world's most stupid

Daoshi Jia, who was making meatballs in the kitchen, heard a slight sound from the living room, took a step back from the cooking table, and looked back at the living room.

In the living room, He Chun raised his hand and waved to him, "Hi, long time no see."

Jia Daoshi: "..."

He Chun came over and opened the refrigerator door, and asked the other two in the living room: "What do you drink? Let me see, there are milk tea made by fake Taoist priests, iced barley tea, fresh milk and yogurt, or both?"

Han Doudou ran over with the puppy in her arms, and looked into the refrigerator on tiptoe, "Is there any sago dew?"

Daoshi Jia stared at the meatball in his hand, thinking that maybe he was too tired from work and slept too much today, which caused his hallucinations to appear.He actually saw He Chun's son!

He Chun took out the milk tea, reached out to open the cabinet above Daoshi Jia's head, took out a spare glass from inside, squeezed Daoshi Jia away, and rinsed the cup with water.

Daoshi Jia: This hallucination is so real... Your mother is hallucinating!

Han Doudou swayed over with the puppy in his arms, and looked Jia Taoshi up and down.

Daoshi Jia looks like he is only in his early thirties, with a baby face and a height of 1.7 meters (?). In fact, he is the same age as He Chun, and he is 44 this year, but if he doesn't say it himself, no one can tell.This guy usually goes to work to study quantum science, and his hobby is Taoism. He wanted to be a Taoist priest since he was a child, but neither his grandfather, grandpa, nor his parents were willing, even if his grandfather was the current master of a certain Taoist temple.

Han Doudou tiptoed again to look at the pot full of meat, sniffed it with his small nose, and found it very fragrant, so he felt a little anticipation.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Taoist Jia looked down at the little doll, and deliberately smiled grimly, "Make dog meat balls!"

Han Doudou suddenly raised his hand, grabbed Daoshi Jia's cheek and squeezed it hard.Finally found a face rounder than his.

Daoist Jia who was molested couldn't laugh or cry, he smashed the freshly rubbed meatballs back into the basin, and turned around: "Tell me, who are you? Who gave you the door key? My birthday is half a year away. Do you need to surprise me now?" ?”

He Chun put the cup on the cooking table, picked up the milk tea pot and said, "Two answers. First, I am He Chun. I am not dead. I have returned from rejuvenation. Second, I am He Chun's son. My dad came to see you, and borrow your room to do something. You can choose which one to believe. It’s been almost ten years, and you haven’t found a partner yet? Are you going to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?”

Taoist Jia stared at He Chun, his eyes seemed to tear his flesh.

"I just ask you one question, what did I give you in the end?"

"name card?"

"I'm calling the police!" Although Daoshi Jia said this, the expression on his face was obviously relaxed. He actually knew who this boy was at the first glance when he saw the boy looking at him.And to be honest, what he gave He Chun in the end was indeed a job card, although he didn't ask for this.

He Chun also knew that this wasn't what he was asking, "The damage-reflecting Hunyuan One Amulet. The name of your broken talisman is really a mouthful, but, brother, thank you."

Taoist Jia heheed expressionlessly, rubbed the meatballs again, and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

"not yet."

"Eat the lion's head later."

"Okay." He Chun stepped forward suddenly, hugged Taoist Jia tightly, and let go.

"Get out! Don't get in the way." Daoshi Jia lowered his head, pretending to be blinded by dust, and raised his sleeve to wipe it carelessly.

He Chun's eyes were also a little red.

Han Doudou circled around on purpose, tilted her head to look at Daoshi Jia's face, and poked him mercilessly: "You're crying."

Taoist Jia gritted his teeth: "No. The kid is playing!"

Han Doudou stretched out his hand and slapped Jia Daoshi's ass, then proudly raised his head, carried the puppy to the refrigerator to inspect.

Jia Daoshi: Damn it!The kid molested him twice!

He Chun chuckled, "You are still so popular with children."

Jia Daoshi gave him a resentful look.

"Are there still perverts sneaking up on you on the bus?"

"Get out! I didn't take the bus 800 years ago!" Daoshi Jia puffed up his mouth, but in the end he couldn't bear to hit a bastard with a meatball.

He Chun laughed.

