world's most stupid

It was only the first day, and the swelling on little Amon's face had disappeared a lot.

He Chunyuan was thinking of taking him to a doctor in the city to have a good look, but he hadn't come across a big town even after walking sixty miles.

Who would have thought that this child has excellent self-recovery ability, and even the welts on his back began to scar in just one day.

Little Amon watched the young man follow the servant in Tsing Yi to the small convoy ahead, his pair of Danfeng eyes with slightly slanted upwards blinked slowly, the eyes that should have been extremely delicate, matched the child's face with a bit of sternness and kindness. A sense of uncertainty.

He Chun has never seen Amon's face without scars, Amon's face is like the legendary Frankenstein, the whole face including the body is covered with scars, the scars across the eyes, across the bridge of the nose, across the corners of the mouth, Destroyed Amon's facial features to the point that they could hardly see their original appearance.

He Chun was already used to the scarred face of his master Amon. Now when he looked at the child's complete facial features, he felt both familiar and unfamiliar, like the body odor, which made him unsure.

In fact, even though the child's face is still slightly swollen, and the corners of the eyes and chin are still a little blue, it can be seen that his facial features are very good, and he still has the so-called male and female appearance.

If this little Amon is really his master Amon, this, this change is too great.However, there are indeed many children who were more beautiful than girls when they were young, but they are very masculine when they grow up.

As soon as he was about to walk to the vehicle, the owner of the vehicle couldn't help but slightly opened the curtain at the rear of the vehicle.

Little Amon suddenly turned his head, hugged the boy's neck, pressed against his ear, and whispered coldly, "I'm going to die."

He Chun paused, he wanted to ask the child why he said such a sentence suddenly, but the two had already walked in front of the car, and it was not the best time to ask the question, so he had to hold back for the time being.

The servant helped to open the curtain of the car, invited the two of them to get in the car, and didn't make any comments on the thick mud on He Chun's feet.

It was He Chun himself who first confessed his guilt, put the child in the car generously, then sat obliquely at the rear of the car, reached out and took off his two shoes, put them outside the car, and put the hem of his clothes and the hem of his trousers. The mud rubbed against the outside.

Seeing his behavior, the servant and the car owner felt that the two children were born into a good family.

If it's really muddy legs, if you are invited to get on the bus like this, you will cringe when you come over. I'm afraid you don't even know where to put your hands and feet when you get on the bus.Some of them may remember to take off their shoes and clean their clothes, but that is due to low self-esteem.Unlike this boy, he did this only out of courtesy to his master, not because he had to.

What's more, after the young man entered the carriage, he smiled before saying anything, and greeted him decently, with a generous and natural expression. Even though the young man didn't salute and was very clingy to his brother, he wasn't too rude.

When He Chun got into the carriage, he saw little Amon throwing his arms at him, and hurriedly took him over to let him sit on his lap.

"Let the master laugh, my little brother suffered some crimes the day before yesterday, and now it's time to cling to others, and I'm a little scared when I meet strangers." He Chun said with gestures.

"Nothing, nothing." The owner of the car guessed the meaning of the other party, and waved his hands again and again, with distressed eyes. When little Amon was put in, he saw the swelling and bruises on the child's face that had not completely subsided at first glance, and he was still thinking about it. What happened to the little doll.

"Hey, Yaoshou, this natural disaster is followed by a man-made disaster. Those murderers are able to deal with such a small baby. They really have no humanity at all."

The owner of the car also wants the doctor in the motorcade to come over to show the child, but it is inconvenient to see a doctor in the car now, so it is better to wait until the car stops for a rest, as it is getting late, and the convoy will not be able to leave for a long time. Find a place to rest.

He Chun didn't know what the master was talking about, but judging from his expression, he must be sympathizing with their experience, so he thanked the master again for his invitation.

The host with good facial features smiled softly: "It's nothing, I also saw that you two little people didn't bring anything, and you didn't take up space in the car. I just happened to be lonely, so I asked you to come up and talk."

He Chun was embarrassed, he couldn't understand what the host said, and he didn't know how to respond.He could only smile at the owner, pretending to casually look at the owner and the interior of the car.

There is nothing to say about the interior of the car. It looks quite spacious, and it is not too cramped for two adults and one child. There are thick quilts piled up at the front of the car, probably for the owner to lie down and rest.A fixed small wooden table is placed in the middle, with brocade pier placed on both sides of the wooden table. If it is not too strong, it will not splash much water.

