Old and Beautiful in the Red Chamber

In the middle of the night, the old man was sleeping soundly while hugging the quilt, but when he turned around, he encountered a warm and hard body!Who dared to climb onto the bed of the elder who wanted to die!The old man was so angry that he passed with his legs in the wind, but he was caught by his legs!

Help!Those claws are so powerful!She must not be an ordinary girl!

Nima can't be a female ghost, can she?I heard that ghosts are very powerful!

If it wasn't for being covered, there would be earth-shattering screams at this moment!

"Shut up! It's me!" Situ Xi hissed, the old man's teeth are sharp, his palms must be bleeding!

"Oh, oh, oh!" Nima Situ Xi, the crazy emperor!The elder was silent, his eyes were bigger than copper bells, trying to scare people out of their wits in the dark.

"Okay, I'll let go. Don't yell at me. The voice is too sharp and I'll have a headache." Situ Xi said as he let go of the hand covering Jia She's mouth, and shook his wrist. His palm really hurts!

"...Get off me!" the old man gritted his teeth.

Uh-huh? ! !

It was only then that Situ Xi realized that his actions were wrong—he was lying on the bed just now, and then he held the person's feet with one hand and covered the person's mouth with the other—er, Situ Xi's face suddenly turned red in the darkness , as if getting an electric shock, he let go of his other hand, and unnaturally rolled off the bed: His appearance just now was too terrifying!Holding someone's leg and covering his mouth is not a problem, but the problem is that he was also lying on the bed just now, and with the movement of his hands, it turned out to be pressing the person under him!If it weren't for the wrong gender, the rhythm should be strong!Scared me to death!Situ Xi's face was burning for some reason, and she couldn't help but turn her back even though she knew that no one could see it. After finally cooling down, she lit the candle lamp.

"You took the wrong medicine in the middle of the night! Are you looking for death!" Regardless of the dignity - the old man is a standard character of favoring and arrogance, he is arrogant in the nest, and others are cruel to him, which can scare him into a partridge egg, But if he felt that the other party was pampering and pampering him, he would be able to tremble. He was completely shielded from all the power of the sky, and dared to act coquettishly and arrogantly. Became the fat man of today——Rubbing his thigh that was almost strained, the old man lowered his voice and gritted his teeth: Damn, he almost peed in fright!Suddenly there are more people around me in the middle of the night, this is not just a matter of disturbing people's dreams, it is a rhythm that will scare the old man to death!

"What are you doing! It's unsightly, what a disgrace!" Situ Xi looked at Jia She uncomfortably while rubbing his thighs while raising his head and pouting to scold him, coupled with the dim light -- no matter how you look at it, it has a weird feeling!The hot air rushed towards him secretly again, Situ Xi reprimanded him without opening his eyes, it was so undignified!

"I just want to ask you! Who made you crawl on my bed in the middle of the night?" Pity his old arms and legs!If it wasn't for the fact that I have been practicing with veterans for the past few years, my bones will definitely be broken this time, right?Could it be that Situ Xi didn't want to copy his house on the surface, but secretly tore up the bones to scare him to death?

"Forehead……"

Situ Xi was silent for a while, and began to recall what was going on with her.

In other words, today Situ Xi was in the cat and dog room to bond with his puppies, and accidentally met a little maid, and suddenly wanted to OOXX, as the emperor, Situ Xi naturally pulled the maid aside I wanted to have a show in the palace—but the little palace maid who was acting so bold was probably too excited, and she was out of breath before it even started!Situ Xi was almost frightened, okay? What's even more frightening is that he was sure that the maid was out of breath and pulse, and she would come back to life the next moment!And disappeared without a trace on the spot!Poor Situ Xi broke out in sweat!This is not over yet, the next moment the palace lady reappeared in place! ! !

Hell!

Situ Xi almost let out a scream like the elder!Hands were quicker than brains, and he grabbed the swindling palace lady by the neck—as an emperor who was well-versed in both civil and military affairs, Situ Xi underestimated his own strength, and also overestimated the ability of the "swindle cadaver lady"—then " The "ghost" maid was strangled to death by Situ Xi, really dead!

It took a long time for Situ Xi to realize that this should also be a ghost that seized the house - the mastermind behind Xueshang in Wanhualou was dug up, but he never found it. ?Instead, I pieced together stories of suspected house seizures from other people in Wanhualou: the old procuress recruited Xueshang's personality change and suddenly learned many singing and dancing that he didn't know before; Xuemei's girl seems to have given up her breath when she recruited the young lady... Everyone recalled that Xueshang's time travel story back then, maybe she is really a miserably robbed female ghost, right?

There have been several incidents since then. For example, Jia She, an aunt who had a high fever, not only said she lost her memory, but also shamelessly planned to seduce Jia Lian; Escaped from the palace; Yibin, the county lord of Yongan, suddenly changed from infatuated to promiscuous after falling from a horse, brought the woman back and asked the county lord to "respect sisters regardless of size"...