Like a big tiger that only occupies the mountain as king, Amon sneaked around the house without making a sound, and finally walked into the kitchen, seeing the stupid apprentice smiling so happily, he swung the stupid apprentice into his arms, " friend?"

He had already seen a lot of photos of He Chun and this person in the study.

He Chun nodded and introduced to them: "This is Taoist Jia I told you about, and he gave me that talisman."

Jia Daoshi looked up at Amon.

Amon saw Taoist Jia's appearance clearly, and was inexplicably vigilant.His stupid apprentice seems to particularly like people with this kind of face?This Daoist Jia was clearly in his early forties, yet he looked so cute that people wanted to bully him just by looking at him.Now that the stupid apprentice is enlightened, if he revives his old love for Taoist Jia...

Amon immediately opened his apprentice's No. [-] storage bag, and turned his hand around in it. When he pulled it out, there was a small ball with a thick white light in his hand. The small ball was only the size of a ping-pong.

Amon stretched out his hand, "Meeting gift. That talisman is extremely precious, and I will definitely return the gift in the future."

Amon didn't know how such a powerful talisman would end up in this small world. It can be said that He Chun's soul could be perfectly preserved at the beginning, and that talisman played at least half of the role, otherwise the main consciousness of this body would have changed. people.And the spirit ball in his hand is not enough to reward, but he can't find anything of comparable value to give back at the moment, so he can only write it down first.

Hearing this, Sai Baize felt his taste again, and murmured into Han Doudou's ear that it took eight lifetimes of cultivation to make the God of Unholy owe him a favor.In fact, he didn't know that Master Huishen just didn't want the stupid apprentice to owe favors, so he took the initiative to take the favor to himself.

Daoist Jia curled his lips, very upset that such a big strange man showed off how good his relationship with He Chun was in front of him. When he and He Chun peed and muddy together, this big man didn't know if he had formed cells!

"No, I've made money by exchanging an unknown talisman for a house. By the way, I haven't transferred the ownership of this house. If you need it, I can move out tonight." Daoist Jia asked He Chun.

He Chun wanted to get rid of his master, but he couldn't, so he had to talk with his master's arms around him: "The house is yours, I can't stay in this city for long, I know you have a lot of questions, I will explain to you slowly later. Let me introduce you, this is me..."

"Stupid boyfriend. Amon." Amon stretched out his hand again, motioning for Taoist Jia to take the spirit ball.

Sai Baize screamed strangely, and secretly scolded Lord Unholy God for being too embarrassing!

Han Doudou felt the pure aura, jumped over, pointed to his nose and said to Jia Taoist: "I am also a stupid boyfriend, my name is Han Zizhen."

Daoist Jia was stunned by the word "boyfriend" for two seconds, pointed at Amon, then at Han Doudou, and asked He Chun in disbelief: "You found two this time? Are you still taking all the big and small?" Is this going to be completely perverted? Or is it going to be imprisoned for life?"

"Bullshit!" He Chun laughed angrily, "Don't listen to their nonsense, these two are my good partners. Just accept the gift Amon gave you, it's good for you, just keep it next to you , Don’t you have a family tradition of breathing, and when you breathe in the future, put this small ball in the dantian.”

"Trouble." Amon spit out two words, and slapped Jia Daoshi's forehead with his palm, and the spirit ball sank directly into his body.

"Hey! Amon!" He Chun was taken aback, "With so much aura, Taoist Jia is not at all..."

Daoshi Jia only felt a shock in his mind, and he passed out when his eyes went dark.

Han Doudou stretched out one hand and easily caught the fallen Taoist Jia.The fallen meat basin was suspended in mid-air at the same time.

He Chun shook Amon away vigorously, and quickly squatted down to check on the fainted Taoist Jia.

Amon looked at his arm that was thrown away, and said slowly: "It's okay, I've controlled it, I won't let it disperse all at once, and let him absorb it slowly."

He Chun didn't notice that his master's tone was wrong, so he gave Taoist Jia a quick check, and found that there was nothing wrong with his body, so he was relieved, scrubbed his hands, and quickly carried him to the bed in the bedroom to put him away.

"Amon, when will Taoist priest wake up?"