He Chun has seen a similar small table in the museum. The ancients were full of wisdom. Such a small table will also be equipped with a panel that just covers the depression, so that the surface of the small wooden table will become flat again. Some people even carve the panel Become a chessboard, one thing with two purposes.

In addition to the small wooden table, there was a drawer under the quilt where the host was sitting. When the host saw them coming up, he took out some durable pastries from the drawer, put them in front of the two children, and poured them two cups of tea himself.

"Eat it, you have to eat it when you take it out, and it will be oily when you put it back in." The host said specially because they were afraid that they would not use it.

"Thank you." He Chun saved some mental energy to open the storage bag, and there was no shortage of food and drink for the time being, but the host's kindness was still essential, so he grabbed the peach cake on the plate and tasted it.

The taste is surprisingly good. If the peach cake is not well made, it will taste very greasy, but it seems that some nuts like walnut kernels are mixed in the peach cake. It tastes crispy and crispy, and it is not oily.

He Chun himself ate well, so he distributed the peach cakes on the plate to little Amon—it is necessary to be defensive.

Little Amon saw that He Chun gave it to him, grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth.

The host looked at the two with soft eyes, with a little nostalgia and a sadness that would never heal.

The owner of the car is in his late thirties, maybe a little younger, but the Sichuan-shaped lines formed between his brows make him look older than his actual age.

He Chun found something different from ordinary people in the owner of the car, but he didn't show any surprise, as if the owner of the car was nothing more than normal.

And this is different from ordinary people because of the owner's hair color. The owner's hair is not black or dark chestnut, which is common to Chinese people, but a slightly darker brownish red.

If you look closely at the face shape of the car owner, you will find that his face shape is also slightly different from that of the common races in China. This difference is very subtle, just like when you pull together all the ethnic groups in China, you will find that the typical face shape of each ethnic group is different. There are some differences.But if they wear the same kind of clothes and live together, this difference will be very small, and most of them will be ignored.

"I see that you are well-dressed in your clothes. You don't look like the people here. Are you from the Buddhist country over the sea? I heard that even if they don't practice Buddhism, the people there often have short hair." The host pointed at his hair. Hair, slightly inquisitive.He knew that the young man might not understand him in words, but he was so eager to talk to the pair of children that he was at a loss for words.

He Chun understood the words "Buddha" and "short hair", and his thoughts turned, and he opened his mouth and said: "Our hometown is called Huaxia Island. Most of the men and women in our place have short hair for the convenience of washing their hair, but some people have long hair, and their clothes are also the same. It's a little different here."

"Huaxia?" The owner of the car seemed to understand the word, confirmed it with the young man, saw the young man nod, and smiled immediately: "Your hometown is called Huaxia, and our dynasty here has been called the Xia Dynasty since ancient times. It seems that your hometown is far away from you. We are not far from here, at least we had a relationship in ancient times."

"Xia Dynasty?" He Chun accurately captured one word.

"Yes." The car owner repeated, and chatted again: "It is said that when our Xia Dynasty was first established, immortals were flying all over the sky. Unlike now, there are only some right and wrong news everywhere. The real immortals can no longer be seen, only the real immortals are left. The Buddhism of cultivating the power of vows. In addition, today’s son won the throne from all the brothers with the help of the Buddha, and he even admires Buddhism. People like me who didn’t believe in Buddhism at first have begun to believe in..."

At the end, the car owner sighed softly.

He Chun was in a hurry, the owner of the car said so much, except for a few words, he didn't understand anything else.No, he must restore his mental strength to practice drawing symbols tonight. He must master the language here as soon as possible. Even if he can't write, he must first be able to listen and speak.

"Then you are going on a trip this time? It happened to be a flood, and you were separated from your family and servants, and all the salutes were washed away?" The owner of the car took the initiative to fill in the details for He Chun.

He Chun didn't understand, and didn't know how to reply, so he could only smile.

Seeing the boy's smirk, the owner of the car let out a chuckle, and his dull mood improved a lot, "You kid, you dare to come out and run around if you don't understand the words. If you don't say anything else, you should learn from our Great Xia Dynasty at least." Official dialect, the official dialect of our Great Xia Dynasty is common to even the Buddhist kingdoms across the sea."

The owner of the car asked the two names again.

He Chun guessed what the other party meant, and told the car owner that his name was He Shishi and the child's name was Amon.

