world's most stupid

"Mr. Old Mir, do you want to go with us?" He Zhuzhu asked Old Mir with an expression like I was talking about business.

Old Mir looked at Han Doudou, would his little angel want to take him away?

Han Doudou hugged his stupid thigh, and was also looking up at Old Mir. Seeing that Old Mir didn't answer immediately, he immediately asked with a puzzled face: "Mir, didn't you say that you will always follow me from now on?"

You are the first little brother I have accepted on Earth, you dare not give me a try!Beat you!

Old Mir smiled so that the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes became deep and long, "Of course, my little sir, Old Mir will always follow you from now on."

This tone?He Chun raised his eyebrows, and pressed Han Doudou's head, you have something.

Han Doudou raised his head proudly, and said to his clumsy like a treasure: "Old Mir's cakes and sago are delicious! He said he would make snacks and drinks from many countries, and he also has a nutritionist certificate." And China's third-level chef certificate!"

"Well, it's amazing, we will have a good fortune in the future." He Chun's first impression of Old Mir was good, and Han Doudou, who can be picky, was willing to take it with him, and Sai Baize, who was well-informed, did not explicitly express his objection , then at least there is no problem with the character of Old Mill.

He Chun took old Mir as a matter of course, and he even thought about a series of matters such as how to leave him enough property for his retirement if they couldn't take away Old Mir a year later.

For He Chun, Han Doudou has become his responsibility, so everything related to Doudou is naturally his responsibility.Doudou is still young, and he doesn't think well about many things, so as a parent, he has to help Doudou think things through.

Amon rubbed the head of the stupid apprentice: The apprentice who dragged his family with him has to raise another one.But it doesn't matter, your master and I can also have a rich family when necessary, and you can raise it as you like. I can help you support as much as you want.

He Stupid wanted to shake off his master's big hand around his waist, but that hand was almost as cast as iron.

Seeing the expressions of the three children, Old Mir obviously accepted him, silently broke a leafy branch nearby and cleaned up the traces left by him as he walked.Although he is old, he can still do a lot for these children.

Huh?Old Mill stared.There was only one trace of him on the ground, and the other three children didn't even leave a footprint!Including the boy who climbed up from the river and came over in the mud.

When He Chun saw it, he said casually, "Don't bother, if someone can use this to find us, that's also a clue."

If they were ordinary people, they would naturally be afraid of going to trouble, but now He Chunba had to do more things, and the killing of the demons couldn't be ignored, especially with such a strange death.

With He Chun's words, the four of them still left some traces intentionally or unintentionally.

The four of them then crossed the river. Old Mir thought he was about to swim across and was about to take off his clothes when Han Doudou grabbed his arm and jumped.

Old Mir only felt a gust of cold wind hit his face, and he landed on the opposite bank in a short while.Looking back, the other two teenagers also jumped over.

Old Mir: ... Although the river is not very wide, it is 50 meters wide with the mud flat, right?Since you can jump over, why did that boy swim over?

Old Mir only felt that his baby and these two children were a mystery, but he didn't ask too much, just observed silently.

Back in the van, Amon grabbed He Stupid who wanted to sit in the passenger seat, and dragged him behind.

Seeing that Han Doudou sat at the back stupidly, he naturally followed.

"Hello, little guy." Luo He greeted Han Doudou with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Han Doudou replied to him very arrogantly and shamelessly: "Who is the little guy! Get out of the way, you are blocking me."

He Chun heard that he didn't accuse Han Doudou of being impolite, but he wrote down the account and planned to educate his little Doudou in the evening.But Doudou didn't open his mouth and shut his mouth, it's just you ordinary people, and he didn't hurt anyone, so it's progress?

Luo He: This kid is really annoying.But it's so cute!cute~

Han Doudou pushed away Luo He who was blocking the way, climbed onto the seat, squeezed to sit beside his stupid, and called Old Mir to come and sit down.

Seeing Luo He and Gong Qiudong, Old Mill's eyes narrowed slightly, but he still nodded calmly to the three adults in the car, and declined the little angel's invitation—there were already three people sitting in that row, and there was one more It was very crowded, so I turned to sit in the co-pilot seat.

