The worm king said he only wanted to be a salted fish

·Old Lu's Miserable First Time·

Liu Yize drove at the fastest speed, and it took less than 10 minutes to reach Lu Haotian's house.

The villa area was exceptionally quiet today, even the residents who usually took a walk were gone, and the doors of every house were closed.If there are really wild beasts breaking in, then even if the relevant departments are not manned, there should be people watching the excitement around.But the fact is just the opposite.

It's not normal, obviously.But Liu Yize didn't seem to notice this abnormality, and the car stopped in front of Lu Haotian's house smoothly.

Both the gate of Lu Haotian's villa and the courtyard are open.But looking from the outside of the villa, there was no trace of anything forcibly breaking in.So, either Lu Haotian invited the bear in, or it was already in the room.

For Liu Yize, he hoped it would be the latter - after all, the stock of sex is too small and needs to be supplemented by Lu Haotian, and he doesn't want Lu Haotian to be eaten.

Liu Yize opened the door and got out of the car. As soon as he got to the gate of the villa, he heard several knocking sounds from the villa.Immediately after the impact, there was another roar of a beast. Liu Yize couldn't tell if it was a bear roar, but the roar was really full of spirit.

"It's quite energetic." Liu Yize said to himself, and stepped into the gate of the villa.

The shoes at the entrance of the villa were neatly arranged, and one pair of sky blue mesh shoes was obviously two sizes smaller than the others.Those are fancy shoes.

Liu Yize took a look, then stepped on the well-maintained wooden floor of Lu Haotian's house with his leather shoes on.Turning a corner is the living room, but the picture of the living room is completely opposite to that of the entrance: it is a mess, no matter the furniture, home appliances, or even the chandelier on the roof, have been torn off and smashed.Blood stains and some broken clothes can still be seen faintly on the broken things.

But what is even worse is the open kitchen in the living room.Not to mention the rummaging of boxes and cabinets in the kitchen, the food even smeared all over the floor.But if you look carefully, you can find that a lot of food has been eaten, and there are several beer cans that have been bitten and drank.

Liu Yize's eyes fell on a piece of clothing fragments on the dining table: the camouflage fabric was Lu Haotian's trouser fabric.There was no blood on the cloth, only a palm-length black hair beside it that was obviously not human.

Liu Yize looked at the piece of cloth for a few seconds, but he was slightly relieved.It's good if you don't die.

"Bang!" There was another sound in the room suddenly, and the floor under his feet shook twice.

Liu Yize remained motionless, calmly turned his eyes away, and looked in the direction of the sound - that was the storage room of Lu Haotian's family, which was connected to the entrance of the basement.

There is a passage from the living room to the storage room, which can be seen around the partition wall behind the sofa.Liu Yize took a few steps away and saw the aisle of the storage room.

In the aisle, a thick bear leg stretched out, planing the wooden floor, and splashing stones on the concrete base below.

That leg is too thick, it can be equal to Liu Yize's body.According to the size of the bear, from this leg, the bear is at least three or four meters high and seven or eight meters long.A real big guy.

Standing there, Liu Yize raised his hand and unbuttoned the cuffs of his shirt, rolling up both sleeves to the elbow; then he tapped the skin of his left arm casually with the fingers of his right hand.In the next moment, black "tattoos" emerged on Liu Yize's skin, strand by strand, like branches in the night, and then quickly grew and converged, finally forming bone lines on Liu Yize's skin.

At the same time, Liu Yize's eyes also turned a beautiful bright yellow.

"Hey." Liu Yize called out to the bear.At the same time, he walked in the direction of the bear.

The crisp sound of leather shoes hitting the floor was especially clear in this quiet room.But the bear didn't seem to hear it, kicking its hind legs on the ground, ignoring the approaching footsteps.

Liu Yize raised his eyebrows and walked through the aisle to finally see Xiong's...half of the whole picture.

The front half of the huge bear had slipped through the storage room door, but the back half remained in the aisle outside the door.Since the storage room is at the end, facing the aisle wall, half of the giant bear's body is also twisted.

And so—he was stuck.

Liu Yize: "..."

It's not that the giant bear didn't hear Liu Yize's voice, but it heard it, but couldn't turn around.His fat bear butt was at least twice as wide as the door frame, and his waist and abdomen were squeezed into swimming rings. Not to mention the wallpaper on the wall was rubbed off, the door frame was also cracked.

But since the basement is Lu Haotian's treasure, this door is not an ordinary wooden door, but an alloy one - the door frame is really not easy to fall apart, so the giant bear got stuck.

