Dare to be flirtatious [Quick Transmigration]

Du Du couldn't afford a smart phone, Liang Chu was a little anxious, and didn't know how to describe to him what a smart phone is: "I'm out of date this month... the current mobile phone is smaller than this, more advanced, and there are no numbers," Liang Chu pointed to the keyboard and said: "It is replaced with a large screen, a touch screen, and the touch screen is the one that responds one by one... The number pad is gone. If you want to make a call, you can just press the dial pad, and you can take it back when you are done making a call." Go, oh, I can’t say, you can still surf the Internet, do you know what the Internet is?”

Shen Yunhuai was unmoved, Liang Chu was afraid that he would misunderstand, and explained: "It's not a spider surfing the Internet, it's a network, a network..."

Liang Chu was a little dazed, the two generations who were nearly a hundred years apart stood together, Liang Chu's right hand gestured in the palm of his left hand, but nothing could be drawn.There are thousands of functions on the Internet, and no explanation is as good as the vivid images seen with one's own eyes.

Liang Chu gave up the phone, pointed to the long-burning candle and said, "Look at this candle, we don't use it anymore, it doesn't work, it doesn't light up, and it will be blown out if there is wind..." Liang Chu made it for him to see , I blew a breath casually, and sure enough, it went out as soon as I blew.

"..."

The room fell into darkness and silence.

Liang Chu: "...Hey, extinct, extinct?"

Materia Bear said: "...Yes, isn't it, it will really go out once you blow it."

There was only moonlight in the room, and the candlelight of the two red lanterns outside the door. The faint red light penetrated into the room and immediately became weird.

Liang Chu paused for a while, then calmly took out the tractor mobile phone, and forced himself to say: "But the light is different, just like my mobile phone, it turns on when you press it, and it turns off when you press it, it's very convenient."

The light on the broken mobile phone screen was very dim. Liang Chu finished the demonstration, put away the mobile phone, took out a talisman and said, "Don't be afraid, I didn't hit you. I'll see if I can light the candle."

The ghost-calling talisman will ignite a flame for a few seconds in an instant, and the talisman will only be effective when it is burned to ashes. I don't know if it can be used as a match to ignite a fire. Try it.

Liang Chu asked him to wait, unzip the zipper and use the moonlight to distinguish which one is the ghost-calling charm. The ghost-fixing charm and the ghost-subduing charm both have the meaning of attack and provocation, and it is not good for the ghost-expelling charm to drive Shen Yunhuai away... The ghost-calling charm It's more suitable, there are many ghosts here, you don't need to recruit them.

There seemed to be a slight sigh coming from the darkness, and light appeared in the room again. Liang Chu looked sideways and saw Shen Yunhuai's thumb and forefinger squeeze the wick, then let go, and the candle was lit like this.

Liang Chu opened his mouth wide, it is better than his talisman.

Shen Yunhuai tapped the corner of the table with his slender fingers, and said calmly, "I'm not interested."

He squinted his eyes slightly, his expression was still gentle, but his tone was threatening: "Get out of here immediately, I can still see you for half a quarter of an hour, so I don't have to go."

Liang Chu was startled, and the trembling old lady seemed to be walking, shaking every step three times, took a step back, and said disappointedly: "Okay."

It's hard to talk about the expulsion order issued so quickly.

The zipper of the backpack was not closed, Liang Chu held the corner of the ghost bag and said goodbye to him: "Then goodbye, I'm leaving now."

Shen Yunhuai said nothing.

Liang Chu didn't care whether the other party would respond at all, and while pretending to turn around, he took out the ghost collection bag from his backpack and shouted: "Look at me arresting you!" As he spoke, he rushed forward, opened the ghost collection bag and put it on Shen Yunhuai's head A trace of sinisterness flashed across the man's dark eyes, and disappeared instantly.Liang Chu moved very quickly, and ran to Shen Yunhuai in less than a second. Although he failed to hold him, but the pocket was aimed at him, he thought it was useless. Now seeing Shen Yunhuai's body disappear, he was so happy, it was like falling from the sky pie!So easy to do!If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't talk so much nonsense!

Liang Chu tightened his pocket quickly, not seeing the disappearing figure appearing behind him in the next half a second.Shen Yunhuai's expression was gloomy. Let's not mention the present. He is still the ghost ancestor who stays at home and controls the party. Even when he was alive, he was also the young master of the Shen family. It is true that no one dared to approach him, but no one dared to plot against him He doesn't know how to flatter.

The little Taoist priest who doesn't know how to praise is still self-aware, knowing that a ghost bag won't hold him, so he takes out the second one from the backpack, and the third...covers eight layers.

