world's most stupid

Just as He Chun was about to go down to the lake, his cell phone rang.

When He Chun saw the call, he was overjoyed, and immediately put out the loudspeaker: "Qianjin, what are you doing?"

Qianjin's voice came from the speaker of the mobile phone, a little distorted, it didn't sound like Qianjin's voice, but the soft style remained the same: "I'm planning to send you some photos, others have Do you have a cell phone number?"

Heck, our daughter is really up to date.He Chun laughed and was about to speak.

Han Doudou rushed over and yelled into the phone: "My daughter!"

Jia Qianjin: "Yo, it's Zizhen. Zizhen, have you found the fool yet?"

Han Doudou said arrogantly: "Nonsense. Your speed is really slow. Where are you now? What are you doing?"

Jia Qianjin chuckled: "Oh, I seem to be on the road of making money quickly. Do you need money? Give me your account number, and I will transfer some to each of you."

Han Doudou didn't understand the account number yet, so he thought it was a mobile phone: "This is my mobile phone number, please write it down."

Jia Qianjin: "Remember that, but I'm talking about bank account numbers or electronic account numbers. If you don't understand, just ask Stupid, he must know."

He Chun was taken aback: "My dear, have you become a local tyrant?"

Jia Qianjin let out a very soft and pleasant laugh: "It's still a bit far away from a real local tyrant, but I really have a lot of money now, all of which are gifts from others, and I don't have to pay taxes."

He Chun felt bad, "You charge so much money, no one investigates you?"

"Yes. I have been approached by investigation teams claiming to be FBI, CIA, Immigration Bureau, and Area 51. Oh, by the way, a couple who claimed to be from Liguo came to me this morning and told me that they are my parents."

"Huh?! What's going on here? How did you come up with a pair of parents?"

Jia Qianjin laughed, "It's not that many people ask me about my background. I always say that I have amnesia when I watch TV shows, so I say that I also have amnesia. The doctor here also did a head examination for me, saying that the scan There was a shadow in my hippocampus, saying that I might have some kind of amnesia. Then it probably spread, and today someone said it was my parents. Hehehe!"

Han Doudou's eyes sparkled: "Your side seems to be more fun, Qianjin. We only caught two bad old ladies and bad husbands who bullied our daughter-in-law."

"Oh? Tell me about your affairs. Don't be afraid of international long-distance charges, I will pay here." Jia Qianjin said embarrassingly.

Han Doudou held the mobile phone and talked about their experiences in the past two days.

Qian Jin also talked about her own affairs, and then said: "Do you want to see photos of my 'parents'? There are some other interesting photos."

"Think about it! Qianjin, come here quickly!"

"Don't worry, I can't let go of my hand for the time being, I will send the photo to your mobile phone."

"Oh! That's right, the mobile phone can also take pictures, I forgot." Han Doudou hurriedly clicked on the camera function.

Qianjin began to use his soft voice to teach Han Doudou how to take pictures and collect photos.

He Chun hurriedly brought the topic back to business, "What did you say to your parents?"

"Oh, this." Qianjin smiled again, "Aren't you in Huaxia? The past of Huaxia and the people there are also very similar to ours. I told them that although I can't remember many things, I do. I should be Chinese. Then the couple angrily asked me to do a genetic comparison with them."

He Chun said sensitively: "Is their main purpose just to get your genes, or to take this opportunity to study you?"

Qianjin said: "How could I be fooled like this? I just used a trick and found other people's genes for them to test."

As soon as He Chun was relieved, Qianjin said shyly again: "Stupid, it may be because I said that I am from Huaxia, and now the people from the Huaxia embassy have also come over and said they hope to take me back to China. But now people from the government of country A They refused to let me go, saying that I was from country A, and they even got me a whole set of identity certificates. People from the Huaxia government came to me secretly, saying that people from country A would be against me, and wanted to secretly take me back to China As a result, just after they left, people from the country A government also came, saying that they should not trust the Huaxia people, that the Huaxia government planned to lure me back to conduct a vivisection on me. Stupid, what do you think I should do?"

