Old and Beautiful in the Red Chamber

Although the southern tour was Situ Xi's impromptu idea, but since he decided to come, he didn't come here simply for fun, but for work.Situ Xi will go to many places on this southern tour, and the journey is relatively long. He will start the southern tour in mid-August, and the farthest will be Guangdong Province. When he arrives in Fujian, he will also ask about the affairs of the Taiwan government. He is so busy every day, the elder is eager to go out and play, and he really doesn't have much free time.

In these years, the Tian Dynasty is generally a prosperous and good year, and the world is peaceful and the people are happy, but God makes troubles from time to time, either here the water is flooded, the embankment is broken, the mouth is full, or the land is thousands of miles away. Today, there is an earthquake here, and tomorrow there will be landslides; the frost and cold ahead are not over, and the snow disaster is coming later; the footsteps of locusts are still in my ears, and the epidemic has quietly claimed many lives... Fortunately, The national treasury has money, warehouses and food, and several generations of leaders have attached great importance to disaster relief. They don't want to repeat the chaos of the last Ming Dynasty. After regaining his strength, the Jinyiwei he activated even assigned a special staff to investigate natural disasters in various places.

Even so, there are always people who go against their conscience and make money for the country in the face of disasters. On the one hand, people are starving and dying under natural disasters. Most of the officials were active in disaster relief, but there were still some people who were lucky enough to steal a fortune, and were naturally bloodbathed by Situ Xi.Situ Xi's southern tour is to check the situation of water conservancy dam projects in various places and the feasibility of reinforced concrete concrete in water conservancy, as well as to see the post-disaster situation in various places-this year, there are also many disasters and disasters in various places. Droughts have appeared everywhere, like the unlucky Shandong, which suffered a major flood just last year, and this year, the drought and locusts have combined to cause disasters. Facing the intrusion of natural disasters, how can Situ Xi allow everyone to spend the world on entertaining him or playing with him?He doesn't play himself, sets an example, and doesn't want to give his subordinates any chance to slack off.

So the old man had no choice but to continue to live without love.

"If you want to go out to play, it's not impossible." Situ Xi deliberately teased the man looking limp like a meat pie.

"Really?!" The elder's eyes were shining, and he held the dragon's claw almost eagerly, "You won't lie to me?"

"..." Situ Xi stared at the pair of pig's feet that dared to be presumptuous. Seeing that people are now fully focused on being able to go out and have fun, they had no choice but to give up, and replied with great interest, "Of course, as long as you do it One of my requests is that you are allowed to play around for three days."

"Let's talk, let's talk about it, don't talk about one, ten will do!" The old man was really frightened. In his previous life, he had messed around for decades, and in this life, he lived a life of laziness, doing his own way, and it was his Yue family who were the strictest towards him. Everyone seemed strict but never really forced him, why was he detained like this with a rope around his neck?For three whole months!He has become a salted fish!

"It's very simple! If you pretend to be a woman, I'll let you go out." Situ Xi narrowly said.

Grandpa: "..."

"Just tell me after you've figured it out. It's only been two days." Situ Xi did it on purpose. It was really fun to watch the eggplants wilting from being full of hope to frost.

Grandpa: "..."

Nowadays, there is no electric light, but for the royal family, it is really easy to make a bright light with candles, so at night, lighting up the lights is no different from daytime, bright and dignified.The old man stroked his beard distressedly in front of the peep-glass mirror. He has only grown this beard for a few years!I can't bear it!But there is no way, in order to get out, I have to fight!

After shaving his beard three times, five times and two times, the elder tremblingly picked up the Yuehua skirt at hand, and put the skirt on his body with difficulty—although Situ Xi did not take the concubine out this time, there are still women's clothes on the dragon boat , the elder looked at it for a long time, and chose the lightest moon skirt, but he was too embarrassed to let others know, so he had to hide in his room and put it on secretly. After tossing and tossing for a long time - finally put on the clothes, the old man is too embarrassed to look in the mirror, the whole body is so awkward!As for the hair, there was really no other way, the old master couldn't comb it, so he had to let it loose.

After Situ Xi finished approving the final memorial, he was rushed back to the capital, and then returned to the bedroom, but as soon as he entered the door, he felt someone was inside.What's with the skirt protruding from behind the screen?Could it be that who dared to ignore Tianwei and climb the dragon bed?Didn't Jia She go in?Could it be that idiot secretly brought the woman in?Situ Xi remained calm, his face turned cold.

"..." The old man hiding behind the screen also heard Situ Xi's footsteps approaching, couldn't help shaking his body, pulled his clothes uncomfortably, gritted his teeth and stepped out - in order to go out and play with him is it easy?I have already worn it, so I have to get it out of the door before I am reconciled!