Luo He and Gong Qiudong had already heard from He Shishi that they might bring one more person with them. They were not too surprised to see the old man, but Luo He had already taken a full-body portrait of the old Mir at the moment he raised his hand to say hello, and passed on the speed. Back to headquarters.

Soon someone will investigate everything about the old man until his deepest secrets are unearthed.

Seeing that He Chun was wet all over, Lao Wu said worriedly, "Wipe off your body quickly, the water in this river is not clean, be careful of getting sick."

He Chun said it was fine, if he thought about it, the water could be wiped out immediately.

Amon wiped his body with his big hand, and his damp hair immediately became dry.

Old Wu thought he was wrong, so he deliberately turned his head and looked again, his eyes were full of horror.In order not to arouse the vigilance of the people in the car, Old Wu hurriedly concealed his authenticity: "This river is no better than other rivers. Alas, in fact, the river here is not as good as before. I still remember how clear the river was when I was young. Going around is full of fish, but now... I am not saying that the economic take-off is not good, but because we are on the border, neither side pays attention to it, but we dare to discharge any mess into the river here, because the river is interspersed with the border If the responsibilities are unclear, there are even fewer people who are willing to take care of them.”

He Chun said calmly, "It will be fine."

"I hope so." Old Wu sighed greatly, started the van, looked at the rearview mirror and asked, "Where are you going? Should I go back to the place where I picked you up, or?"

He Chun had already made up his mind before getting into the car, and he also needed something to keep him normal: "Go to Wushi Town."

There was a flash of joy in Old Wu's eyes, and he replied very loudly: "Okay!"

The van drove up the river, passing by a fishing boat on the river.

The fishing boat drifted downstream along the river, followed by two other vehicles on the shore.

About an hour later, the experts who searched for the whereabouts finally found clues. The vehicles and fishing boats all stopped at the river bend where Han Doudou found the body before.

"The traces left here are the newest. You see, there was a trace of a human figure lying down here. The height and size match the missing monster. In addition, there are footprints here. Adults have a bad leg and use crutches .”

The expert who searched for traces followed the old Mill's footprints all the way, "This is a rut. The car prints went into the river, it's strange."

Soon, the people in the fishing boat floated up from the bottom of the river and brought up a wooden box containing red wine, "This thing got stuck on the gas pedal. This is a car accident that deliberately concealed its traces. The person who did it is an old hand, and there is no more Other superfluous things, not even a lighter."

"Strange, what does this man mean? If he found the body and took it away, he would definitely need a vehicle, but why did he deliberately drive the pickup into the river?"

The security captain was in a heavy heart, and ordered with a livid face: "Chapika, check the history of the wine box, there is the name of the store on it, if the person who bought the red wine is the disabled person, they should have an impression of the buyer. All the rut marks on the road were photographed, and you can find them if you can. The disabled man carried a corpse, and it was impossible for him to disappear out of thin air. He dared to abandon the car, which showed that someone must come to pick them up. Go further downstream and ask the border soldiers, ask Did they see suspicious boats and vehicles?"

The efficiency of this team was very high, and they found the small town of Bograchi that day, as well as the liquor retailer that was blackmailed.

The store owners did not call the police. The source of their money was unknown, and what they did was even more unclean. Calling the police would only leave a clue.But needless to say, the owners of this store and the people behind them hate Old Mill and the Cold Beans.

When he heard that someone was inquiring about a disabled person, the store owner immediately sold out Old Mir and Han Doudou. Unfortunately, the surveillance in their store was destroyed when Old Mir left. We cannot provide the most direct video, but only their detailed description. , It is also enough for the team to draw a clear portrait of the old and the young.

Before nightfall, the portraits of Old Mir and Ham Doudou had already reached Mary.

the other end.

Lao Wu introduced some local anecdotes to everyone while driving.

He Chun's body was stiff, he just felt that his master's arms were burning his whole body.How much he liked to get into Amon's arms before, and he insisted on teasing him if the other party didn't like him, but now, his master took the initiative to hug him, and he just wanted to jump out of the car.

However, Han Doudou kept pushing into his arms.He hugged Doudou on his lap, and his master hugged him.