Amon raised his chin to Han Doudou, "It depends on what you plan to do. If you just want to improve his physical fitness, let him sleep like this. The aura will slowly change his body in the future, but that breath of aura will at most That is to let him prolong his life. If you want him to practice, let Han Doudou use his kung fu to guide the aura in Jia Daoshi's body to walk a few times until the aura in his body can run on its own, so that he will enter it when he wakes up. Qi training period."

Without any hesitation, He Chun turned his head and looked at Han Doudou with begging eyes: "Doudou?"

Han Doudou was looking down at Daoshi Jia who was lying on the bed, and felt that he looked a little cuter in a coma, so she couldn't help but reached out and pinched his face again, and even tugged.

He Chun felt a little pain in his cheek, "Doudou?"

Han Doudou rolled her eyes and nodded reservedly: "Okay, leave it to me, you guys go out."

Seeing that Han Doudou agreed, He Chun was happy, but when he walked out of the bedroom, he still couldn't help turning his head and telling him: "Doudo, that's my best friend, don't bully him too much."

Han Doudou put the puppy next to Taoist Jia's pillow, and had already begun to pick off Taoist Jia's clothes, waving his hands without raising his head.

He Chun scratched his scalp and sighed to Amon: "I didn't expect Taoist Jia to be so recruiting at such a young age. You haven't seen pictures of Taoist Jia when he was a child. He was only cute when he was a child. The real little bun, who? When I saw him, I wanted to pinch him and rub him. At that time, children liked to bully him. Daoshi Jia was bullied terribly when he was a child, especially a bully like Han Doudou who liked to bully Taoist Jia the most."

"Are you the one who protects him?" Amon held his hand calmly.

He Chun smiled: "Yes, it's a pity that we haven't been in the same class and school all the time. Daoshi Jia's IQ is much higher than mine. He skipped grades all the way up. He is a great doctor when he is less than 20 years old. But our two families live close to each other. He went to elementary school and middle school. I still ran into him often in those days. Later, when he went to the capital to study high school and university, we separated for a period of time. Although we communicated during that period, I gradually disconnected from him when I became an undercover agent.

Later, when I was on a mission, I saw him by chance. He had a research related to spaceflight. I didn’t quite understand it. Anyway, he was kidnapped by a foreign criminal organization because of this research. I rescued him, and we kept in touch afterwards. contacts. "

Amon looked down into his eyes and said deeply: "You protect others, and I will protect you."

He Chun gave Su De a chill on the spot, and rubbed his arms unbearably, "Master, I kneel down to you! Please don't talk like that?"

Amon was not happy.He Dumbledore seemed to care too much about the title of master and apprentice. He obviously had feelings for him, but he insisted on restraining himself.

But it doesn't matter, Amon calmly stroked the stubble of the stupid apprentice's short hair, and he will solve this problem.

The owner fell asleep, so He Chun requisitioned the living room on his own, removed the coffee table and other things, and began to draw symbols on the spot.

This talisman is used to hide his exact location while giving him a boost in perception.

After the talisman was drawn, He Chun was topless, wearing only a pair of shorts, and sat cross-legged in the center of the talisman array, "Amon, please protect me. If you find that my energy is out of control, interrupt me forcibly. Don't be afraid of getting hurt."

Amon Dama sat on the sofa with a golden knife, nodding slightly.

He Chun slowly closed his eyes.

After a while, his navel began to glow, and the silk-like light shot out from his navel, slowly spreading in all directions.

This is also one of the methods of using Jisi that he has just learned through passing on memory.

Speaking of which, Jisi has a very domineering name called "Cuohuasi".

Although the blood of the spider monsters belonged to the spider category and could produce silk, not everyone could produce good fortune silk.The importance of fortune silk and how to obtain it has not been explained to him through memory inheritance.The spider man who taught him only told him, don't tell other creatures, his silk is called good fortune silk.

This method of finding people is a kind of use of good fortune silk.After long-term contact, the meteorite transformed from the spider's remnant body will have an impact on the human body, leaving residual energy in the human body.Creation silk is a tool used to sense this residual energy.

In the past, if this kind of energy was too weak and the distance was far away, He Chun would definitely not be able to sense it.But after He Chun collected the black lake mud, it became his instinct to look for the residual energy of this spider monster. It can be said that the residual energy is an extension of his body energy. As long as he wants, as long as he does not leave the earth, he will can be found.

