world's most stupid

Feng Wang immediately fell into He Zhuzhu's arms, still shouting: "I hurt, my whole body hurts. Stupid, your partner bullied me!"

He really hurts, he is cursed, every movement is tormenting him.

Han Douding was furious, clenched his fists and roared, "Get out of Stupid's arms! You stinky, shameless monster in red!"

King Feng hugged He Stupid tightly and didn't let go.

Han Douding didn't know where he learned it from. He waved his hand and shouted: "Brothers, follow me! Kill this red-clothed monster!"

Jin Xiaopang smiled playfully, rolled up his sleeves and yelled to cheer, but just sat there without moving.The first time they didn't know, they went up to help Han Zizhen and pulled the kid in red, but everyone suffered a big loss.

From then on, they knew that the kid in red had a higher level of cultivation than Han Zizhen and was not easy to mess with.

Jia Qianjin looked at He Chun: Only you can solve this matter.

He Chun hugged his head. The same scene has happened more than once. Ever since the little friends got together, Han Doudou and Xiaofeng Wang have confronted each other. Feng Wang was indifferent and disdainful at the beginning, but after a few times, it developed to the point where he was in trouble. Throw it all to him.

"Stop! Let's talk about business now! Don't you all want to be disciples of Immortal Venerable?"

Han Douding yelled with red eyes, "No! I just want to beat him up!"

He Chun was about to kneel down to Doudou, "Doudou, don't pay attention to him, he is sick, and his brain will not work if he is sick for too long. When I cure his illness, I will call him Fuck him."

Feng Wang pinched the child: "If you have the guts, say it again."

Amon: "He Stupid, repeat your words to that red-clothed monster again."

Feng Wang: It seems that my illness has really improved a lot, and I can endure it until now without going crazy.

He Chun cried and said, "Amon, don't add fuel to the flames. Feng Ye, sit down for me, don't lie in my arms, are you shameless?"

Feng Wang: If you are cursed for thousands of years, you will still be ashamed.

Seven apprenticeship orders hung in the sky to watch these kids meeting, Aoki sighed: "Why don't you fight? Hurry up. Zizhen, don't be afraid, I'll let my little crab help you beat up that impure-blooded little one." Phoenix."

The little crab looked up and said woodenly: "Very busy."

Everyone looked at Little Crab and found that he was very busy. Ever since he left Eternal Night City with He Stupid, except for sleep and practice time, he has been eating and eating. His appetite is very good, and it seems that he has never eaten. when full.

Aoki also proudly said that the little crab has a special physique, and he was starved to death before, so now he can make up for it after the fact.

He Chun had no choice but to push Feng Wang to his right and sit down, stretched out his hand to hug Han Doudou into his arms, and let him sit on his lap.

Only then was Han Doudou satisfied, holding He Chun's arms and glaring at King Feng vigorously.

It is also impossible for King Feng to really meet a little boy, leaning on He Chun's shoulder with a lazy expression.

Amon sat on the left of He Chun, and he didn't pay much attention to King Xiaofeng at all.When the child enters Wuxiang Mountain, it is even more impossible for Feng Wang to follow him, but he can.

He Chun wiped off his sweat and finally got down to business, so he asked again what he said just now: "I told you to go back and think carefully, have you all thought it through now?"

Jia Qianjin and the others looked at each other.

Zhuang Yongnian was the first to speak: "It is of course very good to be a disciple of the Immortal Venerable, but the masters of the apprenticeship order have also said that they are only candidate disciples, and they are almost eight thousand Boyi. We went to Wuxiang Mountain and had to participate in various trials. There is also the possibility of martyrdom and death. We don’t even have spiritual roots, so how can we compete with those superb geniuses carefully selected from countless worlds?"

"If you don't even have the courage to fight, then it's better to just give up." Cangshan Shouting Ling said coldly.

Zhuang Yongnian was not angry, "It's not that we don't have the courage to fight, but we have self-knowledge. No general will fight an uncertain battle. Although you gave us a chance to be a general, the enemy is obviously stronger than us by several dozen A hundred times, but we insist on fighting each other, this is courting death, not courage."

Cang Shan's tone changed: "That's right, it's good that you can think of this, but I underestimated you. It's a pity that your aptitude is indeed a bit weak, and you are not suitable to be the disciple of the Immortal Venerable."

