Old and Beautiful in the Red Chamber

The old man has no idea what's wrong with Situ Xi's mind. He was probably kicked by the phantom limb of the horse in the stable next door to him last time, or the medicine was broken, and he developed a good habit of running as a pretender from time to time. He wandered around the house, ate and teased the bad habits of his children, and sometimes in the name of being an old friend of the Jia family, he also brought Brother Rong, Brother Qiang, and the others from Jing's side to test their school homework, which made it very difficult. The old man was thrown countless rolls of eyes by his big brother Jing, which made the old man often nervous, which is very bad for his health!

This day is over!

The elder is about to cry to death, so cry to his third brother, his third brother only touches the dog's head of the elder, since Situ Xi is perfectly dressed and no one knows his true identity, so it's fine to treat him as a mere apprentice—— Zhang Shouli thought, probably Situ Xi pushed himself to another extreme, and it was easy to come to Jia She, an idiot. Come back from time to time to change your mood, remind yourself not to forget your original intention, and not leave yourself a chance to be dazzled by power——Maybe Situ Xi also thinks the same?That's good too, maybe it's out of emotion, Situ Xi can help take care of one or two, regardless of the previous suspicions.

The old man wants to cry but has no tears. My third brother, before anyone learns to take care of him, his heart can't stand the stimulation and he is scared to death, okay?The old man wiped away his tears, he couldn't refute the third brother, and he couldn't reject the emperor, so - he'd better go out to have fun outside by himself and relax!

Speaking of which, he hasn't touched a woman for a long time!Help!The Eldest Master will marry Mrs. Zhang in this life, and when he dismisses all the women, he will live alone with Mrs. Zhang—although the Elder Master calls Mrs. Zhang his sister, he is actually a few years older according to his age, but he will take care of her when she is mature. People are like sisters.Naturally, with the ethos of the Duke's Mansion and the Elder Master's age and temperament, all kinds of beautiful maidservants have been placed around him early on. If it weren't for his grandparents watching, the Elder Master would have eaten meat before he was sixteen—and After Zhang's year of filial piety, coupled with all kinds of unsatisfactory life, the old man repeated his old tricks and intensified, and began to live a wandering life with one aunt and another maidservant. Take the money to hire a clean guest, and the elder will also use the money to buy a little girl, and when he is in a bad mood, he will deliberately spend money to buy a concubine to protect the family. When did Sucheng live like this?

The more the old man thought about it, the more he felt that he must have been kicked in the head. At first, he just thought about the things in his previous life and didn't want to touch women. Then his third brother came and felt embarrassed to buy a woman. There are people around who have some evil intentions, and his third brother warns him to keep his eyes open and don't fall for beauty tricks, so that the old man has been a vegetarian for more than three years!His third brother did say that he couldn't take a woman home casually, but he didn't say he couldn't sleep with a woman!What kind of nerve is wrong with him and he misunderstood it?I have suffered myself in vain!Those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry!

Thinking about it this way, the Elder Master felt that he had let him down even more, and he decided not to let him down any longer!He is going to find a woman!

It’s better to be a brothel girl, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand, and leave with the trousers when the money is settled, the elder likes this kind of straightforward relationship between men and women—although I have always been upset that no woman in my previous life was willing to wait for me and myself, but if the elder If the master chooses between the infatuated girl and the women in his previous life, he would rather have the latter!The infatuated girl is a real killer!In fact, the elder is most afraid of dead-hearted fools!If you don't agree with each other, you will play martyrdom or something, even if you are a ghost, you will be haunted, it is scary!It's terrible to live up to it, and it's even more terrible to be entangled if you don't live up to it!The second thing that the elder is afraid of is a scheming woman with high means. The elder is not smart enough to fight against others. For example, since he was a child, he felt that the women in the palace were not normal women at all!It's like eating pasta and spending money!Being an emperor is really scary and hard—so, even if the Elder Master buys a little girl, he still chooses the kind of girl who is beautiful, soft and stupid, this kind of talent is in line with the Elder Master's taste!

I heard that Wanhualou, which was almost closed, has launched a new oiran, which has given Wanhualou a new look in half a year.That girl is beautiful and bold, and her singing and dancing are unique and different from other women. Although she is a nobleman, she likes to wear exotic clothes that show her arms and legs, and her style is bold. With the usual hearty and open-mindedness, one can't see the sadness hidden in the bones of the happy women at all.There are already many prodigals who have been fascinated by him. One or two wanted to redeem her and bring them home, but she refused them all, saying that they were waiting for a lover. The old man guessed that she might be trying to catch someone. bigger.As usual, the Grand Master doesn't like this kind of woman, she is restless, and buying it home may damage the family relationship, unlike the Oiran aunt he bought before, she is well trained and will not foolishly fall in love, He made it clear that he just wanted a place to settle down to spend his old age peacefully before his old age ended in a miserable life. This kind of person is the concubine that the old man wants!Moreover, the grade of Wanhualou is not as good as the places that the old man used to patronize, but now~ the old man needs some excitement!Decided, let's go to Wanhualou!

As soon as the old man stepped out the front foot, his third brother, his respectful brother, and his two giants in the palace all found out. As a group of old friends who are now rejuvenated, Jia Amnesty is the weakest link. Everyone has the ability to care for fools On the contrary, everyone paid more and more attention to him.The old master is good at everything, and his stupidity is impeccable. His two hobbies of antiques and buying concubines may be calculated by others, especially the latter!Therefore, as soon as he realized that the old man's forward route was not the usual antique street, but the Shenjing red-light district, the people sent by the three parties looked at each other, and they all got up and sent people to follow.

Thank God, the old man is silly and sweet and doesn't know anything, otherwise it is still a question of whether he will be scared to fail.Now, the ignorant old man felt that the trip was worth it.

