Dare to be flirtatious [Quick Transmigration]

"Oh——" Wang Fatty's voice was drawn out, and he had an expression of sudden realization: "So it's like this..."

Fat Wang and Shou clapped their hands and made a decision: "That's just right, Brother Fat will show you the way, come with us!"

Liang Chu looked at Shen Yunhuai and shook his head: "It's not very convenient."

Wang Fatty was very enthusiastic: "What's the inconvenience? We don't have anything at the North Cave Gate. We just have a lot of rooms. Food and lodging are included. Don't worry!"

Liang Chu thought sadly that you shouldn't tempt me, I can't stand temptation... He said, "Thank you, but forget it."

Being rejected again and again, Fatty Wang stared and said, "Well, you kid, why are you still picking at this time?"

"I didn't choose, I brought two friends with me."

Fatty Wang immediately became vigilant: "Do you eat too much?"

The thin man immediately said: "It's fine if you have more."

The fat man said, "No less."

Liang Chu didn't go into details, but people often have malice towards ghosts, and believe that ghosts and ghosts have different paths. When Chen Gui saw the white skirt at the South Cave Gate, his first reaction was to take her in with a jar.Liang Chu struggled to make a choice between Shen Yunhuai and eating and sleeping. Seeing that the balance was tilted towards eating and sleeping without hesitation, Liang Chu pinched himself hard, which was really refreshing.

Shen Yunhuai frowned, and grabbed his wrist: "What are you pinching yourself for?"

Liang Chu brainwashed himself: "You are more important than sleeping, you are more important than eating."

Is this to see other people's food and clothing?

Seeing him talking to the air, the fat man tentatively asked: "The friend you mentioned...isn't a human?" After asking, he frowned: "I don't remember one, right, Wang Shou, you saw one last time, right?"

Wang Shou was right.

Liang Chu said in a low voice, "One minute and one second passed, and one was added."

Wang Shou teased and said: "Our two brothers were puzzled at first, why did you get kicked out after less than a month of apprenticeship, so it turned out to be like this, what are you doing with so many ghosts? ah?"

Hearing that he was not malicious, Liang Chu spread his hands: "I didn't confiscate it, and I was fired."

Fatty Wang waved his hands and said, "It's easy to handle if it's a ghost. Don't worry, our North Cave Gate is different from the South Cave Gate. Master often said that there are good people and bad people, and ghosts have good ghosts and bad ghosts. Kill them all with one stick. But the ugly thing is to say that you entered our North Cave Gate. Although you have the same blessings and share the same hardships, some things can’t be left to you. People and ghosts have different paths. Take care of yourself, don't cause trouble, pay for the incense, we both have no money."

Liang Chu's chicken pecked rice and nodded. Although Wang Fatty spoke fiercely, he was a very nice person.

Seeing that he let go and nodded, Fatty Wang stretched out his rolled up yellow coat, shook it open with a snap, took out a small bottle, took out a willow leaf from it, gave Wang Shou two pieces, put it on his eyes, and opened the yin and yang. Suddenly, I saw another person standing next to Du Du.

This one is taller than the three of them, tall and tall, with a bit of unspeakable dignity, with a distant and distant person, very unlovable.Wang Fat and Wang Shou sized him up carelessly, Shen Yunhuai raised his eyelids slightly, examining the fat and the thin, his eyes were deeply rooted and sharp, as if they could pierce through people's hearts and spy on secrets.Before the brains of the two of them could react, their bodies had already put away their wobbly legs, consciously standing upright.

Shen Yunhuai quickly averted the teacher's eyes from grading the papers, he was in a moody mood, and didn't know how many points he scored for the fat test paper and the thin test paper.

Fat Wang and Shou looked at each other habitually, seeing the long-lost nervousness in each other's eyes, and felt strange in their hearts.They have been Mr. Yin and Yang with Wang Jinke since they were sensible, and now for 20 years, not to mention great success in learning, there is some small success, but this ghost standing in front of him can't tell the depth.And the situation where I don't know what to do now is only when I was fifteen or sixteen years old, when I was the first to pick up the leader and accept ghosts.

