Dare to be flirtatious [Quick Transmigration]

The white skirt let out an oh, showing a row of small white teeth and giggling, folded up the umbrella in her hand, and threw it towards him: "Fix it!"

The umbrella was thrown crookedly, Liang Chu didn't have such long hands, and fell to the ground with a splash, splashing water.

The white skirt said, "Hey hey hey hey."

Shen Yunhuai glanced at her, recklessly.The white skirt grabbed the corner of the skirt, looked up at the sky in a naive way, Shen Yunhuai bent down to pick up the umbrella, opened it and walked over with Liang Chu.

The head of the Highland Barley Road just came out of the house with a washbasin in his hand, with toothpaste still in the corner of his mouth. When he stepped out of the room, he saw the white skirt on the clothesline. You are a girl, ah, there is no one sitting there, how decent, come down."

The head of the Highland Barley Road had far-sighted considerations and prepared a baby room at a prime age. When he reached his sixtieth birthday, let alone a fat boy, he didn't even ask for a daughter-in-law.What kind of serious job is Mr. Yin Yang? He also brought two small oil bottles. Wang Fat and Wang Shou were adopted by him since he was a child.The old bachelor brought along two young bachelors to get by, while Wang Fat and Wang Shou grew up talking back every day and being disobedient at all.Some time ago, the white skirt was released, and the little girl didn’t dare to be rude when she first arrived. She is obedient and clever, just to satisfy the grandpa’s heart of Qingbai Daochang, and she often said earnestly: “Grandpa is doing it for your own good, etc.”

The white skirt also hugged her thigh wittily, and opened her mouth to call grandpa.

The white skirt lacked one soul and two souls, one soul was floating outside, and the other two souls went to nowhere.The Highland Barley Road Master cast a spell to call back the soul that was floating outside, and since then the wood has a soul, but without the two souls of the Lord's memory, the white skirt does not know the past, how old it is this year, where the household registration is, what the name of the parents is, nothing .She could think about it, and said that I just jumped out of the rock.

Speaking of this, it is very strange, she doesn't remember where she lives and what her name is, but she actually remembers Monkey King.

The white skirt knew good and bad, and jumped down with a smile: "Good morning, grandpa."

On the end, the sleeves of the clothes are flying, smart and unrestrained.

A sound of grandpa coaxed Taoist Qingbai to show a barely visible smile, and finally there was an obedient child, who was still holding on to airs, rolled his eyes towards the sky dubiously to express his anger, rinsed his mouth and went into the house.The white skirt was hooked on the clothesline with both hands, her calves were bent off the ground, and she was swinging lightly and deftly on the swing, muttering: "It's good to be a ghost. I don't want to be a human anymore. How can I fly as a human?"

Shen Yunhuai came over to him with a toothbrush cup, and Liang Chu asked while looking for a place to brush his teeth: "Then what about your parents, don't you want them?"

The white skirt said in a nonchalant tone: "I don't know why, when I heard these two words, my heart didn't fluctuate at all..."

It was raining heavily outside, and Liang Chu was leaning against the pillars to wash and brush his teeth. At this time, the wooden door was kicked open angrily, and before he saw anyone, he heard a roar: "Stinky girl! Why did you go last night?! "

Liang Chu bit his toothbrush and raised his head. Fatty Wang was wearing a poncho and rain boots. When he entered the door, he was stunned for a moment, with an expression of "I scolded my ancestor for being a pervert, you are still alive, and it turns out that you are Nanny Shen".Then when he saw the white skirt swinging on the swing, his expression became ferocious, and he rushed over with the tofu nao and fried dough stick pancakes in his hands, and threw a club in front of the white skirt.

The white skirt blinked: "No, I didn't do anything."

Fatty Wang gritted his teeth and said, "Tell me again, are you looking for a beating!"

A slipper flew out, and Taoist Qing Barley scolded: "Speak up! Do you think you are talking to Wang Shou?"

Wang Shou was coming out to watch the excitement, and he said speechlessly, "Emotions can talk to me so rough, right? Who is your apprentice who depends on you?"

The Highland Barley Taoist said get out.

The white skirt stared at Fatty Wang for a while, then shook her hair: "Don't look at me like that, I'm going to punish the evil and promote the good, so it's fine if you don't praise me."

Wang Pang said: "Sure enough, I guessed it was you! The old lady is cursing at the door, what do you think you are trying to do, big girl."

The white skirt said, "Praise me?"

Fatty Wang said quietly: "I want to make you beautiful, what did you do with Qian Yangui?"

The white skirt looked at the rain curtain, avoiding the serious and taking the light: "Let him take a cold bath and calm down."

Wang Shou came over, but it was Wang Pang who asked: "What kind of monster is she?"

Fatty Wang took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and said, "Yes, take a bath. I tied up Qian Yangui in a twist and threw her bare buttocks on the street all night in the rain. That's what she said about taking a bath! There was also red paint on her forehead. Three words: unfilial son."

The white skirt said, "Don't swear! I left him a pair of underpants."

