The worm king said he only wanted to be a salted fish

·I got on the wrong car·

The last day of the anniversary,

The week-long carnival is coming to an end, but the enthusiasm of the people has not weakened at all. On the contrary, the last day is the climax of the carnival.In addition to various free caravan performances, the Fengcheng government also organized many activities.

Corresponding to the hustle and bustle, security will naturally be relatively strict.

However, the accident still happened.

At noon that day, the second hand reset at twelve o'clock, and several bustling neighborhoods in Fengcheng experienced big explosions at the same time.For a while, the flames were soaring into the sky, and thick smoke billowed.Countless armed mechas and orc guards were dispatched one after another, and sirens and screams resounded through the sky.

"It's really lively." Liu Yize wore a white gauze dress, revealing his round shoulders and slender collarbone, and turned his head to look at the firelight outside the car window.His expression was indifferent, as if the fire and disaster in front of him were entertainment, which made him look like an evil goblin.

Ivan changed into a red wrapped leather skirt, and sat next to Liu Yize with his legs crossed, his upper body stretched out of the window, and the two white balls on his chest made even those who were fleeing for their lives couldn't help but look back.

Ivan flicked his long hair, chuckled and got back into the car, and said in a charming voice, "Well, indeed."

Liu Yize: "..."

Since opening the door to a new world in women's clothing, Ivan has really let himself go more and more.

Huahua wore a princess dress and a bow tie on her head, she looked like an underage girl.

The little girl grabbed the hem of her skirt nervously, looked at Liu Yize and asked, "Brother Liu... Oh no, Sister Liu. Is it really okay to make such a big commotion? What if they just block the city gate?"

"Impossible, it will only make it more chaotic if it is blocked." Liu Yize turned his head, and the waterfall-like black wig slid off his shoulders, inexplicably making people feel lewd.

Huahua silently looked away, but she was still a little worried: "But the entrance and exit will definitely be more guarded. We really..."

"It'll be fine." Ivan lifted his buttocks and sat beside Huahua. He stretched out his fingers with red nails and lifted Huahua's chin, and said, "Don't worry about your good brother, King Kong Barbie, they It is thicker than ours. My little cutie, you also have to have confidence in yourself, your fighting power is much stronger than mine on land."

Huahua: "..."

They were divided into two groups, he was with Liu Yize and Yifan, and Lu Haotian, Bai Chenghao, and Geng Yunqiu were together.According to Geng Yunqiu's explanation, this is for the purpose of evenly dividing combat power and brains - both Bai Chenghao and Lu Haotian have reservations about this statement.

So Ivan was right, he really didn't have to worry about Lu Haotian's safety.But—Brother Fan, have you finally fully awakened your other self?

"Hey, Jasmine~" The window behind the driver's seat was opened, revealing a face with heavy makeup and stubble, and greeted Ivan's "stage name" enthusiastically, "We will be at the gate of the city soon, it seems There is a big battle, you have to be careful for a while. Are all the baits ready?"

"No problem." Ivan stood up and tapped a cage in the carriage with his high-heeled feet, and a few cock crows came out of it immediately—this was the bait with a tracking lure added.

"Okay. By the way, you are so beautiful, do you really plan to stay in our team?"

Ivan: "I accept your compliment, but now is not the time."

"Okay." The man closed the car window regretfully.

Liu Yize glanced out the window, then dragged out a box from under the car seat, opened it to reveal the weapons inside.

Liu Yize: "Bring the guy... Ivan, stop admiring your fake breasts."

Ivan shrugged, bent down and took out two pistols from the box, pinned them on his exposed white thighs, and carried a bursting light energy gun on his shoulder.

Huahua only took a fool's light pistol - gun. He can now control his vines freely. The purpose of this gun is to save his life in case the power is exhausted.

Liu Yize didn't take the weapon, but touched the blue crystal pendant on his neck - it was the crystal ore concentrate that Geng Yunqiu made for him, suitable for Zerg, and could quickly replenish energy when he was exhausted.

"Here we are." Liu Yize glanced out the window, and could already see the checkpoint at the gate of the city.

Because of the chaos in the city, the defense of the city gate was indeed much tighter.But Liu Yize saw through their external strength at a glance—the added defenses were basically smart phones. This kind of force is enough to deter ordinary people, but after all, machines are not more flexible than humans, especially the models of these smart phones are not new.In Liu Yize's memory, this kind of smart phone was already common during the previous generation of Zonghuang.

Compared to the chaos in the city, the gate of the city is relatively peaceful.However, there are more and more people queuing up to get out of the city, and if it takes a while, there may be some problems.

The people who went out of the city ahead were in good order, and when each car passed by, the energy shield fluctuated like mercury——the level of the energy shield increased.

Liu Yize turned his head and glanced sympathetically at the chicken in the cage, it must have been scorched instantly.

"The level of the energy shield has been raised, we'd better get out of the car later." The driver also noticed this problem, opened the window and said to Liu Yize and the others.

"Okay." Liu Yize nodded, turned to look at Ivan and Huahua and said, "Go down first, I can handle it, stay in the car to distract attention."

Huahua immediately shook her head: "Let me stay, Brother Liu...Sister Liu, I can turn it into a plant, which is non-conductive."

Ivan chuckled happily: "My silly baby, have you ever seen those trees struck by lightning in the wild?"

Huahua: "..."

Well, he was stupid.

