world's most stupid

华夏2017年5月2日,上午9：27分，南沙群岛附近。

An ocean observation ship from Huaxia Capital University was the first to discover five islands, one large, four small, and five later known as Zhangjia Five-Star Island.

Later, fishermen and other professionals living in this sea area also discovered this sudden island group one after another.

In the Nansha Islands, which originally had only small and large reef beaches, a large island with a combined land area no less than one-third of Ryukyu appeared, and it appeared suddenly.

This incident shocked the world as soon as it was reported.Well, it should be said that at the same time that the ocean observation ship of Huaxia Capital University discovered these five islands, a large number of media in China and the world had already obtained the news, and rushed to the five islands in various ways in just two hours. near the island, and the real peak of media arrivals was in the days that followed.

Because of various reasons that you know but can't say, as soon as these five islands were discovered, many countries immediately sent relevant ships to occupy the territory.

But when these ships arrived near the five islands, they found a large number of sharks swimming, and the Chinese flag had been erected on the five islands, and there were obvious ancient Chinese buildings on the five islands.Especially on the largest island, located on the open land in the middle half of the island, a huge ancient archway engraved with the words "Zhangjiadao" can be seen from a long distance from the sea.

At that time, fishermen on a fishing boat from a certain country claimed that they saw a Huaxia Coast Guard patrol boat illegally crossing the sea border of another country, but the media and organizations that arrived afterwards did not find the "illegal" Huaxia Coast Guard patrol boat.

At that time, many people thought that the five islands were uninhabited, but the facts quickly slapped them in the face.

The owner of the island group appeared, calling himself Zhang Yaozu, and invited many well-known media workers to enter the island as guests. The island group is dedicated to the current Chinese government in exchange for Chinese nationality.

"According to the evidence presented by the island owner Zhang Yaozu, the Zhang family came from the Southern Song Dynasty of China. Since the Southern Song Dynasty, these five islands and the nearby reefs belonged to the Zhang family and the Southern Song Dynasty. The title deeds legally traded by the local natives..."

"Dear audience, we can see that the buildings on the island already have a considerable history. These buildings were all first built in the late Southern Song Dynasty, which played a very important role for archaeologists to study the architectural humanities of the Southern Song Dynasty..."

"Some people in both countries P and M claim that the Zhangjia Islands have not been invisible since ancient times. Some old fishermen have arrived at the islands, and some people have made transactions with the residents of Zhangjia Islands. However, during World War II, the islands It suddenly disappeared, and the nearby sea area has since become the famous devil sea area, and all fishermen and boats that disappeared in the nearby waters have never appeared again..."

"The Zhang family's island dedication ceremony will be held at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning. At that time, media from all over the world will be there to broadcast live. The Chinese government has sent a large number of garrisons and cruise ships for this. V, M, P and other countries have protested. However, the Zhang family has the ownership of the Zhang family island group that cannot be shaken by any national law, and the division of power in the Nansha Islands will be turbulent again..."

"After the Zhang family donates the islands, they will have the right of permanent residence and joint development of the island group, because the island group has fertile soil and a pleasant climate. The Zhang family intends to cooperate with the government to jointly develop the tourism industry..."

Snapped!The TV is off.

The little spiders in the cabin screamed together: "My lord, we still have to watch!"

He Chun collapsed and pointed out of the cabin: "We've landed, and we'll find a place for you to see your fill after we get ashore!"

Go back in time for three days.

After Amon collected all the extraterrestrial monsters on the Zhang family island group to He Chun, the leaked evil energy was wrapped by He Chun's own silk, and the strange magnetic field that once covered the entire island group disappeared, and the Zhang family island group once again disappeared. appear before the world.

After He Chun felt the change in the magnetic field, it was too late to continue making storage bags, so he immediately found Wei Changjiang and others to say so.

Wei Changjiang immediately asked the deputy captain to contact his superiors urgently, and for such a major matter as land ownership, the response speed of any country will not be slow, and the Huaxia government has shown extremely strong action in this matter.

It is not suitable for the coast guard to appear as the first spotter, after all, they have crossed the public sea "illegally".

So the ocean observation ship of Capital University, which was nearby, was ordered to rush over as quickly as possible, and at the same time, important media in China and even all over the world were also notified.

