heteroelectric edge

17 The Tortoise and the Hare

"Huh~~ I can't do it anymore, let me take a breath first~~" Under the blue sky and white clouds, Kane was already lying on the green grass in big characters, exhaled twice the carbon dioxide, inhaled four times the oxygen, his brain was extremely hypoxic, and was in a state of collapse , if the army is a devil concentration camp, then the big-eyed doll in front of him must be the devil king!

Early this morning, under a heavy hammer, the wooden door of Kane's room was honorably sacrificed, and then came in a Kensiah shining golden light behind him.

He stepped on the wood to chop up the corpse, held the murder weapon in his hand, took a step back with his left foot, took a standard lunge, raised the hammer, and threw it straight ahead of the yawning Kane...

Kane watched the hammer attacking him at a speed of [-] revolutions per second, and when he was less than five meters away from him, the first thing he thought of was the meat ball, and he glanced sideways, but there was no one?!

Just when he was going to dodge the heavy hammer with a standard dodgeball posture, which was less than two meters away from me, Meatball appeared by the broken door with a lazy cat face, with a grilled fish in his mouth? !This is obviously a bribe!

"Boom!" With a loud noise, Kane went to see Duke Zhou again. Before being knocked into a coma, he only slightly heard the other party say impatiently: "The reaction is slower than that of a tortoise. I'm afraid I have to use a rabbit first... .”

When Kane wakes up and knows the meaning of that sentence, I really hope that he will smash himself to meet Hades with a hammer...

What surprised Kane was that there are twelve zodiac signs in Yoser mainland, but they are called twelve gods. I don’t know why there is also a story about the tortoise and the hare. Because the rabbit lost to the tortoise, they used rabbits to train. A person's speed...

But how can the group of objects in front of me be called rabbits? They are simply jungle monsters.They have strong and well-developed thighs like kangaroos, and have sharp claws like birds. Not to mention walking upright, they can leap over a sky tree that is nearly ten meters high when they jump! !

And Kane's training goal is to catch a rabbit that is flying among the trees...

Think it's easy?No!Not to mention one, Kane felt that he couldn't do it even if he touched their legs.

Not being able to catch is one of them. The problem that makes Kane even more troublesome is that the rabbits here not only like to climb trees, but also like to hit people with nuts from green trees. If you think nuts are like the earth, then you are very wrong. Wrong, if there are such big rabbits that eat small nuts, wouldn't they eat several tons?

Know what a coconut looks like, a nut, just that big...

While thinking of a way to make a surprise attack, Kane scatter left and right to avoid being stared at... However, they are huge in number and it is really difficult to deal with them.

In other words, why did I have to accept this devil training, and who trained me?

Do you still remember the big-eyed boy you met in Shuangbo Temple?Those big pure eyes have always been the biggest proof that Kane mistakenly thought he was innocent.Who knows that people in this world are either transvestites or perverts... Ahem... No, it should be said that they either love beauty or have personality...

Who would have thought that this big-eyed angel doll actually has dual personalities.When he woke up under the influence of the heavy hammer and thought he had admitted the wrong person, the other party gave him a powerful cold stare.Then he told me naturally that he appeared with an odd number and his younger brother appeared with an even number...

In other words, he was the one who appeared on the second day of Shuangbo Hall last time, not his younger brother. No wonder Cen Luo gave him a strange feeling that day, which was different from the first day. Afterwards, he disappeared, and neither did Kane. Think more.

But this weak body is actually the number one illusionist in the mainland? !Surprised, Kane also had to accept a very harsh fact.Cen Luo is also the devil coach who wants to chase rabbits all over the sky to train his reaction speed...

"Cut, it's really useless, I need to rest after running for a few laps..." Cen Luo's eyes turned upside down, a pair of bright eyes turned into white eyes...

How many laps?I have stepped on the grass and trees within a radius of one kilometer no less than a hundred times, and I have to do a series of difficult movements such as high-altitude bounces and backflips in the middle.I scolded the other party countless times in my heart, but I didn't have the physical strength to deal with it.Can only ignore the other side's eyes, Kane now asks for an intermission.