I don't know what kind of person is standing in front of him, Fatty Wang restrained himself a lot, this time he didn't just roll up his Taoist robe casually, he tried his best to straighten it up and said: "You guys wait here, I'll drive over."

Within 2 minutes, a dilapidated van drove up not far away, and the dust on the van had accumulated for several years.There were many people on the road and the car couldn't drive fast, so the broken car drove at a slow speed, and stopped with the sound of "squeak--" the brakes.This scream made Liang Chu worry a lot, how bad is the brake?

Fatty Wang rolled down the car window: "Get in the car."

Wang Shou held the door of the car, and looked at Du Du and that ghost brother hesitantly. Do you get in the car or float behind the car? floating behind.Wang Shou imagined that scene, and felt that he couldn't match up with the one in front of him.

It's useless. He decided, Liang Chu dragged Shen Yunhuai over in two or three steps, opened the car door and pushed him up, enthusiastically teaching on the spot: "The car door is closed like this, watch it, just like this..." Liang Chu forcefully With a pull, the car door slammed into it, "When you touch it, it slams into it."

Fatty Wang turned the key, ghosts are not human, how can there be a chance to ride in a car?But looking at the two people in the rearview mirror, one was speaking seriously, while the other had a smile in his eyes, as if he was also listening carefully.

The seat is hard, and the butt hurts when you bump it. Liang Chu wants to sleep while hurting, but he dares to sleep. The streetcars in the center are crowded. up.Fortunately, this person looks unreliable, but in fact he has excellent driving skills. He is very familiar with this area all the way. In the disaster area, it took an hour to come to a farmyard.

This place is quite far away from the downtown area, next to the downtown area, my ears are full of yelling and yelling and selling things, I listen carefully, and I can hear the vigorous and powerful sharpening scissors with a long tail sound to cut a kitchen knife... full of enthusiasm human touch.

The wooden door of the compound was closed, and the fat and thin ones didn't go down to open the door. They opened the door with the head of the car in the direction, and rushed in.

Liang Chu looked out through the car window, it was a typical small farmyard, and when he entered the gate, there was a shadow gate wall, carved with dragons and phoenixes that symbolize auspiciousness, and the shadow gate wall blocks evil spirits and gathers energy, which is rarely seen even in rural areas. Got.

Fatty Wang turned off the engine and got out of the car, shouting at the top of his voice, "Master Dao! Master Qingbai! Come out and see who we brought back."

Liang Chu looked out curiously, wanting to see what Qingbai Daochang looked like.

As soon as the words fell, Fatty Wang scratched his head, suddenly thought of something, turned his head and said, "Well, little comrade, let's discuss something."

Liang Chu looked at him: "Say it."

Wang Shou also looked at him, and said, "The Daoist Qingbai has a good face. Last time, Chen Yunsheng snatched you away and tortured him for several days. If the old man asks about you, don't say that we two brought you back, it's better Said to be……"

Wang Shou was a little embarrassed to speak, and quickly said: "It is said that the South Cave Gate is not as good as the North Cave Gate, so you are here to seek refuge!"

"It's not good to lie to people..." Liang Chu pretended to make things difficult for him, and he was afraid that they would be persuaded by him, so he quickly said, "But this is a kind lie, so I am willing!"

Fat Wang and Thin Wang looked grateful, and Liang Chu looked like I was all for you.In fact, I thought in my heart that I also want to save face, how can I talk about such a shameful thing about being kicked out!

No one came out of the room, Wang Fat shouted a few more times, Wang Shou walked into the room to have a look, and said to the outside: "The radio is not here!"

Wang Fatty clicked his tongue: "The old man is not at home when the radio is not at home, so let's leave him alone."

Liang Chu nodded and looked around. He saw a yard of green vegetables and a litter of chickens. The green vegetables were tender and lovely, and the chickens were clucking.Liang Chu was drooling, looked at the subtotal and looked at the green vegetables, and felt that chicken stewed with green vegetables would be delicious...

