world's most stupid

He Chun entered the No. 3 inpatient building of the First Hospital of Hehua City and turned a corner. Like all wanderers who haven't been home for a long time, he always felt that it was not good to come home empty-handed, and the same was true for visiting patients.

"Someone is following us."

"Ah."

"Don't do it, first see what the other party's purpose is."

"Yeah." Amon raised his phone, took a few photos casually, and chose one of them to send to Luohe.You see, how much he abides by the rules of this world.

He Chun grinned, he thought Amon should like the earth very much.

Although the He family members were not sick, they were injected with anesthesia. The task force was also worried that Dao Li had done other things to them, so they simply did this time together with the physical examination to detect the impact of the meteorite energy.

It will take a while for the blood test to wait for the ingredients of the medicine in the He family's body to be completely excreted.

Luohe only told He's family that, just to be cautious, the special case team asked them to be hospitalized for three days for observation, and they could go home if nothing happened. Of course, the special case team would bear the full cost of hospitalization and examination.

The He family only thinks that the government of our country is so kind and gentle, so they are too embarrassed to take the medical examination.

The son-in-law of the He family, Lai Zhengxin, was a little bit thicker, saying that the two elders were getting old and would not usually go to the hospital, so this time they happened to have a good checkup of their whole body inside and out.

He Ai was not as naive as the old couple. She secretly pulled her husband aside and asked him in a low voice: "Why do I feel something is wrong? Didn't it mean that the kidnapper has been caught? Why are there still two people standing at the door of our ward?" Armed police with guns? Is this the treatment of cadres above the ministerial level?"

Lai Zheng is actually afraid in his heart. He is much less courageous than his wife, but he can pretend, and he especially likes to act like a man in front of his wife. Hearing this, he sneered and said, "What are you afraid of? First, we didn't commit crimes, and second, we didn't commit any crimes." , Maybe we have this kind of treatment to take advantage of our younger brother. We are the family members of martyrs. Is it a trivial matter for the family members of martyrs to be kidnapped? I don’t know if you were kidnapped and unconscious. Today, our lotus market is so big. I was surprised at the time Why are there police and armed police everywhere on the road, and it is said on the Internet that all the entrances and exits of Hehua City have been sealed off. Thinking about it now, it may be to save you.”

He Ai opened his mouth wide, "Lai Zhengxin, don't lie to me that I am ignorant! We are the martyr's family of an ordinary little policeman, not the family of Mr. Zhou. Why are we making such a big fuss?"

Lai Zhengxin curled his lips, "Ask me, who should I ask? Anyway, they didn't care much about you. Wouldn't it be good if someone stood guard for you? Well, I'll go down and buy two cups of milk tea. Your son just asked for milk tea. It took a long time for the armed police at the door of someone's house, and it was difficult for the armed police soldiers. People say that my nephew is like an uncle, and his taste is exactly the same as his uncle's, he likes sour, spicy and sweet."

He Ai patted him hard, "What is my son? Could it be that it's not your son? If you dare to admit it, I'll take him to change his surname tomorrow."

"Don't! Do you want our parents to work hard with me? By the way, we can have another one now, or you and I have another one?"

"Get lost!" He Ai chased her husband away, and before she chased her away, she didn't forget to make a shopping list for him.Her son wants to drink milk tea, and she also wants to eat, such as duck necks on the old street behind the hospital.

He Ai secretly glanced at the armed police standing guard at the door, and sighed, if it was just for protection, why didn't they even let them go out?Forget it, as her brother once said, thinking too much will lead to brain stones, she still wants to open some.

Lai Zhengxin first ran to the back street of the hospital to buy duck necks, potato chips, fruits and other time-killing snacks specified by his wife, and bought some poria cocos paste for the old couple, and finally entered the outpatient building of the hospital.

Now large hospitals are engaged in diversified operations, with everything from resident pharmacies, beverage bars to external canteens, to ensure that every patient's needs can be solved in the hospital.

For example, if you are accompanying a doctor and feel that the waiting time is too long, you can go to the drink bar if you want to have a drink. Coffee and milk tea are available.

For example, if you forgot to buy a gift, it doesn't matter, please go to the affiliated pharmacy for a walk, there are all kinds of nutritional products, you can choose whatever you want.