The owner of the car was in a good mood, so he found a book of travel notes, and while pointing out the text in the book to the young man, he taught the young man to speak Xia Dynasty official dialect.

The owner of the car just wanted to teach a little bit, and didn't expect the boy to learn much in a short period of time.

But although He Chun can't release his mental power, his own soul is solid, his mental power is strong, and he can never forget it. When the owner of the car memorizes the not-so-thick travel memory, He Chun has already written down Xia Chao. Most of the Mandarin is mastered.

Thanks to the owner of the car for reading the travel notes, He Chun also has a general impression of the world.

The owner of the car saw that He Chun's recounted pronunciation was extremely accurate, and it could correspond to the words in the travel notes. He couldn't believe that the young man learned Xia Dynasty Mandarin from him.

"Eleventh, don't you lie to me, have you never learned Xia Dynasty Mandarin?"

He Chun shook his head and said slowly, "It's true."

The owner of the car didn't believe it, "Then how did you learn so quickly?"

He Chun grinned, "Because I'm smart."

Little Amon looked up at him, his little eyes were so admirable.

He Chun couldn't help bowing his head and kissing the child several times.

Little Amon's ears turned red from his kiss.

The owner of the car was taken aback for a moment, and then he laughed so hard that he hadn't laughed so happily for a long time.Looking at the interaction between the two brothers, I just feel that there is something in my heart that is about to overflow.

"You kid, okay, okay, you're smart. If you're really smart, here's a book, and I'll read one of them to you. If you can recite it right away, I'll believe you're really smart."

If it was a different person or occasion, He Chun would not do this kind of thing like a show, but the owner of the car obviously didn't have any malicious intentions, and making such a request was just like a parent teasing a child, so He Chun said, "Oh, I really can't do anything about you, then You let it go and test" the child's little complacency towards the parents.

The owner of the car was so happy that he really found another book and a bunch of snacks and piled them in front of the two of them, urging them to eat whatever they wanted.

This book is also a travelogue, the owner of the car turned a page at random and read a chapter from the book.

As soon as he pronounced it, he heard that He Chun had already repeated it.

The owner of the car stared at the book and found that He Chun had recited it word for word. He couldn't help but feel like a genius.

"You kid, let me tell you what's good about you! If a talent like you goes to the examiner, I'm sure someone will recommend you. Well, my husband's family is quite a bit in Guangyu City..."

"Hey, there is a young man hiding in the car of the eldest lady. No wonder I heard the laughter of the eldest lady from a long distance. It has been a long time, and everyone has not seen the smile of the eldest lady. I am afraid that the master has not seen it for a long time." Have you seen it?"

The car owner's words were interrupted. Someone lifted the curtain and looked in very impolitely. The words were hidden in the needle, and I don't know how many holes were left for the car owner.

The owner of the car lowered his face. He was happy all the way, but he didn't notice that the convoy had stopped.

Tsing Yi's servant came over to apologize, with an angry but helpless expression on his face, he said that he had already told the third lady that the eldest lady had guests here, but he couldn't stop the third lady at all.

It was not the third lady who opened the door curtain, but the maid beside her.

He wanted to stop the behavior of the big maid next to the third lady, but the third lady approached him with her belly outstretched, only to make him back away again and again in fright.Now that the two first sons have been missing for four years and have not been found, the whole family is now counting on the third wife to give birth to a boy and a half girl, especially the ancestors are watching very closely.

When He Chun heard someone calling the owner of the car his wife, he thought he had heard it wrong, but when he heard that the servant in Tsing Yi also called the owner his wife, he was convinced that he heard it right.

Well, did the car owner in front also say the words "my husband's family"?

The third lady stretched her head to look into the car, saw He Chun's face clearly, and her face was full of malicious smiles.

He Chun noticed that the third lady was dressed in a gorgeous way, wearing gold and silver jewelry, brocade and embroidered shoes, as if she was afraid that others would not know her wealth, she was also good-looking, and she could be called seven points of beauty, but it seemed that she couldn't dress up The little girl insisted on putting rouge and powder on her face and inserting a head full of pearls and emeralds, which only made people feel disharmonious.

On the side of the car owner, whether it is the car or the interior decoration, including himself, is very simple.But as long as you have eyesight, you can see from the materials and fineness of the car, as well as the owner's clothing, the quality of the brocade quilt on the car, and most importantly, the books that you can take out at hand, and the delicate and material-consuming snacks. The background of this family.

