world's most stupid

Freshly baked bread and trays of tempting cakes of various flavors are placed in the polished glass cabinets.

Crackling, there was a little face on the glass case, and Han Douding stared at the mousse cake just put in with infinite affection, poking and poking at the glass surface with his little finger.

"Little ancestor, don't poke it, you have broken two pieces of the glass surface. This place is remote, and it is very troublesome to ask someone to come to change the glass." An old man with feet dragged slowly out of the kitchen. Blame, but with a smile in his tone.

"Come here, try the tiramisu I just made. Is it delicious?" The old man put the plate on the marble countertop and waved to the little one.

Han Douding didn't understand anything else, but he understood tiramisu. He left the glass cabinet without hesitation in an instant, ran to the marble counter, climbed up on the high stool and sat down.

The old man put one hand on the table and pushed the plate to him with a smile.

There was not only tiramisu on the plate, but also the chocolate mousse cake that Han Doudou was staring at just now, and a glass of sago.

"Thank you." Han Doudou politely expressed his thanks in R language.

The old man narrowed his eyes with a smile, and nodded his cheek, "You're welcome, baby, just give me a kiss."

Han Douding said "Oh, I don't understand", picked up the straw on the cup and took a big sip. He especially likes the sago in the sago dew, which is very interesting to poke and chew.

The old man came over with a cup of coffee, sat at the corner of the marble table, and watched the little one eat breakfast.

Seeing that the old man only drank coffee, Han Douding frowned, not understanding why he liked to drink such bitter bitter water, which was worse than medicine.

The old man looked at the extra half of the cake in front of him, and his heart softened into a puddle of syrup.He has been alone for too long, because of work, he can't even adopt a child, and he doesn't have any close friends.Lonely day after day, he thought that one day he would just die at home like this.

He did almost die silently that day...

"Eat." Han Douding pointed to the cake and ordered.

The old man made a helpless look, but in fact he was so beautiful in his heart, he picked up the fork in the small box on the table, inserted it into the cake and took a bite.

Seeing that he ate obediently, Han Douding nodded in satisfaction, and began to sip his tiramisu and the remaining half of the chocolate mousse. I just learned to use a knife and fork within two days.

Looking at the little boy's movements, the old man made a judgment in his heart again: this child must have come from a very good family, and generally children of this age would never be able to develop such good eating habits without strict guidance from their family members.

But if this child has a good family background, why does he appear here?There are so many troubles?

That's right, the old man is the owner of the cake shop that Han Douding traded a bear for a few pieces of cake and milk.

What the old man didn't tell others was that since that transaction, children have been coming to his store frequently.

What others don't know is that this disabled old man of mixed race who is said to have lost his wife and children after a car accident and opened a cake shop in this remote town, and has been there for more than 20 years, is actually a spy sent by Huaxia.

The relevant information about Han Douding in this town was handed in by him, but ever since Han Douding went out to play in a fighter jet and then came back, he never submitted any information about the child. He even intentionally or unintentionally concealed the existence of this child from the people in the town.

That day, he fell on the ground between the kitchen and the storefront. He knew he was going to die, and the cold air from the ground penetrated directly into his heart and lungs.

He couldn't help recalling his life, but found that he had never really loved anyone, nor was he loved well. He didn't have a family, a lover, or a child. He didn't even have a friend to talk about. .

His life was so bleak?

He was crying, closed his eyes and waited silently for death, but unexpectedly a little angel came to him.

When he woke up and saw his little angel again that day, he thought that his life was given by his angel again, and if his little angel was willing, he would live the rest of his life for his little angel too.

"Mir, TV." Han Douding pointed to the small TV set on the marble table.

"My name is Vladimir, not Mir." The old man pretended to shake his head angrily, reached out to turn on the TV, and tuned to the children's TV.

Han Douding said not to watch children's TV, he wants to watch military TV!

The old man had been with him for a few days, so of course he knew what he wanted to watch, but he just wanted to tease him, he broadcast it over and over again, but he didn't show the military station to him.

Han Douding got angry and slapped the table.

"Crack."

elder:"……"

Han Douding bowed his head: Ah, you did something bad.