He Chun didn't know what to buy, so he grabbed a few bottles of vitamins in a small basket, and went to see donkey-hide gelatin and bird's nest.

The tall Amon was very eye-catching when he walked into the pharmacy. Amon's cold and stern aura scared the salesmen so much that they didn't dare to approach them, and other customers also avoided them before they approached them.

He Chun's eyes fell on the toilet water placed at the bottom of the shelf, and before he could react, his hand automatically reached out to grab a bottle from it.

He Chun regained his composure, smiled self-deprecatingly, and did not put back the toilet water he picked up, "You know, I always spray some toilet water when I go home. Because I heard people say that people who have been outside for a long time will have a smell on their bodies. It's like a woman who has been in the flesh business for a long time will have a smell of dust that can't be washed away. People say that the police have sharp eyes and sharp noses, because the bad guys really have a bad guy smell, which can't be washed off no matter how many times they take a bath. Clean.

Because I spray this thing every time I go home, and then my dad said that I don’t need to enter the house every time I go home, he will know it’s me by smelling it.He also said that although many people use this thing, my smell is different from others, and he can smell it as soon as he smells it.My dad has a good nose. "

He Chun's eyes were a little red, he rubbed his nose, smiled at the big man next to him, and whispered: "I used to think that my dad's sense of smell is very strong, but now think about it, do you think my dad's sense of smell is really good?" A little different?"

Amon fingered his stubble, "It's possible."

He Zhuzhu felt a little doting from Amon's actions, which made him tremble a little, and immediately didn't dare to be sensational, so he changed the subject directly: "Boss, when you saw them, they were Is the anesthesia okay?"

Amon pinched his cheek, "You will know if you go up and look for yourself."

He Chun touched his face that hurt from being pinched, and wanted to tattoo three words on his forehead very, very much: Please don't flirt!

Amon looked at the stupid apprentice who was secretly grinding his teeth, and the apex of his heart that had regrown in the past ten thousand years and was still unable to beat suddenly trembled slightly.

He Chun dawdled, he was afraid of seeing his parents aging. When he left, the old couple was 59 and the other [-]. More than nine years later, the two elders were almost [-].

Amon didn't laugh at him. Cultivators with parents and relatives are different from those who were born with them. They worry a lot. I can't wait to pull my parents, brothers and sisters, and even everyone who has a good relationship with me to cultivate together.

The former cannot be said to be ruthless, and the latter is not worthy of praise. It's just that everyone has a different attitude towards cultivation.

Amon really couldn't stand the stupid apprentice's continued dawdling, so he immediately woke him up and said, "You should be glad they were still alive when you came back."

He Chun was shocked and completely awakened.Yes, what is he hesitant to be afraid of, so what if his parents are old, he is a cultivator now, even if he can't bring them to practice together, he can always make them live longer.He was very lucky to be able to return to Earth when his parents and relatives were still present.

After thinking it over, He Chun went to check out with a small basket. When he got to the counter, he habitually touched his pocket.

Bad, he forgot he was out of money.

Qian Jin said she would transfer money to him, but he didn't have time to find a bank account, where would he get money to pay now?

By the way, do pharmacies charge gold?

Amon saw the stupid apprentice turn his head to look at him, then glanced at the payment method at the counter, and understood.

"Stupid! It's such a simple matter." Amon casually took out a few big bills from the wallets of several people nearby, and then returned the gold in the stupid apprentice's pocket at double the price according to the exchange amount he found on the Internet. go back.

In order to avoid causing small troubles to these people, he operated from a distance without touching the real thing at all.

He Stupid was about to kneel to Amon's wit.It's not that he didn't think of a similar method, but he thought it was a little more complicated, that is, first go to a gold store or a pawn shop to exchange gold and silver for cash, and then go to the pharmacy.

But Amon directly omitted this process, probably the practitioners think this is more convenient?

I just don't know what the expressions of those people who lost their banknotes and found a few gold leaves in their wallets will be.

Lai Zhengxin passed the open pharmacy with a bunch of bags, and he saw a familiar face inadvertently out of the corner of his eye.