Fatty Wang ignored the wind and scolded: "Are you still a woman? I'm asking you, are you a girl? Why should I be anxious? I didn't see you anxious. You don't even know your last name. You're so innocent." Nosy, the old lady scolded you! You are thankless, who appreciates you? Besides, you can take off the clothes of a man casually, who will dare to marry you in the future, auntie!"

"Bah!" Bai Qunzi snorted, "Anyway, I'm dead, even if I'm not dead, my boyfriend has to understand me, otherwise he won't marry his aunt if he wants to, cut it."

The white skirt claims to be a hero among female ghosts, a female ghost who is a hero, robs the rich and helps the poor, and eliminates harm for the people. Peace of mind.But lacks the two spirits who are in charge of memory, so now I can only stay in the North Cave Gate in humiliation. Others say nothing, whoever says to her, "What kind of mess are you making?" What a broken house!Then he clings to it and does not leave.

She was very clever, holding the thigh of Daoist Qingbai, and the feet of the grandpa and grandpa coaxed Daoist Qingbarley so that she couldn't distinguish east from west, north from south.Without two souls, her soul is unstable. In the eyes of other ghosts, she is just a good dish for walking. She is easy to be targeted. Once she is caught and swallowed, she will never be reincarnated.As for why the dead little girl could not be found, it was only because the white skirt was still alive and her soul was out of her body.

Although it doesn't matter if a ghost eats or not, she must eat and live like a human being.He asked Beidongmen to cook food for her all day long, and even burned paper money for himself, looking for places to spend it.Simply, I don't know whose girl it is, she really deserves a beating.

In the past, she was bullying and afraid of the tough, out of instinctive fear of Shen Yunhuai, but after getting along for a long time, she found that she just looked fierce and didn't like to talk, and then she often wandered here.Like a puppy or kitten patrolling the territory just brought home, I even scanned it.After shopping around the small courtyard, I started to run outside. Not long ago, I found a couple a few streets away from a couple quarreling. The husband beat his wife, and the white skirt was doing justice and playing ghosts in other people's homes... Ah no, she is indeed a ghost.The male owner of that house is a lazy man who loves to drink. When he came home in the middle of the night, he saw a bloody face, scared the shit out of him, and calmly read his lines in a white skirt. I speak for the victims, if you try to hit your wife again, I will take you away!

It went on for several days. At first, no one at the North Cave Gate thought it was her. Finally, the head of the Highland Barley Road came forward and brought back the culprit. Everyone was shocked when the truth came out.The lazy man didn't know that the white skirt belonged to Beidongmen, and was so scared by her that he changed his mind and started a new life. He also gave Beidongmen hundreds of dollars and a pig's head, which was a really edible stewed pig's head.

Fatty Wang was so angry that he pasted three talismans on her forehead. Rabbits don't even eat the grass beside their nests. My aunt made a fuss about her neighbors who are three streets away. She is not afraid that they will kill her.Neighborhood neighbor's.

The white skirt said that I didn't dare to go because it was too far away.

Wang Fat and Wang Shou ignored her, and stuck the ghost charm, his hands and feet seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't move.Fatty Wang moved her to the side of the colonnade as a fake door god. He wanted to firmly fix her for two days, but this heroine pleaded with Taoist Qing with the only moving eyes in her whole body, but she blinked vigorously. , shed a tear.The Highland Barley Road Master turned around and became a traitor, and let the white skirt go.He failed to learn a lesson, and soon began to make old mistakes.

The Qian family is well known in this area.He was the only child in Qian Yangui's family. The family didn't have much money and the child was very spoiled. The whole family was unreasonable.He bullied his classmates in elementary school, but the classmates refused to be vegetarians, and turned Qian Yangui into a pig's head instead.The Qian family's parents took Qian Yangui to the school to ask Sapo for compensation, but they obviously ignored it.

Qian Yangui is middle-aged, neither mature nor adult, very bad, disrespectful to the elders in the family.When I was young, I ate my parents, and when I got married, I idled and ate my wife. The wife couldn't stand the hard life without hope, so she divorced and left.Qian Yangui continued to rely on his parents, and if he couldn't get any money, his parents beat and scolded him.It's not that no one complains, but if one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, what can be done.

Now Mrs. Qian is still outside cursing on behalf of her son.

Fatty Wang said angrily, "You know how to cause trouble! Can you let me be quiet for two days?"

At this time, the head of the highland barley road came out to protect his shortcomings. Did grandpa call for nothing?

Daoist Qingbai didn't care about it long ago. He waved his hand and said, "Why are you so anxious with her? The Qian family doesn't have a good bird, so they should be taught a lesson. That's enough, let's eat."

The white skirt made a face at Fatty Wang, and flattered sweetly: "Thank you, grandpa, grandpa is so kind, grandpa!"

Wang Pangmumu was stunned for a while, he couldn't believe that Taoist Qing Barley was so eccentric, it was clear at a glance who was his own and who was picked up in the trash can.Fatty Wang turned his head and called, "Grandpa, I'll call you Grandpa too."

Then got beaten up.

Can't go out on rainy days, even Taoist Master Qing, who loves to visit, stays at home honestly, studying a book with his two apprentices on his head.

