Help!Kuaiai rescued my gay-attractive physique!

"Brother apprentice~, do you really not consider being my child bride?" After not hearing Xiao Liu's voice for a long while, Yi Qianxu couldn't help but teased him again.

"Sorry, I don't want to be gay." Xiao Liu refused resolutely and coldly. Anyway, it's just that the game doesn't need to care too much.

"It's a pity~." Yi Qianxu sighed pretending to be disappointed, but there was no look of disappointment on his face, but full of interest.

This kind of voice, this kind of personality really suits him, but he still has to wait and see.

Xiao Liu rubbed his temples with a headache, his face full of depression and helplessness.

How could a good man be insane?It's okay to take such an inexplicable id, and speak maliciously and act cute with small waves.

In the future, I will no longer be able to look directly at this small wave, how can I break it?It looks gay in gay.

Alas, he just wanted to find a soft girl master in Jianwangsan, is it so difficult? !

Just as Xiao Liu was sighing, Yi Qianxu's voice sounded again, "Brother apprentice, do you want to take you to upgrade and fly for the teacher~?"

"..." Xiao Liu felt a headache when he heard this protracted and upbeat tone. It sounds good, but it feels too discordant. It feels like playing cotton with strings, which is not suitable at all!

"Huh? Why didn't you speak?" Seeing that Xiao Liu didn't respond for a long time, Yi Qianxu thought for a while and understood the problem.

Xiao Liu was caught by Su in an instant, and by the time he realized it, he had already uttered the promised words.

Immediately, he was in a bad mood.

Yi Qianxu didn't care about Xiao Liu's silence, and said with a low smile, "Wait for me, I'll go to Wutai Mountain to pull you."

"Hmm..." The matter was a foregone conclusion, and it was too late for Xiao Liu to refuse, so he had no choice but to agree, hoping that the master who had just worshiped would stop uttering such nonsense, otherwise he would go crazy, really!

But within two or three minutes, a line of prompts appeared on the screen in front of Xiao Liu.

Xiao Liu decisively agreed to Shen Xing to go to the master, until now he saw the role of the new master.

Yi Qianxu is a meow sister, with a tall figure, a delicate melon-shaped face, and a pair of blue pupils full of spring water, which seems to match his id quite well, with a bit of sadness in the bright.

Xiao Liu silently looked at Yi Qianxu's sister Miao, and he became more determined that the game Jianwangsan was poisonous.With such a soft beauty pinching her face, who would have thought that there was a man with a male voice behind her.

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: Brother disciple, let’s go~

Looking at the slutty little wave and imagining Yi Qianxu's voice, Xiao Liu felt a sudden chill.

He definitely didn't save the world in his previous life, that's why he has such a strange physique that attracts gays in this life, right?

If God is willing to give him another chance, he will definitely save the world.

For a straight man, the physique that always attracts gay confessions is simply too pathetic!

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: Why don't you leave?

Xiao Liu manipulated Miao Tai to jump behind Sister Miao, and then complained: "You don't lead the way, how can you go? And...Master, I suspect that there is something wrong with your brain, why do you want to type when you are driving YY? "

"Forgot it for a while." Yi Qianxu didn't care about Xiao Liu's words, and said with a smile: "Since you want to hear my voice so much, brother apprentice, then I will satisfy your wish with understanding~"

Xiao Liu: "..." Hehe.

As a master who worshiped himself to death, he had to bear the burden of sickness, who made him ignorant of others.

After silently comforting himself in his heart, Xiao Liu focused on upgrading wholeheartedly.

Quests, fighting monsters, with a powerful master at his side, Xiao Liu's questing process was many times easier, and the speed of leveling up was also very fast. In just over an hour, he reached level 93.

Looking at the upgrade prompt on the interface, Xiao Liu couldn't help clicking his tongue.

In the past, it took him at least three or four hours to advance to the third level, but the feeling of being hugged by the thigh is different!Well, although this master is a little mentally retarded, he is still a good person. He is patient if he does not let him go, and he can still accept it...