The man looked at his tricks, don't say eight, there are eighty, even the child ghosts outside can't stop, still want to deal with him?

There is white yin flowing out from the palm of the man's hand, it doesn't take too much effort, just lightly pat on his celestial cap, and the soul will be dissipated immediately, and there will be no chance of reincarnation as a human being.

Liang Chu wrapped up the ghost bag late, and patted the thick ghost bag reassuringly, like patting the head of a puppy, and said softly: "Don't be angry with me, I will take you out to see the new world .”

After a pause, he added: "You'll like it."

Shen Yunhuai's movements stopped, his heart that had been empty for many years was suddenly bitten by something, very lightly and quickly.The yin energy in the man's palm became lighter, seeing that the little Taoist thought he was under arrest, put the ghost collection bag containing him in his backpack, and turned around.Shen Yunhuai disappeared, Liang Chu didn't see anything, and smiled at the ghost bag in his backpack.

"Task value +10, current task value is 10."

Liang Chu heaved a sigh of relief, the task value seemed to be quite easy to master, and it was not as difficult as expected.

In the soft moonlight, Liang Chu hugged the backpack in his arms, and said to Shou Gui Bag: "We're leaving now."

When I walked to the door and saw the shadow, I turned back and blew out the candle: "This time I really left."

When I went out, I put on my suspenders, carried my bag on my back like a koala, and wanted to turn around to help close the door, when suddenly there was a bang behind me, and when I came back to my senses, the two doors were closed.Looking up at the swaying lanterns, there is wind.

Liang Chu walked down the steps and said to Shou Guibao, "Take you back to my house first."

However, just as he turned around, a figure wearing a moonlight robe appeared on the grand teacher's chair, and gently closed the door with one hand, shutting the little Taoist outside.The room was quiet, pitch black, and the candlelight and moonlight outside did not enter the room.

The little Taoist priest was talking to himself outside, Shen Yunhuai listened in his heart, and was silent for a while, who taught such a familiar person to take him home casually, did he agree?Where did he come from with such a great ability, thinking that a few bags for collecting ghosts, not even a compass for collecting ghosts, would be able to subdue him?

Shen Yunhuai frowned, a strange feeling swept through his whole body from the bottom of his heart, this feeling vaguely told him that the initiative was in his hands, but it was useless, he still couldn't refuse something.This feeling forced him to close the door, but opened a window, and Shen Yunhuai moved over.

In his whole life, he didn't know what family affection was, what was friendship, what was love, and he didn't even know what this tricky and domineering feeling meant.But it doesn't matter, practice makes perfect, a long illness becomes a good doctor, Shen Yunhuai stared at the yellow figure, after summing up many experiences, he will soon know that this feeling is powerlessness and frustration, abbreviated as two words: surrender.

Shen Yunhuai looked at him, what would he say to him?

Just now it was "we are going out", "I blew out your candle", now he will say "I am passing your peach tree", and after a while, it is probably "we have come to Xiaoshanshui", Then walk through the peach blossom grove and walk the rest of the way, say "we have reached the gate", and then he will leave, carrying a ghost bag, and disappearing into the sea of ​​people.

Shen Yunhuai raised his eyebrows, avoiding was not an option, he should pinch him to death, and the world would be quiet.But before that, it's time to confirm whether what he said was the same as what he thought. As if he had found a plausible excuse, a figure suddenly appeared behind the yellow-robed Taoist priest. Sure enough, he was stepping over the threshold, facing Ghost bag collection report: "We are now at the gate."

It was exactly as he thought.Shen Yunhuai looked at him.

Crossing the threshold: "We're out now."

It seemed that what was contained in it was not a turbulent ghost, but a child ghost who left home for the first time and felt uneasy, and needed him to comfort him softly from time to time.

Shen Yunhuai was a little dazed, his ordinary and boring life seemed to be a bit extra colorful.

Liang Chu stood still outside the door, looking at the red lantern on his head: "You don't need to blow this candle, it's too high to reach, your ghost friends should be responsible." There are ghosts in the lanterns in the courtyard Watching, he didn't dare to go there.

Just as Liang Chu finished speaking, there was a sharp cry from behind. In the dead of night, Liang Chu was startled and trembled. Looking back tremblingly, he saw that the ghosts who had been as quiet as a chicken just now suddenly went crazy collectively.There are no stars in the sky, only a big and round moon. The moon is bright and bright, the moonlight is like water, the white fog forest, the smoke is misty, and the night ghosts cry.The cry was so sad that it sounded very scary. Liang Chu was covered in goose bumps from crying, and the red-clothed ghost floated towards him, forcing Liang Chu to step back step by step: "What's wrong with them?"