"Master, do you know that if you develop an uncivilized relationship with me, it's called incest." He Stupidly said via voice transmission.

Amon: "Oh, then I announce now that you were expelled from the division an hour ago."

Stupidly angry, he grabbed the man's wrist and took a bite: "...Master, can you tell me why you suddenly got such thoughts? What did I do wrong to make you have such a misunderstanding? Tell me, and I'll change it! "

Han Doudou also wanted to jump up and bite the scar-faced Amon out a few holes, but he didn't dare, so he just grabbed Zhuzhu's hand tightly to show his ownership, and by the way, tried to kill him with fierce eyes. Die Amon.

Amon looked at the big and the young, and felt an intuitive sense of facing his wife and son, which put him in a good mood, so he said to his stupid apprentice: "It's hard."

"Huh? What's hard?"

"It's hard for you to change it." Amon ran his fingers along the boy's short hair stubble and then flipped it back, "You are old, like a plant that has reached the flowering stage, and your whole body exudes a seductive smell. Innate nature, cannot be corrected, even if you are a little monk. And even if you don’t move, the males around you will move around.”

He Stupid: "..."

Amon: "And your vision of finding a partner is really bad. You promised me to find a Taoist partner before. I must agree. I thought about it. Instead of letting you find a few more scumbags to ruin yourself, I'd better help you directly choose."

"Your choice is to do it yourself?" He Chun was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say.

Amon pulled the boy into his arms super calmly, and asked him, "Do you have an opinion?"

Of course I have an opinion!I'm so fucking opinionated!I never thought about having an uncivilized relationship with you all the time, okay?I really regard you as my master!

He Chun's mood was shaken, obviously this kind of thing was disgusting, he should resist and resist again, but facing Amon's indifferent eyes that seemed to have no emotion at all, he actually saw his master's special love for him?

Shit pity!There is no master who loves his apprentice, so he decides to treat his apprentice as his wife!

Moreover, and Amon's expression of righteousness that does not flow to outsiders, not only did he not feel ashamed, but he also felt a little proud?

Ow!God!There must be something wrong with his eyes!The spirit is so sick that I can't get any more sick!

"Let me tell you a joke." He Stupid's brain was burnt out, and he opened his mouth and began to bald: "Back then, an air-conditioning salesman saw that there was no air-conditioning in the Northeast. He was overjoyed. In order to seize the market and opportunities, Without discussing with anyone, he ordered a large number of air conditioners to be sent to the Northeast. He thought that this rare electrical appliance would be snapped up by the locals. As a result... one winter passed, and all the air conditioners he shipped were frozen. , the salesman went bankrupt, drove himself crazy, and ended up in a mental hospital."

People in the car: "..."

The driver, Old Wu, laughed and patted the steering wheel and said, "Oh my mother, why is this person so stupid? In our land, the hottest summer is July, but it's only about [-] degrees. Now in early May, the inland Some places are so hot that electric fans are needed? Here, it’s still zero degrees at night! The highest temperature during the day is only about ten degrees. Air conditioners are really unnecessary in our area. Rich people’s homes engage in floor heating.”

He Zhuzhu looked into his master's eyes, and said grimly: "It's funny, but there are quite a few idiots like this. Amon, I've heard a joke about a mother snake giving birth to a bunch of little snakes. She was worried that the little snakes would not grow up, so she ate them all."

Amon understood what the stupid apprentice meant. This kid was saying that he was giving him something he didn't need, and thought it was good for him, but doing so would only lead to worse results.

"He Zhuzhu, you seem to have made a mistake. I have no intention of persecuting you. I'm just telling you that when you need to vent and need a male to satisfy you, you don't need to go to someone else, just go to your master and me. Whatever you want, I can satisfy you."

He Zhuzhu froze, hehe: "So, master, do you still have some kind of mechanical rod function? What if what I need is not a rod, but a cup?"

Amon reacted for a second and squeezed the child's neck: "Hey, mess around, you will be expelled from the division if you commit crimes."

He Zhuzhu was furious, hugged Han Doudou and yelled at his master, not the kind of sound transmission: "Didn't you already kick me out? Just an hour ago! You said it yourself!"