When little Amon saw the third lady, his eyes slipped to her belly, and he suddenly turned to He Chun and said, "Stillborn."

The two words are crunchy, but also very clear, even if it is a dialect with a heavy accent, everyone present can understand it.

He Chun startled him.

"What did you say!" The third lady suddenly changed her face, with a ferocious look about to get into the car and scratch little Amon's face, "How dare you curse me, you little bastard."

"Shut up! Who are you calling a bastard? Look at you!" The owner of the car looked at the third lady like that, with contempt in his eyes, but he lowered his eyelids to hide the contempt. After the reprimand, he stopped looking at the third lady and just He said to Tsing Yi's servant: "On the way to escape, there is mud everywhere, and the surrounding situation is so chaotic. The third lady is pregnant. How can you waiters let the third lady get off the car? If something happens, you waiters Don't you think about it?"

Tsing Yi's family member also heard the word stillborn, panicked in his heart, and hurriedly bowed to reply: "Madam is right, I'm young, let someone invite the third lady back to the car."

The third lady was about to say something more, but the owner of the car raised his eyelids and said calmly: "Cao Shi, you are originally from a small family, and I don't tell you any rules. Let everyone call you the third lady, just because of the ancestors. Actually, what are you? Even if you don’t know the rules, you still have to worry about the face given to you by your ancestors. The maid next to you, who is a concubine’s servant, turned against the mistress without even asking. Those who know are the caring people you brought from home, those who are ignorant, those who don’t know think that our Su family will not teach servants.”

"You!" The third lady was so humiliated that she trembled all over her body. She raised her finger and pointed at the owner of the car. "You hid someone in the car and laughed so loudly. You are shameless and dare to say..."

"Fuqing, slap your mouth! Mrs. Cao is pregnant, let her servant girl take care of it for her."

"Yes." Fuqing had already called two burly women over, and asked them to grab the third wife, and he strode up to the third lady's maid, and slapped her in the face.

The eldest servant girl wanted to dodge, she wailed and looked at the third lady, "Third lady, help me."

The third lady shouted: "How dare you! Who of you dares to do anything to the people around me! The master will not let you go! I will tell the master, I will tell the ancestors! Qiu Heyi, you monster who is neither male nor female, you The Qiu Clan should have been burned to death long ago!"

Hearing her mentioning the Qiu Clan, the owner of the car, Qiu Heyi, had a flash of anger in his eyes, and waved his hand, "Stop her mouth, send her back to her car, and don't let her get out if there is nothing wrong."

"Yes." Fuqing, who was slapping the servant girls, winked at the two rough envoys.

One of the women was about to take out a handkerchief to cover the mouth of the third lady, when someone interrupted: "What's going on? I can hear the noise."

As soon as the third lady saw the person, her eyes lit up immediately, and she shouted like crazy: "Master Yu! Save this concubine quickly! The lady who stole someone was discovered by my concubine. She wanted to take this opportunity to kill my concubine and her unborn little one." Young Master! You actually let someone curse your concubine! Yu is in charge..."

"Shut up!" Director Yu heard the third lady's outrageous words, and stopped her in one gulp.

Qiu Heyi didn't loosen his brows just because Cao stopped drinking, on the contrary, he frowned even tighter.

The person in charge is the bodyguard that the ancestors specially sent to escort Cao back to the main house after hearing that Mrs. Cao was pregnant, and also took him back with him. Unfortunately, he encountered a rare flood in decades. Escort became a half escape.But Director Yu brought four guards with him, none of whom were from his side, and they even leaned more or less towards the Cao family.

Sure enough, Director Yu didn't ask the reason at all, so he said biasedly: "Ma'am, it's better to avoid troubles on the road now. Besides, the third lady is still pregnant, your lord has a lot of people, and you also beat her maid." If you get angry, why don't you just let it go? Although the third lady is a concubine, she was also personally promoted by the ancestors, so what's the point of letting two rough women catch her."

Qiu Heyi sat in the car and grabbed the armrest tightly.

Director Yu also glanced at He Chun and the little Amon he was holding. Although he could guess why the eldest lady invited them to the car just by looking at the two of them, he still said with a slight warning: "Going out , everything should be careful, it's better not to touch this stranger, or not, Madam, what do you think?"