Han Douding's fat and tender little fingers traced the cracks on the countertop, and he really wanted to have the ability to restore the countertop.But even if his single-water attribute gave him a certain talent in healing, it would be fine to heal people, how would Marble recover?

The old man rubbed his face, "It's okay, don't worry about it, this stone is too brittle."

Han Douding didn't understand the old man's words, but his thoughts were in sync with the old man's: don't blame me, it's all because the rock is too weak!I'll go to the mountains to dig a stronger piece later and bring it back to make up for it.

Having figured this out, Han Douding immediately stopped worrying about the matter, and ordered the old man to release the military station for him to see.

The old man smiled and switched the TV to the military station, and shuffled to the kitchen.He planned to sell the house and shop together when he ran out of materials in the kitchen, and take his little angel out of the town.

He knew very well that his little angel of unknown origin but with terrifying abilities had attracted the attention of two countries. If he wanted to protect him well, he had to take him away as soon as possible.

The faster he is, the less frizzy he is. He has to clean up every step to ensure that no one will catch his tail.

Sai Baize came out, and said half ironically and half dangerously: "Congratulations, you have tamed your first little brother on Earth, and you will have another earth native steward in the future."

Han Douding waved his hand, saying that this is nothing, he will have more younger brothers in the future.

Sai Baize felt from the child's attitude that the old man was not his opponent, and Han Douding should still put He Duchu first and him second in his heart.So, as a contractor, he reminded again responsibly: "When do you plan to start doing the task? He Stupid, don't you contact me?"

Han Douding waved his little paw again, and said proudly, "There's no rush, we'll talk about it after I bring down this country."

He wanted to startle Stupid, hehe!And in this way, he will have people from a country to help them find mission targets in the future.

This is not the first time that Sai Baize has heard the idea of ​​a child. As a well-informed veteran cultivator, he really doesn't think this wish is too difficult for Han Douding. Isn't it just to conquer a small country in the mortal world? What's the big deal?

"Actually, you don't need to study their weapons that much. You just need to find a musical instrument, and then find... what people on Earth call a loudspeaker, and you can conquer this country as quickly as possible."

Master Han Douding sighed and taught him: "Bai Bai, don't be such an idiot, I don't want to have another younger brother. My music is not a weapon, it will only sublimate the soul of the listeners instead of killing them."

Sai Baize shut up.Yes, yes, the soul has been sublimated, so it's no wonder that you don't die.Damn!It's all about He Stupid, that obsessive listener. Everyone else is going to die under the torture of Han Douding's music. He is the only one who either applauds or encourages, and denies all outside criticism.And Han Douding, the naturally arrogant master, will only choose what he wants to hear, all criticisms and opinions, if he doesn't like it, he will listen, no, see!

When Han Douding studied the country's force value based on the R country's military station, and planned to conquer the country, He Stupid was blocked in the corridor.

Fu Yi waited for two full hours.

After the meal, someone arranged for everyone to rest. The members of the special case team had already transferred the salute here in advance because they had received the news a long time ago.

Now most of the task force members have gone to the lobby to find relevant people to pick up their salutes, and then they will get their dormitory numbers.

Li Weiguo will also stay here tonight, and Lao Hu has a place to stay in the local area.

Tomorrow the special case team will start working officially, and Li Weiguo originally planned to take He Chun and the two back to Beijing by special plane early tomorrow morning.

However, He Chun's desire to visit his family early and find Han Douding and his family surpassed his desire to meet the top leader of the country, and there will inevitably be a lot of entertainment waiting for him when he goes to the capital. The earth is for life, so it is beneficial and harmless to establish a good relationship with the top leaders of the country.But he is a master who will definitely leave the earth in the future, what's the use of him going to the capital to make connections now?It's not necessary either.

It's better to do real things directly.

What's more, Li Weiguo and the others didn't want them to start working quickly. The reception was an act that would reduce blood for both parties. It would be better to have less or less.

As for whether they will make some people in the capital look down on them or something...

Does a billionaire care if people say he has no money?

He Chuzhu, who was about to choose a room with the staff, looked at the man approaching with a murderous look, and scratched his brows. What does this man want?