The new Xueshang girl from Wanhualou has a strange name, but she sings really well. That strange outfit made her figure more outstanding. I don't know how she did it. Her half-exposed breasts are called Quite upturned, bright and eye-catching—you must know that girls from the Central Plains have always been conservative, even girls from brothels are no exception. Those who dare to be bold and directly hook people, plus the oiran, love to play with some flirtatious, playing piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and poetry, some are more dignified than noble girls, and there are not many red cards like this Xueshang girl , not to mention Qing Guanren—the song and dance "Sweet Honey" which is different from the usual tunes, it really makes people's hearts almost crisp!

The old man who thinks he is well-informed has to admit that he has never seen this woman's novelty before!So, the old man spent money to waste the opportunity to spend with the beautiful woman tonight——Xueshang didn’t want to sell himself, and Wanhualou also felt that the rare goods could be lived in and didn’t want to force them for the time being, so they only offered love and not real food—to the dudes As far as they are concerned, when they hold a person in their mouths, they can really melt the person in their mouths. The beauty's petite temper is completely willing to tolerate, and coupled with mutual restraint, no one really does anything forced.

The Elder thinks that there are still some dandies on duty, so he just finds someone to listen to music and relax.

But what is the situation now?This woman actually looks at the old man with contempt!Still unwilling to look like shit, who do you think you are?It seems that I was really fooled by those people!The old man lost his appetite for a moment, but he was really unwilling to let him waste his money and walk away. Forget it, anyway, he just listened to the song: "You, I will sing another song for the old man, just you A few days ago, I sang "Water Tune Getou"."

"No! I'm tired today!" Xueshang looked unhappy. She had heard that a baron had come this time, but she was so happy. After half a year of hard work, she finally met the dignitary!For this reason, she also dressed up specially, but the old man next door said that he was almost fifty!How dare a bad old man miss her!Xueshang's face was drawn on the spot, if it wasn't for the various benefits offered by her mother, she wouldn't have come!You still want her to sing along?dream!

"Tired?" The old man was very upset. He has never been humiliated like this in the past decades. "Call me the old bustard! It seems that Wanhualou doesn't want to open, does it?"

"My lord! My lord! Xueshang is ignorant, so I will teach her a lesson. You must be more patient!" The old bustard of Wanhualou turned green after asking about the situation, and Xueshang also Are you too ignorant?You must know that their Wanhua Building is not high-grade, and it is always a surprise to have a fifth-rank official's son. People like Jia She usually go to high-end places like Qinyuan Jinshu Building. This time they can come and spread the word. Wanhualou's status in the industry can be raised!I thought it was Wanhualou's opportunity, but Xueshang was so stupid that he almost turned the honored guest into Wanhualou's death talisman!

As soon as she caught her, the bustard had already realized that something was wrong with Xuemei. Not to mention her personality changed drastically, she became a lot more stupid, and even changed her name to an inauspicious one.But so what?If you can make money for her, that's it!But now she regrets it a little. Since she knew that there was something wrong with him, she should have been trained before, so as not to be completely ignorant of the heights of the sky and the earth!While letting other people wait on him first, the bustard explained to Xueshang the identity of the elder in a low voice.

"Hehe, who am I supposed to be? It turned out to be the elder of the Rongguo Mansion. What's the fuss about? It's just a bastard who can sell his own daughter. When you rob your house and go into exile, I'll reward you with a bite. "Xue Shang was even more disdainful. Although she didn't study the Dream of Red Mansions carefully because she was just preparing for the exam, she still knew the profiles of several characters.

"..." It's been said that the old man didn't sell his daughter... and beat his son. There is no anti-domestic violence law these days, so what's wrong with beating a child?Is it justified for me to beat my son?I've never heard of beating a child on a rainy day, but it's idle anyway? ...Wait, why did she know that the Grand Master was confiscated and exiled in the end?Jia Amnesty's face turned green, and his mind went blank.

"..." Damn it!Is this Xueshang a pig brain?Dare to curse the nobleman? ! !It's over, it's over, Wanhualou is over... The old bustard didn't come up in one breath, and fainted.

The author has something to say:

Don't wonder why the first time traveler in this article is so stupid.

It is assumed that the reason for the time travel in this article is the ghost of the time travel god, and it is a big gift package from the time travel god to give back to his followers. Therefore, time travel has a premise:

Premise [-]: Believe in the existence of the time-traveling god【A person who does not believe in existence is not a believer in the time-traveling god, how could he make great efforts to make him time-traveling?Grandpa, that is not a special case.This excludes many people with strong abilities, because most of them believe in science and not superstition ╮(╯▽╰)╭】

Premise [-]: You can’t pass through to become a person with a name and surname in the book, and you can’t take away the vitality of the aborigine at will, that is to say, you can only reincarnate or transmigrate into an aborigine whose vitality has been cut off [due to the local protection law of the law of the world]

Premise [-]: You must be willing to give a certain amount of your own luck and luck [If your ancestors are not strong enough to bless you, and you have less blessings accumulated in your past lives, you will likely wear a lowly professional like the unlucky girl in this chapter]

Premise [-]: Even if the traveler is lucky enough to have a golden finger, his golden finger cannot have the effect against the sky. The effect of the items that can be exchanged is actually not much more than the current one]

Premise [-]: The time traveler must be voluntary [Many people will be able to be as tall as the stupid author, and sometimes they are eager to live a different life, but if there is a time travel god who really gives you a chance, how many people can really give up everything in the real world and travel?At least I can't bear to part with my parents, although the old woman is always nagging, and the old man often scolds me, not like everyone in the village ╮(╯▽╰)╭】