world's most stupid

Before Qiu Heyi asked for advice, he looked at the roof of the car with some scruples.

He Chun waved his hand to tell him not to pay attention to the old man on the roof of the car, saying that what they said in the car would not be heard outside.

Qiu Heyi was both surprised and delighted. The young man can prevent the old man who looks like a strange person from hearing the voices in the carriage. Does it mean that the young man is one foot taller than the old man?

Qiu Heyi thought over and over again, thinking of the magic of the boy last night, and the boy who really saved him last night, finally decided to bet the treasure on the boy.

Qiu Heyi sat upright, adjusted his appearance, and solemnly asked He Chun for advice and help.I don't know what he thinks of He Chun's career, but he actually said that he is willing to sacrifice his own life just to ask the young man to help save his two missing children. It would be even better if he could help his husband Su Zhenqing escape from Sun's control.

"Why do you have to sacrifice your life?" He Chun couldn't laugh or cry at such a serious plea to Qiu Heyi.

Hearing what he said, Qiu Heyi was a little surprised and asked him instead: "The reason why Taoism is in decline is because every time a spell is cast, it must be sacrificed?"

He Chun just picked up his teacup to drink water, and almost choked on the tea, "Who said that one must sacrifice when casting spells?"

Qiu Heyi showed an expression of "everyone said so".

Well, it seems that the cultivators in this small world have embarked on another weird path of cultivation while not being rich in aura, and even used the name of Taoism.If the ancestors of the Taoist Sanqing knew about it, they wouldn't know how angry they would be.

He Chun burned three sticks of incense in his heart and complained to the Taoist ancestors, rubbing the hair of the child in his arms, thinking: This is no wonder Mrs. Sun did such weird things to his son, and his son can't do anything about it Using this to kill her, it seems that this kind of bloody cultivation method is the norm here?

Just at this moment, little Amon's eyes looked over.

He Chun and little Amon looked at each other, and were inexplicably attracted by his black eyes.

He felt as if he saw something in those strangely black eyes, and his heart suddenly accelerated "pounding" several times.

dangerous!

He Chun didn't sit up straight and his expression didn't change, but his vigilant tentacles were fully opened.

Amon might be trying to tell him something, but in his current state...God knows what his master is doing, but he just needs to know the danger.

The old road on the roof should not be a source of danger.

Although the old man looked very strange, he could feel that the other party's cultivation base had not yet entered the innate level.

And the way to tell whether the opponent has entered the innate level is very simple, even if he can't use much cultivation base, he can smell it with his nose.People who can enter the innate will get rid of certain dirt in their bodies, and their body will smell better, while those who are acquired will have a fishy smell on their bodies.

He Chun never told his friends, and he forgot to ask them how to adjust it. Anyway, after he has a certain level of cultivation, when he looks at an ordinary person who has not cultivated, he can see almost all the defects of the other party in his eyes, and the taste is a little heavy. One point will be smelled clearly by him.

Sometimes when he meets someone who doesn't like cleanliness, he has to temporarily shut down his sense of smell and lower his eyesight as much as possible.But obviously the six senses were strong, but he had to lower them, which made him very uncomfortable. After talking to Amon, Amon asked him to adjust it according to his mood and needs. It would be very uncomfortable at first, but after a long time, he didn’t need to adjust it. Adjustments can also be ignored.

And what Amon said was not wrong. After forcing himself to adapt, he is indeed so used to it that he can ignore it, and he can increase it at any time when necessary.

Amon once said that the world in the eyes of cultivators is different from that of ordinary people. What cultivators see is more "qi", which is also called magnetic field and energy composition in earth terms.

The one on the top is that even though he is sloppy, he still has a fishy smell on his body, but it is much fresher than ordinary people, and the air in his body is clearer and more even than ordinary people.