"I know." Zhuang Yongnian looked at He Chun seriously, "Stupid, we understand what you mean, not to mention the price you will pay if you want to use the apprenticeship order to open the back door for us, the important thing is that the price is very likely It’s just a waste of money, and our trip to Wuxiang Mountain may just be a waste of time, it’s better to find an ordinary master who suits us to teach us hand in hand, how much we can learn depends on ourselves.”

He Chun also admitted that what Zhuang Yongnian said was reasonable, but he hoped that his friends would have the best chance, so he asked Hai Shi, "What was the trial on Wuxiang Mountain like?"

Hai Shi looked at the other apprentice orders and said honestly, "I don't know. The Immortal Master only asked us to bring candidates into Wuxiang Mountain, but no one knows how the trial and selection will be carried out."

"What about choosing a time?"

"I don't know, it depends on the meaning of Xianzun."

He Chun looked at his little friend again, "I don't force you, although I think this is a great opportunity, but like Yongnian said, it may be a waste of life for us."

"Stupid, are you going to Wuxiang Mountain?" Han Douding turned his head and asked.

He Chun touched his head, "I'll go."

He discussed with Amon, and Amon said that this process can be regarded as a trial, and it is also an extremely rare opportunity to compete with nearly [-] peerless geniuses.

Amon's real thoughts: Want to rob my apprentice?I will let him work hard to get into your eyes and make him the disciple you most want. When you really choose Chuzhu, I will let you deeply feel again what it means to ask for nothing.

trouble?It is very troublesome.But taking He Dumbledore was the biggest trouble in the first place, and other troubles were nothing compared to Stupid disciple himself.

Han Douding puffed his mouth, "If you go, I will go too."

Sai Baize anxiously said, "What do you mean He Chou Chou? You only go. How many times have I told you that it is a great opportunity for you to become that disciple, even if it is only a candidate. Don't be afraid that your aptitude is not enough, we have already obtained it." Improve your spiritual root level with the Ascension Spirit Grass, and buy some supplementary medicine later, and I can help you improve your aptitude, even if you don’t need He Stupid’s help, your aptitude will still make the Apprentice Appreciate.”

Han Douding sent a voice transmission and hit him unceremoniously: "You said that the process would take at least three months, but the apprenticeship order can only wait for a maximum of 77 days."

Sai Baize was dumb, he didn't want Han Douding to accept any favor from He Stupid at all, let alone the great favor of helping him become the candidate disciple.

If this happened, it would be even more difficult for him to achieve his goal of keeping Zizhen away from He Tumble.

Cangshan said to He Chun ahead of other apprenticeship orders: "If you are sure that you can improve this child's spiritual root aptitude, and if you can help me remove at least half of the dirt and swear the inner demon oath, I will make an agreement with this child." contract."

Other apprentice orders: Damn!Boss is too bad and too fast!Obviously everyone has agreed that as long as the child can help pull out the dirt, even those children who are less qualified can turn a blind eye and close their eyes. Anyway, the Immortal Venerable also said how to choose a candidate. Except for some basic conditions, everything else unimportant.

Han Douding looked up and stared at Cangshan, "You are not allowed to threaten Stupid, I will do whatever you want!"

Cang Shan: "You can't do it. You will pay back the favor you owe to He Zhuzhu in the future."

Han Douding felt reasonable when he heard the words, turned his head and said seriously to He Chunfan: "Stupid, don't worry, I will treat you very well in the future, I will give you whatever you want, no, you can do whatever I have Take it, what's mine is yours."

Sai Baize: Hey, I knew it would develop like this.Tired or not!

Cang Shan asked again: "What do other people say?"

Zhuang Yongnian saw that the others were still hesitating, raised his hand and said, "I give up." Then he explained to He Chun and his friends: "Do you remember the old man who came to see me yesterday? His surname is Zhai, and he said he was the master Practice divination, but the practitioner who majors in divination does not look at the spiritual root. He said that I have a destiny with him, and my intuition of good and bad is the best talent for learning divination. He said that if I want, he will accept me as Personally pass on disciples, carefully cultivate them. I promised him this morning."

"That person is not a liar, is he?" He Chun worried.

Jia Qianjin shook her head: "Brother Yongnian can judge good or bad by himself. If he thinks the old man is in danger, he won't want to agree to him."

Zhuang Yongnian nodded and smiled quietly: "I have a good impression of him, and I have a hunch that my choice should be correct."