But this will take time, he needs to get from the huge earth...well, even if it is just a lotus city, but a lotus city has a population of 800 million, he has to find that weak energy induction from so many people, even if he It is not an easy task to have the fortune thread to help him sense together.

Especially the He family was not only affected by the spider meteorite, he had to sense as much as possible, and then asked Amon and Han Doudou to help him confirm.

These all take time.

The most deceitful thing is that because it is his first time using it, in order to find this kind of energy, he must first absorb the free energy from the outside world through the creation thread, and then let the creation thread help him distinguish which of the absorbed energy is meteorite energy.

So on this day, an extraordinary miracle occurred in the lotus market, and at the same time it caused great panic.

On the same day, the task force and relevant government departments mobilized a large number of people to Lotus City. The higher authorities were very angry at the arrogance of Dao Li and others. After finding the relevant clues provided by He Chun, they almost adopted a blanket search.

A large number of police officers and police assistants took to the streets, holding photos of Dao Li and others, and went door-to-door to inquire about the situation.

The courier manager Wang Bing, who was terrified, was again frightened out of his wits. He was approached by Guoan, who asked him to describe the images of the two borrowers, and repeatedly asked him about the whole process of his relationship with Mary.Wang Bing was scared to pee!

The Feicha Express Company also cooperated with the police in searching for the loaned express van. So many people searched together. From the beginning of the cooperation, the abandoned express van was found near a highway entrance within an hour.

Dao Li and the others borrowed the car and didn't plan to return it.

The police judged that the kidnapper probably changed vehicles at the entrance of the expressway, but because the camera near the expressway was broken, there was no way to directly know what kind of vehicle the kidnapper had replaced.

However, Luohe and the others quickly came up with another method. They set aside a possible time period and asked people to compare the portrait provided by Wang Bing with the photo taken by the first security camera after going up the expressway entrance.

How fast does the state apparatus act?Within half an hour after He Chun and the others arrived in Hehua City, the armed police took over and inspected Hehua City's railway station, bus station, airport, highways, intersections out of the city, and even the river wharf.

From the kidnapping of the He family to the martial law in the city, it took only an hour and a half.

In other words, if Dao Li hasn't transported people out of the lotus market within this one and a half hours, then don't even think about going out easily.

Gong Qiudong, who was sitting on the helicopter looking down, suddenly changed color, and immediately pressed the call button: "Luohe, pay attention to the sky!"

Luo He, who had just rushed to the temporary dispatch center, raised his head subconsciously and saw a very beautiful rainbow.

Rainbow, this is a spectacle that has long since disappeared in large and medium-sized cities.Many primary and middle school students can only see a small real rainbow through experimental means.

A huge rainbow spanning half the sky of the entire city like this has not appeared for some time.

Did it rain in the lotus market just now?I think should not be.

At this moment, all the people who discovered the rainbow involuntarily stopped and looked up. They were curious about the source of the rainbow and looked at it obsessively. More people raised their mobile phones.

He Chun didn't intend to make a rainbow, but it was his first time to use the sensory function of the good fortune silk, and he was not very proficient. After turning the good fortune silk into energy and extending it, many good fortune silk moved the moisture contained in the air .

When he absorbed the free negative energy from the outside world and sensed the energy of the meteorite with the thread of creation, he somehow created a huge rainbow.

It's a pity that He Chun can only perceive energy and cannot see the rainbow with his own eyes.

Instead, Amon walked to the balcony window, looked up, and saw the dazzling, beautiful and fantastic rainbow.

And this rainbow is not the first!

At the same time, observers from the Hehua City Meteorological Bureau looked at the computer screen suspiciously.

Why all of a sudden, pm2.5 and various other pollution values ​​dropped so much?And it's a citywide drop!

Could there be another problem with the testing equipment outside?The observer dutifully printed and saved this change.

An hour later, the observer couldn't help picking up the phone anymore and asked the staff to go out to check the testing instruments placed all over the city.

Downstairs of Jia Daoshi's house, a tall and fat woman who came out for a walk raised her head and looked at the sky suspiciously.The air today seems unexpectedly fresh, and the whole sky looks as if it has been washed and is so blue!God, there are rainbows!

In Hehua Central Park, an old man who was looking up at the rainbow suddenly lowered his head and exclaimed, "Look, so many fish in the lake are jumping up!"