...that's weird!

"Brother apprentice~" Yi Qianxu's rippling voice rang out again, even though his voice was nice, it was hard to describe the gay air, "Do you think it's great to be a teacher?"

Xiao Liu: "..." It's true that you are very powerful, but the whole feeling of boasting like this has changed, okay? !

"Don't talk?" Yi Qianxu raised his eyebrows, and his voice became more pleasant, "Is that the default? Since you are such a good teacher, do you want to change your mind and become my child bride~ and cultivate apprentices as love Seems like fun."

"Hehe." Xiao Liu who was speechless could only respond with a sneer.

"Shy?" Yi Qianxu smiled bewitchingly, "Being my child bride is very beneficial. No one will bully you with my name in the desert newspaper, and I will cover all kinds of expenses for your equipment, fashion point cards and other expenses." It can be contracted~ Brother apprentice, don’t you feel tempted?”

Is this the legendary person who is stupid and has a lot of money?Xiao Liu sneered, and ruthlessly rejected Yi Qianxu's proposal.Although he is not a top local tycoon, he has sold so many traditional Chinese publications and animation copyrights, and it is not a problem at all to bear these expenses.

"Brother apprentice is really different from those coquettish sluts outside~." Hearing Xiao Liu's refusal, Yi Qianxu smiled even more happily, "I like you even more as a teacher~."

Xiao Liu: "..." Is this the rhythm of imagining myself as the domineering president in those brainless presidents?She is also a coquettish bitch, no one can say.

"Master," Xiao Liu frowned, and said seriously: "I really suggest you to take some medicine, why give up treatment if you are sick?"

Yi Qianxu seemed not to have heard Xiao Liu's ridicule, and laughed out loud, "Brother apprentice, your voice and personality really suit my taste, do you really not consider being my child bride?"

"I think if this topic continues, we will die as master and apprentice." Xiao Liu said with a solemn expression, "I am a straight man who will never be a child bride for other male creatures! If you are a girl, master, it is true." You can also consider the issue of child brides.”

"Who are you going to be a child bride for?" Ming Hui sat up, raised his eyebrows, and smiled softly.

Listening to the voice from the headset, Yi Qianxu frowned and thought for a moment, then relaxed.It seems to be getting more and more interesting.

"Brother apprentice, is there someone else beside you?" Yi Qianxu asked Ming Hui in a carefree tone.

"Yes." Xiao Liu said calmly, "It's my roommate."

"Xiao Xiao." Seeing Xiao Liu ignoring him, Ming Hui couldn't help but frown, "Who are you talking to?"

"Miaotai's master." Xiao Liu replied, turned off YY casually, and typed a line in the game.

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: It's getting late, I should go down.

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: As soon as your roommate talks, you start playing the game, it feels very unusual~.

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: I am already tired from playing, so I have nothing to do with my roommate, okay? !

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: I suddenly discovered that you have the potential to be a tsundere bombshell!

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]:  …

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: Get out, you're the one who suffers! ! ! ! !

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: Tsk tsk, isn't this just blowing up?

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]:  …

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: I'm going to pay, see you in debt!

[Bright Sorrow] Said quietly: Wait, little brother, let’s add a QQ friend~

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: No, get out (ノ｀Д)ノ

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: No addition?you sure?

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: Why do I feel that you are threatening me?

Yi Qianxu raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips and typed.

[Bright Sadness] said quietly: Yes, I am indeed threatening you.

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: If you don't add it, wait for the overwhelming vendetta.

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: By the way, this is just my trumpet, and my tuba is [Qin Xiao Jiuxiao]. You should have heard of this name, right?

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: Σ(°△°|||)︴

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: [Qin Xiao Jiuxiao]? ? ?

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: The leader of the biggest group of evil people, Qin Se He Ming? ? ?

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: Master, are you kidding me?

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: No.

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: I know this is your trumpet, but I have already written down your YY account, it is quite easy to get your other vests with this.