Xiao Fengwang suddenly said: "It's not a liar. Zhuang Yongnian will go with that old man, and after he learns well, he will be no worse than a disciple of the Immortal Venerable."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" the friends exclaimed together.

Kong Ge and the little fat man couldn't hide their envy, even Jia Qianjin patted Zhuang Yongnian on the shoulder vigorously.

Zhuang Yongnian laughed silly.

He Chun knew that King Feng could not lie to him, so he clapped happily: "That's great!"

Zhuang Yongnian didn't know the real identity of Old Zhai, but seeing that the seemingly extraordinary child in red valued the old man very much, he let go of the last trace of worry in his heart.

Kong Ge pressed his heart and made up his mind: "I don't plan to go to Wuxiang Mountain, although I really want to go. But I am already 20 years old, have no spiritual root, no special talent, even if I go to Wuxiang Mountain Shan, I will definitely be the first to be eliminated."

Kong Ge smiled wryly, his heart was bleeding, he was probably the most entangled among all the people, he wanted to go to Wuxiang Mountain the most, but: "Yongnian is right, people must have self-knowledge, knowing that they can't do it, but they still have to do it." In short, that is not courage, but stupidity and courting death. My original ideal was just to obtain the spiritual seed and become a cultivator. After I reached the foundation building stage, I would go back and snatch the position of Patriarch, so that all those who looked down on me and said bad things about me In the future, people can only live by looking at my face. If, if I have the opportunity to cultivate to the foundation stage in a short period of time here, I think I will stay here."

Kong Ge looked at He Chun expectantly, but she was actually peeking at the child in red beside him.

He occasionally saw the Feng family visiting the child in red yesterday, and the third son of Feng, who had a high status, was respectful to the child in red.

As for the status of the Feng family in the world of cultivators, although he was not particularly aware of it, the ease with which they slaughtered the adherents of Fang City, and the words of those adherent cultivators, proved that the Feng family was not an ordinary family of cultivators.

In the eyes of the Feng family, the Hongye child, who has a high status, attaches great importance to He Zhuzhu, so if he raises his wish, can the Feng family give him a spiritual seed for the sake of Zhuzhu?It would be even better if there is a practice method suitable for him.

King Feng lazily said: "You told the truth, and you only told the truth to you, and for the sake of not asking too much, I can ask the Feng family to give you a better spirit seed and a cultivation method suitable for you. You can just stay here and practice until the foundation building period before leaving. But the spiritual seeds and exercises are not free. After you reach the foundation building period, you have to do two things for the Feng family. After you finish the debt, you can willing?"

"Yes! I am willing!" Kong Ge was ecstatic.He would rather seize the opportunity he can seize than the illusory disciple of the Immortal Venerable.

He Chun looked at King Feng with complicated eyes, "Thank you."

Feng Wang touched the child's face, and Han Douding forcefully opened it.

How could Feng Wang let Han Douding hit him, he forced the child to slap the face, "Remember, I'm only looking out for your face." Otherwise, what is Kong Ge worth for him to speak up?

Jin Xiaopang saw that his friends had basically made a decision, so he couldn't help but look up at Jia Qianjin who was facing him. Seeing that Qianjin was thinking about something with her head down, and seeing that everyone was looking at him, he couldn't help but said: "I, I don't know, is the trial on Wuxiang Mountain more dangerous than the academy's trial?"

Cang Shan answered cruelly: "Yes. People like you may not be able to survive a day."

Fatty's face turned pale, "Then I won't go to Wuxiang Mountain. I want to stay here like Brother Kong, and I also want to get a spiritual seed and a cultivation method suitable for me. The Feng family is working."

Feng Wang didn't even bother to speak this time, and just pointed casually.

A Feng family member suddenly appeared on the top of the mountain, and respectfully said to King Feng: "My subordinates will make arrangements."

In the end, only Jia Qianjin was left.

Qian Jin licked her lips, raised her head, looked straight at the row of acceptance orders, and said word by word: "I want to go to Wuxiang Mountain, and I want to give it a go."

The recruiting orders were stunned for a moment, and the remaining recruiting orders who had no candidates ran away in a swarm. They had to fight first to decide who would take over Jia Qianjin.

Although the candidates for their own contract become disciples of Immortal Venerable, the higher the ranking in the trial, the more benefits they will get, but what kind of benefit can attract them more than pulling out their own dirt?

