Help!Kuaiai rescued my gay-attractive physique!

"Hmm." Holding Ren Zha's handle in his hand, Xiao Liu rarely did not blow his hair.

He raised his eyebrows, and said a little playfully, "Instead of letting me go, you might as well think about how to confess to Cao Han."

Seeing the sudden change of Ren Zha's expression, Xiao Liu was very satisfied, and lightly made up the knife again: "By the way, if your confession is not sincere and true, I will regret it if it is not complete!"

"You!" Ren Zha was anxious.He originally wanted to say a confession to Cao Han casually, but Xiao Liu dismissed him with a single word before he revealed his little plan.

"Hee hee, I'm really looking forward to that scene!" Xiao Liu smiled happily, "Wait for your confession."

Ren Zha: "..." I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling for the sake of the bet :).

"What confession?" Cao Han pushed open the door and walked in, smiling ambiguously, "Xiao Liu was confessed by gay again?"

"Bah, bah, no! Don't talk nonsense! I'm a straight man! Straight man!" Xiao Liu emphasized n times before continuing: "How can it be possible for a person like me who looks like a 24k pure straight man? Will be confessed by gay!"

"Oh, isn't it you who was confessed to by eight boys in a row?" Cao Han stabbed his knife indifferently.

"Hahahaha, Cao Han did a good job!" Ren Zha laughed wildly, and the depression in his heart was swept away.

Xiao Liu: "..."

Xiao Liu silently glanced at Ren Zha, the warning was self-evident, "Ren Zha, is it time to start your performance?"

Ren Zha: "..." He shouldn't have ridiculed it in a moment of anger, it's like shooting himself in the foot!

"What performance? Did the school organize any activities? Why didn't I hear about it?" Cao Han couldn't help but frowned as he watched the two flirt with each other, his face full of doubts.

"No, no." Ren Zha laughed dryly and laughed, "We're just kidding, just kidding."

"Hmph." Xiao Liu snorted softly, but didn't expose Ren Zha's words, "It's indeed a joke, but it's time to start, right? Ming Hui, don't you think so?"

"Yeah." Ming Hui nodded cooperatively.

Ren Zha: "..." Dog man man!

Forget it, who made him make the bet? The bet he made must be fulfilled even on his knees.

Ren Zha's heart fluttered, he took a deep breath, then let it out again, and looked seriously at Cao Han, who looked confused.

"Cao Han, there is a sentence that I have kept in my heart for a long time, I..."

dong dong dong.

Just when Ren Zha was about to spit out those words, there was a knock on the door suddenly in the silent dormitory.

The courage accumulated by Ren Zha dissipated in an instant. He quickly passed Cao Han and ran to the door, "I'll open the door."

"Who are you looking for?"

"I, I'm looking for Senior Brother Xiao Liu, can I trouble Senior Brother to tell him to come out?" Yu Xiuwen asked in a low voice, with anxiety written all over his face.

"You can come in directly." Ren Zha smiled, and enthusiastically stopped Yu Xiuwen's shoulder, "Xiao Xiao's friend is our friend, just come in, you are welcome."

"No need." Yu Xiuwen pushed Ren Zha away with difficulty, his face flushed a little, "I'll just wait outside, senior brother, please call me for me. By the way, just call senior brother Xiao Liu."

"Ok."

Ren Zha turned around, scratched his hair in doubt, suddenly realized, isn't the person at the door the shy little junior who confessed to Xiao Liu many times? !

Fuck!There is a good show to watch!

"Hahaha." Ren Zha couldn't help laughing, and cast a strange look at Xiao Liu, teasing ambiguously, "Someone is looking for Xiao Xiao, hahaha."

Seeing Ren Zha's expression, Xiao Liu's heart skipped a beat. Could someone come to confess again?

Xiao Liu refused to go out in his heart, but he still took steps out of politeness.

Looking at Xiao Liu's difficult steps, Ming Hui's eyes suddenly darkened. He has already declared his sovereignty in that way, and there are still people who don't open their eyes to come to the door? !

"Junior Junior Brother, it's you." Xiao Liu breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the person outside the door clearly.The last time he said bluntly in front of his junior brother that he was dating Ming Hui, the junior brother should have given up on it long ago, right? "Is there a problem?"

"That..." Yu Xiuwen was so nervous that he didn't dare to look at Xiao Liu's face.

"Huh?" Xiao Liu uttered a syllable in doubt.

"Senior brother Xiao, I..." Seeing Xiao Liu's exquisite and perfect face, Yu Xiuwen gritted his teeth, and his heart swayed, and he poured out the words in his heart.

"Senior Brother Xiao, I've thought a lot these two days, and I still can't let you go! So, even if you have a boyfriend, Senior Brother Xiao Liu! I won't give up pursuing you!"

Xiao Liu: "???"