He Chun's papaya face: "You can do whatever you want."

Jia Qianjin hehehe, "Okay, then I'll figure it out."

He Chun felt that the little friends were playing crazy: "Hey, wait, how is your inquiry about the meteorite?"

Jia Qianjin seemed to be thinking about the business now, "The photos I will send you later show the location where the meteorites landed in country A during World War II. I haven't seen them yet, and the photos are all found on the Internet. Do you want to come over together, or should I go and have a look first?"

"You go and have a look first, I just found an exact location here. But you have to be careful, besides our group of dark blue children, maybe other people have noticed our existence."

"Understood, don't worry about me, cough, I have developed a few loyal knights, one of them is particularly rich and powerful. You are over there...with Amon here, I won't tell you to be careful, don't overplay it Just do it."

When Qianjin hung up the phone, He Chun was still dazed, and sighed to Amon and Han Doudou: "Qianjin is a powerful person, born to stir up wind and rain."

Amon actually nodded, "That kid is more resilient than you."

He Chun: Anyway, in your eyes, I am the worst, right?

Seeing the resentment on the stupid apprentice's face, Amon couldn't help itching his hands. Just as he was about to slap him, he suddenly couldn't bear it halfway, and the slap that fell was almost like a caress.

阿蒙：徒弟可以随便揍，但伴侣好像是要用来疼爱的？

Amon touched the short hair of the stupid apprentice and future daughter-in-law.

He Stupid was grossed out by him.Why did he always feel that his Master Amon was heading towards a strange path of no return?

He Chun simply called the little crab again. The little crab also has a mobile phone now, and contacted him yesterday morning.

The little crab doesn't like to talk very much, so when asked how he is doing now, he thought for a long time before replying dumbly: "Shasha said, we are going to rule the Strait of Malacca now, and then the Indian Ocean. In two days, we will march into the Pacific Ocean."

He Chun: "..."

When Luohe and the others found the Immortal Lake, they saw a little doll sitting on a country-style blanket under the sun, on the shore of the lake, and in the breeze with the fragrance of flowers and plants, and beside him was a mixed-race old man. ,

There are also two large baskets on the blanket, which are filled with various gourmet drinks.

The little baby and the old man are sharing the food in the basket. The old man looks at the little baby with kindness and love on his face. The little baby is recommending the corn juice that he thinks is delicious to the old man.

What a happy picture of grandparents and grandchildren enjoying themselves by the lake in early summer, so that people who see this scene can't help but relax, and want to sit by the lake like this.

Luohe swayed slowly, and greeted lazily: "Where's the picnic?"

Han Doudou looked up, saw the three of Luohe, and beckoned to them, "Come and eat."

Stupid to say, these people are temporary partners, since they are partners, we should treat them better.

Luo He was a little surprised, he didn't expect that the little doll who seemed so familiar with life would invite them to share delicious food so generously.

Old Mir nodded to the three of them when he heard Han Doudou speak.

Luo He simply pulled Gong Qiudong over and sat down on the corner of the blanket.

Old Mir smiled and gave them the food and drinks that Lanzihan Doudou didn't like.

The two thanked each other, and actually sat by the lake to eat, drink and enjoy the scenery of the lake and mountains.

Fu Yi walked over with a gloomy face and asked, "Where's He Shishi and that scarface?"

Han Doudou disliked him for his bad attitude, but because he was also a temporary partner, he reluctantly raised his tender finger and pointed at the lake as a gift.

Fu Yi frowned and turned to look at the lake.

The surface of the lake was blown shimmering by the breeze, reflecting the clouds in the sky. The water near the shore was very clear, and you could see the sand and rocks below. A thick emerald green can be seen.

Did He Chun and that scar face go to the lake?

The ring was missing, and for some reason, the first thing he thought of was the scarred face mask, and then he thought about other things such as the meteorite investigation team and the big black dog.As for the loss, with his care and the strength of the necklace, it was impossible.