Banya Xiong was heartbroken: "Why are you so unkind! How cute is the chick!"

Liang Chu said: "Chicks are not cute, but dicks are cute."

Materia Bear expressionless: "Then you are so cute!"

Liang Chu twisted it: "You brat, do you want to fight?"

Averting his frightening eyes from Xiaoji, Liang Chu looked around the place and saw four rooms head-on.The house is one meter higher than the ground, and there is a slope facing the door, with steps on both sides of the slope.It looks like a house built by my own family.Walking into the room, I saw an Eight Immortals table and two Eight Immortals chairs with peeling paint in the middle of the main room.There was a big portrait hanging above the table of the Eight Immortals. Wang Pang smiled and said, "Chairman of the founding of the country, don't underestimate this portrait. Whoever starts a business is not full of evil spirits. It is much more powerful than a spell."

Liang Chu couldn't help but look at it twice, and thought to himself, can the RMB also drive away ghosts...

The room is very simple, without air conditioning, and a three-blade ceiling fan is hung above the head.Fatty Wang unscrewed it, and the cool wind swept down.There are no traces of women's life inside and outside the house. What is rare is that there are three big men living here, and the fat and thin ones seem to be careless.Liang Chu said, "It's very clean."

Even the windows are bright.

Fatty Wang sighed: "Is there any way, Daoist Qingbai is so lazy and clean, he can only be an apprentice and suffer a lot."

As he spoke, Fatty Wang winked his eyes at Shou Wang. The two were very familiar and understood each other. They could tell what the other was saying with just one look.

The head of the Highland Barley Road was not at home, so the fat man and the thin man let him go. He ran into the back room and didn't know what he was busy with, and he didn't even pour a glass of water.Liang Chu was dazzled by sleepiness, sitting on the small bench and yawning one after another, and could not sleep in other people's bed without the owner's permission.Shen Yunhuai sat on the Eight Immortals chair and watched him for a while, then patted his thigh, Liang Chu was stunned for a few seconds, and rubbed his butt against the bench.

Shen Yunhuai grabbed his two hands and held them, lowered his head and asked, "Sleepy?"

Liang Chu looked up at him, tried hard to separate the upper and lower eyelids, nodded sleepily, staying up late is really bad.Shen Yunhuai saw that he yawned a lot, his eyes and eyelashes became wet, and his red eyes seemed to be bullied, and if he was more ruthless, he would really cry.

There was a feather scratching gently in his heart, Shen Yunhuai suppressed the tyrannical thoughts, spread his legs and put the person in the middle: "Sleep here."

Shen Yunhuai was sitting on the Eight Immortals chair, and he was sitting on the little chair, just at the right height to sleep on his stomach. Liang Chu touched and felt the touch in his hand, which was softer than the hard desk.

"That won't work," Liang Chu refused.With a villain's heart, he wondered why Shen Yunhuai was so caring, if there was a conspiracy, there must be a conspiracy.However, the back of his head was held by him, and he pressed it down, and he fell down without any effort.

When the head is helpless, it can barely stay awake, and it strikes quickly and disobediently, turning into a mess.He lay comfortably on the ground for a few seconds, thinking with the little mud left, and felt that this posture was a little bit too close to it.

Although he couldn't see it, he pointed it with the back of his head.

Liang Chu wanted to raise his head, but the hand held him firmly, Liang Chu said worriedly: "Shen Yunhuai is like this, does he have any plans for me?"

Materia Xiong said, "I didn't catch what you said."

Liang Chu said: "Shen Yunhuai covets my beauty."

Ban Yaxiong said: "You don't blush, how dare you think so."

Liang Chu said: "Look how close the back of my head is to his."

Ban Yaxiong said quietly: "Can you be more pure, Shen Yunhuai is a pervert, you don't look in the mirror to see what Du's belly looks like, and how does Shen Yunhuai look like. You really have plans for him because you have plans for him, Shen Yunhuai is so good Don't black him out."

Liang Chu was very wronged: "Shen Yunhuai had plans for me, why did I blackmail him, I have a beautiful heart."