Biqiu Heyi, although he helped him nourish his body with spiritual energy last night, he is still far from being experienced, as long as the movement of energy is hindered a lot, the thickness is uneven.Of course, Lao Dao has been cultivating all his life, but Qiu Heyi not only has too many old injuries, but also gave birth. In the words of the cultivators, "the breath is turbid, and the innate qi has been lost."

The source of danger is not Lao Dao, nor Qiu Heyi, so who could it be?When will it come again?

The danger that Amonte could deliberately warn him would not be an ordinary danger.

Of course, it is also possible that he thinks too much, including this soft little thing in his arms is not his master, it is all his own imagination.

He Chun couldn't help but lowered his head and took a deep breath in the child's hair.

Uh, kinda stinks.

After he rescued the child, he only gave him a simple scrub while applying the wound medicine. Now two days and two nights have passed, the child has washed his face and rinsed his mouth in the morning, but he really hasn't washed his body seriously.

In addition, it is early summer again, and he ran to smell the hair of a child who didn't know how long he didn't wash his hair with his sense of smell...

He Chun didn't want to say anything anymore, he felt a little poisoned.

Little Amon, who didn't know anything, scratched his itchy head, and shrank back into the boy's arms.

Coincidentally, it was almost noon, and Mrs. Cao made a noise to stop for a rest.

Fuqing said in a difficult way that all the clean water sources he knew on the way were polluted by floods. At this time, there was chaos everywhere, and he couldn't guarantee that the resting place he found would be safe.

What Fuqing meant was that if he wanted to make another journey, it would be best to get rid of all those refugees last night.

However, there are many people fleeing on the road, and the road conditions are not good, so it is impossible to get up quickly.

Qiu Heyi pondered for a moment, then said, "Go and ask the manager, if he knows there is a clean water source nearby and a place suitable for so many vehicles to park, if not, let Mrs. Cao bear it and walk a little further."

But Cao Shi didn't want to bear it, and couldn't bear it.

At this time, she didn't intend to make a fuss, but she was really uncomfortable.

There is a muddy ground, there will be a pit every now and then, the wheels are still wooden, and there is no shock absorption. Even putting several thick quilts in the carriage will not reduce the pain of riding.

Cao Shi only felt that since last night, her stomach has not been quite calm, and after being bumped all the way, she can't wait to get out of the car and walk to Guangyu City.

Qiu Heyi heard from Dr. Liu Yu that Mrs. Cao was really uncomfortable and had a headache.

Seeing him like this, He Chun took the initiative to ask, "Are you worried about finding a water source? Either I'll go and have a look around, and you stop for a while, and I'll call you when I find a suitable place to rest."

Qiu Heyi knew that if he dared to take this job, he must have his means, so he was not polite to him, "Okay, I will trouble Shiyi Lang, we are here waiting for your good news."

When He Chun got out of the car, he told Qiu Heyi not to tear up the paper talisman on the car, and turned around and hugged his little Amon to find the water source.

Even though Qiu Heyi knew that the boy was very capable, he still felt uneasy looking at the two children, so he called a servant to follow.

The sloppy old man sat on the roof of the car and saw the boy coming out with the child in his arms. He thought that the two children were the family members of the car owner and didn't think much about it.He was still wondering which car the tall man would be in.

Qiu Heyi saw that the old man didn't intend to contact them actively, and he didn't go to get close to the old man on purpose, and he also told the servants that as long as the old man didn't cause trouble, then let him go.

Mrs. Cao also heard about the old man, and she was afraid and curious at the same time.

She was afraid that the old man was the expert Qiu Heyi had brought to clean her up, and she was also curious about what the old man who flew to the roof of the car looked like.

Sitting in the car, Mrs. Cao was bored, and she didn't like to read, so after thinking about it, she still secretly opened the curtains a crack and went out to look for the trace of the old Taoist.

The old man was standing in front of the carriage of a carriage studying the paper symbols on it.

Mrs. Cao frowned when she saw that the old man was looking at the paper talisman posted by the young man last night.She thought, could her stomach discomfort be related to these paper symbols?