"boom!"

"Ow!"

The fat bear's buttocks twisted suddenly, the house trembled again, and a crack appeared in the wall.It's a pity that the giant bear was still in a dilemma, so it howled angrily, and scratched its hind legs on the ground again.

It's like a kindergarten kid who rolls around when he can't hit an adult.

Liu Yize watched it silently for a while, and then came to a conclusion: "It's so stupid."

Liu Yize walked behind the giant bear's buttocks, measured the size and angle of the giant bear, then raised his long legs, aimed at the fat bear's buttocks, and kicked it mercilessly.

"Ow!"

"Boom-boom-boom-boom!"

The giant bear, who had been stuck for a long time, finally got his wish and entered the basement. Congratulations, congratulations.

Liu Yize retracted his feet slowly, stretched out his hands and broke the crumbling door frame like picking flowers.Then he put one hand in his trouser pocket and walked towards the basement as if taking a stroll in the courtyard.

The stairs in the basement are directly facing the wall, so after gliding with too much force just now, the giant bear had another intimate contact with the thickened wall, and finally landed in front of Lu Haotian's workbench with a perfect tiger landing style. Spread out into a three-dimensional bearskin blanket.

Liu Yize stood on the stairs, looking at the lying giant bear.

Surprisingly, the giant bear's skin is rough and thick. After such a toss, it didn't break the skin and bleed, and it still looks very strong.

Although the giant bear was completely dizzy from the fall, he recovered quickly.He stood up and shook his head, and when he looked up, he saw Liu Yize on the stairs.

"Oh!" The giant bear probably hasn't completely lost its humanity yet, knowing that this is the culprit who kicked him.So the giant bear charged towards Liu Yize without hesitation.

At this time, Liu Yize's height was just at the same level as the giant bear's line of sight, Liu Yize could see clearly, the reason gradually being engulfed in the giant bear's eyes.

However, Liu Yize didn't change his expression in the face of the giant bear rushing over aggressively.When the giant bear rushed to him and waved its huge paws, Liu Yize chuckled and pushed his hands against the wall, his whole body flew up like a dexterous swallow.Liu Yize flipped somersaults in the air - the black "tattoos" on his body could be seen as the hem of his clothes fluttered.Those "tattoos" faded from his body in the tide, and gathered on his legs, the skin of his legs turned jet black—then the long legs straightened, and they stepped firmly on the back of the giant bear.

"boom!"

Obviously, the movement was as light as a piece of paper, but the moment Liu Yize stepped on the giant bear's body, the giant bear seemed to be crushed by a thousand-thousand-ton mountain, and it was directly spread into a bearskin blanket again.

And this time, the giant bear passed out gloriously.

At the same time, the "tattoos" on Liu Yize's body also disappeared, and his eyes also changed from bright yellow to black.

"Huh. Really tired." Liu Yize jumped off the giant bear, a thin layer of sweat on his forehead reflected the light.After many years, it was the first time to use my own power, and I was really unfamiliar.

"Slap." A wooden board under the workbench suddenly fell down, and then a disgraced Huahua came out of it.The Huahua who got out was stupid, looking at Liu Yize as if she was looking at a god—Huahua hid under the workbench just now, but she cleverly used her mobile phone as a mirror to watch the whole process of "The Queen Beats the Bear".

"Come here and do me a favor." Liu Yize turned his head to look at Hua Hua, and then greeted her.

Huahua immediately ran over, not at all afraid of the giant bear lying there - Her Lady Queen was by her side, she was afraid of a wool!

"Queen...Brother Liu, are you going to kill it?" Huahua puffed up her chest and asked excitedly.

Liu Yize nodded with a smile: "Well, in the cabinet under the long-gun inside, bring two pendants and ropes."

"Yes." Although the order was a little strange, Huahua carried it out without hesitation.

Huahua brought the plush pendant and rope, and Liu Yize was already sitting on the workbench, unhurriedly putting down his rolled-up sleeves and buttoning up his shirt.

"Female...Brother Liu, here it is." Huahua has calmed down quite a bit at this time, and she admires Her Lady Queen's force value even more, and she firmly believes that Her Lady Queen is a secluded extraterrestrial master in her heart. people!

Liu Yize doesn't know Huahua's brain power, but he is quite satisfied with Huahua's calm (?) performance.

Liu Yize straightened his clothes, and raised his chin at the giant bear: "Tie his mouth up, and the hair balls are stuffed in his nostrils."