There were bursts of screams, and the old man was not the only one who saw it.

Those who watched the rainbow lowered their heads, many people who visited the garden stopped, those who swim in the lake also stopped their boats one after another, and all the fishermen stood up.

Everyone didn't know what happened, they only saw a large number of fish jumping out of the lake and falling into the lake with a crackling sound.It's not a one-time thing, it's happening over and over again, with more and more fish jumping out of the lake.

twitter!There was more uproar.

Wait, it's not noise.The leaves fluttered, and a large number of birds rushed to the sky, making extremely cheerful calls.

"Look! Those birds!"

"And Frog Toad! They all jumped out of their holes!"

"My God! Bugs! Bugs crawled out!"

"Mom! What's going on?!"

Someone said in fear: "Could it be... an earthquake?"

This sentence scared many people out of their wits. Those with mobile phones immediately contacted relatives and friends, asking them to leave home with important items and go to the nearest school or square. Some people immediately checked the phone number of the earthquake bureau to confirm the news.

At this time, the Earthquake Administration was in a panic. The calls from the lake were not the first batch. Before and after that, a large number of calls came in. Some said that a large number of birds were abnormal, and some said that cats, dogs and other animals were barking wildly. Called, and also said that they saw snakes in the mountains crawling on the road, and those who raised fish, crabs and shrimps also said they saw abnormal sights...

In short, the lotus city is going crazy from animals and insects to humans!

Just as the chaos in the city gradually spread, "Look! Another rainbow has appeared!"

Not only that, but at the same time as this rainbow, there was also a drizzle of rain.

Sunshine, blue sky, light rain, rainbow, and excited creatures, the whole lotus market seems to be alive.

TV, radio, text messages... Various channels voiced at the same time: "It's not an earthquake. The Seismological Bureau has not detected any seismic fluctuations. Please stay calm and deal with what is happening in front of you calmly."

"Fearful citizens, please lock the doors and windows of your home, take important items such as ID cards and bank cards, and go to the nearest school or square. Please don't panic and avoid giving criminals an opportunity."

He Chun didn't notice the panic he had created. It didn't take long for him to use the fortune silk, and he felt full after eating.

Although there are inherited memories, if the big spider could come back to life at this time, knowing that He Chun used the good fortune silk for the first time to sense, dare to use it on such a large scale, or use such a wasteful method, it will definitely take He Chun Stupid beat me up.

The use of any spell requires a lot of energy, thanks to the heavily polluted earth, and thanks to the fact that student He Zhuzhu is practicing the energy-intensive Chaos Body Refining Technique, otherwise such a large-scale spell operation would take less than half an hour. The caster is drained!

However, Student He still felt that he was full, because he was too full, and he consciously used part of the aura to send some good fortune silk to the underground of the lotus community in Hehua City.

Amon's indifferent voice suddenly entered his mind: "Don't concentrate the aura in one small place, do you think it will be overwhelmed by all kinds of animals, plants and insects?"

The stupid apprentice probably forgot his previous warning again.If it wasn't for the fact that he absorbed a lot and consumed a lot, it would have been blown out by now.

Amon had to help He Stupid by the side, absorbing the excessive negative energy in his body.

He stupidly panicked, and hurriedly spread the aura to the whole lotus city underground.

In fact, he can send the aura into his storage bag as before, but he selfishly hopes to do something for his hometown. He is relying on the cultivation world. It is absolutely impossible to discover his secret of "delivering aura to the earth".

While He Zhuzhuming was actually cleaning up the garbage and delivering nutrients to find someone, Amon's eyes "saw" a trace of blue-like light slipping into He Zhuzhu's body.

He Zhuzhu, who didn't know that he had received a precious gift, suddenly felt something, "Amon, I seem to feel the energy of the spider meteorite."

"The location, I'll go check it out. Every time you feel a place, just tell me in the sea of ​​consciousness. No matter how far I am from you, as long as you want me to hear it, I can hear your voice."

He Zhuzhu's bitter face: ...Master, please don't be disgusting!

Amon even touched him before leaving.

He Chuchu's handsome and handsome face was distorted when he was touched almost to the point of obsession: It is said that the more indifferent a person is, the more coquettish he is, and if he burns it, he can almost explode the entire universe. How long has his master been holding it?