Before Fu Yi woke up, he knew that this ring was extraordinary. After being robbed by that big black dog, he turned his suspicion from [-]% to [-]%.Although over the past nine years, he has absorbed most of the energy in this ring, but even if the ring has completely lost its effectiveness, he does not want to lose this ring.

He loves He Chun, there is no doubt about that.It's just that he was too young at that time, and didn't know what should be rare when he was rare. At that time, he was trapped by filial piety and family affection, blinded by ambition, and bound by worldly views. Know what to do with that person.

The result is more and more wrong, until it can no longer be recovered.

Originally, he thought he would never see He Chun again, but after nine years, that person reappeared, even younger.

At this time, he already has the ability to love someone well, but that person doesn't want to give him another chance to love him.

Fu Yi wanted to say to himself: Love is not the whole of life, you are already a cultivator, you have reached the golden core stage, you can leave this world and enter a higher level anytime, anywhere.Maybe the relationship with that person is just a test of state of mind, as long as you break through and look away, the sky will be high and the sea will be wide.

But the problem is that if people are really so easy to see, there won't be so many grievances, right and wrong in this world.

The more Fu Yi wanted to let himself see and let go, the more he couldn't see and let go.

Especially when he saw that there were other people around that person, he couldn't bear to look away.

Jealousy, like a poisonous snake, kept gnawing at his scarred heart.The pain of not being able to ask for it filled him with resentment.

remorse?He regretted too much, and he no longer wanted to just complain about himself. After two days of precipitation, he had made up his mind to snatch that person back and make him fall in love with him again.

Moxiu should have acted recklessly, shouldn't he?

Dr. Yang has been here for a long time, but no one greeted him at the scene. Luo He and Gong Qiudong directly joined the picnic team, and the eccentric Fu Yi stood by the lake, his whole body exuding a gloomy air.

Dr. Yang has been praised by others since he returned from his studies, and it is said that most of the scientific research workers are unsophisticated and have a bad temper, and he is angry with everyone just because of his temper.

His personality may not be pleasing, but he is professional and has a strong backstage. Anyone will give him some face, and those who need him will smile at him even if they don't like him.

But today, the three so-called dark blue children ignored him from the first moment they saw him, they were disorganized and undisciplined, they left whenever they wanted, without even saying hello.

After he provided the legitimacy of his own research, several people in Luohe refused to cooperate with him under the pretext of waiting for instructions from above, and even told him to discuss with the three children himself, and if they agreed, they would not object.

Dr. Yang was so angry that he couldn't do anything about it. The military was only here to help martial law and maintain order, and he had no right to mobilize or command them.

After inquiring from the soldiers that some children were coming to the fairy lake, they specially searched for them.

Dr. Yang saw that the other two older children were not there, and only one young child was there. He suddenly felt that the opportunity had come. Young children are always better at coaxing and intimidating.

As for Old Mir, Dr. Yang has completely ignored him. He thought that Old Mir was a kind of babysitter assigned by the task force to the Deep Blue children.

Luohe and the others are already investigating the details of Old Mir, but the old Mir's line is hidden relatively deep, and the national security has always been very strict in protecting offline intelligence personnel, even if the country's top leaders want to know their detailed information. Need to go through the program.

It's not that Old Mill didn't worry after knowing the origin of Luohe and the others, but he soon saw the special status of the three children in this organization, and immediately his heart was at ease.What are you afraid of, anyway, he has died once.And... are these children really the dark blue children that the government thought were transformed by a mysterious organization using meteorites?

Old Mill did not forget what the scar-faced boss told him, and the scar-faced mask also fulfilled his promise. Although it was only a short day, he had already begun to experience the changes in his body.

This kind of ability allows an old man to regain his youth and gain a longer lifespan, as well as gain extraordinary strength, but it is not through technological means. Can this be done by a "person"?