Mater Xiong said: "It's beautiful, it's beautiful."

When Ban Yaxiong said this, Liang Chu felt a little narcissistic, embarrassed to say it, yawned again, leaned on his lap, looked at the knee of the man in front of him: "You insisted on letting me sleep, I didn't I want it from you."

I was really sleepy, the ending sound was soft and soft, and it took a little effort to hear it clearly.Shen Yunhuai saw that he was taking advantage of his behavior and gave a low hum.

Wang Fat and Wang Shou were in the back room to learn all about it. I don't know if they didn't treat people as outsiders, or they didn't stick to the way of hospitality, and left the guests outside for a while before coming out.One of them was carrying a big box, he was taken aback when he saw the scene outside, and asked in a low voice, "Did you fall asleep so soon?"

Shen Yunhuai was very satisfied with his self-conscious whisper, and patted Liang Chu's back rhythmically with his palm. If it wasn't for the quietness in the room and no lullaby, Fatty Wang almost thought he was beating the rhythm of the lullaby.

Fatty Wang and Shou Wang looked at each other, and Fatty Wang said, "Go to bed and sleep, it's not easy to sleep like this, no wonder I was so depressed just now."

Shen Yunhuai nodded: "Where is the guest room?"

Fatty Wang smiled, and carefully said: "Small place, where is there a guest room? Wang Shou and I live in the west room, and the master is in the east room. There is another room outside. It was given by the highland barley road chief when the house was built. The baby room prepared by his child... who knows that he didn't marry a wife at all, and it's a bit messy inside. Let Du Du sleep in our room."

Shen Yunhuai remained silent all the time, and waved his hand to show that it was okay. He glanced at the small west wing outside, pondered for a while, and raised his finger. A few yellow talisman papers flew out from the cardboard box in Wang Pang's arms. Shen Yunhuai caught it with one hand and unfolded it on the table.

Wang Fat and Wang Shou's eyeballs followed the yellow talisman, and his jaw almost dropped in shock. He saw the ghost stack the talisman papers together, and drew something on it with his index finger. He didn't use cinnabar, nor did he take blood from his middle finger. , Just drew something like this, there is not even a trace on the talisman paper.However, he simply folded a paper figurine with the talisman paper, and a cluster of flames came out. The talisman paper was quickly dyed to ashes, and the gray ashes fell to the ground lightly, turning into four small paper figurines.Four pieces of talisman paper, one piece of talisman paper, grew as if they had eaten gold, but in less than ten seconds, the paper figurine grew to the size of a human being, bowed to Shen Yunhuai, and seemed to be given life.The two stepped out of the room without touching the ground, as if stepping on a transparent cloud, and left in the sky.The other two opened the small west wing room outside and started sweeping like living people.

Wang Fat and Wang Shou were stunned, and looked at each other again, reading the same message from each other's eyes.What the hell is this evil monster, or is it a ghost? !

Shen Yunhuai ignored it, looked down at the person lying on his lap, fondled his face fondly, it felt good.Seeing him falling asleep and running down, his head slipped to his knees, Shen Yunhuai held his face and put his hands on it enviously, and then adjusted his posture to make him sleep more comfortably.

The two paper piercers who went out came back soon.One was holding a soft quilt, the other was holding a beautiful wooden box, and the paper figurine carrying the quilt went to the outside room, and the other came with a wooden box. Shen Yunhuai didn't even look at it, just picked out something and threw it over. , the fat man and the thin man raised their arms at the same time, catching them with all four hands, and took a look in front of them. In this hot summer day, the tentacles were still cold and round. It looked like jade, with two small seal characters engraved on it. .

There are warm jade in winter and cold jade in summer, both of which are rare treasures, one fat and one thin looked at each other, unanimously giving up their previous thoughts.Just now the two of them giggled strangely, they were thinking of accepting a junior brother, who was the latest to get started, and from now on, all the work of the senior brother should belong to the younger brother, and the fat and thin senior brother can be liberated.

Now it seems... the rookie junior brother may not be able to keep him.