The more Cao thought about it, the more she felt it was possible. Last night she felt better after taking the tocolytic, but at night she started to feel unwell again. Could it be that it wasn't long after the young man put on the paper talisman?

Cao Shi no longer stared at the old man, but stared at the paper talismans on other carriages, thinking about how to tear off all those talismans and tear them up.

The old Taoist studied the paper talisman for a while, and found that it was quite different from the lines of the talisman he had learned. He couldn't recognize what was drawn on the talisman and what was its use, but he did feel a little bit of it from it. stock of energy.After looking at this talisman for a long time, it still made him a little weak.

suddenly!The old man turned around.

Although Lao Dao is not an innate cultivator, he is already a top group of ordinary warriors. Cao Shi peeped at him from behind, and he immediately felt it.

But why didn't he turn back before, but turned back after Cao Shi didn't look at him?

The old man looked at the trembling curtains suspiciously. He seemed to have felt a strange and ominous aura just now?

The old man subconsciously walked towards Cao's carriage.

"This Taoist priest, the car in front is a female family member, please stop the Taoist priest." Steward Yu ran out to stop it.

"Female family? Nothing else?" The old man's eyeballs rolled around, which made him look a little slippery, but in fact, he was born with nystagmus and couldn't control himself.When he was a child, he was abandoned because of this, but after becoming a Taoist priest, he can rely on this to pretend to be a ghost.

Steward Yu was vigilant, "Yes. May I ask what is your job?"

"Who is the person who can call the shots in your team? Pindao wants to see him."

Steward Yu didn't struggle much, and quickly introduced Qiu Heyi to the old Taoist.At this time, you can feel the benefits of having a man as the mistress. You can find him for anything, and you don't have to worry about showing your face.

When the old Taoist saw Qiu Heyi, he laughed: "So it's a member of the Qiu clan, it's rare. The poor Taoist doesn't go around with you, I want to know who is the person who posted these talismans? Where is it now? Can you introduce me to the poor Taoist?" "

When Qiu Heyi and the old Taoist dealt with each other, He Chun also had a feeling for the source of water.

It's very interesting, when he was thinking about looking for a clean water source, the little jade-colored spider on the abutment of his dantian moved again, but he couldn't look inside now, so he couldn't see it.But in his mind, he seemed to be guided in some way, and he naturally walked in the right direction.

After He Chun saw the clean pool of water, he wondered if this was one of the benefits that the desert secret land gave him back then, making him particularly sensitive in finding water sources.Otherwise, why would he even hesitate, thinking that there might be a clean water source in this direction, so he really found it?

Even if his six senses are sharper than ordinary people, it's too easy.He Chunle just felt that he had taken advantage of it.

The water flows down from the small hill, maybe there is a spring on the hill, because of the terrain, the small pools gathered at the foot of the hill have not been polluted too much, the water quality seems to be quite clear, only the leeches that crawl over the edge of the pool from time to time look special. Disgusting people.

The terrain by the pond is quite wide, and the trees on the mountain are dense, so you don’t have to worry about mudslides rushing down halfway through the rest, and it’s not far from the official road, so it’s a very suitable resting place at this time.

Seeing that the boy found such a suitable water source so quickly, the servant who followed was amazed in his heart, but his face didn't show it.

He Chun felt that the servants and servants that Qiu Heyi brought with them were not many, but they were all capable and not talkative. They could be called role models among servants, and they had a better understanding of Qiu Heyi's ability to manage the family.

But just like this, Qiu Heyi was forced to retreat to the old house on his own initiative.

He Chun became more and more interested in that old ancestor Sun.

He followed the servant back to inform everyone, and He Chun stayed where he was.

"Come on, baby, let's take a bath first." He Chun took off his clothes in twos and twos, and was about to take the child to the pond.

The leeches and other things on the edge of the pond are like some terrible natural enemies, desperately digging into the mud.