Ban Yaxiong said with a trembling voice: "You are going to take away the ghost ancestor, what are you talking about, run away!"

But it was fine just now, why is it crazy now.

While backing away, Liang Chu said to Shou Gui Bao, "Take care of them."

Naturally, there would be no movement from the ghost bag collection, Shen Yunhuai stood behind him, watching him retreat into his arms step by step.

Liang Chu tripped on his back foot, thinking that the ghost was sneaking up behind him, so he threw his fist back quickly, but there was nothing.

Ban Yaxiong said quietly: "Why are you still standing there, don't you think Shen Yunhuai sent them here?"

Liang Chu was stunned, thinking it made sense, Shen Yunhuai must have ordered these ghosts to save him.

"It's too bad!" Liang Chu said.

"Yes, run!" Mater Bear said.

There is a small forest outside the Shenzhai compound, Liang Chu walked quickly along the path, thinking that these ghosts would not follow him all the time.After walking not far, I suddenly saw a familiar person lying on the side of the road. I walked over and saw that person was leaning against a tree trunk, dying of breath. Isn't that the same as Wu Jing from the Wu family brothers and sisters.

Thinking that they were not loyal enough to throw him away, Liang Chu was annoyed: "Why are you lying here? You're dying?"

Hearing the question, Wu Jing's eyes opened a slit, and he said angrily, "Master, are you alright?"

Liang Chu said: "Do you think I seem to have something to do?"

"That's good," Wu Jing heaved a sigh of relief, his head drooped and he passed out.

Liang Chu squatted down inconveniently, and kicked Wu Jing: "It's not safe here, behind..."

As he spoke, Liang Chu was in a trance, feeling something was wrong, he paused his voice to catch it carefully, and the crying sound could not be heard at all.The dense fog around him also thinned a lot. Liang Chu turned his head and saw that the mysterious courtyard hidden in the white mist forest and buried for decades disappeared without a trace, replaced by bushes half a person's height.They are now in the green belt, and there are a few slender street lamps standing not far in front of them, illuminating the long asphalt road.

Liang Chu still couldn't believe it, had he already left the haunted house?He thought he had to go through five stages and kill six generals.

He walked out so easily... Then what are those ghosts crying and crying, sending Shen Yunhuai off?

Liang Chu took out his mobile phone to check the time, it was four in the morning.

There was no bus at this time, and taxis were scarce, so Liang Chu decided to rest here for a while and wait for the bus to go to work.Fortunately, hiding behind the green belt, no one will see their current distressed appearance. Liang Chu also found a tree trunk to lean against, took off his Taoist robe and put it away, otherwise he would be surrounded by people as monsters at dawn.

The strange thing is that Wu Jing fainted here, and Wu Lan and Wu Hang fainted farther away.

Shen Yunhuai touched the ground on one knee, half-kneeled beside him to look at him, took off his Taoist robe, and the faint golden light of the spell disappeared, revealing his bare arms and legs.Shen Yunhuai stretched out his hand to caress the stranger's arm, Liang Chu thought it was a mosquito, and stretched out his hand to pat it without looking at it, but after slapping his palm, he found nothing.

With lingering fears in his heart, Ban Yaxiong lay on his knees and looked behind him, making sure he was safe, and sat on his lap and patted his chest: "You are too bold, you scared me to death, you dare to plot against someone like Shen Yunhuai, it's a long life? You said you plotted against you, don’t forget me! What if you implicate the innocent baby panda.”

Liang Chu said: "I was not that impulsive. Although it didn't take long, I thought about it carefully. The reason why I did it so bravely was because I saw Shen Yunhuai installed the phone."

Mater Bear hugged the eggshell: "What's the matter with the phone?"

Liang Chu organized his words and puffed out his chest: "I think that a person who completely refuses to communicate with the outside world does not need a phone. If we are at home and don't want to be disturbed, we will turn off the phone. If a person never needs to be disturbed , he will not leave the phone. What is the phone? It is a tool for communicating with the outside world, so I think this is a very important signal. I'm used to being isolated, and I don't know how to integrate into the society. In fact, I still long for it in my heart, but I'm too embarrassed to say it. It's so pitiful. After so many years, so many months, so many days, so many hours, as long as I, alone, I understand his hint, alas."

"Stop praising yourself secretly," said Banya Xiong. "When others praise a flower, you praise a rotten winter melon."

Liang Chu said bluntly: "Is there still a need to boast? Isn't this the truth? He is so handsome and so smart. What can Ban Yaxiong say?"