What's more, when he saw his little angel for the first time, the little angel was wearing ancient costumes similar to Huaxia's deep clothes, and he couldn't understand what they said at all. But in just a few days, the little angel just watched TV and newspapers and magazines. After learning R Mandarin, he even spoke Huaxia very fluently.

What's even more frightening is that Han Doudou actually found the nearest nuclear missile base of country R, ​​went deep into it, took him in for a tour, and asked him some questions, but none of the soldiers at the base noticed arrive.

So when Dr. Yang bent down and squatted down, and used his pitted face left by squeezing the pimples too hard, Old Mill just looked at him, and didn't stop him right away—some people always want to You know how to respect people when you hit a wall.

Yang Bo forced a smile on his face, "Hi kid, can you tell uncle what you are doing?"

Han Doudou: "...are you a fool?"

Yang Bo immediately frowned unhappily: "Why do you just open your mouth to curse?"

Not stupid, can't you see I'm eating?Han Doudou peeled off a banana and took a bite.

Yang Bo thought that these dark blue children had probably stayed in the research room all the time, and they might be less understanding of the world than he was, so he restrained himself and tried to communicate again: "Bananas are delicious, right? Uncle has more, as well as apples, oranges and watermelons." , do you want to eat? If you want to eat, go with uncle."

Han Doudou: This is probably the most retarded earthling he has ever seen.

It's just that the gangsters who tried to deceive him at the beginning were all smarter than this person.

But because he accidentally killed those bastards—he didn't know that the bodies of the people on Earth were so fragile. Originally, he just wanted to stun them, but in the end they choked to death on his own blood.Stupid had warned him that he was not allowed to kill the earthlings casually. Of course, if the other party had malicious intentions, he could beat him up casually, but he could not be seen by others when he was beaten, and he was not allowed to leave the body after beating to death.

Han Doudou thought, if this person wanted to abduct him again, he would go there at night and put this person in a sack and bury him at the bottom of the lake.

Yang Bo looked at the child indifferently, and said again: "Uncle will take you to play a game? It's a very fun game. Do you want to see what's inside your body?"

After Han Doudou finished eating the bananas, she motioned for Yang Bo to reach out.

Yang Bo thought the child was moved by what he said, so he immediately stood up with a smile on his face and stretched out his hand.

Han Doudou put the banana peel in his hands, and took out the eight-treasure duck specially made for him by the proprietress from the basket, divided it into four quarters, and gave a share to each person around him.Of course Fu Yi and Yang Bo have no share.

The Eight Treasure Duck was put into the No. [-] storage bag stupidly, it was still warm when it was taken out, and it is still hot now.

Yang Bo looked at the banana peel in his hand and endured it again and again.

Luo He and Gong Qiudong just looked at him and said nothing.If this person had good eyesight and saw that Han Doudou cut open an eight-treasure duck with his fingers so easily, he would know how to treat this child correctly.

But some people always think of themselves very high and others very low.

Yang Bo felt that this could not go on like this. Every minute and every second of operating the instrument is money. Their research team does not have unlimited funds. As mentioned above, if there are results, there will be investment. Find capable people to take charge.

Yang Bo wants to enter the National Academy of Sciences, but his qualifications are not enough, he must show his results as soon as possible!

"What's your name? Do you know that your behavior is particularly bad? Go check with me immediately, don't let me say it a second time, if you are so naughty again, don't even think about coming out to play in the future! You Do you want to be locked up?" Yang Bo threw the banana peel heavily on the ground, lowered his face and began to threaten Han Doudou.At the same time, he winked at the two security guards of the investigation team who followed.

Two security guards pulled out their tranquilizer guns and quietly approached Han Doudou from behind.

Gong Qiudong and Luo He sensed something and were about to stop it.

Han Doudou pointed to her nose, and asked cutely, "Close me?"

Dr. Yang: "Yes!"

The anesthesia bullet was shot, and Han Doudou grabbed it with his backhand. No one in the room saw his movement clearly.