The endings are also different: some were killed, such as the daring Aunt Jia She, Jia She was still confused whether the other party had lost his mind, and was cannon fodder by the aunts in the backyard who didn't want her to ruin her reputation, such as The county head, Yibin, was killed by the unbearable county head, and left a last word to let the ghosts who dared to invade Yibin's body be scattered ; There are those who are crazy and stupid, such as the frightened Xueshang and the beauty who continues to be locked up in the cold palace and go crazy again; there are those who are closely monitored and temporarily observed, such as the old butler of the Zhang family who likes to drink and brew wine and suddenly becomes a chef when he wakes up A grandson who doesn’t drink alcohol and knows how to make Western cakes; some who are reused after the inspection, such as the youngest son of Niu Jizong’s family, is now busy in the martial arts school—it is said that he is a future pilot who was accidentally killed during the mission. In order not to reveal the secret, the prisoner hypnotized himself, but somehow hypnotized himself to Tian Chaolai.

It happened to other people before, and Situ Xi didn't expect that he, as the "Son of Heaven", would encounter this.

What about the promised dragon spirit that is immune to all evils?Gossip and gossip are all lies!

Gao Baifu immediately found out that the maid somehow brought aphrodisiac medicine into the palace, and sprayed it on her body to make Situ Xi suddenly move. However, the maid took heavy medicine and died because of it.Afterwards, Gao Baifu will dig deeper into the source of the medicine and who will reveal his whereabouts tonight, but Situ Xi is no longer in the mood to listen, he needs to calm down!Well, the imperial palace is the most honorable and filthiest place in the world. How much blood has been soaked in the walls of the big red palace, and how much resentment is condensed in the Sangong and Six Courtyards?Not to mention that Shenjing is still the capital of many countries!I also feel that the legends about Dragon Qi are deceptive, and now my head is full of ghosts, so I still don't stay here!

So, Situ Xi, who couldn't sleep peacefully after taking a bath, left the palace at night, and transferred to the Grand Master for some reason, and let the dark guards sleep over him. Many people cleared a way for him to go to the Grand Master's room— ——At that time, the old man was sleeping soundly, and Situ Xi was physically and mentally exhausted all night. Before coming here, he thought about waking up people and tossing so as to avoid the damage. Nuan's popularity felt relieved, and then Situ Xi condescended to sleep on the big bed of the old man.

"What on earth do you want to do?" The old man yawned and tried to shake his head to shake off his drowsiness. In the past few years, he got used to going to bed early and waking up early. It was too painful to not let him sleep at night!

"..." Situ Xi continued to remain expressionless, trying not to follow the Eldest Master's question to recall the picture of the woman, but to no avail, the Eldest Master who was not opening the pot and lifting the pot, decided to continue to use the other party in exchange. Feeling.

"What are you doing!" The elder was taken aback by Situ Xi who suddenly hugged him.

"Sleep?" Situ Xi was puzzled, what else could he do at night?I was embarrassed to wake him up just now, but now that he is awake, Situ Xi naturally sleeps with him in his arms, using warmth and yang energy to drive away the unstoppable chills in his heart.

"I, I, I only like girls who are fragrant and soft! I don't play Longyang Broken Sleeves!" The old man looked horrified, and looked at Situ Xi with the rejection eyes of a pervert like a big girl with yellow flowers—— As a son of the Duke's Mansion, there were many people who fawned on him back then, and there were also many people who wanted to harm him. Knowing that he loves beauty, not only women seduced him, but also many men-then the elder saw his grandfather beat him to death For the boy who wanted to lure him to go astray, he took off his trousers and beat the old man severely, and taught him while beating, so scared that the old man was crying for his father and mother, and promised that he would not let his essence out before sixteen. Make sure not to follow those crooked ways and walk the dry road!The elder himself can't walk the dry road, let alone be willing to be picked by others!Not even the emperor!

"Nonsense! The harmony of yin and yang in the world is the right way. How can a man and a man make things happen?" Situ Xi gave the elder a steel coin. The royal family did not have this kind of education. In the past, there were many princes who were not motivated and had no value in attracting him. He is not worth being seduced by others. To Situ Xi, Longyang, broken sleeves and divided peaches are just common nouns, and there is no place for a man to be gracious. He has never imagined what kind of situation it is.

"Who said men can't get things done with men? Let me tell you... well, let's go to sleep!" The old man shut his mouth, it's better that Situ Xi doesn't know!What if he went astray after teaching Situ Xi?Although the old master is getting old, Situ Xi will definitely look down on him, but if others find out that it is his old master's fault, he will be regarded as a treacherous sycophant until death!It will greatly affect the future of his children and grandchildren!

Hehe, just say a few words or something... Do you deliberately make him feel uncomfortable?Situ Xi patted the humanoid pillow ready to fall asleep—naive!What knowledge do you need to know to be an emperor, is it difficult?The twelfth brother of his family who keeps the door behind closed doors and blindly raises actors seems to be quite good at it?