Little Amon suddenly put his palm on He Chun's chest and shook his head.

He Chun didn't understand at first, and then realized: "Look at me! I treated you like..., yes, you are still a child, how can you just take a bath in cold water like this, and it's not too hot today. Just wait."

Little Amon saw that he had misunderstood, but did not explain.He just felt that he took a bath in it first, and if someone used the water in this pool later, those people might have diarrhea.

He Chun picked up the child and walked straight up the mountain.Following the stream, he quickly found the spring.

Seeing that the surrounding area was still hidden, he took out the bathtub from the storage bag, and scooped the water from the spring into the bucket with a gourd ladle—if he could use his cultivation at will, he could use the water diversion formula.

After filling the water, he threw a heating talisman into the barrel—in order to allow Han Doudou and his master to take a hot bath anytime and anywhere, how many talismans he improved for life!

Feeling that the water temperature was about the same, He Chun stripped the child naked and put it into the big bathtub.

Little Amon patted the surface of the water. All the wounds on his body had scabbed over, and all the bruises on his face had disappeared. His recovery ability was terribly good.

The child looked at the young man, and suddenly he squatted in the water and stood up again with a puff.The water soaked his hair completely, and water droplets covered his face, which also made his eyes more watery.

He Chun: ...Amon is playing with him?

Little Amon: Just playing with you, brother!

He Chun couldn't hold back, and asked little Amon to do the action again, while he quietly took out his mobile phone, pointed at the child, and pressed the record button.

Little Amon didn't know what He Chun was doing, but he could feel the joy of the boy, so he squatted in the water again, and then suddenly appeared again, and even sprayed on He Chun.

He Chun: "... Be good, call brother to listen."

Little Amon shouted obediently and happily: "Brother!"

He Chun smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Baby, shout a few more times, brother really likes you so much!"

"Brother." This time little Amon yelled softly, his little face was flushed, and he squatted into the water a little shyly, only showing two eyes to look at He Chun.

He Chun blamed his brother for laughing, this is his master's dark history!

In the future, he will definitely show these animations to his master, hahaha!

He Chun didn't dare to tease him too much, he was afraid that the child was really his master, and he would be beaten to death in the future when he regained his memory, so he began to seriously help the child take a bath after a while.

Little Amon's hair was too dirty, and the fluffy white foam didn't come out until the second time he washed it.

Little Amon secretly opened his eyes disobediently, his eyes were scorched by the shampoo, "Brother, brother" kept yelling.

He Chun was in a good mood, and even sang while washing.

Little Amon was very happy to hear him sing, his eyes sparkled and he opened his mouth. At first, he was embarrassed to make a sound, but then he followed him twice, and his little arms secretly opened, flapping up and down like a bird.

It's hard for He Chun to imagine that his master could be so cute and soft when he lost his memory!

At the same time, Immortal Fu Yuan, who wanted to check how the young man named He Chun was doing, searched around in a certain small world, but he couldn't find the target, and a depression slowly rose in his heart.

He said how could that Lord Demon Emperor be so easy to deal with, that he could be fooled by a shell from the earth. Now it seems that maybe it was a plan he had thought of to get away, and he even took a fancy to Fu Yuan. (The person he was looking at in his avatar was the one he was looking at) was also taken away.

Of course, it's easy for that one to get away, there's no need to make it so complicated, so did that Lord Unholy God play tricks on him again?

Immortal Fu Yuan's face was livid.Everyone in the world thinks that in every battle between good and evil, the good will win the upper hand, but in fact... those bastards of Mo Dao are the ones who really know how to play!

Immortal Master Fu Yuan was worried that his avatar Fu Yi also had problems, so he went to check and found that the other party was still staying in the closed secret realm, he was somewhat relieved, but soon he found out that Fu Yi was planning to commit suicide!

Immortal Fu Yuan was very depressed, he had to let go of his thoughts of stretching his avatar, and ran to negotiate with Fu Yi.