Ban Yaxiong didn't argue, and was silent for a while and said, "What you said makes sense, but don't look at him with conventional eyes. This time, you are thinking too much. Shen Yunhuai is another possibility."

Liang Chu said mercilessly: "Don't talk, I don't want to hear you talk today."

Ban Yaxiong said: "The phone was installed at that time. It has no other meaning. It makes no difference to him whether he has a phone or not. He didn't dismantle the phone because he didn't pay attention to it at all. , Wait until when he throws the phone on purpose, it shows that he cares. Just turn off the phone with the young couple, don’t they really want to contact each other? Why don’t they turn it on every ten minutes to check. Shen Yunhuai is not that kind of person. "

Liang Chu showed a smile of do you want to fight: "Didn't I let you talk about it?"

Materia Xiong said deeply: "I want you to recognize the facts."

Liang Chu pursed his lips in embarrassment, thinking it made sense, the former exposed Shen Yunhuai's duplicity, Shen Yunhuai should be grateful to him.The latter was because others didn't want to come out at all, so he pulled it out forcefully, and it was still in the ghost bag, which was small and dark, and it was uncomfortable to squeeze.

In just one thought, it's either revenge or revenge!

Liang Chu looked at the bag for collecting ghosts in his arms, and wisely decided to take precautions before they happen. Money can make ghosts turn the clock. When he goes back, he will go to the longevity shop to buy something, and burn some paper money and gold ingots for Shen Yunhuai For silver ingots, burn two clothes, and then burn two more expensive paper wives with better tie, and bribe him.

If it is repayment, it will be icing on the cake, if it is revenge... it can also turn hostility into friendship a little bit.

Dongfang soon turned pale, and Wu Jing, who was leaning against the tree, woke up with a low moan. Liang Chu turned his head and asked, "Are you okay?"

Wu Jing opened his eyes to look at him, closed them again, and asked, "Master, are you alright?"

Liang Chu shook his head: "I'm fine." But I won't know later, I caught a ghost that is not easy to mess with.

Wu Jing breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I can rest assured."

Liang Chu didn't speak, because Wu Jing's answer matched his mental activity, and there seemed to be something wrong with it.

Wu Jing sat up with difficulty, and said with a wry smile, "I just found out today that there really are ghosts in the world."

Liang Chu said, "Yes!"

Wu Jing looked apologetic, and explained: "Wu Lan was terrified when I was inside, and ran out desperately, and passed out when I reached the door. I had to carry her out first. When I came back, I couldn't see Wu Hang. I arranged for them to find you again, but you have disappeared. Fortunately, you are fine."

Liang Chu looked at Wu Jing, no wonder the three of them were not lying on the same ground, could it be that Wu Jing was holding his breath and was waiting for him to come out.Although the younger siblings lower their favorability, the elder brother is quite likable.

Liang Chu's expression softened a bit: "It's really not easy for you, big brother."

He wanted to stop his younger brother and sister from exploring the haunted house, but they could only follow along. As a result, both of Ye Gong and his dragons fainted, and he had to be responsible for bringing them out.

Wu Jing was helpless: "Wu Lan is eager for quick success. I watched her grow up. There is nothing wrong with her other than this. I'm making you laugh."

Liang Chu shook his head.

Wu Jing got up to look at Wu Lan and Wu Hang, still breathing, still worried: "Are the two of them okay?"

Liang Chu sighed: "I can't say nothing is wrong. Go back and drink more glutinous rice water. Peach trees can drive away evil spirits. The fruit is also effective. Eat more peaches for a few days to see the situation. If it doesn't work, call me and I'll check it out for you. .”

Wu Jing nodded in thanks, hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "Master, how much does it cost to invite you to do a ritual?"

Liang Chu was stunned: "Ah?"

Wu Jing was full of sadness: "This matter has been in our village for many years, and it has become an unsolved case. When I go home and see my uncle and aunt, I feel uncomfortable."

Liang Chu blinked, and Wu Jing said: "The two of them have a daughter named Wu Zhengfang, who is the most competitive in our village, especially promising, No. 1 from elementary school to junior high school, and was admitted by Hwaseong No. [-] Middle School when she was in high school. Free admission, this honor, not to mention the village, is the first in our county. Although my sister came from the village, her grades in the city have never been in the top five, so I thought she would be the first in our village sooner or later. I was a college student, who knew that this person would disappear just before and after the college entrance examination. The family was poor, and she was sensible since she was a child. During the examination, she was in the city, and it was a hot day. Hundreds, she didn't let my uncle and aunt follow her, and after she left, she never came back."