Old and Beautiful in the Red Chamber

You don't have such a joke, anyway, he hasn't said it yet, so naturally he can leave it alone, can't he?Situ Xi, who habitually patted and hugged the humanoid pillow in his arms, took a deep breath, thinking blankly, anyway, he is the emperor, so he is right no matter what!

"Well——" the old man covered his mouth and yawned, "Why are you free to come here today? Are you all busy? The town has been talking about you these days. I told him that Grandpa Ninth went out to do business. .”

"..." Look, you know this old bastard is heartless!Whether he comes or not, it doesn't matter to him, does it?Situ Xi's complexion got worse.

"Hey, I said, why did you throw my big brother Jing into the temple? There is no water in there, so there is no place for people! And pray, what blessings are you praying for? My big brother Jing is actually half a bucket of water. , you have to pray for the selection of an eminent monk who will become a fairy!" The elder muttered, knowing that he still has a baby in his womb!Although the third brother said that all his people in the Taoist temple are not afraid of being known by outsiders, the old man is guilty!In his previous life, he respected his elder brother, but he tossed himself in the Taoist temple, and then died directly in it!The old man is afraid!Afraid of fate, this little bitch will hit him, what if the convulsion makes him respect his elder brother and die early?Especially since he still has a big belly!Thinking of my dear sister Zhang, sister-in-law Zhen and others all facing the hell of having a baby, how can the elder feel at ease?

"I need you to tell me what to do?" Situ Xi snorted coldly, thinking that his two little friends had internally digested it, and that he had taken a fancy to the remaining idiot, Situ Xi couldn't stop his heart Situ Xi, even more heartbroken, because of the nourishing life of salute, he could no longer bear the emptiness and loneliness of the bed and climbed onto this idiot's bed, Situ Xi wanted to spray poisonous juice!

"...Don't ask if you don't ask, you're stingy!" the elder muttered, afraid that if he said too much, Situ Xi would find out that his brother Jing was pregnant. What if the royal family burned his brother Jing to death in the name of a monster?After all, the status of the little partner is too special, a word can turn the world upside down, what should be paid attention to is that he can be proud of being favored, it doesn't mean he can climb on others and do his best, it's better not to touch people's bad luck, go to sleep.

"..." No way, really asleep?Cut~ If you don't say it, don't say it, go to sleep!

The old man was awakened by being entangled, with one hand hooking his shoulders and the other hand kneading his hips like steel, and the arms that hugged him heavily, the hot limbs that were close to each other, there was a heavy gasp next to his ear, and there was a poke on him. The indescribable object on the thigh... The old man was shocked for a moment, his drowsiness disappeared, and his peach blossom eyes staring round in the darkness turned into dead fish eyes. As a man, he immediately understood Situ Xi's situation.

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Fuck!Is Situ Xi possessed by brother Zhen next door?

Hehehe, I never expected that Situ Xi's people set him up to collapse if he said so!What about the cold emperor?Why did you become a wretched old man in seconds?As someone who is regarded as a tool for self-aggrandizement, should he kick the other party out of bed?

If this kicks down, if the emperor is abolished, may I ask, what is the chance that their old Jia family will not have to bear the wrath of thunder?The poor old man has been straight for two lifetimes. He has always been in groups of wives and concubines, with houses all over the floor, and confidante friends all over the world. He never imagined that one day he would be hugged by a man with whimsical thoughts. A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and it is safe to kill the other party. Why is it the emperor?Forget about the emperor, he is still a good (dead) brother (opposite) brother (head) emperor... How did you let him get down?What made the Grand Master even more painful was that he reacted ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ~

The old man is a normal man, and he is also a man with a good body and never suppresses his desire. He has been a vegetarian for two lifetimes and suddenly has been a vegetarian for several years. He can't stand being teased at all!I just fell asleep and didn't feel it, but now I'm awake, being hugged and rubbed, listening to the person's panting, the old man feels it! ! !Xiao Shexi, he has woken up! ! !

To be reacted to by a man... I have nothing to love.jpg

When God closes a door for you, he usually closes the window for you... When the old man is so rubbed that he is about to explode, that bastard Situ Xi is over!This bastard who didn't know how long he had been chasing him ended before the master broke out!Then this bastard who didn't marry to tease himself fell asleep completely after feeling happy!Master Nima was thrown aside like this!The whole person who wants to do it by himself, has enough food and clothing, is hugged and can't free his hands to summon the fifth girl!

What do you want the old man to do!He is also very desperate!

