guy regretted it, touched little Amon's ear, and muttered: "Forget it, you didn't hear that sentence just now."

Little Amon turned his face to look at him, but said honestly: "I heard it." Although he didn't understand.And who is the master?Why does my brother often call him master?

He Chun bared his teeth and pinched the child's face, "Why do you say you are so honest?"

Mrs. Chasun rushed out of the house.

He Chun raised a finger on his lips.

Little Amon shut his mouth cleverly, and turned to look at Mrs. Sun.

Mrs. Sun doesn't look like an old man who is nearly 130 years old, but at most around sixty.Appropriate makeup is painted on the face, which is quite elegant and luxurious.

He Chun observed Sun's family when he was in Su Zhenqing's bedroom, and found that there was indeed energy running in his body, but it was equivalent to the first level of Qi training.

According to Su Zhenqing, the Sun family should have been stronger before giving birth to him, but after giving birth to him, his cultivation base dropped sharply, and it seems that he has made great efforts to maintain this cultivation base.

At the first level of qi training, there is an urgent need for aura cultivation, and without aura, he even does not hesitate to use his own blood.

He Chun instantly thought of the most effective way to deal with the Sun family.

Doesn't she need aura? He just gave it to her.

Compared with Sun, he is now more interested in the poison that crawled out of Sun's house.

If the silver toad was really the spirit-transforming toad his master said, what about other poisons?Is it also extraordinary?And why did Sun collect these poisons?For practicing?How to practice?How to use it?

He Chun's eyes fell on the big spider hanging on the wall and crawling around as if looking for something.

After he absorbed a lot of spider meteorites, the little spiders once told him that he was already the well-deserved king among spiders. Living things desire this energy and at the same time surrender to it.

He Chun had never directly commanded spider-like creatures before, all with the help of little spiders.

Now, he wants to give it a try.

And this big spider can feel his energy, so it shouldn't be an ordinary spider, so it should be easier to communicate.

He Chun stretched out his hand and approached the big spider a little bit.

The big black spider suddenly stopped crawling, as if sensing something, and let He Chun approach.

He Chun's fingers touched the big spider, and at the same time transmitted a trace of spiritual power, trying to communicate with it.

But when he just touched the big spider, the big spider, which was quiet just now, suddenly bit He Chun's finger and injected him with poison.

He Chun's body was completely immune to the spider's poison, so he grabbed the big spider and pinched it when he thought he had succeeded.

It seems that not all spiders are friendly to him.

Also, the little spiders seem to be the offspring of a species that can turn into Spider-Man, and they are considered to be highly intelligent creatures, which can also be seen from the fact that the little spiders can communicate with him when they are still young.

But ordinary spiders, except for those who have become demons, can convey very simple meanings, and they cannot communicate with him like humans like little spiders.This is probably the reason why only the spiders have expressed affection for him so far, except for the race of the little spiders.

For this reason, ordinary spiders will attack him first before he shows his strength, and it is normal to treat him as a great food.

I don't know how the little spiders make the spiders obey?

It's a pity that the little spiders are all cultivating now, and he can't wake them up specially for this, so he can only try a little bit by himself.

He once again sent spiritual power to the big spider pinched in his finger, knowing that ordinary spiders can't understand much, this time he directly gave the order: "Take me to where you came from."

The big spider's legs and feet trembled, and a silk thread was secreted from its lower abdomen.

He Chun's heart twitched, and he lightly touched the spider thread with his finger, and a sense of surrender came from the spider thread.

He Chun put the big spider on the ground, with the thin spider silk still sticking to his fingers.

The big spider's body trembled slightly, and after a while it began to crawl towards Sun's house.

He Chun followed the big spider and took little Amon, passing by Mrs. Sun who ordered his servants to look for the frogs, and entered Mrs. Sun's bedroom.

Sun looked back with doubts on her face, she seemed to smell a strange smell?There happened to be a wind blowing, so Sun didn't think about it any more.

After entering Sun's house, He Chun saw the big spider circle around the wall, and once again conveyed a vague idea from the spider's thread: here, go in.