Fu Yi actually didn't want to make himself seem so impulsive, he told himself several times to be calm, but after enduring the whole meal, he couldn't bear it anymore.

At the dinner table, the boy who looked like He Chun's reincarnation had been serving the scar-faced boy.

After a while, I help him pour tea, and if the tea is not good, I change the drink for him, and if I don't like the drink, I change it back to tea.

I also give him cloth dishes from time to time, telling him that this is delicious and that is delicious.

The scar-faced boy was not only cold-faced, but also very difficult to serve. When someone tried to toast him, he ignored him. In the end, it was the boy who looked like He Chun who helped him smooth things over.

When Fu Yi saw that the young man named He Shiyi removed the fishbone, peeled off the shell of the shrimp, dipped it in the seasoning, and almost put the food into the mouth of the scar-faced boy, one was not counted. Young hearts burst with envy!

In the past, these were all the benefits he could enjoy!

Even He Chun's adopted daughter, who claims to be the most favored, has never been taken care of so carefully by him.

He Chun is such a blunt and hypocritical bastard. If he likes you, he will treat you with all his heart and soul, and will do anything for you.But if he treats you in a normal way or hates you in his heart, then he will treat you in a normal way, but you can't see it, it's so bad!

At the beginning, He Chun was so kind to him, but he was preconceived and always thought that the bastard was playing with him. When he later found out that the bastard really liked him, the situation had developed to an irreversible level.

He Chun is a poison, the poison is so delicious that it makes you want to eat it once, but after you eat it, you know it's poison but you can't quit.

He Chun is also a wine, a mellow wine that seems to be stable but not surprising, but has a strong stamina. When you think that you can drink as much as you want, you will be drunk to death in his arms.

After experiencing a person like He Chun, Fu Yi would find other people boring, no matter how beautiful and handsome he was, he couldn't arouse his interest.

What he couldn't say and let the outside world know was that he locked that person in a mental hospital for two years, and that person went crazy, so how could he become normal again.

In those two years, his feelings were distorted, and his desires were also distorted.

No matter how intense the normal mating method is now, it can't stimulate him to stand up, but as long as he thinks about that person and the two years they have experienced together, he will immediately explode like a ignited firecracker.

It's you, and it's because of you that I became like this.

I have sunk into hell, but you want to stand on it and stare at me, no, you don't even want to look at me more, want to just leave?

How can it be!

He Chun, you dragged me into hell, then you can only stay in hell and perish with me.

He Chun stopped, and Amon, who was walking side by side with him, also stopped.

The staff who led them were stunned, then smiled and greeted Fu Yi who also stopped on the opposite side: "Hello, I'm sorry, we have to go there, can you let me go?"

Fu Yidong didn't move.

At this time, anyone who looked at it could see that this person was looking for trouble.

The staff frowned. He is also one of the staff members of the special case team, but he is in charge of logistics. Today, Major General Hu specially called him over and told him to tell him that he can do whatever he wants. Their logistics team specially set up a nanny team to take care of the lives of these two people.

In short, they have to take good care of these two children from basic necessities of life to physical health to mental hygiene!

After being told in this way, the staff felt that they had a heavy responsibility, and there was also a personal reason that made him look very pleasing to the eyes of the young He Shiyi, so it was not only out of work requirements, but he also wanted to take good care of the two in his heart. Children, and helping them choose a room is his first job, how can he allow others to destroy it?

"I remember that you are the captain of a certain detachment of the Coast Guard, right? What's your surname?" The staff deliberately took a step to block the unfriendly gaze towards the two children.

Fu Yi shifted his gaze to the staff who blocked him, "I'm Fu Yi, do you have any questions?"

"Yes, you are blocking our way." The staff member said with a smile on his face.

"you are?"

"Logistics support."

"Zhizhi?" The name was so special that it immediately attracted the attention of the other three people present.

Zhizhi said calmly: "The former branch is the supportive branch, and the later knowledge is the knowing knowledge."

At this time, the little spiders suddenly hesitated and said: "My lord, this one is called Zhizhi, and his breath is a little bit like yours."