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: Add or not, you can decide for yourself.

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]:  …

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: Add, add, add, add now!

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: The button number is here!

Xiao Liu was extremely aggrieved typing, he was so focused and forced by Yi Qianxu that he didn't realize that Ming Hui had already walked behind him.

Looking at the id displayed on Xiao Liu's computer screen, Ming Hui couldn't help but frowned. Why did he seem to have seen this name before?

[Bright Sorrow] quietly said: Give me yours, and I'll add you.

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: xxxxxxxxxxx

[Bright Sorrow] quietly said: ok, I will add it later.

You quietly said to [Bright Sorrow]: Then I'll play, see you in debt, brain-dead master!

[Bright Sorrow] said quietly: 23333, go, go, look forward to your online~

Xiao Liu turned off the computer directly, and didn't see Yi Qianxu's words at all.

If he saw it, he probably wouldn't be on this account again.That tone was too turbulent, full of danger.

After finishing all this, Xiao Liu turned his eyes to Ming Hui's bed, but it was empty.

"What are you looking at?" Ming Hui hooked the corners of his lips, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.This is the first time that Xiao Liu has exposed him for so long for another person, this feeling is really very uncomfortable!

"???" Xiao Liu was startled, and then he noticed Ming Hui behind him, patted his chest to soothe his heartbeat, and said dissatisfied: "Why did you appear behind me silently, I don't know that people are scary Is it scary to death?"

"I didn't keep quiet." Ming Hui raised his eyebrows, and there were dark fluctuations in his eyes, "You were too focused on chatting with your master and didn't notice me."

Xiao Liu: "..."

Why is there a feeling that Minghui's words have a deep meaning?

Could it be that he was jealous because he was left out?

Thinking of this, Xiao Liu couldn't help but make a teasing smile, "Are you jealous?"

Ming Hui was taken aback for a moment, but immediately became ecstatic.

Xiao Xiao would ask such a question, could it be that he understood his thoughts?

Before Ming Hui could prove it, Xiao Liu's next sentence sent him from heaven to the eighteenth level of hell, "Don't worry." Xiao Liu reached out to stop Ming Hui's shoulder, looking like a good brother, "The brotherhood between us cannot be replaced by anyone. Don't be jealous."

"Brother, love?" Ming Hui repeated Xiao Liu's words, and the emotion in his eyes became darker and darker.

"That's right, our brotherhood of more than ten years is not fake, no one can replace it!"

Seeing Xiao Liu's indifferent appearance, Ming Hui squeezed his fists indiscriminately, secretly suppressing the urge to confess to the bottom of his heart.He raised his eyebrows and chuckled, "Yes, no one can replace the friendship between us."

"That's right, so there's no need to be jealous at all." Xiao Liu looked at Ming Hui jokingly and said, "You must know that my heart will always belong to you, those coquettish sluts outside will never shake your position in the palace!"

"Yes, thank you for your majesty's kindness." Ming Hui smiled, and the undercurrent of emotion in his eyes disappeared without a trace in an instant, replaced by joy.

"Hey hey." Xiao Liu smiled cheaply, hooking Ming Hui's neck, "Then let's go have lunch, after eating we can see your vigorous and heroic appearance on the basketball court."

"Ah."

……

The news of the basketball match between Ming Hui and the boys from the physical education department was released by Ren Zha long ago.

At this moment, the seats in the basketball hall are already full.

Ming Hui is recognized as a male god on campus by G University. He is handsome and wealthy, has excellent grades, excellent physical fitness, and is gentle and polite to others. He is undoubtedly the perfect male god in the eyes of most girls.

The campus male god played against the sports department, and it was still a basketball competition. How could those girls who coveted Minghui not show up and cheer for such a gimmicky game.

As soon as Xiao Liu and the others stepped into the basketball hall, a wave of screams resounded, and the girls who came for Ming Hui all stood up excitedly.

But when their eyes fell on Ming Hui's side, their admiring eyes suddenly changed, with a strange fanaticism.