Especially those rewards they can't see now, but once they accept a partner from He Zhuzhu, He Zhuzhu will be able to remove the dirt for them immediately!

That night, the members of the Leg-Holding Squad, together with Little Crab and Feng Wang who squeezed in, held a final meeting.

"May we have the opportunity to meet again in the future. Stupid, I owe you a lot. If we have a chance in the future, we will talk about repaying the debt, but I think I probably don't have any chances. You will definitely reach a height that I can't reach in the future." .” Kong Ge sighed.

He Chun patted his thigh, "It happens to have more thighs for you to hug."

Kong Ge was taken aback, and laughed, "That's right, when you get rich in the future, I will reveal your name to anyone who messes with me. Come on, everyone, cheers, those under the age of 16 can only drink tea."

As a result, Kong Ge was the only one who drank, and the others could only drink tea.

As an elder, Kong Ge was the first to take the lead in toasting, and the others also drank tea instead of wine in one gulp.

Xiaopang also cried, sobbing and telling his home address, hoping that everyone will have the opportunity to visit him in the future.

He Chun slapped his head, "What address do you leave, we don't know where it will go in the future. This is for you, it is an audio talisman I just learned. There is no jade, I carved it with wood, and this wooden one is a mother talisman , these paper talismans are sub-tales, pay attention to the pattern on the head of the sub-tales when using them, this represents me, this represents Yongnian..."

He Chun took out a bunch of wooden and paper talismans and distributed them to everyone, and taught them how to distinguish the talisman patterns.

"When you want to get in touch, just write what you want to say with a cinnabar pen in the blank space below this paper talisman, activate the paper talisman with aura, and it will automatically find the corresponding mother talisman according to the pattern of the talisman head. You can use it for any urgent matters .I don’t make many, and there are only five for each person. I’ll get some more and give them to you later.”

The little friends are overjoyed, it is much more convenient to have this contact paper talisman, and it can be used to ask for help when necessary.

The mood of parting also faded a lot because of the convenient contact paper talisman, and everyone was talking and laughing afterwards.

There is always a banquet in the world. From then on, Kong Ge and Jin Qilin will stay at the original site of the Tianlangmen, and now they are subordinate to the Feng family, and they will practice painstakingly as outer disciples.

Zhuang Yongnian will leave with old man Tianji after dinner.

He Chun, Han Zizhen, and Jia Xiaoxiang will follow the apprentice order to Wuxiang Mountain.

Amon will salute as the stupid apprentice, Feng Wang, he...

Let's not talk about what method Feng Wang will use to go to Wuxiang Mountain, but let's talk about another thing that His Majesty did.

Crane City, Cangyun Country, Cangyun Continent.

On this day, the sky above Crane City was suddenly shrouded in a thousand miles of sunshine, and many people from Crane City rushed out to watch the spectacle.

"What is that? Immortal descending to earth?"

"Look quickly! Is it Baoluan's fairy chariot in the glow? It seems that there are divine birds flying around."

"Really! I seem to have heard Xianle."

It's not like, it's really the sound of celestial music descending from the sky.

The people in Hecheng were mesmerized by it.

He Zhidao, the Patriarch of the He family, flew into the sky with all the patriarchs at the same time, including the one who closed the death pass, who was also alarmed, thinking that the He family was in danger, and immediately broke through the death pass.

Ordinary people can't feel it, but the cultivators know that there is a great power coming to Crane City, and the opponent has a power that they can't compete with.

The He family was terrified, wondering where Crane City attracted such a powerful descendant.

On behalf of the He family, He Zhidao bowed his hands in the luan chariot amidst the clouds to meet him from afar: "He Zhidao brought a practitioner from the He family to visit the senior. I don't know which senior came here, so I'm sorry for the inconvenience."

With the sound of a phoenix cry, a huge blue bird broke through the clouds, stood in front of all the fairy chariots, and said: "I am the envoy of the Phoenix King of the Great World. Eleventh Lang of the He family, He Shi means Taoist couple."

He Zhidao: What? !

The He family and the people from Hecheng: Who?Who is He Shiyi?

The ancestors of the He family: Come from the big world!Feng Wang, the legendary No. [-] cultivator in the world of cultivators! ! !

Before the He family could speak, several cultivators flew into the sky.

The leader greeted the blue bird, "The owner of the local Feixue Jingtao building led the building to meet the envoy of the Phoenix King."