Xiao Yuanyuan emphasized her tone, and said delicately, "Only a little bit."

Little Lan Dian even said: "He... is a bit scary, my lord, let's not get close to him, shall we?"

He Zhuzhu heard this, and looked at this support staff carefully again. Just now he only regarded him as an ordinary person, but since the little spiders said that this person is a little scary, then this person must not be ordinary scary.

But he looked and looked, maybe it was just because of the back view, he couldn't see anything extraordinary about the other party.

He also scanned the opponent with his spiritual sense, but he didn't see anything special.

"Amon, do you think there is anything special about the person in front?" He Zhuzhu sent a voice transmission to his master.

Amon returned: "Judge yourself."

Veins popped out of He Zhuzhu's forehead.Master bastard, he's becoming less and less cute!

Fu Yi considered that the other party was one of his own, and he was still a logistics staff that could not be offended. Thinking of not seeing each other in the future, Fu Yi's expression softened a little, "Xiaozhi, right? He Xixi and I have something private to say, can you give me some time?" ?”

Zhi Zhi's gaze suddenly drooped, and he quickly turned around the position of the second button of Fu Yi's shirt, then raised his eyes to look at Fu Yi's face, and turned his body sideways: "If He Shiyi and the others agree, I naturally have no objection. "

Fu Yi said that he wanted to chat with He Shiyi alone.

Before He Chun could speak, Amon beside him suddenly disappeared... no, he suddenly became smaller, his tall body suddenly became shorter, and he suddenly thought he had disappeared.

The other three were shocked by this scene.

Amon, who looked only about four or five years old, was wearing a big shirt and fat pants that couldn't fall off. He stepped on a pair of big slippers, raised his head, hugged his apprentice's thigh without hesitation, and said openly: " The energy is gone."

He Stupid: Liar!You don't need energy at all to grow bigger or smaller.

Amon: I said yes.

Logistical notification: Oh my god, a big change!No, it's rejuvenation, in seconds!This is simply... Madam is too shameless~

Fu Yi: Is this scarred face a teenager or a child?

Those who followed him quickly wrote down: the key to the transformation of the scar-faced boy named Amon is energy.

Amon opened his arms and said indifferently, "Hug."

He Tumbled trembled at the cuteness of the shrunken master, and immediately bent down to pick him up, and couldn't help rubbing his little face.Oh my mother, such a lovely master.

Amon actually held back and didn't slap him away, and even reached out to wrap his arms around his neck actively.

The logistics support staff bent forward very diligently to pick up the slippers that little Amon had dropped on the ground.

Fu Yi coughed, "He Shishi, can we talk?"

He Stupid looked unhappy, "Who are you? What can I do for you? Can we talk about it tomorrow? We want to rest."

Fu Yi stared at his face and asked directly: "Do you know He Chun?"

He Chuchu: "Who is he?"

Fu Yi: "Your surname is also He, have you never heard of this name?"

He Zhuzhu: "You don't want to tell me that the man named He Chun is my father?"

Fu Yi: Damn it!You pretend!I'll see how long you can pretend.Don't think that I can't recognize you if you change to a younger skin, even if you are burned to ashes, you bastard, I will still know you!

"Yes, that's what I guessed. You are very similar to him, very similar. Whether he is your father or not, you must be related by blood." Is he, Fu Yi, so easy to dismiss?

He Stupid: This bastard is really not a joke!On the first day we met, I rushed to make trouble for me.Damn, I still want to beat him to death, and I must not let him go.

Now everyone in this building probably knows that Fu Yi is looking for him.Did the people who didn't see the two sides come back when they saw that the situation was wrong?Some people came here and circled around before leaving.

Why did this insidious bastard, Fu Yi, become so restless?He would never have done such a remarkable thing before.

But after he saw Fu Yi, he knew this would happen, but he didn't expect it to happen so soon.

Touching his own face, this face seems to be [-]% like his original face, I don't know if it's a coincidence, or it's caused by the heart.It is very likely that this body contains his soul, so the originally only four-fifth aspect of the face, plus the acquired temperament and other reasons, become very similar.