During this period, a strange scene appeared on the beach of Zhangjiadao's largest island.

A baby shark was carrying a small sea turtle the size of a child's palm, and seven small white spots, which were only a little bigger than the tip of a needle, appeared on the beach.

"My lord, lord! We finally found you!" The seven little spiders quickly climbed down from the little turtle, and rushed to the boy who was talking to the coast guards on the shore.

He Chun turned his head and ran to the beach with a feeling. When he saw the little spiders, his eyes instantly smiled: ah, the babies are here!

Xiao Shaxing, carrying a little sea turtle on his back, asks the marine police for something to eat. He wants to invite his best friend Geng Xiaowu from the demon world to eat special products from the earth.He had already eaten all the ham sausage and instant noodles on the patrol boat, so he specially brought Geng Xiaowu to find the coast guard on the shore.

Just a word of gossip, it is said that all the tortoises who have developed spiritual wisdom in the realm of comprehension are all surnamed Geng, and it is said that this surname can bring good luck to the tortoises.

The seven little spiders climbed onto He Chun's body, shouting one after another: "My lord, my lord, do you know where we were thrown for this stupid mission?"

"It's the sea! The legendary sea!"

"We almost drowned!"

"That's right, if Geng Xiaogui hadn't saved us, we would have become food for those fish!"

"My lord, we miss you so much. We chased your smell all the way here, but Geng Xiaogui couldn't get in. It said there is a natural formation here."

"We are not afraid of formations, what formations can stop us!"

"That's right, so we came in and got lost. There is no natural formation here at all! Geng Xiaogui misread it!"

"Fortunately, that weird power disappeared soon, and then we found you!" The little spiders cheered, the journey was not easy.

He Chun was overwhelmed by the pile of words. When Amon came over, the excited little spiders immediately shut up.

But within two seconds, Xiao Yuanyuan suddenly yelled, "Ah! The devil has grown up!"

After that, there was a cry of "oh my god".

He Chun couldn't help but laugh, stretched out his finger, and pricked a drop of blood to comfort the suffering and frightened little spiders.

The little spiders happily absorbed the drop of blood, feeling that all their hard work had paid off.

"If the devil king grows up, he will grow up. Anyway, we are covered by the king. Huh? The taste of blood seems to be a little different from last time." Little Blue Dot was the first to notice the difference.

Xiao Yuanyuan felt it, "Well, it's a little sweet."

He Chun listened to the little spiders commenting on the taste of his blood, smiled and greeted Xiao Shaxing and Geng Xiaogui who helped the little spiders, and gave a special thanks to Geng Xiaogui.

"My name is Geng Xiaowu, not Xiaogui." Geng Xiaowu said in a low voice.

"Hello, Xiaowu, thank you for helping my companion. My name is He Chun, and you will be my friend from now on. If you need anything, please contact me." He Chun really wanted to give Geng Xiaowu a gift, but the previous storage bag He couldn't open it, and he didn't have anything in his hand at the moment, so he could only owe it first.

"Well, it's nothing, it's a small matter." Geng Xiaowu said generously, "Thank you for taking care of Xing Xing, I heard from him that the natives here treated him to a lot of delicious souvenirs."

Little Shark yelled: "He didn't take care of me! I was helping him!"

He Chun said honestly, "Yes, we are helping each other."

Geng Xiaowu: "You are a good person, nice to meet you."

So, we all became good friends.The world of children is so simple!

When He Stupid was happy, he stretched out his hand and pulled off the thumb-sized extraterrestrial monster attached to his belly button, and gave it to Geng Xiaowu together with the silk wrapped outside: "This is for you. It is said that the refining It is good for cultivation."

Amon: "..."

Geng Xiaowu expressed his gratitude, and didn't feel that his new friends would harm him, so he opened his mouth and swallowed the lump.He was born with a space in his belly, and now he came to the earth. Due to the restrictions of the rules, he cannot take out the things in the space, but it is no problem to swallow it.

Xiao Shaxing didn't discover the New World until this time and shouted generally: "Where's the little scarface beside you? How did it become a big scarface? Is this his own brother? Why do they all have scarfaces?"