More cultivators flew into the sky, and those with a little reputation quickly reported their names.Those who are not famous also want to come up and show their faces in front of the Feng family.

Don't look at the Cangyun Continent as a small world, because they have always kept in touch with the upstream sects of the Middle World, and there is Feixue Jingtao Tower to popularize common sense for them from time to time. Not completely ignorant.

Dozens of elixir dropped from the sky, just falling into the hands of every cultivator who flew into the sky.

The cultivators saw that the pills in their hands were high-quality pills that were just suitable for them, and they were all overjoyed. They thought that they were worthy of being the number one cultivation family in the big world, so they bought the spiritual coins from the Cangyun Continent casually. The high-quality elixir that was not available was thrown to them.

The cultivators had this unexpected joy, and they all congratulated the He family. Their voices and expressions were as envious as they were, and they were as sour as they were.

The He family is still in a dream, and they don't know how to return the gift when they are congratulated.

Joey Yung pushed He Zhidao.

He Zhidao came to his senses, and hurriedly greeted Feng Wang's envoy again: "Senior Wanwang, forgive me, the senior just said... His Majesty Feng Wang, he..."

He Zhidao couldn't continue, he felt that he must be dreaming.

No, it is impossible for him to dream of such an absurd scene even in his dreams!

His Majesty Feng Wang, the number one cultivator in the great world, wants to hire his family, Eleven Lang, as a Taoist companion?

This, this can't be fake, right?

But looking at the situation above and the coercion coming down, who would be bored enough to make such a joke with their He family?

He Zhidao fainted, and so did the He family.

"There is no need to doubt, it is indeed that His Majesty the Phoenix King wants to hire the Eleventh Lang of your Mansion as his wife, and the Eleventh Man of your Mansion will become my Highness the Princess of the Feng Mansion in the future." not bad,

"But Eleven is a boy!" He Zhidao blurted out.

"The cultivation world doesn't pay attention to this." Feng Si, who turned into a phantom of a blue bird, said indifferently, and then clapped his hands: "Liangbao!"

His Majesty Feng Wang has ordered that this trip must be grand, no matter whether the He family agrees or not, it must be a fait accompli.

How to make a fact?Feng Si thought that as long as Crane City and even the entire Cangyun Continent knew about it, it would be useless for the He family to deny it, and the Feng family would not accept the rejection.

The first treasure that the Feng family showed was a set of pills, twelve pills of Zhuji Dan, three pills of Ning Dan and three pills of Chengying Dan, and one bottle of other pills.

These pills would make people envious even if they got it in the big world, let alone such a small world?

The other eight treasures have not yet been revealed, and the eyes of the Crane City cultivators who heard the names of the elixirs were all red.

I really want to grab it, I really want to take all those pills for myself!

But no one dared to snatch it, and the Feng family dared to reveal the treasure, which means that they have the ability to protect the He family from suffering.

On the contrary, if someone attacked the He family because of this, then the person who did the attack would have to weigh whether they could escape the pursuit of the Feng family.

This day was an extremely dreamy day for the He family. Until the evening, the faces of the He family were still flushed, and they couldn't believe that they had become the in-laws of King Feng.

Those who don't know who Shishilang is are asking each other, and when they find out that Shishilang is the fool before, that expression!

He Zhidao secretly said to the ancestor beside him: "Yunzu, hit me, why do I feel so unreal?"

The ancestors smiled wryly, they are still doubting their own eyes and ears.

"Where are the parents of our Highness Princess?" Feng Si asked politely.

He Zhidao suppressed his panic, and hurriedly replied: "Shishilang's father is not in good health, and he is recuperating in another hospital now. His mother, brothers and sisters have already sent someone to pick him up."

"Well. So who in your residence can make decisions about the marriage of Her Highness the Princess?"

He Zhidao thought to himself that we haven't agreed to the marriage yet, and you're just taking one princess at a time. Does this mean that you can't refuse?And how did that boy on Eleven seduce King Feng? !

He Zhidao cupped his hands, "This junior is Shishilang's grandfather and the head of the family, so he should be the master of Shishilang's marriage."

Feng Si smiled and said: "Then can we exchange Geng stickers?"

He Zhidao: Are you in such a hurry?

Feng Si said that he was really in a hurry, not only Feng Wang was in a hurry, but our Feng family was in a hurry from top to bottom!