From this face, from Fu Yi, plus some flaws he deliberately exposed, I believe the higher authorities will find the He family soon. He has always known how terrifying the power of the state machine is.

If there is no Fu Yi, he will secretly find the He family, and will not let anyone know.Even if the country finds out, it doesn't matter. He has no blood relationship with the He family, so at most, he can only draw a conclusion that looks like a pure coincidence.

But after seeing Fu Yi, he had to make second-hand preparations.After Fu Yi knew that he was still alive, it would be more beneficial for the He family to let the country know that he had a relationship with the He family. At least the country would take the initiative to help him protect the He family before he completely eliminated the power of Fu Yi and his father. Home.And when Fu Yi and his father's power were being followed by the country, even if they wanted to attack the He family, they had to think more about it.

Afterwards, when he completely solves Fu Yi's family, even if he leaves the earth, as long as he leaves a clear message that he will come back in the future, I believe that there should be no one on earth who is not open-eyed and will go out of his way to trouble the He family.

But now, the facts tell him that his second-hand preparations are correct, and that Fu is still such a jerk!With Fu Yi intervening, even if he has no blood relationship with the He family... the surname Fu will not care about this, as long as he confirms that He Shishi is He Chun, it is enough for him to use the He family as a raft for him.

Well, he still needs to kill this bastard and his father, so that his He family will be truly safe.

He Chun thought a lot, but only a second or two passed.

Seeing that he was hugging that little scarred face, Fu Yi said in a commanding tone, "I want to talk to you alone, just the two of us."

fuck you!He Chun really wanted to agree to him, and then find a place where no one was around and beat him up.But... His master really hugged his neck tightly, and his intuition told him that if he dared to put his master down at this time, he would not want the organs above his neck.

It seems that Amon also likes gossip.He stupidly thought naively.

Amon put his arms around the stupid apprentice's neck with one hand, looked sideways at Fu Zha who was opposite, and slowly, slowly pressed his face to the stupid apprentice's face, and wrapped the stupid apprentice's face with the other free hand. Apprentice's neck.

Feeling that something was missing, Amon thought of the bad habit of the stupid apprentice, so he opened his mouth and bit the boy's cheek.

He Chuchu: It's over!Master's condition worsened.Could it be that he got too close to the trash heart that he abandoned and was influenced by Fu Yi?Master, you can't be so unreliable at a critical moment!

Fu Yi's face turned ashen, and the bloodshot eyes that had finally subsided appeared again.

This little Scarface was protesting against him!

He has also done this kind of male urinating and taking up space, so he is very familiar with it!

And this little scarface is not a real child, he can still become a tall and strong boy like just now.

He Shishi is about the same age as him, and they are so close, could they have already...

Fu Yi's heart was on fire!As long as he thinks of his He Chun opening his body for others, he will go crazy!

you are mine!mine!Death is mine too!

Fu Yi is capable of killing himself, but still wants to imprison his lover in a mental hospital for the rest of his life and never let him go free. How can he tolerate being alive on both sides, especially when he still loves that person? That person watched his lover hug someone else when there was no one else but that person?

Fu Yi's murderous intent was revealed, and Amon was even more murderous.

The rats and insects in the entire corridor avoided, peeking people and passers-by were all trembling with fright, and the logistics officer stood between the two, feeling that he was about to be shot into a sieve by the murderous intent of both sides.

The little spiders nestled on He Zhuzhu's body screamed in horror: "It's terrible, the big devil is going to kill people! Great king, great king, let's run away!"

He Stupid, who was not in the situation at all: "Hey, what are you doing across the way? What do you mean by looking at our child like this? Are you trying to scare him? If you have the guts to come at me, what's the point of rushing at a child!"

Fu Yi was furious, his eyes were red on the spot: You help him!You actually helped him talk about me!That's a bullshit child, that's obviously a grown man!You are blind, you were blind before, and you are even blinder now!You just can't keep your eyes open!

Seeing the pitiful face on the other side who was about to cry, Amon stroked the back of the stupid apprentice's head in praise, thought for a while, and slapped him on the cheek again.Anyway, he is a child now, he can do anything.