The anxiety on the faces of the two couldn't be concealed. Du Du had only studied art for a few days, and no matter how talented he was, it was impossible for him to surpass Chen Yunsheng and Daoist Qing Barley who had practiced for decades.They have followed Wang Jinke for so many years, and they have never seen a ghost that can drive a paper doll... a monster that they have never seen before, how could Du Du be able to control it?

The task of piercing people outside was completed, the room and the bed were tidied up, and they came in and stood in a row, bowing together again, asking Shen Yunhuai to have a look.

The person on his body was still asleep, Shen Yunhuai wanted to hug him up, but his movements were very light, but he only made a movement, and he still woke up.Liang Chu rubbed his hand unconsciously on his leg, as if he wanted to turn over, but after moving a bit, he realized that he was not lying down, but standing upright.

When the consciousness came back, Liang Chu opened his eyes: "Is the Taoist priest back?"

Shen Yunhuai immediately lifted him up: "No, go to bed and sleep."

"Oh!" Liang Chu was so obedient, he looked like I was dreaming, he listened to what he said, he looked for a bed when asked to find a bed, stood at attention on the spot, the puppy bit its tail and turned around in a circle, and his eyes fell on the dining table .

Fatty Wang was worried, lest he would jump up and use the table as a bed: "Don't look for it, this is the living room, there is no bed, the room is packed for you, the room on the west side outside."

Liang Chu nodded, distinguishing between southeast and north, Shen Yunhuai saw him as if he was drunk, ran to the door to find the sun to find the direction, followed quickly, grabbed his wobbly head, led the door down the steps, and pushed it away in the small west room Door: "Here, go to sleep."

The room was cleaned very clean, it can be said that it was spotless, and the room was bright and airy.There is not much furniture, a wooden bed is placed against the wall on the right side, a bedside table is placed in front of the bed, a dressing table is next to it, and a corner cabinet is placed in the corner, and the teacup placed there is still steaming.The length of the bed is awkward, one person sleeps big and two people sleep small, it is covered with thick and high bedding, covered with dragon and phoenix sheets, it is very comfortable to lie on it, especially after sleeping on hard thighs, it feels good to sleep .

I ate something casually at noon, the fat man and the thin man were fidgeting, and they wanted to find Taoist Qingbai, but they didn't know where the old man had gone.I would rather bring a radio than a mobile phone when I go out.

Sure enough, the highland barley road didn't come until the second half of the afternoon. Before entering the house, I felt something was wrong. A very thick and heavy cloud hovered over the house. When I entered the door, even the little hens in the cage looked like It was beaten, and it dared not lay eggs against the cage.

After returning to the door and looking for a long time, he was sure that he had gone through the wrong door, and the face of Taoist Qinglan became serious again.After receiving a big business, the joy of looking for an apprentice to show off the master's prestige is gone. Seeing the van in the courtyard, the two unworthy apprentices must have returned.The Highland Barley Road Master thought for a while with his hands behind his back, and then walked in quickly, pretending to be natural, with the radio in his hand.

The door of the small west room was closed, Taoist Qingbai took a quick glance, and went straight to the main room, where he saw a fat man and a thin man laying on the table and drawing amulets, with no missing arms or legs.Hearing the sound of footsteps, Fatty Wang turned his head and saw a little old man standing at the door, he opened his mouth and said, "Oh, look who is here, isn't it our Highland Barley Road Master, you are not demented yet, I thought you let me Cerebral thrombosis was tied up, and I forgot my way home."

Wang Jinke scanned a one-meter radius, brushed over a few glasses, picked up the fan and threw the fan over his head and face: "Don't be poor with me here, what's the matter with you two, you went out this morning and you're fine, what did you bring back?! "

Fatty Wang dodged his head and announced the good news first with a smile: "Our two brothers brought you an apprentice back."

Wang Shou said: "I was wondering what name you would give him. I am Wang Shou, he is Wang Pang, and my junior is called Wang Ai?"

Wang Jinke glared at the two, walked quickly into the animal and took out a mahogany sword. Fatty Wang stood up: "Master, what are you doing with this sword?"