That day, Liang Chu flipped through the books casually, Wang Pang’s eyes lit up when he saw it, and asked if you could lend me the book, Liang Chu said that you can lend me your mobile phone, and Wang Pang took out the mobile phone and gave it to him.Shen Yunhuai brought a lot of such books from the yin house, and there were many pictures and few words on them, and the paintings were all spells.The soul-fixing talisman that Shen Yunhuai used on Chen Shushan and the others came from this book. In addition to the soul-fixing talisman, there are many methods of drawing talismans that are rarely seen in the market.

There are always such unfair things in the world. No matter how talented you are, it's useless without resources.The North Cave Gate was like a treasure, and it took more than half a month to study a few pages.

After studying for a whole morning, Liang Chu also moved the little scorpion and made gestures with Ban Yaxiong. The table was covered with talismans. look.Liang Chu said to Materia Xiong, do you think I look like a numb thing now... After the painting is good or bad, it will be put away by the North Cave Gate for further study.

The white dress dangled boringly. She is a ghost, and it is easy to climb up the house and up the tree. Others are drawing symbols, so she just cleaned up the dirt on the top of the wardrobe in a boring way.

After lunch, Liang Chu said nothing and didn't go to the North Cave Gate, his hands were sore.In the middle of the afternoon, Wang Pang and Wang Shou couldn't stand it anymore, his hands were sore and his eyes were sore. Wang Pang said that it was still raining anyway, so let's make dumplings.

Liang Chu was surprised and asked if you could make dumplings.

Wang Fat flicked the cinnabar pen to move his wrist: "Fat Grandpa knows everything."

Then Wang Fat and Wang Shou got into a fight. Because of the uneven division of labor, both of them were unwilling to meet.In the final rock-paper-scissors showdown, Wang Shou went to the meeting.

After kneading the dough and making dumplings, Wang Pang rolled out the skin and Wang Shoubao, just a rolling pin.Liang Chu stroked his sleeves and said I'll take care of it, and Bai Qunqun said I'd like to do it too.Wang Shou ruthlessly refused: "I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and I am a perfectionist. The dumplings must be the same size. Both of you will serve me."

The white skirt said that you, a big man, like making dumplings so much!

Liang Chu squatted beside him to see if his bags were the same size, and it turned out that they were about the same size, so he ate one at a time.

Well, just wait and eat.Seeing Wang Fat and Wang Shou's skillful movements, Liang Chu said that I want to open a shop and become the boss again.Mater said that you have no money, so save it.Liang Chu said he was poor.

The dumpling stuffing is large and the skin is thin, and the noodles made by myself are added with an egg. The noodles are chewy and delicious.

It has been raining patteringly all day, and it didn't turn into drizzle until evening. The small radio of the head of Qinglan Road was loud, and the neighborhood was disturbed. The old artist played several roles by himself, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo It was very lively.The sound was so loud that everyone shouted, so the head of the family, Daochang Qingke, was expelled. Daochang Qingke hooked his radio with his little finger and went out for a walk with his hands behind his back.

After the rain, the air refreshes the spleen and refreshes the mind. After this rain, it is a sharp drop in temperature and entering late autumn.There will be no more mosquitoes this year.

Wang Fat and Wang Shou finished packing and began to enjoy a relaxed and happy evening life - watching TV.

Ban Yaxiong also ate his belly round, lying on his back on Liang Chu's lap, with its two little paws under his head, sighed and said, "I don't like this show...I don't like pigs."

Fat Wang is a fan of fat money, and Wang Shou is a fan of thin money. The two of them watch pig raising and getting rich together all day long, and they like to watch how much pigs are sold. It seems that the money they sell is put into their pockets, and their eyes are green Guang, also discussing whether to buy two little piglets.

Materia Xiong pondered: "Let's buy a TV and put it in our room. I really want to watch Animal World!"

Liang Chu said, "Buy, I'll buy it after I sell you."

Mater Bear held his paw and said, "When will it be sold? Sell me to someone who can see the animal world!"

Liang Chu began to think about whether to buy Materia Bear to the circus and let it perform to make money.

After ten o'clock, Wang Fat and Wang Shou finished reading "Getting Rich", yawned and prepared to go to bed. Beidongmen's work and rest has always been healthy and regular, going to bed early and waking up early.Liang Chuquietly took a look at Shen Yunhuai, stood up and pretended to walk towards the door, and took advantage of his unsuspecting footsteps to turn around and trot towards Fatty Wang's room: "Don't go, let's draw symbols together!"

After all, just after he finished talking about Shen Yunhuai's abnormality, Shen Yunhuai showed him abnormality, so he can sleep peacefully today.So I try to delay the time until very late, and I can fall asleep when I get back to the room late, or I am too tired to draw and fall asleep while drawing. This method is also very good!And it seems that he is very hardworking!

Shen Yunhuai frowned, Liang Chu is fast, he is faster than him, it's fine to make a small fuss, how can he jump on other people's bed in the middle of the night.Is he transparent?

Shen Yunhuai stopped him at the door: "Come back with me."