The worm king said he only wanted to be a salted fish

Everyone knows that Liu Yize is a fool.Not only is he a faint king, he is also a tyrant.

It is said that in the great war of the unification of the empire, he killed his twin brother and wiped out thousands of Zerg by himself. It is all his fault that the Zerg is now in decline.

But today I mainly talk about his "faintness".

Speaking of a faint ruler, it is nothing more than extravagance, wine pools and meat forests, indifference to government affairs, and favors and treacherous sycophants.Let's start with the first two.

As the first emperor of the empire, Liu Yize built an extremely luxurious and huge palace for himself as the first thing he did after the founding of the country.He also erected a stone monument in front of the door, like a monument, with four large characters written on it - eat and wait to die.

The moment the people of the entire empire saw these four words, a group of lingering sorrow gathered in the atmosphere.

You can see it, the emperor is really unreliable.

This is unreliable. In addition to the name of his palace, there is also the name of the empire.

Now the empire gathers all races into one family, although everyone had their own ideas at the beginning.But after all these years of chaos, once the Zerg's technology is displayed, people are still very yearning.And so the empire was built.

The empire is established, there must be a good name.At that time, everyone was too young to be abused by the new emperor, so they all looked at their new emperor expectantly.

The new emperor was eating the grapes peeled by his personal bodyguard at that time, and he tilted his head and smiled when he heard this: "Let's call it the global village."

All the city masters who came to the first meeting of the empire thought for a moment that they had heard it wrong, so the new emperor repeated again: "Global Village, it's very good."

It is said that after that meeting, several city lords proposed to reconsider whether to unify into an empire.

But Geng Yunqiu, the first cabinet elder of the empire, believed that the prestige of the empire could not be destroyed.I don't know what method he used, anyway, the empire was unified in the end.

However, when the parliament was established, the result of the discussion at the first meeting was to change the name of the empire-now the empire is called "Gaia".

Everything today originated from the Gaia virus. Everyone has complicated senses about this name, but compared with the "global village", everyone readily accepts it.

In addition to the name, the biggest feature of Hunjun lies in "eat" and "color".

Let's talk about eating first.

Although the earth has gone through so much and human beings have changed, the environment has really improved a lot.When the environment is good, the food is green and healthy, and the taste is naturally better.

The new emperor loves seafood, which is why the capital of the empire is located on an island—oh, that is the island where the empire fought. A sinkhole that was blasted by the new emperor has now become a famous scenic spot in the capital.

Not to mention the site selection, after all, the construction of the capital was basically done by Zerg and half-worm orcs; people and orcs from other small islands were also willing to help, and now it has become a prosperous sea city.

Let's just say he eats.

Everyone knows that no matter how much you like to eat, you will get tired of eating it for a long time.

Therefore, in order not to let himself get tired of eating, the new emperor ordered his personal bodyguard and the marshal of the imperial army to lead troops into the sea to fish for seafood.What sea urchin, moray eel, sea catfish, Hailu fish, abalone, sea cucumber, hairtail, squid, king squid, lobster, green shrimp, bamboo shrimp, conch, razor clam, oyster, mango shellfish...

I heard that a mermaid was also caught.But it didn't look good, and was thrown back into the sea by the new emperor.

In short, he is extravagant and lustful, and he fishes for whatever is in the sea.But having said that, it didn't waste people's money. The personal bodyguards and marshals all worked voluntarily.

But this is not good, how can the emperor set such an example, isn't it?As soon as he started to eat, he followed his example and forcibly created a seafood production chain.The infrastructure of the empire has not yet been rolled out, and a seafood chain has been built first. What is this?

Faint Lord!

After talking about eating, let's talk about sex.

This color is a bit meaningful, because everyone knows that the Zerg race is eunuch-later corrected as infertility-in short, this rumor still remains in the hearts of the masses.

So since our emperor can't do that, he can only do that.

Hey, this word is not very popular in the market, so I won't write it.Let's just talk about the emperor's harem.

As I said several times before, the emperor has a personal bodyguard.That personal guard is good-looking, almost two meters tall, although he is not outstanding in today's world where orcs are everywhere, but he has a pretty figure and a handsome face; once the uniform of the guards is put on him, he will On the newly established star network, it has always been ranked first in the ranking of "want to take off his clothes".

The emperor can't keep up.

It is such a national dream lover, hey, ruined by the emperor!

The bodyguard's name is Bai Chenghao, how did their affairs come to light?It's all because the emperor didn't have the emperor's self-consciousness at all. He never had any considerations for "facade". Even if 1000 people stared at him, he should eat and sleep.

Therefore, the emperor doesn't care what others think.If you want to kiss the bodyguard, you can kiss the bodyguard, even at the speech at the founding ceremony of the empire-now you know how the citizens know it.

After that kiss, many people stared at them.

The "eating and dying" palace doesn't have any strict defenses, because the strongest person in the entire empire lives in it, who wouldn't want to assassinate him.

