Help!Kuaiai rescued my gay-attractive physique!

Xiao Liu felt guilty and embarrassed.

Dai Muchen clearly reminded him before, not only did he not take it seriously, but he also secretly suggested that there was something wrong with the other party, and now he repeatedly questioned him.

It is a bit similar to the former arrogant and then respectful, with a somewhat ugly face.

Dai Muchen looked at Xiao Liu with a half-smile, until the other party began to look a little uncomfortable, then said: "Then congratulations."

Xiao Liu: "???"

"You've been entangled with unclean things." Dai Muchen curled his lips, feeling like he was watching a show.

Xiao Liu: "..."

"You, you... are you really not joking?" Xiao Liu was terrified, looking around suspiciously, for fear that a sadako would jump out of the shadows.

"Do I need to be joking?" Dai Muchen raised his eyebrows, "You should have noticed something, right?"

"..." Xiao Liu's eyes became more and more terrified, and he said with difficulty, "Then what should we do now?"

"Cold salad." Dai Muchen shrugged slightly, with an expression of indifference. "Otherwise what else do you want to do?"

Xiao Liu: "..."

"Puchi." Shi Qi couldn't help but tug on Dai Muchen's sleeve, "Okay, Mu Chen, stop teasing Senior Brother Xiao."

"I don't have one." Dai Muchen showed an innocent expression, "How can I tease him, this kind of thing doesn't matter in the first place, although your brother Xiao's physique attracts ghosts, he won't be attacked by ghost energy, so don't worry about it at all."

Dai Muchen paused, and then said: "Look at me, I have been possessed by ghosts so many times, which time did something go wrong?"

Xiao Liu: "???"

Been possessed by ghosts so many times? ? ?

Xiao Liu was completely dazed, as if his three views had been severely refreshed.

Wait, why does this setting seem familiar?

Xiao Liu was stunned on the spot, contemplating for a long time, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and he asked tentatively: "Is there no cure?"

Dai Muchen: "???"

Time prayer: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Dai Muchen sized Xiao Liu carefully, "Xiao Qiao Liushui?"

"...Well, it's me." Xiao Liu was completely lying in his heart.No wonder the last time the group was hopelessly convinced that there are ghosts in the world, what a coincidence!

Shi Qi: "..."

Dai Muchen: "..."

The air suddenly became quiet, and Xiao Liu held back for a long time before he could say: "Then what, what a coincidence..."

"Yeah, what a coincidence." Dai Muchen hooked the corners of his lips, and smiled teasingly, "Tsundere bombardment."

"Fuck off, you are the one who is so arrogant! I'm a straight man! Straight man!" As soon as he heard this word, Xiao Liu's conditional fire exploded, and the embarrassment and strangeness disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"Really." Shi Qi also receded from his indifference, and his half-smile eyes rested on Xiao Liu's lips for a while, "Then, who is that person who was kissed on the basketball court?"

Xiao Liu: "..."

"That was an accident! Was it an accident?" Xiao Liu straightened his chest, and couldn't help emphasizing, "How can a handsome man like me be gay! He looks like a 24K pure straight man! Straight It's like a javelin!"

"Yeah, as straight as a javelin." Shi Qi agreed, his eyes full of amusement, "I just don't know that within a month, seven or eight boys confessed to each other in a row, and there were rumors of an affair with Brother Minghui." who's that person."

Xiao Liu: "..." Heartbroken.

"Wait, that's not right." Xiao Liu reacted abruptly, "She is hopeless, so junior sister, you are...seeing blood to seal your throat?"

"Yes, that's right." Shi Qi nodded, "I didn't expect that Xiao Qiao, you are not as stupid as Two-dimensional shows, but you can still guess my vest."

"Who is so stupid! The following offender is the next one! Call me brother!"

"Slightly slightly slightly, but no! It's called Xiao Qiao! Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao!" Shi Qi made a face at Xiao Liu, completely gone from his indifferent appearance just now.

Xiao Liu: "...hehehe."

"Aren't you tired of standing here chatting? Find a place to rest and have a good chat!" Dai Muchen said helplessly, "Is there a suitable place in G University?"

"Let's go to the cafeteria on the third floor. The quiet food there tastes good too." As an older senior brother, Xiao Liu made the decision directly, "By the way, isn't Wuyao the big one?"

"No." Dai Muchen shook his head, with a hint of grievance in his words, "I'm from A University, and Qiqi doesn't agree that I'm in the same school as her."

"Hahahaha." Xiao Liu couldn't help laughing out loud, "Junior Sister is doing a good job! For someone like Wu Yao who is not well behaved, you should put some distance away and give her some flair."

Dai Muchen smiled lightly, with a hint of threat in his eyes, "Brother Xiao Qiao, you probably don't want to get rid of that unclean thing, do you?"

"Calm down! Sister Wuyao, for the sake of our first meeting, let me go!" Xiao Liu faltered instantly, he was already full of panic, if he couldn't get rid of that weird thing, he would definitely be tortured crazy .

"It's not the first time we've met." The corner of Dai Muchen's lips twitched, "So there's no need to think about it, right?"