He Chun is not a real spider, how could he get into a gap that is invisible to the naked eye, so he had to channel his mental power and said: "Find the entrance again, the place where Mrs. Sun usually goes in and out."

The big spider didn't seem to understand who Sun was.

He Chun had no choice but to tell it that it was the person who supported them on weekdays.

The big spider understood this time, and quickly crawled from the outer room to the inner room and then onto the bed.

After many trials and repeated inquiries, He Chun finally understood where the mechanism for entering the basement was, and spent some time researching how to push the porcelain pier correctly.

"Crack."

Sun's bed was lifted again, revealing the entrance to the basement below.

Mrs. Sun who was outside seemed to hear the movement, or she was notified at the same time when the organ was triggered, and Mrs. Sun rushed back to the bedroom in a gust of wind.

Seeing that the mechanism that should be closed was opened again, Sun's face was ashen. She scanned the room carefully, but she did not see anyone else, nor did she have a trace of breathing that belonged to a living thing.

After all, Mrs. Sun was worried that the basement below would be damaged, so she drove off the servants who were asking outside, and jumped into the hollow under the bed.

He Chun stood on the bed and watched Sun's movements. He didn't go in just now because he not only found that the hole under the bed was not big, it didn't look like it was hiding a secret, but also there was a mechanism for hurting people underneath.

Mrs. Sun entered the hole, but she didn't know what she had done, the hole cracked open, and Mrs. Sun "fell" down.

He Chun hugged little Amon and followed him in as fast as he could now.He guessed that the organ that opened the bed board was probably related to Sun's mental power, and if someone else came, he would only be attacked by the organ.

"Crack." Almost at the same time as Mrs. Sun fell, the jagged bed boards closed again. If He Chun's speed was a little slower, either he would not be able to get in, or he would be caught by the mechanism.

When He Chun fell into the basement, he was extra cautious, seeing that Mrs. Sun especially avoided the bluestone directly under the bed, so he also floated and did not land directly, but followed Mrs. Sun and landed on another blue brick.

Turning her head to look, Sun felt relieved when she saw that the organ had not been touched.

But the unreasonable sound of frogs, the opening of the bed mechanism that shouldn't be activated, and the strange breath she felt still formed a vigilance in her heart.

Sun went over calmly and lifted the lids of the remaining four cauldrons.

There was a rustling sound, and a poisonous thing crawled out of each of the four cauldrons, namely: a green snake with a thick thumb, a bright red centipede, a black scorpion and a yellow wasp.

The four poisons sensed Sun's presence and did not attack each other.

Little Amon saw the four poisons, stretched out his little finger, and wanted to say something, but He Chun pinched his lips.

Little Amon's eyes widened. He seemed to find it fun to pinch his lips, so he also pinched He Chun's lips.

He Chun didn't dodge, and let the little hand pinch his lips to play.

Little Amon squeezed a few times, and even put his fingers into He Chun's mouth to touch his teeth.

He Chun made a gesture to bite him.

Little Amon grinned silently, but unexpectedly jumped up and bit He Chun's lips like a puppy.

He Chun: "..." Master, don't think that you are getting smaller, this is not taking advantage of me!

On the other side, Sun made a sound like rubbing.

As if they had received some kind of signal, the four poisonous creatures began to search for another strange breath that did not belong here.

But He Chun's concealment talisman is so easy to see through. The big spider ran out of the house because it felt a little bit of the same kind of breath, and felt that this little bit of breath was of great benefit to it. That's it, it didn't Find He Chun.

Although the other four poisonous creatures had their own abilities, they could only crawl around the room without feeling He Chun.

He Chun poked little Amon's armpit.Little rascal, have you bitten enough? How dare you lick me!

Little Amon flinched and almost laughed.

He Chun raised his eyebrows.His master was ticklish?real or fake?

He was tempted to try it again, but the occasion was not right.