"One speed training takes so long, and you're still panting like you just committed suicide. Then if you finish all the training of the Twelve Gods, don't you want to jump into the sea..." Cen Luo sarcastically said, To him, Kane is just a shining toy. The last time I saw him in Shuangbo Hall, I was already looking forward to meeting him again. Now, as his trainer, Cen Luo feels that these days It's so beautiful, watching the other party out of breath, more playful, more and more ugly...

Kane murmured in his heart, what kind of society do you want to turn a good crystal doll into a devil who hurts people, with the Three Character Sutra in the left ear and the Heart Sutra in the right ear.I don't pay much attention to Obasang Tang Sanzang, who was like the dean of training back then.Your big-eyed doll's hurtful tricks are too childish.It's not enough to stop the gap between the teeth... Kane said in big letters, just want to rest!need a rest!

Say rest and rest.Kane actually began to wander in the midst of Cen Luo's rambling words. The warm breeze blew, and he unconsciously relaxed his vigilance, feeling comfortable, and it was really good to enjoy the shade under the big tree.

"You...you...you!!!" Seeing that the other party went to find Zhou Gong more and more relaxed, Cen Luo almost vomited the true anger of Sanwei, almost? !No, it's really breathing fire.

"Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kane jumped up.Aim at the big character of the lake next to it and jump down, surrounded by green smoke.The image of a drowned chicken is perfectly interpreted by him at the moment...

"Fuck, you're playing with fire!!!" You don't need to look to know that your butt is chilly now, and you have the closest contact with the air. Kane roared and looked at the culprit who couldn't help but smile, leaning forward and backward.

With the soaked chicken and the devil's training, Kane couldn't bear it anymore, and he rushed up to the opponent's eyes and punched him.

"Ouch!" Cen Luo, who was beaten, didn't expect the other party to come suddenly, covered his injured eye, and stared Kane out of a hole with the other uninjured eye.

"Hmph! Let's see if you still dare to burn my ass, and I'll turn you into a panda again!!" Success? !Unexpectedly, Kane, who did not expect to succeed in the sneak attack, is smiling proudly at this guy covering his eyes, who told you to let me blow the cool breeze, I will help you draw...

"Hahaha..." After listening to Kane's words, Cen Luo suddenly reacted, instead of being angry, he smiled, happier, and looked at Kane in a daze.Thinking to myself that I won't knock people stupid with one punch, right?

"Don't look so stupid, try to punch me again... Well... use the feeling you got angry just now..." What? !Directly ignoring Cen Luo's first sentence, he actually wanted me to punch him again?Could it be that I really made him stupid?Or do you believe in Jesus here? !If someone slapped you on the left cheek, you should have someone slap you on the right cheek?

"Do it!!" Seeing Kane's delay in moving, Cen Luo urged...

Others said that the requirements must be met, and with the wish of the Manchu people, Kane said silently, you told me to fight, then don't blame me, raised his fist, and hit again.

"Ouch!" There was another scream, and Cen Luo was hit again. Kane was considering whether to punch the opponent again, when the opponent finally shouted, "Stop!"

"Go and try to catch a rabbit again, with the same feeling as before..." Cen Luo covered his eyes and said in a muffled voice, Kane understood his intention this time.

Recalling the feeling just now, Kane raised his breath and flew out with a "whoosh". He felt that the speed of the rabbit had slowed down, and he easily followed a running rabbit. With a knife in his hand, the rabbit was honored. fell down...

Dragging the long-eared rabbit, Kane finally felt elated. After being greeted by the rabbit all morning, he finally let out a sigh of relief.

Putting the rabbit in front of Cen Luo, the opponent's panda eyes were fully displayed, and Kane felt embarrassed that his punch was really serious.

Glancing at the fainted rabbit, Cen Luo was a little satisfied with the training this morning, continued to rub his aching eyes, and said, "Continue to catch a hundred like this, and I'll check it later." After finishing speaking, immediately Go to the potion for treatment.

Leaving Kane staring at the fainted rabbit in a daze, "One hundred!!!!" Without hiding his anger, Kane roared, shaking the tree three times.In the groves, all the rabbits packed their bags and prepared to move.