He subconsciously stopped and turned to look.

He Chun happened to take a step forward, bowed his head and took out cash from his pocket to pay the bill, the pillar next to him covered half of his face.

Lai Zhengxin shook his head, he was really crazy.Just because his father-in-law said that He Chun came back in a dream, he thought he saw He Chun.

That is obviously a boy who is about the same age as his son!

Lai Zhengxin walked out of the outpatient hall of the hospital, walked into the No. 3 inpatient building through the garden.

When getting on the elevator, he met a man in a police uniform. Lai Zhengxin peeked at his epaulets and found that he was a second-level police superintendent.

The second police superintendent was talking to two white coats next to him, and one of them was holding a medical incubator in his hand.

Lai Zhengxin faintly heard the word "He Family", but he didn't know if he heard it wrong.

The second-level superintendent only said a word to the white coat next to him and didn't speak again.

A group of people boarded the elevator together.

The He family's ward is on the lower floor of the top floor, and the ward is very large. Because the He family didn't want to be separated, Luo He and the others simply put them in one ward for easy protection.

Coincidentally, the destination of the second police superintendent and the two white coats was also on this floor.

Seeing Lai Zhengxin walking to the door of Ward 2718, the second police superintendent paused. He remembered that this person seemed to come up with them?So did he hear them talk?

The second police superintendent immediately recalled whether he had said anything suspicious just now.

Lai Zhengxin smiled at the armed police soldiers at the door, and lifted the bag: "I bought a drink, what do you like to drink?"

The armed police fighters expressed their gratitude, but refused.

Lai Zhengxin also knew that they must not eat or drink the food given to them by others for safety reasons during their post, but he still put down two bottles of sports drinks.

Before entering the ward, Lai Zhengxin turned his head and glanced at the second-level superintendent, who unexpectedly nodded to him.

Lai Zhengxin was stunned, and the door of the ward was pulled open from the inside.

"Dad, you are finally back!"

Lai Zhengxin hurriedly smiled at the police supervisor, turned his head and handed the bag to the cheering son who rushed over, walked into the ward and closed the door casually, and threw the wallet on the side cabinet casually.

It is very convenient to pay by mobile phone now, and he only took his wallet out just in case.

He Ai rolled her eyes, picked up her wallet, "You threw your wallet around again, don't call me your wife later, you can't find her."

Lai Zhengxin smiled obsequiously at his wife: "Why can't I find my dear wife, isn't it here?"

He Ai took the wallet and patted him.

"Slap." A golden card slipped out of the wallet and fell to the ground.

The couple bowed their heads together.

Lai Yang jumped over quickly, quickly picked up the golden card on the ground before his parents.

"Wow! I picked up a gold card, and my dad quickly gave me the password..." Lai Yang suddenly fell silent.

"Stop making trouble, quickly bring the card, I'll lose it later." He Ai waved to his son.

Lai Yang stared at the golden card with his long and narrow eyes, which looked very similar to his uncle, and looked at the card over and over with one hand, "Mom, this is not a bank card. Dad, what is this? Why doesn't it feel like plastic? It looks like a bank card." Some kind of metal leaf?"

Lai Yang held up the golden leaf and shone it towards the sun.

Lai Zhengxin and his wife also saw clearly the true face of the "gold card", and they expressed surprise together.

"Son, bring it here and let me have a look." Lai Zhengxin gestured.

Lai Yang was curious, but he was so bad that he refused to give the gold leaf to his father. He just held it in his hand and showed it to him: "Dad, do you have any impression? What is this? Buy something as a gift." Souvenirs? The workmanship is exquisite."

"Yangyang, stop messing around, this is not my thing, I may have taken it wrong somewhere, please show me it carefully." Lai Zhengxin said seriously.

He Ai also said: "This color looks like gold, but it shouldn't be?"

Mother He couldn't hold back her curiosity for a long time, and she hurriedly said, "If it's gold, let me see it."

Mama He's family used to make gold and silver jewelry. They used to open a small store on the side of the road to help people melt and remake the type. It's just that Mama He's father was dishonest in business and often adulterated real gold and silver. After a long time, people discovered it, and when they were discovered, they ran away, leaving their wives and daughters behind to be accused by others.