Huahua: "?!!"

Suffocate?This... is a little cruel.

Huahua hesitated for a second, then complied.

It's still a little stressful to be close to this giant bear.He came to Lu Haotian's place before because Lu Haotian needed a material and asked him to come and get a sample before buying it.Huahua just took the bonus from Liu Yize and was relaxing, so she agreed.

As a result, Huahua came, and as soon as she entered the room, she saw a giant bear in the kitchen, and the clothes belonging to Lu Haotian were torn everywhere, as if they had been torn to pieces.Huahua was completely stunned, and the next second, the bear found him.

Huahua doesn't remember the process of running away at all, but the feeling of thrill and fear is still fresh in her memory.When calling Liu Yize before, Huahua really thought that he was going to die - his parents were not at the level, and the only person he could think of who could ask for help was Liu Yize.

Then, then Liu Yize came and beat Xiong to the ground.

Huahua took a deep breath, squatted down and began to tie the giant bear's mouth.

Hey, this bear is really heavy.

Huahua tied the giant bear's mouth tightly with all her strength. The rope was from top to bottom, wrapping the giant bear's mouth tightly like a spring coil—just kidding, if it accidentally loosened, it would be It's time for him to cry.

Huahua was panting from exhaustion, and finally looked at the hair ball pendant in her hand, but she ran to the side and put it down. Instead, she found two balls of leather from the waste basket next to the workbench, tied them tightly with rope, and put them down. It was stuffed into the nostril of the giant bear.

After doing this, Huahua suddenly felt a little sore - Brother Lu was gone.

Although Brother Lu is not very particular and always loves to order him around, he is very loyal and generous to him.Those hairball pendants are Lu Ge's favorite thing, he can't get them dirty, this is the only thought that Lu Ge left behind!

Sitting on the workbench, Liu Yize looked at Huahua with red eyes, a little stunned: "Are you crying?"

Huahua didn't feel ashamed at all, she turned her head to look at Liu Yize, and burst into tears: "Brother Liu, Brother Lu, Brother Lu are gone! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"..."

Liu Yize looked silently at the giant bear whose mouth was tied up by Huahua and whose nostrils were stuffed—when did these two get along so well?

"Hua Hua, I'll transform you into Brother Lu in a while." Liu Yize smiled lovingly.

The sobbing Huahua was taken aback for a moment, then raised her head and asked in a daze, "Huh?"

Liu Yize looked at the watch on his wrist, and then began to count down: "Ten, nine, eight... change!"

Liu Yize snapped his fingers, Huahua looked along Liu Yize's hand, and then he witnessed a miracle happen.

The giant bear lying there seemed to be awakened by suffocation, and after a few tremblings, it began to shrink!The shrinking speed was very slow at first, but after five seconds, the giant bear suddenly disappeared and was replaced by an old Lu who was snoring on the ground with his bare buttocks lying on the ground.

Lao Lu was lying on the ground, except for the tanned body, the rest of the body was full of flowers, especially the buttocks.But at this time, there was a dark red footprint on his white buttocks.Well, probably tomorrow it will turn into cyan footprints and be blessed with a negative state: fidgeting.

"..." Huahua's mouth opened wide, but she didn't close it for a long time.

"Dangdangdangdang~" Liu Yize made an exaggerated gesture to amuse a child, and looked at Huahua: "It's transformed, are you happy?"

Huahua: "..."

Fortunately, qaq didn't actually stuff his nostrils with hair balls!Otherwise, dirty hair balls will be beaten to death!

Huahua came back to her senses, and looked at Liu Yize wanting to cry without tears: "Brother Liu, what's going on? Why... Did we time travel? Have we mutated? The end of the world is coming?"

It can be seen that he often reads novels.

Liu Yize brought up that lazy smile again: "Almost."

Huahua was still at a loss: "But Brother Liu, why are you so clear? You have also mutated? A superhuman!"

Just now, I kicked that end... Brother Lu was stunned, it's impossible for ordinary people to do it, okay?

"Well, it's about the same." Liu Yize shrugged and jumped off the workbench.

Huahua wanted to ask again, but was stopped by Liu Yize raising his hand: "You go and buy something to eat and come back."

"Oh." It took a second to switch on the assistant and asked, "Brother Liu, what do you want to eat?"

Liu Yize thought for a while and said, "Two roasted whole lambs, it would be even better if you could get a roasted cow. You can buy other meat and cooked food as you like, so you can just buy a few dozen catties and bring them back."

Huahua: (￣△￣;)