But in addition to assassinations, there are also many paparazzi - with the establishment of the empire, the paparazzi industry has been born again.

The paparazzi is breaking out almost every week.The most exciting time was a video.

It was the emperor's bedroom, but the windows were not closed, and everything could be seen with a single camera from afar, and the sound was clearly captured.

On the emperor's big bed, his bodyguards were sleeping on their stomachs. The emperor was completely naked, but he put on a coat of his bodyguards and sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed.The emperor was turning a black scalpel in his hand, and the edge of the knife was gesturing on the back waist of his guards.

The paparazzi was sweating, thinking that he was finally going to grab a good news-"The emperor was dissatisfied with the guard's service after the incident, and swung a knife to kill the guard on the bed" - it sounds so touching!

The paparazzi was excited, and the bodyguard woke up.

The guard also felt the coolness on the back of his waist, looked at the emperor pitifully, and asked, "Teacher, what are you doing?"

teacher?The paparazzi is excited, but it's still role-playing?

Then the emperor laughed, and poked the skin of the guard's back waist with a black scalpel in his hand, and said, "I want to cut it open to see if there is a motor inside."

At that moment, the paparazzi knew that his good news flew away.

After hearing the emperor's words, the guard immediately smiled—that smile was so bright that the guard fell from the top position of Star Network's "Evil Charm Attack"—there was a bit of shyness in the smile: "Teacher, are you praising me?" ?”

The paparazzi felt that they had been stuffed with dog food.

The emperor rolled his eyes at the guard. There was a blush at the end of his eyes. The blush spread to the cheekbones and dyed the pinnae of the ears. This white eye was like a wink, which made the paparazzi's heart tremble three times.

The guard laughed, grabbed the emperor's waist, and pushed the emperor back on the bed.The emperor's body was blocked by the guards, only two white and straight calves were hanging on the guard's waist, the round toes were like jade beads, and they were still pink.

The paparazzi doubted his own sexuality for a moment.

Then the next second, the guard sensed the existence of the paparazzi and waved his hand.The paparazzi only saw a flash of silver light, and then fell off the wall.

But probably those two were too busy to be popular, so they didn't catch him, so the paparazzi put this video on the star network.

On that day, the emperor was on the list—the top of the list of "most sleepy people".

Then that video was deleted.

Tsk.This stupid gentleman, the rabbit still knows not to eat the grass beside the nest, doesn't it!Fortunately, he almost ate the bodyguard bald.

Also, how could the emperor let that kind of video stream out?How could the emperor's bedroom have no sense of prevention?What about royal dignity and majesty?

Morality!The world is going down!

What?The emperor does not have other harem is not color?How could it not be possible? Some people said that he had an affair with Marshal Lu, and that there was also Director Long of the Palace of "Eating and Waiting to Die". It is said that even Geng Yunqiu, the cabinet minister, and Ivan, the foreign minister, were his subordinates.

Some people said that they often get together... After all, Director Long doesn't look like someone who can sleep with the emperor.In short, erosion!

In addition to eating and sex, the emperor's laziness also killed people.Oh no, it is the old life of the cabinet lord.

The Minister of the Cabinet is a scientist, which is known throughout the empire, but the people of the empire will always see him on the news - new technology conferences, officer awarding ceremonies, royal New Year's party, royal charity ribbon-cutting...

They're all protagonists.Because the emperor will not go.

Once the cabinet ministers were also angry and refused to participate.Then the emperor asked the media on the official website of the empire to take pictures all day long of the stone tablet in front of his house that says "eating and waiting to die".

After this time, everyone understood that if something happened, go to the cabinet minister.

You must ask, the emperor is like this, why should he be the emperor?Can the people be willing?

willing.Because he can fight, there is no other person in the entire empire who can fight like this.

As I said before, although the empire was established, everyone is loose, and all they see are the technology of the Zerg.But there are also people who don't want technology, just want to be the emperor of the land.

The empire doesn't force it either, but among those people, there are always some who want to challenge the empire.You know, the kind of saboteur who always likes to bully people when he has nothing to do in class, and makes a little noise to attract others' attention.

But these people are much worse than the little bully in the class.Once they bully people, it will kill them.

What should we do at this time?

Open the door, let the emperor go!

In the 12 years since the establishment of the empire, the emperor has not lost a single battle.And every time there was a fight, he basically left the army behind and dragged his bodyguards up.When there were many people on the other side, Marshal Lu rolled up his sleeves.

This made the Imperial Army very helpless.

Helpless, but also worship.

So although the emperor is a faint king, but he is admired by the entire empire-army, who dares to talk about his layoff?Besides, he is laid off, who will fight?Every fight costs almost nothing but the postage of the plane. When the emperor rises, people can just fly there by themselves.

The cost of war is a big one. If this is saved, the empire will develop faster.

So, even though he is a foolish emperor, this emperor, at least he saves money, doesn't he?