"Okay, let's go down. I'm here." Liu Yize stood up and stroked the car wall casually. As if the car wall had been melted by high temperature, a long and thin iron rod was separated.Liu Yize picked up the iron rod and pulled up his wig—in order to prevent them from revealing their secrets, the wig was all connected, and it had to be washed with the corresponding potion to remove it.

The car stopped quickly.Next to it were several cars that were being checked together.Some people were impatiently arguing one after another, but smartphones are ruthless, so they are all crowded here.

Huahua and Ivan took the opportunity to get out of the car and got into the crowd.The people in Baoli's team also got out of the car, leaving only Liu Yize in the car.

"We've arrived at the city gate." Liu Yize sat in the driver's seat and picked up the communicator to talk to Geng Yunqiu and the others.

"We're here too. It's 12:14:30, 20 minutes to act." Geng Yunqiu's voice came.

"no problem."

"Teacher." Bai Chenghao's voice came suddenly, with some eagerness to say something, "Be careful."

The corners of Liu Yize's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and he said, "You too. I think they have raised the level of the energy shield. I'm afraid it means electrocuting the carrier of the primer with one blow. Can you bear it?"

Although the introduction was on Geng Yunqiu's body, Bai Chenghao was his shield.

"No problem." Bai Chenghao's voice was very confident, with a smile on the end, "Remember the contact location after leaving the city, I will rush there as quickly as possible."

Liu Yize laughed softly: "I'll wait for you. Okay, that's it, and you must protect yourself."

"Um--"

"Have you had enough moji?"

Before Bai Chenghao finished speaking, Lu Haotian yelled: "Old Liu, where is my wife? Let him talk to me."

"Your daughter-in-law has already got off the car, I can help you with a word."

"Then tell him I love him~"

Liu Yize: "...do you know what a flag is?"

Lu Haotian: "... Fuck, pretend I didn't say it just now."

After Lu Haotian finished speaking, he hung up the communication, Liu Yize laughed, and looked up out of the window.

Among the crowd outside the window, a long-haired beauty in a red leather skirt waved to Liu Yize.Liu Yize withdrew his gaze and looked down at the time.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

"Boom-boom-"

A truck suddenly accelerated at the checkpoint, slammed into the three smartphones in front of it, and rushed to the city gate!At the same time, other smartphones and people wearing mechas immediately surrounded them, and at the same time closed the entrance and exit passages of the energy shield, trying to stop the truck.

And at this moment, there was another "boom"!

As soon as the front of the car touched the energy cover, the energy cover that was not completely closed suddenly exploded with countless electric lights, and the electric lights crackled and gathered into a beam of light, which slammed into the truck.

The truck was instantly overturned by electricity, and at the same time, the signals of the tracking guides lit up on the terminals of the smart phones and the guards.

"It's Geng Yunqiu! Arrest him first! Be careful, he's a Zerg!" The guards yelled and gave orders to the smartphone at the same time.

And the other people who were waiting to leave the city suddenly became chaotic, taking advantage of the moment when the energy shield released a huge amount of energy and was temporarily invalid, they rushed out in a swarm.

Those guards had no time to take care of others, they just stared at the signal mark on the terminal lens.However, as soon as they got close to the truck, there was an exasperated voice from other teams in the communication: "It's been tricked!"

Meanwhile, outside the city.

Half of Liu Yize's long hair was burnt, and the gauze skirt was torn short to the bottom of his legs.The electric dragon just now was not incapable, but luckily the target was not him.

Liu Yize ran out of the city gate, only to realize that the outside was a complete mess. When the electric shock happened just now, there were quite a few convoys outside.The rioting crowd poured out, it was really hard to move.

"Brother Liu, here!" Huahua spotted Liu Yize first, jumped up and waved.

Liu Yize squeezed over and saw that Huahua was with Ivan, but the other people in Baoli's motorcade were not there: "Where are the other people?"

"Scattered." Ivan didn't care about his charming voice anymore, and said anxiously, "The people inside will be tracked down soon, we have to leave quickly."

"Well, they said that there is a pick-up vehicle outside the city, let's look for it." Liu Yize said and turned his head to look around. This look really saw a car in the distance, with the word "Poly" printed on the compartment ,"found it!"

So the three of them immediately walked towards the car.It was a truck with the door wide open, and there were two sturdy men sitting in it, not wearing women's clothes, but there were a lot of women's clothes in the box next to it.

The two men were stunned when they saw them coming up.

Liu Yize said quickly: "We are the ones Baoli told us to leave now, quickly."

The two men looked at each other, then one of them pulled the other up, and smiled at Liu Yize and the others, "So it's Captain Paul's guest, okay, please don't be too polite, we're leaving right away!"

Saying that, the two men got out of the car, and then closed the compartment with a "bang", and the car quickly started and drove away.

The author has something to say: ————————

I've had a cold for four days, headache, sore throat, stuffy nose, sore bones, drowsiness, and even nosebleeds... Oh, it's not "flow", it's bleeding.

Tsk, there are so many ways to catch a cold now.

However, it is commendable that I did not cough. In the past, I could cough until my lung hurts every time.

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In addition, I was writing "The Crazy Major General and the Silly Mrs." Influenced by "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo", I started the mode of easy and funny complaints.

Let go of yourself completely.

Then go back and write about the worm king...

Really need to be precise. d(*￣▽￣)==b

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By the way, happy women's day tomorrow~

However, it is not a holiday. (╯ㄒoㄒ)╯︵┻━┻