The old man who has neither heart nor courage dared not go rubbing against Situ Xi himself!What should he do if he can't summon the fifth girl?The elder who stared at the dark bedside wanted to die!

The next day, Situ Xi went to court in a refreshed outfit early, and it took a while for the old man with thick dark circles to get up like a ghost-he was so excited last night that he finally fell asleep in the middle of the night, and he had nightmares again and again, In the dream, someone cruelly said this and that, but he didn't make people explode!Fuck, from reality to dream!The old man is going to be tossing crazy!

When Situ Xi came again in the evening, the elder refused, but could he tell Situ Xi the real reason?Can you?The old man who couldn't say anything could only watch that bastard enter the room again, and watched the National People's Congress rubbing and rubbing in his sleep again in the middle of the night, and then stopped before the old man broke out. Look, the other party also failed to break out, half a catty... Fortunately, it's a wool!What's wrong with you, Situ Xi, that you only dreamed half of your spring dreams!His great master is almost suffocating to death!

On the third night...

On the fourth night...

On the fifth day... the old man couldn't take it any longer!If he can bear it any longer, he will be destroyed!Seeing that the man stopped again at a critical moment, the elder opened his mouth and gnawed on the dragon's neck with a yelp, and recklessly twisted his buttocks, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing against the human body.

"Huh, seduce me!" Situ Xi, who was bitten so hard that he almost lost his helmet and armor, snorted, finally heaved a sigh of relief, turned over and pressed the person under him--the other party was already aggrieved enough, Situ Xi held his breath and was unwilling to take the initiative to be friendly with others. The first time he rubbed against someone was an accident, but after that he did it on purpose, just to force Jia Amnesty to take the initiative to entangle him!I thought I could get this old bastard done in a day or two, but it took five days!When did he become so suffocating?Situ Xi herself was also boiled with the beast's blood that was dragged out of her body - it was not easy to finally wait for someone to "take the initiative"!

"You, you, are you awake?" The suppressed elder was flustered, and what was even more flustered was that Situ Xi didn't feel right to him today!The old dandy who seeks advantages and avoids disadvantages intends to find a way out for himself, "Well, I don't know if Zhen Evil has kicked the quilt, I have to go and see..."

"A bunch of maids are surrounding him. Why, you seduced me and plan to slip away irresponsibly?" Situ Xi started to unpack the package while speaking.

"Don't take off my clothes! Who, who seduced you? It's obviously you..." The old man tried his best to save his clothes, but the weak struggle was of no use. He still left the clothes that the embroiderer had carefully crafted with a lot of money. He said, "Situ Xi, wake me up! I'm a man! A man!"

"As you said, men can do it with men." After stripping the man naked, Situ Xi took out the ointment from under the pillow, dug a big lump, and went to Jia She's indescribable part ——After being provoked by Zhang Shouli and Jia Jing, Situ Xi, who was still stubbornly resisting, finally followed his own ideas. It didn't make sense that those two old guys were eating meat happily, but he wanted to wrong himself bitterly, didn't he?Now that she accepted her fate and followed her heart, Situ Xi naturally made all kinds of preparations for her own sexual happiness in advance, waiting for someone to jump into the pot by herself - here is the loyal and obedient Wang Sheng Wuke face.

"I, I, I don't want it! Situ Xi, you go find someone else! I can help you find it, and I will find it for you! Don't—" the old man who suddenly had chrysanthemums chilled almost cried up.

"Looking for? Don't? Someone?" In the darkness, Situ Xi gritted his teeth very clearly. This bastard actually asked him to find someone else!act recklessly!

"..." It's over, I feel like I've stabbed a hornet's nest... The old man shrank his head for some unknown reason, feeling that Situ Xi was more dangerous.

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"Aww! It hurts! Who told you to come in directly!"

"to beat!"

"Slow down, it's bleeding! It must be bleeding! Woooooo—"

"There is no smell of blood! Why are big men crying!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"...Hiss, who made you make that sound? Shameless, seduce me again!"

"You don't have any shame! Hmph... hurry up..."

"..." Is it slow or fast?

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"Hmph~ Your skills are not good! There are so many women in the Sixth Court of Sangong in vain, why haven't you practiced your skills? It's too bad! Woo~ It's too fast~ If you slow down, you will die~"

"..." It's so hard to serve!Especially that mouth, it's so annoying!Situ Xi, who never wanted to kiss Yan Haoshi, had to make an exception again and gag someone's mouth.