"And my roommate also said that there is no corner in the world that cannot be pried. Even if you get married, there is still a chance of divorce. Therefore, Brother Xiao, I will never give up on you!" Yu Xiuwen was so nervous that his voice was trembling. It's disorganized and unorganized.

"I will prove my heart to Senior Brother Xiao, and I can do what Senior Brother Ming Hui can do!" After shouting this sentence, Yu Xiuwen left as if fleeing.

Xiao Liu: "???" What the hell? !

mmp, who is that talkative roommate? Damn it!Stand up and I promise not to kill you!

Xiao Liu's mood was completely broken.

"Hahaha, let's slap you in the face." Ren Zha had been leaning against the door the whole time, listening to Yu Xiuwen's whole story, "Who said just now that he looks like a 24K straight man, and he will never be confessed by gay?"

"Hahaha, let me just ask." Ren Zhajian smiled and approached Xiao Liu, "Xiao Xiao, is your face swollen?"

"Hehe." Xiao Liu, who was full of lies, couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, "Ren Zha!"

"Ah?" Shocked by the sudden serious tone, Ren Zha was stunned.

"It's time for the show to begin."

"..."

Fuck, get carried away and forget about this!

Ren Zha is in a bad mood, is it too late to change his mind now?

Seeing the indifference on Xiao Liu's face, Ren Zha silently retracted what he was about to blurt, it seemed that it was too late.

If you die by yourself, let's finish it obediently.

Anyway, it's just a joking confession, just treat it as a big adventure.

He has confessed all these years, if not a thousand, then a hundred.

Fearless, yes, fearless!

Secretly cheering himself up in his heart, letting go of his psychological burden, Ren Zha went all out.

One lunge rushed in front of Cao Han, and then one knelt down on one knee when Cao Han was caught off guard.

Xiao Liu: "Damn it."

Ming Hui: "Interesting."

Cao Han: "???"

How could Ren Zha care about other people's reactions? He had already reached this point. If he didn't continue, he would even want to strangle himself to death.

Ren Zhamiao changed to a sincere expression. Although his appearance was not as good as Xiao Liu and Ming Hui's, it was not far behind.

Usually you can't tell if you are fooling around, but once you are serious, it is quite eye-catching.

"Cao Han." Ren Zha shouted affectionately.

"Huh?" Cao Han's heart skipped a beat. Although he already guessed that this might just be a gamble or a big adventure, he couldn't help looking forward to it.

"I, I..." Looking into Cao Han's eyes, he couldn't say what he had said casually in the past.

He clenched his silver teeth, and secretly puffed himself up, before he said with difficulty: "Actually, I have liked you for a long time."

After saying this, Ren Zha breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to stand up and say with a smile #actually this is just a joke#, but he didn't expect to hear Cao Han's answer before that.

"Well, let's date then."

Ren Zha: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Xiao Liu: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Xiao Liu looked like he had seen a ghost, "You, you? Are you really here?"

Ren Zha was in a dazed state. Hearing Xiao Liu's words, he hurriedly shook his head, "No, no! I'm a straight man! How could it be true! I like soft and cute girls! "

"To be honest, I don't believe what you said!" Xiao Liu looked skeptical, combined with Ren Zha's nonsense before, he suddenly realized. "Scum, you really are a scum! The city is really deep enough!"

"In order to hide the fact that you are a gay, you don't hesitate to put on the name of a scumbag! It really is a good plan!" Xiao Liu looked sad, "No wonder you have dated so many girlfriends but even girls' little hands I haven't held it, it really shows that I don't have feelings for the girl!"

"Scum boy! You are so scumbag! I feel sorry for those girls who were abandoned by you!"

"Fuck, Xiao Liu, please don't talk nonsense!" Ren Zha collapsed, stood up from the ground, and roared at Xiao Liu: "I'm a straight man! A straight man! A straight man !Even if I’m a scumbag, I’m still a straight man!!!”

"Tsk tsk." Xiao Liu plucked out his ears, with a look of #我已经看到见事的真实#, "In order to emphasize that I am a straight man, I even put on the hat of a scumbag. I don't believe that there are no ghosts." of."

Xiao Liu habitually patted Ren Zha's shoulder, and comforted him: "It's no big deal if you're gay, but this is big, so why not be afraid!"

"A real gay guy should dare to face his heart and his sexuality directly! It's immoral to use the feelings of a scumbag to cover up one's true nature! Ren Zha, you should stop deceiving yourself!"

"Go away." Ren Zha slapped Xiao Liu's hand away, "Who the hell is gay! You mention these two words again and I'll be in a hurry with you, believe it or not!"

Cao Han was silent for a while, "So, the confession just now was a lie to me?"

"I..." Ren Zha's anger dropped suddenly, and he subconsciously looked at Cao Han.