"..." Situ Xi was frightened by the "woman" who appeared. This blushing face was full of shame and indignation, her trembling eyelashes were tightly closed and her eyeballs were rolling under the cover of her eyelids. The disheveled hair makes the face without makeup even smaller, adding a lovely and loving attitude, the light skirt flutters gently in the breeze, with moonlight, as if "she" is a fairy concubine Go down to earth, and fly back to the middle of the moon in the next moment.

The men and women of the Jia family are good-looking. The old man used to have good looks. Now that he has undergone detoxification and maintenance, he will not be too disobedient to dress up as a woman. Although he is not as fresh and immature as a little girl, he is also Don't have a taste.

Back in the twelfth year in a daze, Jia She was about to get married, and he only knew silly fun every day. He was raped by Zhang's family for several years, but he didn't make much progress in other things, but he was able to practice his handwriting, and he was still frightened in front of him. Yes, I made a bet with him in a calligraphy competition, and then lost miserably. I couldn’t do anything wrong, so I shrugged my head and changed into women’s clothes. Even Situ Xi has to admit that Jia Amnesty still has merits, at least she looks good!

"...What kind of words are these!" Situ Xi resisted the inexplicable sense of clamor in his heart, not to look at the faces of people who were somewhat similar to those in the past, and tried his best to recall the past that he accidentally recalled and was stuffed by his father laughing the next day. The real reason for being a court lady also threw her head and curled her lips—what a troublesome old man!He's almost half a hundred years old, and still loves to be a monster so much that he's sick from fright, his heart seems to be pulled to his ears, and the beating sound is so loud that he can't ignore it.

"You, didn't you say that as long as I pretend to be a woman, you will allow me to go out? Isn't it? Could it be that you are coaxing me? You are not joking!" The elder was dissatisfied, he sacrificed so much , wouldn't Situ Xi want to cheat?

"Cough...it's done, I promise you to go out to play tomorrow, quickly change your clothes, hot eyes!" Situ Xi looked away in a little embarrassment, for some reason, he looked at with an angry puffy face... It made his hands a little itchy, and he really wanted to poke that cheek, wondering if there would be a leak?

"I should have said it earlier!" The elder also heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly went to change his clothes—women's clothes and so on, just thinking about it makes my bones ache!The previous experience caused him to be beaten by his father~ I really don't want to wear more clothes for a moment!

"You—" Seeing that the person took off his clothes in front of him with no face and skin, Situ Xi was startled again, and quickly turned his head: You really are shameless Jia Enhou!How can anyone take off their clothes in front of people?How many pieces do you want to pick together?It's really insulting!

Situ Xi tried her best to ignore the flashing snow-white skin, feeling more and more uncomfortable in her heart: she is an old man, yet she looks like a woman with thin skin and tender flesh, which is also shiny!Really, really not a man!

Of course the old man would not be like this in normal times, but today he was awkwardly wearing women's clothing for a long time, and finally managed to take it off, so naturally he couldn't wait to take it off.

"Today you sleep on the couch outside." Situ Xi felt that he needed to sleep alone, so as not to be infected by Jia Amnesty, and his heart was beating wildly.

"Okay!" The elder was even happier, God knows he didn't want to be hugged and slept by a big man as a pillow!Even if the dragon bed is more comfortable, he doesn't want it!

"..." For some unknown reason, after hearing Jia She's such a happy answer, she let him go outside without hesitation, Situ Xi actually had the urge to pull him back!Sure enough, he was infected by Jia She's stupid disease, he was heartbroken!

When I woke up in the morning, the air pressure around Situ Xi was very low, and the eyes that looked at the elder could turn into sharp swords!

The old man was a little at a loss, what happened to the old emperor today?Could it be that he doesn't want him to go out to play?No joke, brother!You made a good promise last night, so you won't go back on your word at the last minute, right?

"..."

Situ Xi easily saw through his worries, and replied with a sneer - is he the kind of person who doesn't mean what he says?If you presumptuously speculate on the king's heart, you can be punished for a crime of disrespect!

Well, he didn't regret it. In fact, he was in a hurry ahead of the schedule. Now that he is free, it is okay to spend a few days playing. He decided to take people out to loosen his muscles and bones, so as not to be overwhelmed and turn around, and his friends will be unhappy. , it was just a joke to make people dress up as women, who knew that Jia Amnesty would take it seriously?

When I think about it, it's because this bastard pretends to be a woman with too hot eyes, not only makes his mind and brain become weird before going to bed, but also deeply affects him in his dreams - Situ Xi really doesn't want to think about it, when he was like this in his dream Doing indescribable things, how frightening is it that the face of Jia Amnesty suddenly appears on the face of the woman beneath her!It scared him... Cough cough, reenacting the past or something, changing pants in the morning, really indecent, indecent!