Your family is scarred!He Zhuzhu said calmly: "Oh, this is Amon. He grew up after absorbing the weird energy here."

"So that's it! I said why did the weird energy disappear." Little Shark Star suddenly realized, a little envious and jealous: "I knew this weird energy could make living beings grow up quickly... Humph!"

Geng Xiaowu patted Xiao Shaxing's back soothingly. Xiao Shaxing really wanted to grow up quickly so that he could beat up his brothers and sisters who were always robbing him of food, but the Yaozu always grew very slowly, especially when they were young. It was horribly long.

He Dichou, who met new friends, took the little spiders to find Zhang Yaozu in a particularly good mood.He had just learned about Zhang Yaozu's coma from the coast guard, and was about to solve this problem——Zhang Yaozu could be in a coma at any time in the future, but now he had to appear healthy and sane.

He Chun and the doctor on the patrol boat checked Zhang Yaozu's condition together. Fortunately, Zhang Yaozu was only temporarily stimulated too much. His body is actually healthier than a 40-[-]-year-old man.

He Chun only absorbed the uncontrollable evil energy in Zhang Yaozu's body, and Zhang Yaozu woke up on his own, but his lower limbs were still affected by the stroke. He could move a little before, but now he is completely paralyzed.However, Zhang Yaozu has become accustomed to the state of being unable to walk with his lower limbs, so he is not unacceptable to this result.

After that, He Chun "healed" the two Zhang family members designated by Zhang Yaozu. They were all middle-aged men who suffered from evil transformation but were sane, and their bodies had no obvious mutations.

He Chun told Zhang Yaozu: "The energy contained in the meteorite can indeed transform the human body, but not all of them are changed in a good direction. Maybe human intervention is useful to some extent, but since you have learned genetics from the victims, you should also clearly think about it. It takes a very long time to obtain a stable gene, which is the biggest reason why the Zhang family and the indigenous people cannot have children."

Zhang Yaozu suddenly asked him: "Did you get rid of all the meteorites on the island?"

Before He Chun answered, Amon came in.

Zhang Yaozu looked puzzled when he saw this tall boy who was both unfamiliar and familiar.

He Chun simply pointed at Amon, and said nonsense: "He has absorbed all the meteorites on the island. You know him, he is the little one from before. In fact, Amon is as old as me, but he has a certain genetic disease and has been unable to grow up. , I didn’t expect that using the meteorite here to fight poison with poison would actually cure his dwarfism.”

That's what he explained to the coast guard before.As for whether the coast guards believe it... As a senior in the police force, He Zhuzhu said: The brains of today's young people are really scary!

Amon: Dwarfism?Traitor, your butt is itchy, isn't it?

"You said he, he is the little doll from before?!" Zhang Yaozu was dumbfounded, unable to believe it.

He Chun made an expression that was just like that, "If you want to keep the Zhang family from further mutation and restore their reproductive function to normal, you must get out the meteorite energy that they can't digest and absorb at present. It's inappropriate For example, it’s as if a person can only eat half a catty of rice, but if you insist on stuffing him with a hundred catties of compressed dry food, will he be fine?”

Zhang Yaozu stared at Amon, his eyes flickering: "If we get out the excess meteorite energy in our body, will our body continue to mutate? Can we have a normal lifespan? Will the child born be affected?"

He Chun replied very honestly: "I don't know, the only thing I can guarantee is that after the excess meteorite energy leaves your body, your condition will not deteriorate further, and the human body has a certain ability to repair itself. And the transformation of meteorite energy has great impact on You're not all bad, and anyone who survives the initial change will have a massive improvement in physical fitness, as I think you've discovered."

Zhang Yaozu acquiesced.

"It's actually better if the Black Membrane and Frogmen don't continue. In the future, Zhangjiadao will return to the world. If there are descendants of these two tribes, have you ever thought about how they will deal with themselves in the eyes of the world? Or You want them to live in the lab forever?"

When he said this, He Chun didn't know that a first-generation black-membrane man and a mutant frogman naturally gave birth to a child.When he later found out about this matter, he just lamented how great the power of nature is, so he didn't pursue this matter any more, and let nature develop naturally.

"I hope that the residents and creatures on the island can be protected by the Chinese government. This is what you promised me."