"Well, I just took you back again."

"Why do you accept me if you want to accept me, expel me if you want to expel me, what do you think I am, a cockroach!" He Zhuzhu burst into tears.

Why cockroaches?Amon, who couldn't figure out what the stupid apprentice was thinking, looked at the stupid apprentice who was really crying, hugged him into his arms, and threw out the cold beans he was holding in his arms, and hugged him like a child Clumsy, caressing gently.

Stupid hugged Amon's chest tightly, buried his head in his arms, crying out of breath.He has a mental problem, which has not been resolved just because he was reincarnated and changed his body.In the past, his performance was stable, but there were no things around him that stimulated him too much, but since returning to Earth...

Han Doudou was thrown out of Stupid's arms, and she wanted to get angry first, but seeing Stupid crying like that, her heart ached so badly, she knelt on the chair, gently stroked Stupid's short hair, and asked worriedly: "What's wrong with Stupid? Who bullied you?" ? I'll beat him up for you."

Amon: "It's okay, he's getting sick, and he'll be fine in a while."

He Stupid: Fuck!You are sick, your whole family is sick!Wiping his face, he stopped crying and hugged Han Doudou into his arms again.

Han Doudou seemed to feel Duzhu's sadness, and he took out two pieces of Russian jelly from his raging pocket, opened Zhuzhu's hand, and put the jelly in his palm.

He Stupid held the jelly, his eyes were moist again, he couldn't help but lowered his head and kissed the top of the child's hair.

Seeing this, Amon also kissed the ear of the stupid apprentice reassuringly.

He Stupid covered his red ears with one hand, hugged his Doudou with the other, nestled in his master's arms and did not move.

Han Doudou dug out the fudge from Zhuzhu's hand again, peeled off one by one, and stuffed one for Zhuzhu and one for himself.

The two puffed up their mouths and chewed at the same time.

Luo He looked back at the freshman, middle school and junior, with smiles in his eyes, and he poked Gong Qiudong to make him look back too.

Gong Qiudong was calling out the map of Wushi Town to observe, so he ignored him.

Old Mill didn't take the three children's fuss too seriously. Although it was a bit weird for the half-grown boy to cry suddenly, he only thought that the half-grown kid was being bullied by another bigger one.He remembered that the children across from his house often fought, and the kid who was in high school was often beaten up by his elder brother until he cried loudly.

Old Wu didn't take it seriously, he laughed when he heard the boy's roar, and said, "Oh, the three brothers are fighting, the elder brother should let the younger brother, don't bully the younger brother all the time. .”

After that, apart from Lao Wu's voice, there was no other voice in the car, but Luohe felt that the atmosphere in the car was extremely gentle.

All the way, Lao Wu sent He Chun and his party to a hotel in the center of Wushi town.

"This is the largest hotel with the best facilities in our town. Their squirrel mandarin fish, Dongpo pork and oden cooking are all excellent. Many people even come from other cities to taste it. You just live here, what's the problem? Just give my name, or call me directly."

He Chun got out of the car, and when he saw the name of the restaurant, his expression changed for an instant.

Amon: "The mind is unstable, and the catastrophe of the heart is coming. Get over it, and you will advance to another level."

He Chun gave his master a big roll of the eyes, who is to blame for my unsteadiness?

Amon: The stupid apprentice dared to roll his eyes at him, no matter how you look at it, he really deserves a beating.

He Chun turned his head, looked diagonally across from the hotel, and looked away after a while.

Old Wu enthusiastically left his mobile phone number, and then greeted the lady boss, asking her to take good care of He Chun and his party.

The proprietress fully agreed, and asked the waiter to take He Chun and the others to choose a suitable room, and then personally instructed the kitchen to cook a table of delicious meals.

He Chun chose a room facing the street, located on the fourth floor, where he could see the surrounding scenery clearly.

Han Doudou wanted to share a room with He Chun, but was mercilessly thrown to Old Mir by Amon.

Old Mir opened the door and waited patiently for Han Doudou to come over.

He Chun didn't want to challenge his master's patience, so he said to Han Doudou, "Doudou, take care of old Mir."