Xiao Liu: "..." There is nothing to love in life.jpg.

"Okay, Mu Chen." Shi Qi smiled, "Stop teasing Xiao Qiao, and help him expel that unclean thing."

Dai Muchen shrugged, "I definitely want to help, but Qiqi, don't you think it's interesting to tease Ao Jiao Zha Mao Shou?"

Xiao Liu: "..."

"By the way, my name is Dai Muchen, Xiao Qiao, don't take another medicine ←_←, it sounds very strange!"

"Then let Qiqi call you Mu Chen." Xiao Liu chuckled, made a few gags, and found the way of getting along in Two-dimensional, and changed the name in a good manner.

……

"Tell me." Xiao Liu took a sip of his drink, and his bad thoughts suddenly rose, "How about we join hands to tease those guys in the group?"

"How to tease?" The playful Dai Muchen suddenly became interested.

"This..." Xiao Liu scratched his head, "I haven't figured it out yet."

Dai Muchen: "..."

Shi Qi: "..."

"What's the use of you?!" Dai Muchen said in disgust, "Look at mine!"

After Dai Muchen finished speaking, he suddenly raised his mobile phone and took a photo of Xiao Liu.

"Hey, Muchen, what do you want to do?!" Xiao Liu hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Dai Muchen's behavior, "Don't post my photo in the group!"

"That, it's too late." Dai Muchen turned the screen around and shook it in front of Xiao Liu, "It's already been sent."

Xiao Liu: "!!!"

"Dai Muchen!" Xiao Liu gritted his teeth and shouted, "I want to strangle you to death!"

"Hahaha, I lied to you." Dai Muchen couldn't help laughing, "Look at the group yourself."

"Sure enough, it's a tsundere blow." Shi Qi also couldn't help but laugh, "This reaction is really interesting."

Xiao Liu: "..." Is this the rhythm of the cp party's partner bullying? !

"Little Qiao." Dai Muchen raised his eyebrows and smiled ambiguously, "You can't post a photo of your face, how about a photo of your hands or a half-length?"

"This..." Xiao Liu hesitated.

"You're not afraid of being ugly to everyone, are you?" Seeing Xiao Liu's unrestrained appearance, Dai Muchen directly said angrily.Xiao Liu has always boasted that he is handsome beyond the sky, and the word ugly is definitely his favorite point.

"Bah, bah, bah! How ugly am I!" Xiao Liu yelled dissatisfied, "My face, this figure? Ugly??? Are you sure you're not blind?!"

Dai Muchen sized up Xiao Liu carefully, but had to admit that Xiao Liu really had nothing to do with ugly words, but was a little bit offended.

But admit it in your heart, but you still have to sing against Xiao Liu with your mouth.After careful inspection, Dai Muchen seriously came to a conclusion, "Ugly! It can't be more ugly!"

Xiao Liu: "..."

Xiao Liu, who was choked, quickly turned his gaze to Shi Qi, "Qiqi, do you think I'm ugly?"

"Ugly." Shi Qi, who was in the same heart as Dai Muchen, nodded without hesitation, "It can't be uglier."

Xiao Liu: "..."

"How about this, we both have our own opinions and it's not easy to argue, why don't you post your photo to the group and let everyone judge whether you are handsome or ugly?" Dai Muchen smiled lightly.

Xiao Liu, who couldn't bear the anger, agreed without hesitation, "Just post it! I don't believe everyone is blind!"

"Okay, it's been sent." Dai Muchen raised his phone, his face full of successful smiles.

"...Wait." Xiao Liu was stunned, and after thinking for a while, he suddenly realized, "You tricked me!!!"

"Tsk tsk, Xiao Qiao, to be honest, you are hopeless."

"what?"

"Your reflex arc! It took you so long to realize that you were tricked, can you help?"

"..."

"Hahahaha!" Shi Qi, who watched the whole process, couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Hahaha Xiao Qiao, can you be any more stupid?! Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"

Xiao Liu: "..."

After being silent for a long while, Xiao Liu exploded suddenly, and roared, "Go away, you two hot chickens! I'm going to BS to hang you!!!"

"Let's hang up." Dai Muchen didn't care, "When I saw it, I said you were more stupid than me."

"Goodbye manually, the boat of friendship has capsized!" Xiao Liu waved to Dai Muchen, then took out his mobile phone and logged into the group.

Anyway, the matter has come to this point, and it is irreversible, it is better to see how the friends praise him for being handsome.

Xiao Liu, who had a super-long reflex arc, completely forgot the withdrawal function of Kou Kou.

Hopeless: [Xiao Liu's photo]

Hopeless: Do you think this person is handsome?

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Handsome!So handsome, so handsome!

See blood seal throat: Xiao Qiao, has your face been eaten?

Hopeless: Tsk tsk, Wang Po is selling melons and boasting.

Great Qin is not destroyed:? ? ?

Yufeng goes straight up to ninety thousand miles:? ? ?

Thousands of sails pass by the side of the sinking boat:? ? ?

Pondered till now: ? ? ?

Nerve retardation: ? ? ?