Ding Qian's post has already been detonated on the campus forums, and now everyone in G University knows that Ming Hui and Xiao Liu are dating.

Although it's a pity that the two handsome guys sold themselves, but I can't bear the heart of a rotten girl.

Such a good-looking pair of CPs, and their usual interactions are so loving, the official candy can't stop, how can people not want to be cute!

Hearing the shouts that could not stop coming from beside his ears, Xiao Liu suddenly became a little unhappy, "Obviously I am also very handsome, why do all these girls call your name and not me? It's not fair!"

As soon as Xiao Liu finished speaking, his name reverberated in the basketball arena.

Xiao Liu was stunned, he just teased Ming Hui with those words, and had no other meaning.

After all, this competition was centered on Ming Hui, and he was not surprised that the girls would shout Ming Hui's name.

But he is just a passerby watching the football game, what the hell is this inexplicable shout?

Xiao Liu followed the sound and looked over. In a corner of the basketball court, several boys were yelling his name fiercely, which caused an upsurge around him.

Seeing the appearance of those boys clearly, Xiao Liu felt bad all of a sudden.

Without exception, these people were all gays who had confessed to him before, and junior brother Yu Xiuyuan was among them.

Ha ha.

He regretted it, he shouldn't have wanted the shouts.

Why are Ming Hui's fans all soft girls, while his fans are all kinds of men? !

Seeing Xiao Liu's gloomy expression, Ming Hui couldn't help leaning his head closer to Xiao Liu's ear, and teased, "Now everyone on the field is calling your name, how are you happy?"

"Ming Hui." Xiao Liu looked up at Ming Hui's playful eyes, and said seriously: "I think you are getting more and more beating up."

"Is there?" Ming Hui frowned slightly, his eyes concealed a bit of amusement, "I didn't notice it."

Xiao Liu didn't miss the playfulness in Ming Hui's eyes, and couldn't help saying: "To be honest, Ming Hui, not only are you getting more and more beatings, but you are also getting more and more shameless. This phenomenon is very bad."

Xiao Liu assumed the posture of an old pedant, "As a campus male god, you should always guarantee your glorious and stalwart image!"

Seeing Xiao Liu's serious and nonsense appearance, Ming Hui smiled even more heartily, and with bad intentions, he got closer to Xiao Liu, as if he would kiss him in the next moment.

"Have I ever admitted that I am a campus male god?" He curled the corners of his lips, "To me, my image is just passing by and I don't care about it at all." The only thing I care about is you.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then atin at ad at all!" Unable to restrain her excitement at all, Ding Qian hurriedly tugged her friend's arm to signal her to look in the direction of Xiao Liu and the others. "Ahhhhhhhhhh so much love!!! This is the rhythm of the official candy distribution!!!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Qi Jia reluctantly agreed, her eyes fell on Xiao Liu and Ming Hui following Ding Qian's request.

It has to be said that the postures of Xiao Liu and Ming Hui are indeed extremely ambiguous.

Ming Hui is much taller than Xiao Liu, so leaning over and getting close like this is like the prelude to the hero kissing the heroine in an idol drama.

"Kiss down!"

"Kiss down!"

"Kiss down!"

Deafening shouts suddenly resounded in the basketball hall, obviously also noticed the state of Xiao Liu and the two.

The expressions on the faces of many rotten girls were exactly the same as Ding Qian's. They were indescribably excited and shouted with great effort. In front of this scene, they didn't take the safety of their own voices into consideration at all.

Hearing the shouts beside his ears, Xiao Liu was completely dazed. "What are they shouting about?"

Ming Hui curled his lips into a smile, and moved closer to Xiao Liu, the tip of his nose even touched Xiao Liu's.Seeing the astonishment and panic in Xiao Liu's eyes, the smile on his face deepened, and he explained softly: "They let me kiss you again."

"Kiss???" Xiao Liu was completely confused, "You, you, what do you mean?"