"Of course. But if you are all mutated, and you don't even have a human body, what do you rely on to protect the life on the island? Even if the Chinese government is willing to protect you, the initial period is the most unstable. Your secret, suddenly jumped out and said that you are all mutated monsters infected by the virus, and demanded to destroy you and even Zhangjia Island, and then no matter how many missiles were thrown at 21, and then it was said that terrorists did it, you let the Chinese government What can I do? As the owner of the island, you should also understand that this kind of political wrangling is the most annoying, let alone revenge for you in the end, maybe the nearby seas will be designated as infected seas."

Zhang Yaozu was silent.

He Chun cursed in his heart.Before, he only thought about passing on the family line, but when he found that this problem could be solved, and the strange magnetic field surrounding Zhang's island had disappeared, the old man Zhang began to hope for other things again.

But isn't that how people are?If you have health, you want wealth, and even power.And force is the basis for protecting all of this.

Before leaving, He Chun finally said: "I can help you get out the meteorite energy that cannot be absorbed by all the humans on the island, and try to help them balance the energy in their bodies, but you should understand what this means."

After so many years of experimentation, Zhang Yaozu certainly understands what this means. Meteorite energy is the source of biological mutation, but this kind of mutation is forced mutation, which is not natural.Once the source of meteorite energy is lost, all mutations will stop, or even go backwards.

As the young man said, the human body has a certain ability to repair itself. If the Zhang family can pass on the family normally, most of the mutations will disappear after a few generations.

Zhang Yaozu was faced with a choice, no, in fact he had no choice, all the meteorites on the island had disappeared, including the meteorite powder in the pond.

"Grandpa, I don't want to mutate any more, and I don't want to be a superman. I want to get married and have children normally. I want to live a normal life. Grandpa, please!" Behind Zhang Yaozu, a man wrapped in burlap The humanoid suddenly let out a hoarse sound.

Zhang Yaozu sighed heavily and covered his forehead.

An hour later, Zhang Yaozu invited He Chun again to treat his family and gave him a lot of gold.

The Zhang family still has a lot of heritage. Most of the things that were robbed by foreign soldiers were ornaments, important assets like gold, and they were all buried in the hinterland of the island.

He Chun looked at the gold bars piled up on the plate, grabbed them all and stuffed them into the newly woven storage bag.

The shape of this storage bag looks like a travel backpack, and it is very inconspicuous when carried on the body.

After that, He Chun helped Zhang's family absorb the excess evil energy in their bodies as promised.

Zhang Yaozu really wanted to watch the process, but was blocked by Amon.

He still wanted to talk to Amon, but unfortunately he said ten words, but the tall boy didn't reply him a single word.

After noon, the coast guard patrol boat approached the island to pick up Wei Changjiang and others.

At that time, the deputy captain said worriedly: "We seem to have been discovered by fishing boats from other countries. Although we are far away, this sea area is very open."

Wei Changjiang and the others wondered why those foreign ships didn't dare to approach the island immediately after they discovered the island. Later, after reading the news, they found out that this sea area has become a very famous devil sea area nearby in the past few decades.

When Zhangjia Island and the coast guard patrol boat first appeared, everyone who saw it thought they saw a mirage, and because of the name of the Devil Sea Area, not only did they not dare to approach, but they also moved the boat back a little bit.

In this situation, ships from other countries dared to slowly approach and observe until the ocean exploration ship of Huaxia Capital University approached the island group without incident, and then another plane flew in.

At this time, the coast guard patrol boat is no longer suitable to be exposed in front of people. It is said that it drifted here inexplicably after the storm?

No "reasonable" country will believe this excuse, okay?

With the observation ship of Capital University as the first discoverer, the coast guard patrol boat does not need to show up, and in order to reduce trouble, it is best for the patrol boat not to show up.

But how to hide such a large patrol boat?

According to the instructions of the higher authorities, Wei Changjiang and the others were asked to hide on the island first, park the patrol boats in a more secluded place, and then cover the boats with things. After the island is successfully dedicated in the future, the coast guard and patrol boats can be mixed with other personnel in batches. Back to the mainland.