On the other side, the four poisonous creatures failed to find the enemy that Sun had signaled for, and when they were anxiously planning to attack each other, Sun's lips rubbed against each other again, and lit the offerings in the cauldron, attracting the poisonous creatures back into the cauldron.

Sun closed the last lid and let out a soft breath.

After four sensitive poison investigations, she felt that the basement was safe.

He Chun put down little Amon and motioned him to sit by his feet not to move.

He Chun moved his body, closed his eyes slightly, and began to concentrate on drawing symbols.This time he was going to draw the original runes with hallucinations.

Mrs. Sun went to check the ice pool, and saw that the two bodies in the ice pool were still there, she let out a cold snort while feeling relieved.

Sudden!Sun turned her head abruptly.

Then, a smile appeared on Sun's old face with few wrinkles.

The big spider, one of the disappearing poisons, came back by itself, and crawled back into the cauldron on its own initiative.

Mrs. Sun went to check the condition of the big spider, and saw that the big spider was not damaged, so she hurriedly put the lid on the cauldron, and also lit the offerings.

Green smoke wafted from the top of the five cauldrons, Sun took a deep breath, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

"Gah!" A silver figure shot out from nowhere and jumped onto the cauldron in the middle.

Seeing that even the most important spirit-transforming toad had returned, Mrs. Sun put her hands on her heart and took a deep breath.

Fortunately, these tormenting little ancestors have not been lost, and her Sun Liren's luck has not gone to the extreme.

Sun simply lit the offerings in the middle cauldron, planning to practice in advance.These offerings are not easy to come by, she doesn't want to waste them.

Sun took off all her clothes, sat down naked on a slightly sunken ice tray in the east of the ice pool, and pressed a certain mechanism.

Below the ice pool, two tubes with sharp needles slowly rotated out and silently inserted into the two human bodies below the ice pool.

After a while, the sunken ice tray was filled with blood.

The green smoke floating on the cauldron also changed color at this time, and the poisons were enshrined and given back.Cyan, black, red, yellow, gold, and silvery white, the mist of six colors intertwined together, as if attracted by something, it gathered little by little towards the ice tray where Mrs. Sun was sitting.

The blood in the ice tray was affected by the six-color mist, and turned into a blood-colored mist, which was absorbed into Sun's body together with other mist during Sun's breathing.

Sun frowned slightly.

I don't know if it's the fire, or the rewards of the six poisons are one level higher, but she actually felt a trace of aura that she hadn't felt for a long time.

Sun was ecstatic, forced herself to restrain her mind, and concentrated on absorbing this rare aura.

As for where the aura comes from, it doesn't matter!Absorb first and then speak!

Although the trace of aura was small, it was continuous, and Sun became more and more addicted to it.

"What kind of exercise is this?"

"Ok?"

"The silver toad is missing, why are you so anxious?"

"Of course I am anxious! That is the key to my practice. How much did I pay to find this legendary spirit-changing toad."

"Oh? What does it do to you?"

Sun wondered if she had encountered a demon, how could someone talk to her if she practiced well.

Sun couldn't see what the person talking to her looked like, and was anxious about how to get rid of her inner demons.Even if she has cultivated to the third level of Qi training before, she has never encountered the legendary inner demon. Now that the inner demon suddenly appeared, how could she know how to deal with it.

At this moment, a gentle voice came into her mind, like the master who led her into the innate realm.

Mrs. Sun hated, if it wasn't for this old and disrespectful old pervert who used her as a cauldron to practice kung fu, why would she only reach the third level of Qi training with such a good aptitude!

But in the end, the old pervert didn't have a good death, and she thought of a way to get mad and self-destruct.It's a pity that she failed to suck back the old pervert's cultivation base.

And the reason why she took the risk to kill the old devil was because she found the current practice method from the old pervert's collection, and one of the key items of this practice method, the Hualing toad, the old devil had already got it. It's just that the old devil is probably too old and has lost his reproductive function. He found so many women, but none of them could bear him a child.

Wait, since it is the collection of the old pervert, then he should know how to solve this sudden demon, right?