"Xiao Xiao, don't you know that in the eyes of all G college students, the two of us are already dating?" Ming Hui raised his eyebrows and smiled, "So seeing that we are so close, we will naturally have ambiguous associations~. "

"Σ(°△°|||)︴" The panic in Xiao Liu's eyes deepened, and his heart beat inexplicably accelerated, thumping like a deer.

"Then I'll stay away from you..."

After Xiao Liu finished speaking, he was about to take a few steps back to stagger the distance.Unexpectedly, at this moment, Ming Hui suddenly reached out and grabbed Xiao Liu's arm, restraining Xiao Liu's retreat.

"Since the students have made such sincere requests, we have to satisfy their wishes, don't we?"

"???" Xiao Liu was extremely confused, "Ming Hui, what do you mean?"

Ming Hui hooked the corners of his lips, did not answer Xiao Liu's words, and suddenly leaned over and kissed Xiao Liu under Xiao Liu's astonished and shocked eyes.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Screams resounded in the basketball arena one after another, one higher than the other, and all those discordant noises disappeared without a trace in this one-sided sound.

"Ahhhhh, I actually kissed it!!!" Ding Qian shook Qi Jia's body excitedly, almost going into shock with excitement. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Qi Jia's head was a little dizzy when Ding Qian shook her head. Seeing Ding Qian being so excited for others, a nameless evil fire suddenly rushed up.

She grabbed Ding Qian's waist suddenly, and kissed Ding Qian under Ding Qian's bewildered eyes, silencing the series of excited screams.

The moment Ming Hui's kiss fell, Xiao Liu was stunned.

I just felt the buzzing in my mind, the hustle and bustle of the basketball court, the surrounding environment, all went away in an instant, and there was only one thought left in my mind, Ming Hui kissed him.

Ming Hui kissed him.

This cognition gradually became clear in his mind, and Xiao Liu's eyes opened wider and wider.

Feeling the soft touch from his lips, he completely forgot how to react, but stood there stiffly like a log, letting Ming Hui's lips stick to his.

Time and space seemed to be blocked in an instant, and after maintaining this movement for a long while, Xiao Liu reacted belatedly, pushed Ming Hui away, and staggered out of the basketball court.

Ming Hui was taken aback by the unexpected push, and was stunned for a few seconds before remembering to chase after him.However, as soon as he stepped out, he was stopped by people from the physical education department.

After running out of the basketball court and breathing the fresh air outside, Xiao Liu's bewildered brain gradually became clear, and the beating heartbeat showed that the picture that Cai Minghui had printed on his body just now was not an illusion.

Ming Hui actually kissed him?Ming Hui actually kissed him?Ming Hui actually kissed him?

Xiao Liu asked several times in his head in disbelief, completely unable to believe this fact.

How could Ming Hui kiss him?This is not scientific!

Didn't Ming Hui always regard him as a buddy?

Isn't Ming Hui straight?

Ming emblem...

How could Ming Hui kiss him? !

Xiao Liu sat down on the steps outside the basketball hall, holding his hair with both hands, the explosion of information was too unexpected for him, and he couldn't accept it at all.

Reminiscing the scenes of getting along with Ming Hui, Xiao Liu seemed to catch something, his eyes suddenly lit up, but immediately turned into deep embarrassment and bewilderment.

Ming Hui would kiss him, could it be because he likes him?

Because you like him, so do your best to take care of his daily life?

Because he likes him, that's why he pampers and agrees to his various unreasonable demands?

Because I like him, that's why I kiss him in public?

Xiao Liu, who has always believed that he is a 24K pure straight man, is somewhat unacceptable to such a result.

That kind of feeling is probably like, I treat you as a buddy, but you want to fuck me? ? ?

Xiao Liu sat on the stairs in a daze for a while, then took out his mobile phone, logged in to QQ, and clicked into the editor group he often hangs out with.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Jianghu emergency! ! !

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Ahhh, is there anyone there?

Xiao Qiao Liushui: I'm going crazy! ! !

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Ahhhh! ! !