But it took too long, and the matter on the island had been resolved. He Chun was eager to go back to the mainland to see how his family and old friends were doing, and didn't want to stay on the island to waste time.After experiencing such an adventure, Wei Changjiang and other coast guards just wanted to go home quickly.

After Xiaoshaxing heard that there are more delicious food on the mainland, he urged everyone to leave quickly.

Seeing the sad and helpless faces of the coast guards, He Chun exchanged glances with Amon, and found Wei Changjiang mysteriously, saying that he had a way to make the patrol boat invisible to others, and would never damage the ship or personnel.

Wei Changjiang was overjoyed when he heard it, and hurriedly asked what method to do.

He Chun just smiled and said nothing.

Wei Changjiang knows...what a fart!He just needs to know that the boys have a way to make the patrol boat invisible, whatever method they use.

It was the first time for He Chun to use invisibility talismans to hide objects. The patrol boat was much larger than a human body. He used three invisibility talismans to form a small concealment talisman array.After activating the talisman, the patrol boats not only disappeared from people's eyes, but even the radar could not detect them.

Only a few members of the coast guard saw the young man named He Shiyi put his hands on the patrol boat. After a while, the patrol boat disappeared on the ocean. They only thought that this was also one of the special abilities of the young man. Think on the talisman.

For this reason, Lao Zhou specially found Wei Changjiang and the deputy captain, and said to them very carefully: "These children's abilities are too terrifying. It's fine if they are used in the righteous way, but if they are used to commit crimes or be used by others..."

Wei Changjiang looked worried: "They still have companions living outside."

The deputy captain suggested: "These children must not be exiled to other countries. We have to report the situation and let the country come forward to find a way to rescue those children."

"But..." Wei Changjiang hesitated. He had promised the two children that they would never expose their abilities to the state.

Old Zhou anxiously said, "Guard, this is no joke. Just look at their abilities! God knows what other terrifying abilities those children living outside have!"

The deputy captain also comforted: "There are short-sighted people, but not everyone is short-sighted. You have also seen the situation on the island. In the future, relevant departments will definitely establish relevant research institutes. I think I will take this opportunity to report on these children. Go up, and it would be better to get the attention of the higher authorities. If you are really worried, we can find some more trustworthy people. Old Wei, I remember that your uncle can go straight to heaven?"

Lao Zhou was surprised, he didn't know that Wei Changjiang had such a family background before.

Wei Changjiang thought again and again, "Don't report this matter first, I will discuss it with the two children first. Before, I always thought that He Shiyi was the one who made the decision among the two children, but now I think that the one who suddenly grew up Amon is the boss of those supernatural children. If we really want to report these children, my instinct tells me that I must first obtain the consent of that Amon."

When Lao Zhou and the deputy captain heard that Amon was mentioned by Wei Changjiang, they both showed expressions of concern and fear. At first glance, the child was fine, but if you stared at him for a long time, his legs would weaken in fright. Also inexplicable.

Many coast guards under the age of 30 on the patrol boat have started a timidity competition. It is contested who can stare at Scarface Amon for the longest time. No one can exceed the record of seven seconds.

Afterwards, Wei Changjiang really went to He Chun and Amon to discuss the matter. When He Chun heard the other party's reason, he had nothing to say, of course he agreed.

He also said very righteously: "I don't know the exact number, but the number will never be less than a thousand, maybe more. If the Chinese government is willing to take all these children living around the world back to China, and take care of them Treating them is good for China and the whole world. But remember, you must never arrest us violently, let alone conduct imprisoned and involuntary research on us. Otherwise..."

Amon was playing with a short-handled machine gun in his hand, and when He Zhuzhu said the last sentence, the machine gun in his hand suddenly melted.

Wei Changjiang: ... his all-metal machine gun melted just like that!Even the machine gun is like this, what about replacing it with a patrol boat?If you really want to lock them up, what kind of walls and gates can lock them up?

The captain of the guard left with heavy steps. The appearance of this group of supernatural teenagers was bound to change the whole world. He suddenly discovered that this matter was much more serious than he thought.

On May 5th, the Huaxia government mobilized the best personnel from the police and military to set up a task force called "Rescue the Deep Blue Children" as quickly as possible.And in the early morning of this day, the No. XV5 patrol boat of the Huaxia South China Sea Coast Guard finally docked quietly.