Qiu Heyi slowly let go of the armrest, and said expressionlessly: "Yu Zhang is right, since you also know that you should be careful when you go out, then please take care of Cao Shi in the future, so that she does not harbor the future of the Su family." My young master Qianjin dared to run around in the ground, if something happened, who would be responsible? As for my guests here, I don’t need to be in charge to worry about them, if there is any problem with them, I, Qiu, will be responsible for it!"

Director Yu thought of how much the Patriarch of the Su family valued this eldest lady, even being given a concubine by the ancestors, he was sent to the countryside to be handled by this eldest lady, and he did not dare to really stand up to him. He made a silent salute, and asked Cao's maid to support Cao, who wanted to say something, back to the car in front.

Cao's humiliation failed and he was humiliated. Under the humiliation and anger, everything was not pleasing to the eye.

It's getting late in the evening now, and the team stopped to rest and sharpen.After a while, Mrs. Cao complained that she had a stomachache and wanted to see the doctor, and then accused Sang and Huai about the Qiu family.

Someone came to ask Qiu Heyi if he wanted to invite a doctor. There are so many refugees, so there must be a doctor if they ask.

Qiu Heyi only asked people to ask about the matter.He has a familiar doctor on his side, and this time he also fled with them.But Mrs. Cao didn't know what to think. She refused to let the doctor he hired rely on her. She had been looking for a doctor by herself since she was pregnant. Can't find it.

Qiu Heyi thought clearly.Since Mrs. Cao didn't want to use his doctor, and just now little Amon just said the word "stillborn", in order to avoid things that can't be debated in the future, it is better to hand them all over to the people sent by the ancestors from now on.

He Chun sat in the car with little Amon in his arms and heard the whole thing from beginning to end, most of them understood, and the rest of the little half could deduce nine out of ten even by guessing.

This is probably the most common story of a concubine's mother relying on her son to challenge the main house because of the support of an old man behind her.

He Chun didn't want to meddle in such nosy matters.If you ask the police, about [-] out of [-] policemen will tell you that the most troublesome thing for them is the disputes caused by family affairs.

But now there is a little trouble. Just now, little Amon watched that Mrs. Cao said the word stillborn, and they were the guests who were invited to get on the car by the main house. The wife of the main house will be implicated one or two.

In addition, when he was approaching the vehicle at the beginning, little Amon murmured "I'm going to die", so He Chun couldn't even walk even if he could.

Besides, He Chun had a very good impression of this principal Fangqiu Heyi, and he didn't want to see him in trouble, so he was somewhat protective if he stayed.

Qiu Heyi seemed to want to touch the heads of the two children. He stretched out his hand halfway and then retracted it. His face was a little tired and he said: "Sorry, I let you see this. The road is not smooth. We will all rest in the car at night. This way, you can get in the car and leave immediately if you have something to do. If you two have no destination, why not go to Guangyu City with me. Later, I will ask someone to make a car for you to rest. Don’t dislike getting in the car and saluting too much. .”

At this time, He Chun could already understand a lot of Qiu Heyi's words, and he knew better from this experience, so naturally he would not refuse the other party's kindness.

Qiu Heyi invited a doctor to see little Amon again.

He Chun was even more grateful to Qiu Heyi.

The doctor took little Amon's pulse and felt his bones very carefully. Finally, he touched his beard and said, "The internal organs and bones are all fine, just some flesh wounds. Apply some ointment, and it will clear up in a few days."

He Chun was amazed at how powerful little Amon's resilience was, but thinking of the villagers saying that he had come back from the dead, he guessed that he might be his master Amon, and felt that it was normal for him to have such resilience.

But He Chun couldn't figure it out, if little Amon was really Amon, then why did he become like this, and he didn't seem to remember him?There is also a time issue. According to the villagers, little Amon appeared in the village a year ago, but he clearly remembered that Amon entered the teleportation array after him.

Well, back from the dead...

If the little Amon was not Amon before, but became Amon after being resurrected from the dead, then the timing would be right.

He Chun looked at the very well-behaved little Amon who was sitting in his arms, and countless guesses swirled in his mind, which made his head hurt.Forget it, don't think about it, no matter what Amon wants to do, he just believes that his Master Amon will not harm him.

He Chun thought about it, and simply threw away the package that the child might be Master Amon, and only treated him as a normal child.Now that he can clearly know that the child is fine, he is much more at ease, and immediately thanked the doctor and the owner of the car.

Just when the doctor was smiling and took out the ointment from the medicine box and instructed He Chun how to use it, there was a sudden noise outside, and someone shouted in a panic that Mrs. Cao was popular.