That voice told her that inner demons are the most troublesome and painful things she has encountered in her life so far, and if she wants to get rid of her inner demons, she must face those things directly.

Mrs. Sun thinks so.And isn't her suffering now the disappearing youth and the coming to an end of her lifespan?

"That unfilial son! My old lady has at most two or three years to live. He doesn't want to be filial to me, but he dares to disobey me! If it wasn't for the usefulness of his blood, if it wasn't for the hope that he would be able to give birth, I would have killed that man long ago. Rebel!"

Sun scolded angrily, her face contorted with anger.

The five poisons and one spirit are indispensable for this exercise she obtained, especially the middlemost spirit, the toad, and her own blood. After she obtained this exercise, she resolutely gave up the exercise she practiced at that time and returned to her hometown. Get married quickly.

But things went wrong from the very beginning. What should have been a daughter became a son. He wanted to have another daughter, but found that he was aging rapidly, and most of her skills disappeared overnight. What's worse, her husband found out Her purpose was to unite with the old house to divorce his wife, and she accidentally injured him in a rage, and the useless thing died after a few days.

Although it was useless, this husband was carefully selected by her, and her spirit root was in harmony with her. She wanted to find another man after his death, but how could it be so easy to find someone with the right physical condition?

Helpless, she can only practice with her son while trying to find another person who is compatible with her spiritual roots, but I don't know if it is because of her declining cultivation base and rapid aging body, although she managed to find another person, and secretly hid it. Get up to have sex with her, but she has never been able to conceive again.

Helpless, she had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, hoping that her son would get married and have a daughter soon.

In order to be able to absorb it better, it is best to combine her son with a blood similar to hers, but her son Su Zhenqing was stubborn by nature, not only ran away from home, but also dared to find someone outside to marry without her consent.

That person is still a man, from the Qiu clan!

If Qiu Heyi hadn't given birth to her son quickly after marrying her, she would have sent someone to finish him off.

However, as if his son knew what she was thinking, when he sent back the woman she sent, he also sent someone to tell him that he and Qiu Heyi lived and died together.

Sun now relies entirely on his son and his future blood to practice and maintain his life, how can he let him die like this, he can only endure.

At that time, she thought that men were all just for a while, and after two years, her son would get tired of Qiu Heyi, and she would have time to send a few more women there to have children.

Who would have thought that her son would be a long-term and dedicated son, until the emperor was afraid of King Zhenbei's power and forcibly transferred Su Zhenqing, his right-hand man, back from the border, and there was no second wife in his room other than Qiu Heyi. personal.

Later, she secretly found the emperor, used some methods, and proved her ability, saying that she would help the emperor let her son stand on his side, and at the same time, she helped him think of a way to destroy the health of King Zhenbei, and half pushed and half agreed. Let the emperor send a spy who is also a good concubine into the Su family.

But her son was completely unmoved by beauty, no matter what she and the good concubine did, he would never let that woman get close to him.

Her son even threatened her, forcing her to swear an agreement with him not to harm anyone around her, especially not to kill Qiu Heyi, at the cost of staying in the Su Mansion to donate blood to her and practice kung fu obediently.

Seeing that her son didn't want anyone but Qiu Heyi, she had no choice but to find Yi Yundan and secretly let Qiu Heyi, who was no longer suitable for pregnancy at that time, take it, and let him give birth to another child.

Who would have thought, that was another son!

In other people's families, if there are two legitimate sons, it is a great thing, but for her, what she looks forward to most is her granddaughter, and it is best to have more.

After giving birth that time, Qiu Heyi's body was also destroyed, and she was a little powerless even having sex with her son.

And Su Zhenqing was in her prime, and she had strong desires. She thought that her son would cheat if he was not satisfied.He didn't like the concubine bestowed by the emperor, so she arranged many other beauties for him.

But!That damned Qiu Heyi's charm came from somewhere, he was old and decrepit, and Cheng Huan couldn't do it anymore, yet he could still hold on to his son's heart tightly!