Han Doudou looked back and saw the old Mir who was waiting for him, snorted, and warned Amon: "Don't bully Stupid!"

Amon didn't even move his eyebrows.

Han Doudou walked into the opposite room with heavy steps.

Amon closed the door and looked back to see the boy pushing open the window and looking out.

"Do you have any impression of this place?" Amon walked over and asked.

He Chun stepped aside a bit, "See the courtyard over there? That's the old house of Mr. Dao's family. I also ate at this restaurant when I was here last time. At that time, their family hadn't built a hotel building yet. "

"It looks like someone lives there."

"Maybe it's Master Dao's parents." He Chun recalled, "I remember when I was imprisoned, they were still alive."

"Have you been in touch with them?"

"It's not really a relationship, but they are Master Dao's parents. Although Master Dao didn't let me take care of them, but... I also ask people to send them something during the holidays, and give them a living allowance at the end of each year. Haven't actually come into contact with them."

The two chatted briefly, as if they had forgotten the conversation in the car.

He Chun also took out the corpse in the No. [-] storage bag and checked the wound on his chest: "This is a burn. If it wasn't done by the practitioner, then the weapon used to cut this body is probably a laser or something. .”

Amon didn't ask what is a laser, he just opened the phone webpage very skillfully, input laser by voice, and click search.

Seeing it, He Chun always felt that mobile phone electronic products would become a new trend in the cultivation world in the future.

He was not wrong, as the images of these experienced practitioners on the earth continued to broadcast and spread wider and wider, many products on the earth have aroused widespread interest from the cultivators in the cultivation world, and mobile phones and the Internet are the first things they want to think about. The item to imitate.It is said that there is already a great artisan who takes the lead, and intends to popularize the mobile version of the contact magic weapon to the six realms of cultivation in the shortest possible time.

When He Chun inspected the corpse of the demon boy, Amon told him: "This demon is a body-refining demon cultivator, the soul is still there, and the body will not die completely until the body is completely destroyed. If you find the heart and put it back for him , he's still alive."

He Chun paused, feeling inexplicably relieved, "That's good, this child doesn't look very old, it would be best if he could come back to life."

Originally, investigating the death of the demon boy was just an incidental matter, but after hearing what Amon said, He Chun became a little more serious.

After putting away the demon boy's body, He Chun took a shower in the room, changed his clothes and went downstairs to eat.Gong Qiudong has a cold heart and a warm heart, and he has sent them a new set of clothes from the inside out.This street is the center of the town, and next to the hotel there is a large supermarket that sells all kinds of groceries.

Amon grabbed the boy when he was going out.

He Chun turned around.

Amon raised his hand and rubbed the boy's head, and said, "Cry if you want to, Master won't laugh at you."

The corner of He Chun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help bursting out laughing. Suddenly, he felt like an idiot before, so he rushed forward and hugged his master's arm, rubbing against his master's arm like a fool: "Master, don't you really want to sleep with me?"

Amon: "Well, you can sleep with me, Master doesn't mind."

"Hahaha, well, I will remember this matter, and if I think about it in the future, I will come to you first." He Chun laughed like crazy, and the grudges in his heart just dissipated.He thought, Amon said these words, maybe he just saw that his mentality was unstable, and deliberately stimulated him so that he could vent.

Master, master, I will never say that you are cruel, perverted, indifferent and unreliable, you are the best and best master in the world!

The best master, Amon: The stupid apprentice's smile is really attractive, but unfortunately he is still too young. It is better to grow up and train his muscles to be stronger, so that he can be more durable.

When Han Doudou heard the laughter, he ran out of the room, and when he saw Chuzhu laughing like a fool, the child immediately laughed too, and jumped into Stupid's arms like a rabbit, "Stupid, how are you?"

"Okay, okay, next time I get sick again, I will allow you to beat me up." He Zhuzhu hugged his Doudou, and the two little fools went downstairs happily.

The old Mir who came out shuffled his head and nodded to Amon.

Amon turned to look at the old man and asked him, "Do you want to become younger and live hundreds of years or even longer?"

Old Mir was stunned, looking at the tall scar-faced boy in front of him, he felt as if he saw a demon who lured him to hell.