Fu Yi just said: It is okay to have a body, but not to have a soul. His soul must be combined with He Chun.

Immortal Fu Yuan: "...Then what's so good about He Chun? It makes you miss him so much?"

Fu Yi said: "I can recall the past with him while masturbating for you. You should be able to resonate with me, right?"

Immortal Fu Yuan: As expected of a demon cultivator clone, the taste is heavy.

Immortal Fu Yuan didn't want to see his avatar masturbating, so he coaxed Fu Yi to say: You give me your body first, and I will help you cultivate your soul. When you meet a suitable body in the future, I will help you take it away or reincarnate.

Fu Yi sneered: "Do you think I'm a fool? Don't forget, my soul also includes your distraction. I don't know what you think? You want to get this clone, unless I volunteer, otherwise you can't get it back at all. God, and if you want to withdraw your distraction, 'I' will inevitably disappear. If it were you, would you be willing to die completely?"

Fu Yuan sighed, "Since you understand, you should also know that no matter what, I will take back this clone of yours. If you are unwilling to do it voluntarily, I also have an involuntary way to take it back, but it is more troublesome. In this way, we might as well help each other Be honest, what do you really want? Don’t say things I can’t and don’t want to do.”

Fu Yi seemed to have thought about this many times, and immediately said without hesitation: "Let me spend ten thousand years with He Chun, and I can make a soul oath with you. When the ten thousand years come, if I refuse to hand over my body and Consciousness control, my consciousness will be shattered into a thousand pieces."

Fu Yuan: "Ten thousand years is too long, and He Chun... He is likely to be protected by the Devil Emperor now. If you want to get him again... let alone you, even I will have a hard time."

"Devil Emperor?" Fu Yi's eyes contracted, and cracks appeared in his internal organs and lungs.

Okay, good you stupid He, no wonder you look down on me, it turns out you found a better one.Pooh!Wouldn't it be better, sooner or later, I can...

But now he can't even get the minimum freedom!Fu Yi was in pain.

And as long as he thinks that his He Chun is having trouble with other males, and being pressed down by other men, panting and moaning, he can't wait to tear up everything in this world!

"I know a kind of spirit body stripping technique, no, you should say that you know, I want you to completely strip my consciousness from your distraction, as long as it doesn't damage my memory, I can do it with cultivation base, spiritual consciousness, etc. No. If you can do it, the avatar and distraction are naturally yours. Of course, you must also find me a body suitable for cultivation, and don't bother me any more."

"Spirit stripping is different from soul stripping. If one is not careful, it will lead to the real soul flying away." Immortal Fu Yuan refused to take risks.

Fu Yi said indifferently: "That depends on which method you think is more troublesome."

Immortal Fu Yuan observed his expression, "There is another way, you give me the right to control yourself completely, and I will help you complete your obsession with He Chun. During this period, your consciousness can enter my sea of ​​consciousness, so that you I can share everything I feel, including He Chun. Until you are willing to fully integrate with me, or I can figure out a way to separate you perfectly. If you don’t believe me, I can make a soul oath to you, how about it?"

Fu Yi repeated: "Share He Chun with you?"

Fu Yuan smiled: "It can't be called sharing, after all, you are me, and I am you."

Fu Yi whispered: "I know that I am a new consciousness, not the real you."

Seeing the hope of taking back the avatar, Fu Yuan continued his efforts calmly: "Then you want to just watch He Chun and the Devil Emperor like this, or be with other people? You belong to me, at least you can feel him with me.

And as long as you agree, I can make two promises to you.First, I will immediately drop everything, go to find He Chun first, and try to get him.Second, I promise that even if I don't feel as deeply attached to him as you do, I will never treat him badly.If necessary, I can also form a Taoist companion with him. "

Fu Yi closed his eyes and didn't speak for a long time, until Fu Yuan turned around to leave the secret place, he opened his mouth and uttered a word very slowly.