Sun even once suspected what kind of tricks Qiu Heyi had used on her son to make him so determined.

But she didn't find anything unusual after investigating and investigating. In the end, she could only guess whether the men of the Qiu clan had some special charm skills, so she went to investigate the Qiu clan again. As a result, this investigation led her to discover a hidden secret. Secret.

"What's the matter?" the voice asked her.

At this time, Sun had already regarded this voice as her own inner demon, and didn't pay much attention to it. Instead, in order to solve the inner demon as soon as possible, she said everything she knew.

"The blood of the Qiu clan can be used for cultivation. They are born with a trace of innate chaos, even after they are broken and give birth. This is why the Qiu people don't age easily and both men and women can have children." Sun is jealous again It was joy again.

"And more than 200 years ago, Emperor Qianyue ordered the capture of the Qiu Clan for this reason, not because of the assassination of the Qiu Clan. That person who knew the secret of the Qiu Clan from nowhere wanted to use some kind of formation to collect the Qiu Clan. The innate chaotic qi in the clansman's body, so that he can become an immortal. It's a pity that the emperor is also a fool. Since the person who contributed the method knows that the Qiu clan can help him cultivate, how can he give away the collected innate qi for nothing? The emperor, the Taoist priest who offered the method, finally tricked Emperor Yue and ran away with the innate energy he collected.

In the end, Emperor Ganyue was angered to death by that old Taoist, and his younger brother Emperor Qinglan succeeded to the throne.It is said that a great power knew about this at that time, and intervened to warn Emperor Qianyue that Emperor Qianyue's death was also related to that powerful man.Later, the great power spread the news that he and his sect would protect the Qiu people, and the succeeding Emperor Qinglan was also bewitched by the Qiu people, so he canceled the order to capture the Qiu people and rehabilitated them. There is no genocide.

It is a pity that the number of Qiu people has decreased greatly since then, and more of them have fled overseas, and some of the remaining ones have dyed their hair to hide their tracks. They dare not let people know that they are from the Qiu family, let alone have children with other people.My unfilial son is also considered lucky, he was able to marry a member of the Qiu clan, and let the other party give birth to him himself. "Sun's face was full of complacency, but thinking of the disobedient son, his expression twisted again.

Sun continued: "Emperor Qinglan didn't pass on this secret because he loved the concubine of the Qiu clan. But Emperor Qinglan didn't know that there was an eunuch beside Emperor Qianyue, and that eunuch also knew this secret. After the emperor died, the eunuch disappeared from the palace.

Ten years ago, the descendant of the eunuch suddenly appeared and dedicated the news to the current emperor as a sycophant.

But without the formation to collect innate qi, it would be useless for the current emperor to know the secret, so he just quietly accepted a member of the Qiu clan as his concubine. "

Sun sneered at this point: "The emperor's son probably couldn't help himself. Seeing that I am a legendary cultivator, and I have a daughter-in-law of the Qiu clan and two grandchildren of the Qiu clan, he told me the secret. Cheng Jiu wanted me to find out a way to use the blood of the Qiu clan to practice exercises to prolong my life."

"So do you know how to use the methods of the Qiu people?"

Sun curled her lips: "I'm not good at formations, and I don't know how to refine that trace of innate qi. Fortunately, the two children with the blood of the Qiu clan are my own grandsons. I used to dislike them for not being granddaughters, because they lack innate yin qi." , the practice effect will not be very good, but knowing that there is a trace of innate chaos in their bodies, even if I don't know how to absorb it, using their blood essence to practice should be somewhat useful."

"Then why do you want people to arrest Qiu Heyi?"

Sun said with a face of course: "I want to feed him to the five poisons and one spirit as an offering, to see if they can improve the quality of their feedback items. My lifespan is coming to an end, but I still need two little ghosts for me to continue. If you provide essence and blood, you can only try with Qiu Heyi."

At this point, He Chun knew everything he wanted to know. For this vicious old woman who was selfish and presumptuous as a mother, he didn't want to get his hands dirty and released the five poisons directly.