Not to mention other things, Mama He was already in her teens at that time, and she had learned a lot of handicrafts handed down from her family, and she had seen a lot of real money, so she naturally developed the ability to distinguish between real and fake.Later, relying on this skill, she entered a well-known jewelry store as a metalworker until she retired.

Just now Lai Zhengxin asked Lai Yang for the gold leaf, but Lai Yang refused to give it. Now that his grandmother said he wanted to see it, he immediately raised the gold leaf with both hands over his head and offered it.

Amused by her grandson, Mother He took the golden leaf and took a closer look, then put it in her mouth and bit it lightly.

Father He said with disgust: "I don't know what it is, so I put it in my mouth, at least wipe it off."

Mother He didn't bother to talk to him, and after a preliminary appraisal, she immediately said with certainty: "This is real gold, or a very pure kind. Look at the color, how correct is it? Yangyang, bring me the porcelain bowl on the cabinet. "

The porcelain bowls were brought from home by Lai Zhengxin. His parents didn't come, but they boiled soup and asked him to bring it in a thermos, and brought a few more porcelain bowls.

Mother He rubbed the gold leaf on the white porcelain bowl, and held up the bowl to show to her grandson, daughter and son-in-law, "Did you see that? There is gold powder left, and ninety-nine percent of it is gold."

After confirming that the gold leaf is real gold, the next question is, where did the gold leaf come from?

The He family looked at Lai Zhengxin together, and Lai Zhengxin was also at a loss, "I don't know, I didn't open my wallet when I went shopping just now."

"You won't take someone else's wallet by mistake, right?" Although He Ai was sure that it was her husband's wallet, she still opened the wallet and checked it.

"Huh? I remember you withdrew two thousand cash yesterday, right?"

"Yes."

"What did you buy? Why is it half missing?"

When Lai Zhengxin heard this, he immediately grabbed the wallet, "I didn't buy anything, I used my mobile phone for payment. Hey, really, my money is short!"

"Cut! Dad, don't pretend. I know, the money is missing, and there is another gold leaf. You must want to use this trick to tease my mother. Mom, this gold leaf must be bought for you by my father." Yes." Lai Yang stuck in his waist, thinking that he could break the secret.

He Ai was happy in her heart, but she had a skeptical look on her face, squinting at Lai Zhengxin, "Really? Lai, tell me the truth, who did you buy this gold leaf for?"

Well, this is absolutely certain that Lai Zhengxin bought gold with money, the only thing left is to decide who to give it to.

Mother He laughed beside her, and whispered to Father He, "I want to buy such a thick piece of pure gold leaf for 1000 yuan. It's a dream!"

Lai Zhengxin was confused and couldn't help complaining, he really didn't buy gold leaf.

He Ai didn't believe it, and even suspected that the gold leaf was not bought for her, otherwise how could her husband refuse to admit it?

"Oh, I see. Isn't today Mother's Day? Did you buy it for your mother, but not mine? Now that you're exposed and panicked, you don't know how to cover it up?"

Lai Zhengxin jumped, "Don't talk nonsense, please! If this is the case, it will be exposed, so why don't I just follow the trend and say that I bought it for our mother."

"Okay, listen, Yangyang, your dad has confessed, and he's said it all!"

Mother He covered her mouth and laughed, while Father He leaned back on the bed, closed her eyes and fell asleep.

"He Ai Tongzi, you are a mess! Dad, Mom, listen, He Ai usually tortures me like this at home."

"I tortured you?!" He Ai, who was originally joking, was so angry that her eyebrows were raised.

Seeing that for a golden leaf, the Lai He family's family war is about to break out.

At this moment, "dong dong", there was a knock on the door of the ward.

The door of the ward was pushed open, and the second-level police supervisor and two white coats that Lai Zhengxin had seen before entered the ward.

"Hello, excuse me. After investigation, the task force suspects that you were injected with some illegal drugs during your kidnapping. We will take some samples of your blood. Please don't worry. It's just a suspicion at the moment. Once there is a definite result, we will send Someone will notify you."

As the second-level superintendent said, two white coats came forward, opened the medical box, and signaled the He family to roll up their sleeves.