Cao Han's expression was extremely flat, as if he didn't care what Ren Zha said.

But Ren Zha, who knew Cao Han well, knew very well that Cao Han was angry.

Cao Han is similar to Ming Hui to some extent, they both like to use expressions to disguise themselves.One became calmer the more angry he became, and the other was Can Shan who became more angry and laughed more.

"I see." Cao Han moved away calmly, and took out a towel from the closet, "I was joking just now, so don't worry about it. It's just doing the same thing and returning the other's body."

"I..." Ren Zha opened his mouth, wanting to explain, but suddenly found that he couldn't say anything at all.

"I'm going to take a shower." After Cao Han finished speaking, he strode into the bathroom.

"……Um."

Sensing that Ren Zha was in a state of despair, Xiao Liu just wanted to say something to comfort him, but Ming Hui grabbed his arm unexpectedly.

"Let him calm down first." Seeing Xiao Liu's suspicious gaze, Ming Hui shook his head and explained softly.

Xiao Liu silently glanced at Ren Zha who had climbed onto the bed, and had no choice but to give up his comfort.

After such an episode, the atmosphere in the dormitory suddenly condensed.

Xiao Liu's mood was extremely depressed, he had no intention of looking at Conan at all, he also climbed into bed, nestled under the quilt and quietly sent a message to Ming Hui.

Xiao Qiao Flowing Water: Ming Hui.

Ming Hui knew Xiao Liu's Two-dimensional identity a long time ago, so Xiao Liu didn't intend to log in to the three-dimensional QQ account deliberately.

Black and white: Huh?

Xiao Qiao Liushui: You said that Cao Han reacted so strangely, could it be because he likes Ren Zha?

Black and white: Mmm.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Hey, you think so too?

Black and white: Well, Cao Han's attitude towards Ren Zha is very unusual.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: So, I seem to have discovered it too.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Every time Ren Zha gets a new girlfriend, Cao Han seems to be in a particularly bad mood.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: And last time, when he knew that Ren Zha was dumped by his girlfriend, Cao Han happily accompanied Ren Zha to the buffet.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Also, because of the bet with Ren Zha, Cao Han ate a lot of seafood like crazy.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: ...Looking at it this way, it really has a different meaning in it.

Black and white: Mmm.

Ming Hui hooked the corners of his lips helplessly, this guy Xiao Xiao is so keen in dealing with other people's affairs, how could it be his turn to be so dull?

Could it be a fan of the authorities?

Xiao Qiao Liushui: →_→Why are you so cold today?

Black and white: is there any?Do you feel wrong?

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Really?

Xiao Liu propped up his body suspiciously and glanced at Ming Hui, just in time to meet Ming Hui's eyes filled with a smile.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: It seems that it is indeed my illusion.

Black and white: 2333333.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Ming Hui, tell me, should I apologize to Zha Ren tomorrow?

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Everything seems to be caused by my nonsense_(:з」∠)_

Black and white: Apologize if you feel guilty, but you'd better not meddle in their affairs.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Why?

Black and white are clear: the relationship is a matter between two people, and it is easy to be self-defeating if others interfere, especially if it is a relationship that is subject to social pressure.

Black and white: Cao Han and Ren Zha are smart people, they know how to deal with it.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: (⊙o⊙) Oh.

Xiao Liu also wanted to discuss this issue with Ming Hui, but the message of editing Fei Chen was suddenly sent over at this time.

Xiao Liu glanced at the time subconsciously, it was already past seven o'clock.

Isn't the editor already off work at this time?

Xiao Liu blankly clicked on Feichen's editor dialog box, and then he was in a bad mood.

Editor Feichen: Xiao Qiao, are you ready for the [-] updates you promised me?

Editor Feichen: I am looking forward to it~.

Little Qiao Flowing Water: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Xiao Qiao Liushui: I, I, I, I forgot, I haven't written yet...

Edit Feichen: Hehe.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: Buddy, I'm timid, don't scare me.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: I always feel that there is something terrible hidden behind your hehe...

Edit Feichen: [smile][smile][smile]

Editor Feichen: If I don’t see [-] updates when I go to work tomorrow, you’ll be banned for a month.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: ... No!Make up, you can't deprive me of the fun of the water group!

Editor Feichen: Then take out [-] updates, I believe you can.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: ...I will try my best.

Editor Feichen: Go ahead and code, and wait for the acceptance results tomorrow.

Xiao Qiao Liushui: [Crying into a ball because of grievance. jpg] I'm going to code right now.

After closing the dialog box, Xiao Liu weighed [-] characters and the water group for a while, and finally chose to update with [-] characters.

Xiao Liu would definitely go crazy if he couldn't make jokes and make troubles in the group for a month.

Of course, before coding, he had to go to a group and check Weibo first.

Anyway, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and the more manuscripts he has, the more he will be turbulent, fearless.