Gong Qiudong and Luo He's speed could not be described as unpleasant. When the security guard fired an anesthesia bullet, they rushed over.

The security guard quickly aimed their guns at the two of them.

But the two were faster, they jumped to the side of the two security guards almost in the blink of an eye, and chopped down the two security guards to the ground with a knife in one hand.

Standing in front of the unconscious security guard, Luo He turned to face Dr. Yang, with a cold light in his eyes again: "Dr. Yang, you have crossed the line."

Dr. Yang swallowed, the series of changes was too fast, he hadn't reacted yet, and he wondered why the security guard hadn't fired the anesthesia bullet yet.

Han Doudou raised her face and said without a smile, "You sneaked up on me."

Dr. Yang looked at the two security guards who fell on the ground, and angrily pointed at the two of Luohe: "Not only did you not cooperate with our work, but you even obstructed us! I will report this truthfully. The loss must be borne by your task force!"

Luo He took out his mobile phone to take a photo for the security guard, and took another photo for Dr. Yang, and said at the same time, "Complaints are welcome."

Dr. Yang was even angrier, "What are you taking pictures of! Who allows you to take pictures of me casually!"

Before he finished speaking, a lot of bubbles suddenly popped out of his mouth.

"Ugh! Gududu..." A round water polo covered Dr. Yang's body.

Dr. Yang struggled desperately in the water polo.

Old Mir coughed.

Thinking that the people on earth are too weak, Han Doudou shrinks the water polo and only puts it on Dr. Yang's head.

Old Mill: What's the difference, please?

Dr. Yang repeatedly scratched his head with both hands, trying to break the water polo, but it was useless.

Unable to hold his breath anymore, he began to gulp down water, but it seemed like he couldn't finish the water polo, which was obviously not big.

Dr. Yang's face was bruised and he began to suffocate.

Gong Qiudong didn't want Han Doudou to get into trouble so soon, a small punishment would be enough, killing someone would be another matter, so he wanted to stop it.

Luo He grabbed Gong Qiudong and said indifferently: "Wait another 30 seconds."

Dr. Yang did not hear this sentence, but others did.

People who don't know Luo He thought he was cruel, and thought he wanted to teach Dr. Yang a lesson, but Gong Qiudong quickly realized that Luo He was telling Han Doudou in a disguised form, "You can only play for 30 seconds at most. ".

Gong Qiudong thought about it and thought it was better.Instead of rushing up to dissuade them, which is a waste of time and easily angers the children, it is better to use this method.

Of course, Luohe said this because he saw that although Han Doudou was xenophobic and arrogant, he was not cruel.

Old Mir had already started to look at the time and counted out the sound.

After 30 seconds, Han Doudou followed the example on TV and snapped his fingers, blowing up the water polo.

Dr. Yang coughed violently, lying on the ground coughing and spitting water.

The little doll in the bunny clothes stood up, walked to the side of the embarrassed Dr. Yang, grabbed his head and smashed it on the ground, picked it up to have a look, and saw that the bridge of the nose hadn't been smashed, so he did it again .

Luo He: I was wrong, this kid is really cruel!

Han Doudou's revenge did not end here. He smashed the bridge of Dr. Yang's nose, just seeing He Chun treat Dr. Wan like this, he thought it was very handsome, so he learned a little bit.

If He Chun knew that he had acted as a bad imitator, he would definitely be annoyed to death, but he doesn't know it yet.

The next thing was Han Doudou's idea. He saw that Dr. Yang's nose was broken, and his tears, nose, and blood were all smeared together. tie.

Dr. Yang: "...!"

While Dr. Yang was still unconscious, Han Doudou quickly stuffed another one into his right nostril.

Luo He: Where's He Shishi?What about Scarface?I beg anyone to come and take this little devil away quickly!

After dressing up Dr. Yang, Han Doudou took out his mobile phone to pat him, not forgetting to change his pose on the way.He wants to send these photos to Qianjin and they will share them~